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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#3 - gotta wait 18 months for more Rick and Morty but Dancing with …  [+] (8 new replies) 11 hours ago on Rick's 3Ds +6
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#14 - admiralen (4 hours ago) [-]
Rick and Morty requires skill to make, dancing with the stars requires shoving a finger up your nose
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#11 - phoenixprince (7 hours ago) [-]
the new rick and morty game is out today so at least thats something
#8 - fverxes (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe being creative is not easy?
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#4 - scooba (10 hours ago) [-]
You must realize how much harder it is to create an animated show.
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#10 - Shiny (8 hours ago) [-]
Even if it wasn't animated, it still takes time to write something good. Reality shows have people lining up to make asses of themselves or further bolster their celebrity fame.
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#5 - selongb (10 hours ago) [-]
True, but soulth park and the simpsons have been able to do yearly seasons.
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#6 - joaomartins (10 hours ago) [-]
I read somewhere that the animation from South Park is really easy and cheap to make, and the Simpsons....Yeah, for shit like that I could also spill every year a new season.

Quality over quantity
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#7 - scooba (9 hours ago) [-]
Actually, at that point it's about money. The Simpsons can employ hundreds of artists as can South Park. You can't compare the budget on those shows to a cult hit like R&M.
#2 - >homophobia 11 hours ago on Guys -1
#1 - hehe faggy dogs afraid of thunder. what wimps 11 hours ago on dog hacks 0
#3 - go back to tumblr  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Chicks -18
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#10 - rawryrawr (1 hour ago) [-]
Ditto
#5 - rockroll (9 hours ago) [-]
#4 - mrd (11 hours ago) [-]
#6 - sladee (7 hours ago) [-]
Did you take that pic off of facebook?
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#7 - mrd (6 hours ago) [-]
no, but thanks for the new one.
#2 - So this is an analogy for admin going on one of his faggoty ba… 11 hours ago on Who knows? +1
#56 - makes me said that half of STEM graduates end up homeless, but…  [+] (7 new replies) 11 hours ago on Heh, Art. +9
#118 - borderlineparanoid (6 hours ago) [-]
you do realise that most of the paintings that sell that much are from painters that are long dead.

Even then there aren't as many as you think.
#114 - hamidabuddy (6 hours ago) [-]
Where the fuck are you getting this shit from? don't say shit like "half" unless you have a source to back it up. Otherwise, stop lying nigga!
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#93 - jizzeverywhere (8 hours ago) [-]
Only better known artists make millions off of their art, it's not like every artist is fucking loaded. Everyone always tells people majoring in art to have a back-up, and generally speaking we do. Whereas people studying STEM are hardly ever told to have a backup plan so when that fails they have nowhere to go, my point is that there's two sides to the coin, and not everyone is gonna win... Always have a backup.
#68 - lexoheight (10 hours ago) [-]
Since fucking when do STEM graduates end up homeless? They have like a 95% job placement rate in pretty much every university in America
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#61 - nought (10 hours ago) [-]
talke solace, as manollette said, that extraordinarily few artists will ever reach fame and on average STEM salaries pay
#121 - migueldecervantes (5 hours ago) [-]
There's very little solace to take in the fact that "extraordinarily few artists will ever reach fame" due to our society's declining interest in art.

The decrease in said interest and increase in depression and overall bad ideologies (radical feminism, PC culture, etc.) is, in my opinion, not a coincidence. There is something very important in experiencing other people's observations and ideas through their works, be they paintings, novels or pieces of music. Your mind expands, and, above all, you are not alone.

Yet today, people are lonely and their minds are as narrow as the distance between your eyes.

I'm just kidding. You don't have down syndrome.
#58 - manollette (11 hours ago) [-]
Just take solace in the fact that for every one person that can do that, there are several thousand who are even worse of than the STEM grads.
#8 - oh but its okay for a cow to be electrocuted anally  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Use the force, pig -7
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#49 - scorpidea (58 minutes ago) [-]
You saw that? I thought she liked it.....
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#32 - tristraction (6 hours ago) [-]
I mean... that's how I'd wanna go
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#14 - lebarricuda (11 hours ago) [-]
mmmm.... yeah
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#9 - snaikravdra (11 hours ago) [-]
your shitposting sucks
#6 - Felicia day is ugly 12 hours ago on pretty big random shit comp 0
#9 - Yeah because The Beach was such a compelling film 12 hours ago on Well that's something going... -3
#2 - I;m allowed to criticize because Im the best troll this site e…  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Making a YouTube comment 0
#4 - unfitninjuh (57 minutes ago) [-]
No, you're just a faggot who wastes his time
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#5 - distortedflare (56 minutes ago) [-]
Pretty much.
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#3 - norkasthethird (7 hours ago) [-]
no
no you aren't
#3 - Tracy Morgan is a known homophobe. Get him off of my wholeomse site 12 hours ago on Doing good -3
#6 - >gotta find out which mansion admin lives in first 12 hours ago on Dog 0
#5 - >wasting a retail workers time  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on dealing with traitors -2
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#11 - joaomartins (46 minutes ago) [-]
Or it was a worker who did it for the shit and giggles
#10 - lolfacejimmy (1 hour ago) [-]
Something like this Alot of the younger employees don't mind to much cause we get a laugh its whenbit looks like a tornado went down a isle we hate it
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#6 - brobafett (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm just trying to give them a good reason to get $15 a hour for a job the handicapped could do.
#9 - lolfacejimmy (1 hour ago) [-]
HAHAHAHA $15 a hour is more that most managers get try $8.10 starting pay with a $0.10-$0.25 raise every 3 to 6 months (depending on hours worked and job) max pay for the average stocker $11 and most of them have been there 15+ years
#7 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
lol 15 dollars. lucky to get 9 in Murica.
#1 - Masturbation is against gods will, so you must abstain. But if…  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on Fap -5
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#9 - dreygur (4 hours ago) [-]
So wanking makes me a crusader? Fucking sweet
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#7 - weirdoo (4 hours ago) [-]
Deus vult
#6 - afaik (7 hours ago) [-]
We're making progress.
#5 - norkasthethird (8 hours ago) [-]
i implore thee, kill thineself
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#3 - lathyrusvii (11 hours ago) [-]
No it's not. I'm God; I don't care if a person faps.

I kind of care what they fap to, but only because some things are pretty fuckin' psychologically twisted to diddle oneself to.

... Yeah, but anyway, you can go fuck off.

Oh, and you people stop killing eachother. Go get in a good fist-fight, sure, but stop with the tools of war... shit. Go pick up a real goddamned hobby.
#2 - nazkan (12 hours ago) [-]
Why've you gotta do this, bro?
Are you bored? Angry? Or is this just a hobby?
If you want to talk about it, I'm here for you, friend.
Surely there are so many more interesting things you could be doing right now instead of trying to flame people online. I just don't understand.
#4 - turbanmasher (11 hours ago) [-]
nah crimsonhazard is just being an annoying faggot lately. My guess is he cant find his 9 inch dildo.
#3 - My only problem is she was full clothed the whole time 12 hours ago on The Full Set -5
#7 - But...you can get prteoin from tofu you barbarians, how would …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Vegans -1
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#8 - kenshirokisame (12 hours ago) [-]
cause tofu isn't meat and cow tastes delicious when cooked correctly. and if a cow ate me, it would taste disappointment and ass.
#58 - So, basically, if I want work I have to pretend to be a retard…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on they got casinos 0
#73 - bronywiseman (11 hours ago) [-]
Aww, don't sell yourself so short!
You're not pretending to be a retard, now it's called "Experimenting".
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#61 - machiavellianhumor (12 hours ago) [-]
if you want a mcdonalds job you have to competently stupid in a way. it's hard to explain. you should have a nice personality and stuff though. dont appear too timid. you'll be fine
#4 - > well thumbed OC on Funnyjunk >top kek  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on When thumbs start rolling... -2
#16 - thememegod (1 hour ago) [-]
Have you really come to thee point where you gotta resort to ponies for your bait?
holy fucking shit crimson thats sad. I thought you where better than this.
#2 - lol what a pussy 12 hours ago on High school can be brutal +39
#7 - >battering the poor animal. I'd like to see you bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on enough is enough -6
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#8 - malinko (11 hours ago) [-]
-thumb because pony
#11 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
good post tho
#4 - Petty theft is so dumb. Never got why lazy people don't just f…  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on You brought a knife to a... 0
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#38 - thecrayzeeman (5 hours ago) [-]
FYI baiting doesn't work if it's a valid opinion.

But that may have been your intention all along.
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#37 - welliguessitsaname (6 hours ago) [-]
Not very good bait
#8 - loganmadder (10 hours ago) [-]
>Getting voted down with a valid opinion because of pony picture
#14 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
....what? He has green thumbs and no picture posted
#15 - loganmadder (9 hours ago) [-]
he was in the negative
and here's this
#4 - Didn't get any feels when he died in Force Awakens . S…  [+] (9 new replies) 12 hours ago on Spoiler alert -20
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#14 - ygdosst (6 hours ago) [-]
You realize that was the point right?
Harrison Ford WANTED his character to die in the original trilogy. Doing it now really only gives Justice to him.
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#13 - dreygur (7 hours ago) [-]
As hard as you're trying to bait, you still had enough decency to actually spoiler the spoiler. I appreciate that.
#11 - garena (9 hours ago) [-]
#18 - smartythechicken (2 hours ago) [-]
m'OP
#6 - amoryquinn (11 hours ago) [-]
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#7 - crlmsonhazard (11 hours ago) [-]
lol thats a tacit admission that his non-Han and non-Indy roles blew balls
#8 - amoryquinn (11 hours ago) [-]
He's a Replicant.
#95 - >formal  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Western Rape Culture +9
#107 - noburt (11 hours ago) [-]
It has changed a lot. This is from me only being here for about 1.5 years.
It used to be filled with people that were half-way to chan tards but not yet. Now it is filled with retards from 9fag and ishit.
Click the eye under this if you don't know what it is.
How I'm saying FJ used to be is the best way I can explain it, I know it sounds stupid.
#151 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
The only thing that changed on fj is the stuff we circlejerk. We have been like this for years.
#104 - captainprincess (12 hours ago) [-]
Get some'a that Formal Glory

Stylin' everywhere like a real dashing chap
#52 - Feels bad when a filthy rapist spic with an 80 IQ who can't sp…  [+] (10 new replies) 12 hours ago on they got casinos -20
#60 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Lemme put it this way. If an immigrant who doesn't even speak English as their first language is sooner hired at McDonald's than YOU- It means you are probably autistic or retarded.
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#56 - machiavellianhumor (12 hours ago) [-]
mcdonalds won't hire people too experienced or smart cause they can ask for raises. if a nontalented person asks for a raise they can be replaced easily
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#83 - ronyx (11 hours ago) [-]
Maybe because actual smart people don't end up working at mcdonalds you know?
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#97 - machiavellianhumor (10 hours ago) [-]
well if you're talking about adults. im talking about just a highschool or college student maybe just out of college. but if you're like a full adult they don't want you to be too smart rocking the boat
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#99 - ronyx (10 hours ago) [-]
High School kids are too unreliable and nobody wants them. College kids are OK, just don't act like you're going to ask for a 15 hr raise, they want people that won't make a fuss and just do their job and ask nothing. It would be really crazy if all of mcdonalds were run by illegals don't you think?
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#64 - shoryuken (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah man, I did a Mcdonalds test when I applied
the test is designed to look for idiots/ weak people

Don't answer with a logical answer ,go full retard and you're sure to get the job
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#65 - machiavellianhumor (12 hours ago) [-]
idk about retarded, maybe robotic or something is the word.
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#58 - crlmsonhazard (12 hours ago) [-]
So, basically, if I want work I have to pretend to be a retard. I already do that on Funnyjunk, I don't wanna do it real life also.
#73 - bronywiseman (11 hours ago) [-]
Aww, don't sell yourself so short!
You're not pretending to be a retard, now it's called "Experimenting".
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#61 - machiavellianhumor (12 hours ago) [-]
if you want a mcdonalds job you have to competently stupid in a way. it's hard to explain. you should have a nice personality and stuff though. dont appear too timid. you'll be fine
#1 - Aladdin is a great film except for the cringey genie. Glad the…  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on A veterans perspective -12
#8 - bronywiseman (2 hours ago) [-]
Hoo, that is some top tier shit.
I'm gonna go stare emptily at a wall for a while.
#7 - Shadow Guardian (3 hours ago) [-]
At first you were being a standard shitposter, but now you're just a dick.
#6 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
holy fuck what the hell is wrong with you
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#5 - landartheconqueror (9 hours ago) [-]
dude...
no....
#4 - tiinuyama (10 hours ago) [-]
kill yourself
#2 - truedancingturian (12 hours ago) [-]
this is just too much man

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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