And their dad ended up cooking meth, so i would count that as a win

*where
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I should go to bed.

>read this comment, didn't get it, went to next post
>suddenly got the joke, laughed like a retard, came back here just to thumb it up

**colax used "*roll picture*"**
**colax rolled image**it didnt look like he was going to do something violent.

Was typing out a response before I saw your name, see what a better troll you are when you put a little effort into it?

I have always been a well respected troll

I got a 48 hour ban to teach you that lesson, don't let it be for nothing

oh now I remember you

Leia least hot.....HERECY!

Lifting has been the best thing I have done for myself in a very long time. I JUST started before Christmas break and I already feel great and my depression has gotten a lot better. Not as many suicidal feelings, more optimism, the whole shebang. I do not know why you think you have to be skinny to be in shape, that is just plain ignorance. After lifting every day I eat a shit ton of yummy food to bulk. Sure its not like 6 slices of pizza, cookies, and twinkies, but damn I love having a great big meal after working out. Also I'm 5'6" so I do not want to hear you bitch about being nearly 6 feet. You can do whatever the fuck you want brother, you just gotta get over this bad self image and go after life, grab it by the balls!

bro. i hope you are trolling...i was in shape in high school...its a great feeling. you sleep better, you are more energized during the day. and that level of positive chemicals really helps improve your attitude.

tell ya what man. im gonna log off, go downstairs and clean the fuck out of my house. its cold as balls outside but it is better than sitting my fatass as the computer for the next couple hours. maybe with a few weeks of eating better and being more active i wont feel like im about to die after i do some minor activity...shit...this is what i needed to hear.

fuck it. im gonna try 1/10 of the one punch man workout....just to see how i do. if i do well, i'll try 1/5...

Status report on exercise.

100/100 squats - Not bad actually. When I got to the 80's it was starting to burn. Stairs will be tricky the next couple days...especially if i attempt this tomorrow.
20/100 situps - I literally farted on each fucking sit up...Not joking...Every. Single. One. Holy shit, the stereotype is true...it wasn't no funny let er rip kinda fart it was that sort of tiny annoying fart. Around 20 I was laughing so much it hurt
10/100 pushups - holy shit im weak as fuck. 10 was exhausting

10km running - its shitty outside. Replaced with 100 jumping jacks...by 70 It was burning so bad it almost fell down. i did make it though. My legs are gonna be so destroyed tomorrow...

since 100 jumping jacks doesn't replace running I got this nifty sitting peddle thing I will use for an hour or so...

holy fuck my calves....

The "genuine bacon" you get at WalMart is just as synthetic as the faux bacon in the screenshots, its pumped full of poison and preservatives.

You go ahead and do that and let me know how it turns out.

The Japanese will arrest you for not pumping her while she was alive due to declining birth rates

Did you say....Shrubbery?

That's an appropriate username you've got there.

How do you know this exactly?

Just tell the cops you were fucking her and then she got up and killed herself. Given how ugly I am, its probably believable.

We shouldn't assume anything about either party until they're convicted. Innocent until proven guilty.

Since when did i say that? I personally believe people who are found to have made false accusations should be punished same as the person who falsely accused would have been.

In general i'm just against vigilante conviction without proper trial. Remember, if the court doesn't convict someone for a crime it doesn't mean that the witness gave false evidence but that sometimes there just isn't enough evidence to convict someone with it. The only problem we have is with the severity of the punishments as, at least in most modern countries, the law is already set up to punish false accusers.