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crlmsonhazard

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crlmsonhazard Avatar Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
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And to think I used to be such a beloved troll. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I have one more comeback in me thoughcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/01/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ohio
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Times Content Favorited:1275 times
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#9 - Here is the account that got banned that I can't ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 35 minutes ago on Thanks asshole 0
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#16 - brcstar (5 minutes ago) [-]
"amassed" LMAO
#7 - yeah I did and everybody calls me newfag and tells me to kill …  [+] (1 new reply) 43 minutes ago on Thanks asshole 0
#8 - roannoke (42 minutes ago) [-]
bro...its not respect. who cares? just go online, call everyone a queerbait and life is complete. this is truly not worth your time getting worked up over
#5 - ^ I did this back in 2010. Big deal. The site was way dif… 44 minutes ago on Thanks asshole 0
#7 - lol thats a tacit admission that his non-Han and non-Ind…  [+] (1 new reply) 53 minutes ago on Spoiler alert -1
#8 - amoryquinn (50 minutes ago) [-]
He's a Replicant.
#2 - In this thread, I promised to donate 1 dollar for ev…  [+] (7 new replies) 58 minutes ago on Thanks asshole 0
#6 - roannoke (44 minutes ago) [-]
eh, dont we all come here just to look at funny shit and call each other faggots? just make a new account. something as arbitrary as a ranking shouldnt really matter on this site. Yall are all fucktards anyways, who wants to be king of the fucktards?
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#13 - admin (29 minutes ago) [-]
You're being trolled. This guy never donated a penny.
#14 - roannoke (29 minutes ago) [-]
I figured its either that, or hes 13 lol
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#7 - crlmsonhazard (43 minutes ago) [-]
yeah I did and everybody calls me newfag and tells me to kill myself. I was respected when I had the blue name. Plus its the principle of the matter
#8 - roannoke (42 minutes ago) [-]
bro...its not respect. who cares? just go online, call everyone a queerbait and life is complete. this is truly not worth your time getting worked up over
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#4 - brcstar (53 minutes ago) [-]
Could you go into a bit more detail on how you "spammed and scammed users" in the past?
#5 - crlmsonhazard (44 minutes ago) [-]
/funny_pictures/1089486/Do/
^ I did this back in 2010. Big deal. The site was way different back then, not even the same CrimsonHazard account

/Help+funnyjunk/text/5663819/157
^ I got kind mad and sent some spam links. I got banned for it, but posttwo unbanned me for my past sins because I became a better user and posted a bunch of frontpage content. I was basically being penalized for stufff i did a life time ago, even though I had been pardoned for it.

Also, keep in mind I have confronted Admin about this, but he allows this account Im posting on to be unbanned, even though he knows its still me. Then why isnt my proper blue account from 2010 still banned?

#115 - but...I delivered 1 hour ago on I DELIVER 0
#39083 - wait, they ban people arbitrarily there? I didn't think stuff …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Television - cartoon... 0
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#39084 - machiavellianhumor (18 minutes ago) [-]
they don't like memes. they ban you for 3 days for baneposting ie you're a big guy or talking about actresses to post pics of them.

they really don't like trolling either. 4chan is basically reddit now. don't let anyone tell you different. ever since gamergate and the fappening they basically ban for anything now.
#206368 - Your daily dose of reality  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#3 - Can't wait for Hilary's third term 1 hour ago on President 0
#7 - This is an outrage 1 hour ago on "I like cocks" 0

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User avatar #22 - mouldysandals (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks ma n !
User avatar #23 to #22 - crlmsonhazard (01/07/2016) [-]
you're welcome
#20 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
why do you suck so much at *********** ?
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/31/2015) [-]
wasnt there a troll account called oolong ?
User avatar #17 to #16 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Didn't think anybody remembered that. It was one of my failed experiments: A troll account shared by multiple people. I let a few randos in on the fun and somebody changed the password, and I didnt have an email backup because I hate getting spammed to kingdom come.
User avatar #21 to #17 - pinecest (01/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I remember that account. I used to go on it sometimes. I remember one of the last comments I wrote on that account was the magnum opus of nasty.
/They+re+too+fucking+nice/funny-pictures/5628050/46#46
User avatar #19 to #17 - oolong (01/01/2016) [-]
It was fun changing the password of the account. I was almost afraid it would get changed again, but i figured noone would make a backup for some failed troll account. Now it's my go-to porn browsing account. I love getting stuff for free, even if it's sloppy leftovers.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mudkipfucker (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah, the fact you were posting oolong reminded me of it lol
User avatar #13 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Dragonball kick?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
Oolong is the new mascot for the time being
#15 to #14 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I take great enjoyment in your ***********

Saddens me greatly my *********** will never be half as good
User avatar #12 - jonnyfrosty (12/21/2015) [-]
Dedication
#11 - warioteam (12/17/2015) [-]
i ******* knew it
User avatar #9 - BROOKE (12/13/2015) [-]
I like your text color
User avatar #10 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I like yours too brooke <3
#8 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - Sunset (12/12/2015) [-]
good memes friend
User avatar #6 - regularorange (12/12/2015) [-]
Do you know chef?
#2 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Wtf why are you *********** so much m8 **itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 903**
User avatar #3 to #2 - crlmsonhazard (12/11/2015) [-]
i always ******** . It just so happens today I didnt try to make it funny
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