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crlmsonhazard

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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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#102 - Wow. What a pathetic loser, just giving upon life  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2015 on useless but interesting facts -32
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#157 - neokun (01/01/2016) [-]
It's illogical to assume the motivations of anything before learning the facts.
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#123 - lemmingonesevenone (01/01/2016) [-]
his life, his choice imo.
#131 - goodername (01/01/2016) [-]
Think about how devastated his family is. To cause that much suffering to those around him, especially to the ones that loved him, just so he can quit life is pretty pathetic in my eyes.
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#133 - lemmingonesevenone (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah i get that. I think suicide is definitely a case by case basis when i think its ok or not. you kill yourself because a girl rejects you or something, thats bullshit, but you kill yourself because of long term pain or something (including mental anguish) i think it's more allowed in my books.

its a very philosophical subject, and i don't think theres a right or wrong answer, this is just my opinion.
#136 - goodername (01/01/2016) [-]
I see your point. I guess I am just looking at it from my perspective as opposed to the perspective of someone who is actually going through these issues. I doubt that in their state of mind they are going to fully grasp the consequences of their suicide. It isn't really fair to call them pathetic now that I think about it more.
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#113 - tapberry (01/01/2016) [-]
sad was not u insted : -(
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#159 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
thats completely fair.
#77 - Politicians are still gonna ruin the world for their own amuse…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on We should have listened +3
#100 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Actually it's not the politician's fault. The two-party system is an inevitable byproduct of first-past-the-post voting system.... With every iteration, the system "shakes down" and sifts out outliers till you get two parties in opposition to each other--- actual political issues irrelevant.
#36 - >wasting food, when millions starve to death  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Ron Swanson -7
#57 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
That's not food...Ethiopians would do the same.
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#44 - munchlord (01/01/2016) [-]
> implying that we're not capable of producing more than enough food for the sum total human population of earth
> implying that starvation isn't an issue of resource distribution rather than lack of sum total resources.
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#38 - aestriel (12/31/2015) [-]
I never understood this stupid logic. Because others are starving i should eat as much as i can?
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#39 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
Gorging ≠ not needlessly wasting
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#40 - aestriel (01/01/2016) [-]
and yet that 'bacon' could never have possibly feed a starving man, so why use starvation as your reason to be against ron's actions.
#42 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
The "genuine bacon" you get at WalMart is just as synthetic as the faux bacon in the screenshots, its pumped full of poison and preservatives.
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#43 - aestriel (01/01/2016) [-]
pointless observation, any rebuttal on my point
#37 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
>vegan bacon
>food
#28 - Umm... it seems that all she needed to do to prevent this was …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on (untitled) -13
#32 - hardongo (01/01/2016) [-]
Bruh, if you ever being in a relationship you`ll know that keeping that shit up it`s hard for both parties, they are both at fault here, him for not talking this with her and directly go to another poonani and her for asuming that everithing was fine and not trying to spice things up a bit.
Comunication bro, that`s the key here.
#55 - bigbrostrider (01/01/2016) [-]
i agree with the above statement.
#17 - Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my f…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on crlmsonhazard's profile 0
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#21 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
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#19 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
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#18 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
#161 - Given the Murrica justice system, probably a weekend in jail a… 12/31/2015 on Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife... +8
#5 - Now cunt will cheat on him the first chance she gets. Bad move, kid. 12/31/2015 on (untitled) 0
#7 - I hope Admin gets AIDS  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Admin -7
#13 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
And i wish youd stop shitposting.
Looks like neither of us are gonna get our wish now are we.
#14 - Let me think...no. I only troll on like 1/4 of my comments, an… 12/31/2015 on All grown up 0
#12 - Nah, trolling is all I have these days  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on All grown up 0
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Would you, just, stop?
#14 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Let me think...no. I only troll on like 1/4 of my comments, and If I really bothered you, you'd just hit "Hide ALL" but you haven't you would miss me If i left
#10 - I meant the one on the right you sick maniac  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on All grown up -1
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#11 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Still relevant.
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#12 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Nah, trolling is all I have these days
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/31/2015) [-]
Would you, just, stop?
#14 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Let me think...no. I only troll on like 1/4 of my comments, and If I really bothered you, you'd just hit "Hide ALL" but you haven't you would miss me If i left
#4 - >giving thugs a free concert 12/31/2015 on them history pics -3
#3 - its fake, you idiots 12/31/2015 on Not Sure if Fake Or Not -5
#1 - Those workers get paid like illegal spics, and yet the ruffian… 12/31/2015 on Balls To Pucks 0
#3 - Miss Rowling sure got lazy after the fourth one. Was she fiddl… 12/31/2015 on mine mine mine +2
#4 - Because so very many women have a fetish for bald, obese, impo…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Happy New Year FJ +1
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#25 - hurpfry (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't understand why do you shitpost sometimes, and then other times act normal? Does it just get boring after a while?
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#29 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
If I got something funny or insightful to say which isnt trolling, I'll say it anyways just out of curiosity if it'll be well received or not (my non-autistic posts are usually summarily ignored)
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#15 - mondominiman (01/01/2016) [-]
Is that you are the the fat impoverished 28 y/o virgin? It's okay we don't judge
#16 - crlmsonhazard (01/01/2016) [-]
Given the hundreds of fatshaming posts and the dozens of minimum wage debates, I think they judge quite a bit here
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#18 - mondominiman (01/01/2016) [-]
most of fj are 19 year old skinny-fat teens with low self esteem and no social skills
#8 - Okay then 12/31/2015 on me now that im in top 10 +1
#6 - You can be famous without being top ten. I'm proof of that  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on me now that im in top 10 0
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#7 - ratytang (12/31/2015) [-]
no one asked you
#8 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Okay then
#117 - youre supposed to wrap them around your penis whilst tossing o… 12/31/2015 on Anons life is over 0
#205663 - I once got suspended because bullies beat me up. Teachers woul… 12/31/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#205662 - Fap 12/31/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#11160236 - trolling has gotten very difficult lately. I can comment grind… 12/31/2015 on Happy little board +1
#53235 - Anybody think the Browns should start Connor Shaw next year? 12/31/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#27 - Yes. He pairs exceptionally well with my substantive bait 12/31/2015 on Jobs 0
#5 - I have no comebacks. That was a pretty insightful vid 12/31/2015 on SONIC ADVENTURE 3 CONFIRMED +1
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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
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User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
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#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
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User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
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User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
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User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
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User avatar #13 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
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#15 to #14 - murrlogic (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
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User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
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#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
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User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
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User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
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#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - Sunset ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
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User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
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#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
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User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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