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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#11157208 - nah, too fat for that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#11157211 - orkanoidz (12/30/2015) [-]
Fix it, get up, take a cold shower in the mornings, dress up, and get your jog on.
#11157194 - Probably gonna lose my job soon. What type of entry level stuf…  [+] (32 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#11157207 - orkanoidz (12/30/2015) [-]
Not much, try working stocking positions.
#11157208 - crlmsonhazard (12/30/2015) [-]
nah, too fat for that
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#11157211 - orkanoidz (12/30/2015) [-]
Fix it, get up, take a cold shower in the mornings, dress up, and get your jog on.
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#11157205 - nought (12/30/2015) [-]
being ugly is hard to fix. but being uncharismatic can be fixed.
#11157198 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
Mail/Mail Delivery.
They pay a decent rate for entry level stuff.
#11157197 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Eating shit , don't worry I'm sure you'll do great
#11157202 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
Damn, and you gave him a red thumb? Who put a stick up your ass?
#11157206 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
I hate that faggot crimson The Simpsons man , I'm so sorry but everytime I see that shithead Homer I burst into treats
#11157215 - crlmsonhazard (12/30/2015) [-]
Now that's an image I've not seen in a long time.
#11157218 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes , your faggotry has existed for a long time , it wasn't just the idiotic comments you make on the front page
#11157209 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
What is the relevance of that image?
#11157213 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
O-Oh I dunno I just post random images with fj in them from time to time hehe... Are you fucking retarded?
#11157214 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
#11157216 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
#11157217 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
#11157222 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
swiggity swooty I'm comin' for dat booty
#11157229 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
Okay, I after taking a second look, I can understand that you're throwing an autistic shit fit that you remember a grudge you had since probably last year at least over some guy who didn't do something you wanted on the internet.

#11157231 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
#11157234 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
Then please, tell me why your internet grudge is so god damn important in this day and age.
#11157252 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
"Internet grudge"
LoL Are you really this dense?
I just think he's a faggot , I didn't even have an account when he did the thing in my image , I just think he's a real bitch . There's no grudge tard.
Are you happy?
Now lemme spank dat ass
#11157261 - crlmsonhazard (12/30/2015) [-]
You remembered this for over five years...yet somehow Im supposed to believe you're not mad?
#11157270 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
.................I just googled your name and ''funnyjunk"
Man you're a compact bastard
#11157273 - crlmsonhazard (12/30/2015) [-]
#11157275 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
#11157254 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
>I just think he's a faggot

Perfect reason to hate someone's guts over the internet, you have the mentality of a twelve year-old X-Box owner.

Good day, sir.
#11157271 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Ebin webm sir , I too , love Dirty Dan
#11157237 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** This shit still going on?
#11157241 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
Depends on if he choose to take away another one of my virtual pinkies and respond or not.
#11157259 - crlmsonhazard (12/30/2015) [-]
Believe it or not, even though Im a mega troll, I very rarely thumb down people's comments ( I dont wanna discourage responses).
#11157260 - funnaycraptwo (12/30/2015) [-]
Whenever I get thumbed down I always shrug it off.

Why should I care that someone is having a negative opinion of me when I already have so many non-existent index fingers?
#11157199 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Oi m8 das a bit rude ain it?
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#11157201 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
He asked
#38570 - Phantom Menace 12/30/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#3 - So the Dwarves Started DeBeers  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Disney made easy +9
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#21 - emiyashirou (12/30/2015) [-]
De Beers mentioned
Swell with South African corruption (the government makes it illegal for everyone except Eskom to produce electricity commercially. Why the fuck would you give people a monopoly on electricity?)
#6 - lol the ghost is trying to hold in laughter in the last panel  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2015 on No such things as ghosts +101
#31 - satoshimiwa (12/30/2015) [-]
How appropiate that a ghost is corpsing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpsing
#61 - aguycalledlee (12/30/2015) [-]
Christ are you fucking shitting me
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#32 - newtamalego (12/30/2015) [-]
Or inappropriate

Since it no longer has a body
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#22 - madzombiie (12/30/2015) [-]
do you see what happened? you broke fj. i hope youre happy
#12 - Gave up on life years ago. 12/30/2015 on Which step have you reached... 0
#7 - He was paid over a million dollars for this brief apperance  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on The most profound quote of... +91
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#75 - thepizzadevourer (12/30/2015) [-]
What? Next you'll be telling me people get paid ridiculous amounts for things like sports, too! Seriously never understood why people act surprised at the amounts celebrities get paid. Disney's probably going to make several billion dollars on this movie, it's simple supply and demand. There's hundreds of millions of people that want to see this film, and there's only one Mark Hamill.
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#74 - kajenkajon (12/30/2015) [-]
He's also a very famous man. He's got a voice of gold.
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#21 - psyachu (12/30/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, I haven't played that game in over a DECADE!
#19 - shaturnex (12/30/2015) [-]
And dealing with the shit-ton of nerds asking for the movie.

But yea, don't even close to fairness.
#2 - lol he was abandoned because his grampa was crushed by him so … 12/29/2015 on that'll show her +8
#15 - thanks. 12/29/2015 on african-american twitter... 0
#109 - If Rey was ugly, she would be more hated than JarJar  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on George "Savage" Lucas +2
#118 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
And?
#13 - Picture 12/25/2015 on ya pervs +2
#38420 - Jar Jar was never seen to have died at any point. Technically … 12/25/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#38419 - >Not many are saying Phantom Menace isn't entertaining 12/25/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#38365 - Would you feel any different about Snoke if it turns out he is…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#38406 - ohemgeezus (12/25/2015) [-]
If he's not Papa Plagueis, I'll be pretty disappointed. Possibly one of the strongest Sith to have ever existed ever just to be killed in his sleep by this dumb nerd?
I didn't have huge hopes for 7 but it was pretty good, excited for the next one
Honestly I'm glad the big thing in 7 got spoiled for me because it made it more enjoyable
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#38366 - machiavellianhumor (12/24/2015) [-]
well he's played by andy serkis so who knows
#38361 - Finally got around to seeing Force Awakens. My earnest thought…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
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#38448 - sircool (12/26/2015) [-]
i'm agreeing with you on all parts except final score. 5/10 for over dose of nostalgia jerking and copy paste.
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#38389 - eight (12/24/2015) [-]
Solid 7/10. Nothing more. You're insane.
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#38362 - machiavellianhumor (12/24/2015) [-]
cons: yeah, yeah, yeah, finn and poe will be a gay couple they will not put finn with rey, yeah, mark hammil earned it though, yeah, snoke's name is annoying and he was clearly a ripoff of thanos CGI'd, yeah

pros bb-8 is a chick of course you have to gender a robot, there was no lightsaber duels except 1 lame one, fucking marvel tier humor, it was ok, surprisingly bad acting, kylo ren destroying shit like autistic kid who is waiting for new meme's sucked, nobody cares about their origins they are rip offs of luke and the emperor

overall 4. 2/10

#38367 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
You must really like the movie to give it a 42%. It was shit 1.5/100
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#38368 - machiavellianhumor (12/24/2015) [-]
well giving it that low would me i hated a new hope which i didn't. since this movie stole that movie frame for frame
#38369 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
That doesn't matter. The movie was shit. A new hope wasn't any better. The fact you give it that grade makes me think you're just fake hating the movie to troll people. What really makes the franchise cancer is the fans.
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#38370 - machiavellianhumor (12/24/2015) [-]
i wouldn't troll. i'm just sitting here hating a movie that deserves it. the problem was it was bland and boring. i'm not trying to overexaggerate here fool.
#38373 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
The fact you're using political reasons to hate the movie proves you're trolling. The movie was shit because it was shit.
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#38378 - machiavellianhumor (12/24/2015) [-]
i didn't use political. i said the movie sucked on it's own
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#38365 - crlmsonhazard (12/24/2015) [-]
Would you feel any different about Snoke if it turns out he is actually either Darth Plagueis, Darth Sidious , etc like the fan theories are supposing ?
#38406 - ohemgeezus (12/25/2015) [-]
If he's not Papa Plagueis, I'll be pretty disappointed. Possibly one of the strongest Sith to have ever existed ever just to be killed in his sleep by this dumb nerd?
I didn't have huge hopes for 7 but it was pretty good, excited for the next one
Honestly I'm glad the big thing in 7 got spoiled for me because it made it more enjoyable
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#38366 - machiavellianhumor (12/24/2015) [-]
well he's played by andy serkis so who knows
#29 - People are bitching until their lungs are blue that Force Awak… 12/24/2015 on Cutbu megacomp +1
#8 - Brothers 12/24/2015 on Quitting Drinking and Smoking 0
#4 - dont you have to be in shape for that though?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on The Twelve Days of gamer... +1
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#6 - envinite (12/24/2015) [-]
Do not worry, there are 2 types of gay people; the ridiculously attractive ones, and the desperate.

The desperate ones are self explanatory.
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#5 - vincatvangogh (12/24/2015) [-]
find an old dude. suck his balls
#94 - When FM radio doesn't play enough good mucis like Justin Bieber  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Shots fired 0
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#114 - ventusvsroxas (12/24/2015) [-]
>Justin Bieber
>good music

pick one
#445279 - This is my worst nightmare come true. I gotta really get my …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#445281 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
haha look at me being a troll --3-- xD
#445280 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
give example of your posts
#445291 - masterboll (12/24/2015) [-]
theres nothing more horrific than a failed b8, let alone tens of b8
#101700 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#101702 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
"I see no problem with replacing white actors because of white-guilt and wanting more diversity because fuck white people"

K
#11138913 - I regret none of my trolling over tha past month. None.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Happy little board 0
#11139024 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
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#11138933 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
CUCK
#11138984 - trollmobile (12/24/2015) [-]
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#11138927 - bews (12/24/2015) [-]
Nice trolling mate.
#11138919 - trollmobile (12/24/2015) [-]
how terribly rude
#11138917 - mvtjets (12/24/2015) [-]
P O O R

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#125259 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Religion Board -1
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#125263 - ragnarfag (12/24/2015) [-]
So is that a yes or a no, retard
#21 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Scared? better jerking off 0

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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