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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#14 - Oolong is the new mascot for the time being  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on crlmsonhazard's profile 0
#15 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your shitposting

Saddens me greatly my shitposting will never be half as good
#20 - The lightsaber fights in the prequels were best  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +28
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#55 - ljxjlos (12/31/2015) [-]
I honestly disliked most fights in the prequels. I mean, I know why the did it, but they seemed WAY too over the top for me to like them. the ones in the vid would have been perfect, actually..
#32 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
If you truly think that then you completely miss the point of what lightsaber duels mean to the narrative and thematic elements of the characters and story.


Educate youself: youtu.be/ORWPCCzSgu0?t=360
#109 - warlordstuart (12/31/2015) [-]
i didn't know Soos went on to review star wars movies.
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#71 - remsaman (12/31/2015) [-]
Ah yes
because nothing says dramatic and tense like smacking glowing sticks against eachother haphazardly.
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#48 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Links RLM, and you think were gonna take you seriously?
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#38 - snaikravdra (12/31/2015) [-]
the choreography is to make them seem superhumanly skilled at dueling, as Jedi and Sith are.

you want us to 'educate' ourselves about our own opinions, and the material you present for learning is nothing more than a boring man talking shit about the movie. Congratulations on your enlightment
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#114 - toyaisle (12/31/2015) [-]
you should actually watch Mr. Plinketts reviews on the prequels we brings up a lot of good points points on why they almost destroyed the franchise. And the voice is just a thing the guy does; it's a character (if you watch the rest you'll understand).
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#117 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
I have and i dislike it. Obnoxious voice with lots of nitpicks points, once in a while he provides some fair points but most of the time its just complaining. If you were to do the same reviews towards tje original movies they also would seem like awful movies.

Just my opinion ofcourse.
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#101 - angelious (12/31/2015) [-]
plus both the jedi and the sith have precognition.(short and long range) so the unnaturally choreographed fighting is justified...
#33 - soyfriedbryce (12/31/2015) [-]
They were cool as shit bruh.
#25 - legendarysnarf (12/31/2015) [-]
the only thing i didnt like is that one video where that dude broke down the fights and ruined it for me
#5 - Or you could console game and not be ripped off  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Valve 0
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#6 - jozvan (12/31/2015) [-]
I was referring more to whole 'private information displayed from other profiles'' thing, than to how shitty the sale itself was...
#6 - who cares!? 12/31/2015 on Pikachu 0
#3 - I love it because its children getting hurt 12/31/2015 on Kids getting hurt 3/? 0
#11 - Its not my proudest orgasm 12/31/2015 on Possessed Twerking +1
#18 - Waste of the company's money  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Try to use a mirror -4
#27 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
and hide all forever
#2 - Better than the "Happy Holidays" hogwash by the PC Nazis 12/31/2015 on We're the dandy highwaymen 0
#1 - Get a kid killed so you can plough the mother? He's a genius. 12/31/2015 on Sex -1
#6 - >kink-shaming. THats stupid, unless its anime or …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... +6
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#26 - thesoulseeker (12/31/2015) [-]
What about most of the things in Corruption of Champions/Fall Of Eden/Tainted Space?
#24 - because they're silly chinks 12/31/2015 on haehaehae +9
#3 - Id cum in her pussy for sure  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2015 on All grown up -5
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#9 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Would you just stop?
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#10 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
I meant the one on the right you sick maniac
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#11 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Still relevant.
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#12 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Nah, trolling is all I have these days
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Would you, just, stop?
#14 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Let me think...no. I only troll on like 1/4 of my comments, and If I really bothered you, you'd just hit "Hide ALL" but you haven't you would miss me If i left
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#4 - platinumaltaria (12/31/2015) [-]
I genuinely hope you are hit by a car.
#15 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
So do I, to be honest. I'm just a burden on my loved ones
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#6 - paradoxofnight (12/31/2015) [-]
You're one to talk.
#7 - zutraxsi (12/31/2015) [-]
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#5 - kexio (12/31/2015) [-]
>>#3, i actually found that funny
#4 - Racist  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Sister saves the day -81
#12 - numbmind (12/31/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**Just leave, go to tumblr or something...
#19 - halcyonix (12/31/2015) [-]
Sauce: Prunus Girl. SFW and Trap. Pretty good though.
#8 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Against...spider monkeys?
#6 - uhhyeahfmebaby (12/31/2015) [-]
No, faggot.
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#5 - schrutebucks (12/31/2015) [-]
I hate you
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#9 - kibbleking (12/31/2015) [-]
I'll give you twenty Stanley nickels if you never comment again
#56 - schrutebucks (01/02/2016) [-]
You already know the only currency I accept, Stanley nickels mean nothing to me
#58 - kibbleking (01/02/2016) [-]
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#21 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Why you hating against schrutebucks?
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#27 - tapberry (12/31/2015) [-]
he suck meen dik
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#57 - schrutebucks (01/02/2016) [-]
False, that would be you who enjoys "meen dik".
#2 - Since you need to be 18 to sell alcohol, that means the dog is…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on (untitled) -28
#3 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
>dog years
>two and a half human years
>old

kek
#7 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
oh wait
wait wait wait

I just re read

got it
#6 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
two and a half human years?

isn't it 7 years? mainly for big dogs
and 5 for small

otherwise dogs would be living well into their 30's, 40's and some into 50's

no no, now i'm convinced i'm right
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#10 - samamarine (12/31/2015) [-]
The first year a dog is born is like 9 years, every year after that is like 7.
I think you're right about the small dogs though, but theres a lot of breeds that can live long just by being taken care of properly. I think Poodles have the longest life span, but im too lazy to check.
#4 - Even McDonald's is like this now. No idea how Im gonna survive…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Jobs 0
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#22 - fappafappafap (12/31/2015) [-]
Is every picture you comment with going to be Oolong from DB?
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#27 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Yes. He pairs exceptionally well with my substantive bait
#16 - Sperit (12/31/2015) [-]
Work an actual job and not a job for teenagers
get something that actually takes strength to do like a warehouse worker or a construction job
hell there are Contract unions that will take you
#6 - ...not seeing any downsides  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Weird Jobs +9
#26 - mattygosling (01/01/2016) [-]
im not or youre not?
#12 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
> old fags
> virign greasy neckbeards.
> Tards

I'd rather not snuggle with dose
#4 - lol, fag 12/31/2015 on The original Bromance 0
#29 - Anybody who tosses off to this stuff desperately needs psychia… 12/31/2015 on Demon Sheep Farm -3
#4 - Look into their eyes and finish 12/31/2015 on And join our insect nation! +5
#8 - It sure pissed me off, and thats saying a lot 12/31/2015 on Dropbox Comp Part Deux +54
#7 - I don't find Aubrey Plaza hot due to her demeanor 12/31/2015 on Grumpy cat -2
#9 - Maybe the wifr should dump the useless idiot for somebody idea… 12/31/2015 on Even though you fool your soul -1
#1 - They own an old CRT TV. Plebs 12/31/2015 on Crying -1
#7 - What a substantive contribution to the comments.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Lego lass +2
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#16 - depends (12/31/2015) [-]
Why do you keep using the same image over and over again.
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#19 - thepizzadevourer (12/31/2015) [-]
He's a troll. Been around for awhile too.
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#24 - depends (12/31/2015) [-]
He slipped by me somehow
#80 - Everybody keeps calling him "good looking, which I dont s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Kylo Ren +5
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#93 - dreygur (12/31/2015) [-]
I daresay beauty is subjective, but that would be mad talk
#84 - chusmimax (12/31/2015) [-]
me neither, but well, that's not what i was discussing about
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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
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User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
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#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
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User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
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User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
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User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
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User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
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#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
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User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
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#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
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User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
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User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
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#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
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User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
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#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
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User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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