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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#62 - Um...yeah...no The site is not 50 percent feminists, retard 12/19/2015 on fj right now 0
#13 - **crlmsonhazard used "*roll picture*"** **crlmsonhazard rol… 12/19/2015 on Not Even Burn Heal 0
#1 - Christmas is offensive to my atheist beliefs  [+] (16 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Christmas decorating -20
#15 - concetrationcamp (12/19/2015) [-]
The worst thing you can do if you are atheist or vegan is to tell everyone about it. If you want people to accept your beliefs then you have to accept theirs.
#14 - dcmp (12/19/2015) [-]
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#11 - ZetzueRyuho (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm atheist but I celebrate Christmas cause my family, friends, community, and culture do. I don't see any religious aspect to it, just exchanging presents and having a good time.

10/20 bait tho, friend. I'm posting for everyone else to know the atheist mindset, not for CrimsonHazard the hazardous crimson baiter.
#10 - tenaciouslee (12/19/2015) [-]
Here's a suggestion.
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#4 - duvallwhitey (12/19/2015) [-]
Cmon hes just being funny guise
#5 - leifbunny (12/19/2015) [-]
Eh..... Being the embodiment of bad bait was funny for like... his first couple days.
#12 - crlmsonhazard (12/19/2015) [-]
Im like the only famous troll who isnt a negative comment level . Half the time my bait gets greens because people respect my substantive insights and acerbic wit
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#17 - duvallwhitey (12/19/2015) [-]
Who are you?
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#16 - leifbunny (12/19/2015) [-]
You do you, bb.
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#13 - xxmemesxx (12/19/2015) [-]
I should have had you aborted
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#6 - duvallwhitey (12/19/2015) [-]
lighten up its not a big deal
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#7 - leifbunny (12/19/2015) [-]
But I'm not mad about it. I don't even thumb him down. Dude can say whatever he wants. It's just more like... "oh. You're still here. ok. I guess."
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#8 - duvallwhitey (12/19/2015) [-]
who cares
#9 - leifbunny (12/19/2015) [-]
....Are you just waiting for me to respond so you can fight an argument that doesn't exist?
#3 - bypass (12/19/2015) [-]
fine

No presents for you then
#2 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
because you never got any kind of gifts ?
#30 - >Just had a violent fight with my SO I hope you hi… 12/19/2015 on I really need a hug.... -1
#29 - >went back with her after she cheated Immediately … 12/19/2015 on I really need a hug.... -11
#5 - Picture 12/19/2015 on Pure Evil +1
#6 - Rosebud is Kane's sled from childhood  [+] (46 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Star Wars The Force Awakens +99
#194 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
reeeeeeeeee
#58 - levvy (12/19/2015) [-]
Forgot this.
#170 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Too much.....
#159 - bringmesolo (12/19/2015) [-]
Must really be desperate to get to -400. But even with this you're still regressing.
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#153 - mysisterismywaifu (12/19/2015) [-]
Glad I watched the movie lastnight, still a dickhead though.
#149 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
I don't care because I don't watch shit movies.
#179 - dirtypizza (12/19/2015) [-]
So i take it you don't watch home videos of yourself
#130 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Killed by his own son, jeez
#128 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
#127 - tbagbandit (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm going to take great pleasure in killing you and your family.
#121 - theburtonbullett (12/19/2015) [-]
way to be a fucking dick
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#118 - Benka (12/19/2015) [-]
the fact that he's Kylo's father isn't even a spoiler tbh
#122 - morebuckets (12/19/2015) [-]
Yea, some of the promo images show adam driver looking over his shoulder at the camera, and the resemblance between the two is uncanny
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#123 - Benka (12/19/2015) [-]
and they just throw it out randomly during the movie, it's not like it's even a big reveal
#124 - morebuckets (12/19/2015) [-]
Because it's not. Like i said earlier, literally the most obvious "spoiler" ever

That would be like "Spoiling" the fact that finn is a jedi. There have been toys on the shelves for weeks with him wielding a lightsaber
#155 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
lol
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#126 - Benka (12/19/2015) [-]
also when Han dies it's the most obvious thing ever that it's about to happen, literally half of the cast standing around him, watching things unfold.
#113 - mvtjets (12/19/2015) [-]
There's being annoying (like you do)
And there's actually being a dick

you could try being half decent for once
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#88 - billyblooper (12/19/2015) [-]
levvy , there is baiting, and then there is being a monster. What the hell?
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#73 - Dincorta (12/19/2015) [-]
You used to actually be creative.
#63 - morebuckets (12/19/2015) [-]
I already knew the first one, and the second one is literally the most obvious spoiler ever.

They even LOOK alike

You're just a cunt
#62 - crlmsonhazard (12/19/2015) [-]
#125 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
he does'nt
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#61 - juaneljalapeno (12/19/2015) [-]
I've already seen it enough so thumbing you down wont do anything
I really don't get why people look at the comments on Star Wars content and then are amazed when there are spoilers in there...
This site is full of trolls, i don't get why people actually trust this site sometimes
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#176 - kennyh (12/19/2015) [-]
People who don't want it spoiled need to either see it or stay off the internet. This isn't their own little safe space.
#40 - dirtypizza (12/19/2015) [-]
jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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#21 - moldybreadcrumb (12/19/2015) [-]
snape kills dumbledore
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#33 - planari (12/19/2015) [-]
Bruce Willis is dead at the end of 6th Sense
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#55 - enslavedyouth (12/19/2015) [-]
And I still haven't watched the bloody movie because I was late to the party and got it spoiled while watching Scrubs

Fuck
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#39 - electronicbacon (12/19/2015) [-]
Your son is the leader of the Institute
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#175 - caesarslegion (12/19/2015) [-]
Why does everyone just accept this? Father just walks up out of no where, deactivates your robot son and says; 'no I'm your son.' Not to mention the game calls him Father throughout the ENTIRE thing, even after whatever ending you chose.
I know that nothing really points towards it and it's canon but it just doesn't make sense.

I mean, Kellogg is like 107 years old and still looks like he's 37,still kicks all sorts of ass, ect. They stopped his aging and turned him into a cyborg or some shit but they didn't do it for the person responsible for pushing the Institute into a whole new spectrum of technology?

Just seems fishy to me and I will forever head canon that Father is a liar and a future DLC has you recover your real son.
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#42 - bigstratos (12/19/2015) [-]
Yoda dies
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#49 - noobpeller (12/19/2015) [-]
all the passengers aboard the Orient Express were involved in the murder
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#57 - juaneljalapeno (12/19/2015) [-]
The slave kid and the asian girl are the only ones to get out of Snowpiercer, they also see a polar bear
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#60 - vexaton (12/19/2015) [-]
The main characters of Fight Club are the same person
Dobby dies in the 8th movie
Han Solo dies in SW VII
Your mom doesn't love you anymore
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#103 - pinecest (12/19/2015) [-]
Adachi is the killer
#162 - zionhar (12/19/2015) [-]
The ending of fallout 4 is you either kill your son or nuke boston.
#119 - jhonnyz (12/19/2015) [-]
Viewing this thread is like playing fucking minesweeper
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#160 - vexaton (12/19/2015) [-]
Lol, I'm just wondering why I'm the only one getting reds
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#182 - juaneljalapeno (12/19/2015) [-]
Maybe because you spoiled major shit from recent movies while the others spoiled things almost EVERYONE knows...
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#185 - vexaton (12/19/2015) [-]
>Recent movies
Other than the star wars thing that was already spoiled earlier in the thread, the most recent movie is from 2012... Like wut m8
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#186 - juaneljalapeno (12/19/2015) [-]
You have a point
Star wars spoiler should speak for itself, BTW you posted your spoiler a bit earlier than the big -200 troll in this thread
Fight club is still a very popular movie, but i would not be surprised if some people didnt see it, and if so, you basically spoiled the whole plot for them
A lot of people (including me) haven't seen the last Harry Potter movie, so i did not know that Dobby was going to die, even though i never really liked him in the first place
That last comment was just mean
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#187 - vexaton (12/19/2015) [-]
I actually didn't post it before him. I saw it, that's why I even commented what I did in the first place, because it had already been said. I haven't even seen the movie. Fight club is almost 15 years old. I assumed people who cared about harry potter would've read the book already, sorry about that one.

The last comment was a joke. She loves you very much
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#189 - juaneljalapeno (12/19/2015) [-]
Well, now you know that people get butthurt pretty quick if you post spoilers of recent movies, no matter who posted first.

And hey, no biggie about the Dobby spoiler ;)
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#48 - thesirofponies (12/19/2015) [-]
your dad walks into the water purifier to stop the enclave
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#9 - billycakes (12/19/2015) [-]
Well its a spoiler alright. Not Star Wars but still a spoiler.
#24 - Found a recent pic of her, She aint looking so hot.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Disney syndrome +1
#25 - imjared (12/19/2015) [-]
nice try
i know the difference between hilary duff and sarah jessica parkour
#23 - Cracked is worse than Zergnet and Buzzfeed combined. It should…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Disney syndrome +6
#35 - emperorwatergate (12/19/2015) [-]
It's fine, this is old Cracked.

New Cracked should be purged.
#5 - was this a real submission to Dear Abby? 12/19/2015 on Need some advice +1
#5 - >every other post on here is about Stem Majors being gods o…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on All F's Man +1
#7 - thechosentroll (12/19/2015) [-]
That's because those of us who do well don't talk about it, because:
a) No one cares.
b) People flip their shit and get all defensive.

Trust me, I WANT to post a dancing gif and tell you all about how I'm exempt from two exams and the written portion of two more, because my grades were fucking amazing, despite the fact that I put in next to no effort. However, every time I do that I get a truckload of shit and butthurt dumped on me, along with two dosin people trying to discredit my achievements by saying shit like "you're not in advanced molecular biochemical medical engineering, your degree isn't hard." or "You're not in Harvard of Cambridge, of course you're gonna get easy grades". It was fun the first time, but when you get the same replies every time, it gets real old real fast.
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#10 - battletechmech (12/19/2015) [-]
Harvard has some of the biggest A bloating in the country, a degree from there is only worth the prestige the college holds by its name, and nothing else
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#9 - trollmobile (12/19/2015) [-]
congrats bruh
#2 - My family treats me like a God: They treat me as if I…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2015 on i am a God +97
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#10 - necrophyxia (12/19/2015) [-]
Smite them, smite the non-believers
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#13 - lulgazmz (12/19/2015) [-]
Dat icon tho....
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#14 - necrophyxia (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, what about it?
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#15 - lulgazmz (12/19/2015) [-]
Bringing back memories of a whole heap o' porn. Since that's where it's from.
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#16 - necrophyxia (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm aware, you have good taste. Monara is best slutty priestess
#10 - > women complaining about being single. You dumb w…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Engagement Season -27
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#33 - thebritishguy (12/19/2015) [-]
The problem isn't finding anyone it's finding "the one", although onbiously that's a bloated concept.
#14 - StickyTissueLoLz (12/19/2015) [-]
Funny coming from the guy who has daily suicidal thoughts because girls don't like him.
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#11 - WutsAtroll (12/19/2015) [-]
yeah the best way to get a long term and decent bf is to go to a bar and fuck a guy who wants a 1 night stand
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#12 - crlmsonhazard (12/19/2015) [-]
then go to medical conferences and ask doctors if they want poon
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#24 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/19/2015) [-]
you'll just end up with a guy who wants a one night stand who has a different profession... women can't make a man love her with sex. Unless he becomes creepily obsessed over her but most likely he'll just lust after her, and then when she mentions taking the next step she'll mean a relationship while he means anal. Plenty of girls think if they fuck a guy he'll eventually get to know her and like her but it rarely works out like that.
#20 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
cuz doctors want your low market value poon
#12 - Picture 12/19/2015 on rimjob 0
#5 - How the **** are vending machines still in business con…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Fucking Snickers +3
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#7 - morphodite (12/19/2015) [-]
I know, right? Also, a lot of them have expired or inedible stuff. I once got a pack of gummy worms and found out that they expired three years ago. I mean shit, man.
#9 - Yes, and yes. 12/19/2015 on Being #1 on FJ be like +2
#60 - jobs dont hire by merit unfortunately so I am forced to live i… 12/19/2015 on Things got a little too real 0
#79 - ...that makes sense actually. Carry on. 12/18/2015 on Beautiful spite 0
#76 - Tito is laid back, he wouldn't sit there making elaborate sche…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Beautiful spite 0
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#77 - totallytito (12/18/2015) [-]
I normally don't, I just wanted to give these kids something to do and shut up about them
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#79 - crlmsonhazard (12/18/2015) [-]
...that makes sense actually. Carry on.
#165041 - Deep Purple got in the Rock Hall finally. neat  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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#165055 - abject (12/19/2015) [-]
Cool, they can finally join Madonna
#165045 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
>believing in the rock and roll hall of fame
casual pls
#165044 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
joke award
#5 - Rick and Morty 12/18/2015 on When Admin begs me to turn... 0
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#101 - I donated 22 dollars gaylord. You remember? And you … 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... 0
#6 - I use it for when google goes down 12/18/2015 on fucking skype 0
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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
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User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
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#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
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User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
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User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
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User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
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User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
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#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
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User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
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#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
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User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
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User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
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#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
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User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
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#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
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User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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