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#54 - i would like to watch this. source pls  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Creepy Pics #3 0
User avatar #148 - walalalabangbang (04/09/2015) [-]
No Through Road my man
#158 - depends who you're talking to  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... -1
#246 - demonbreadofnorth (04/09/2015) [-]
your mom
#137 - only a woman would be mad at you for not taking her back when …  [+] (21 new replies) 03/30/2015 on cheating ex wants another... +66
User avatar #289 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's less about being a woman and more about being a spoiled cunt
User avatar #270 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
er no, my ex cheated twice and he left me for the second girl. Now he constantly messages me and puts my information on 4chan pretending to be me and promising that I'll trade nudes with them. 4chan gets pissed when you don't fulfill your promises. Gender has nothing to do with crazy exes.
User avatar #303 - canyou (03/31/2015) [-]
How long has that been going on?
User avatar #290 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
can't you sue him for harassment if he's giving out your personal info and impersonating you?
User avatar #321 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
Also how could I even prove its him? 4chan threads disappear after a while too.
User avatar #316 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
honestly I was just hoping he'd get bored and stop but it's been over a year.

User avatar #354 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
get a bug on yourself (some kind of audio recorder hidden on your body) and confront him to tell him to stop, including printouts of his threads, and then have his reactions recorded.
User avatar #367 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
He's never admitted to it but I know it's him. He mentioned a birthmark on the thread that only he knows abou befause he was the only guy to see me naked.
User avatar #370 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
you could use the next birthmark mention against him then. I'm not an expert on this topic, i say consult the police and see if they have any ideas.
User avatar #372 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
I just see it ending in a lot of embarrassment for me...
User avatar #373 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
how so?
User avatar #374 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
I have to share the story on how I let a 21 year old abuse and demean me at the tender age of 16 and how I was too stupid to see how fucked up he was. I just feel so fucking stupid
User avatar #376 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
what matters is you learned from the experience. what state are you in? this is a question about your age.
User avatar #378 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
It was legal. He hasn't done it recently so hopefully itll just go away.
User avatar #379 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
still, its worth a trip to the police, and they'll sympathize with you probably since youre a minor.
User avatar #381 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
I'm not anymore I'm 19 now. I think it's best I just leave it in the past.
User avatar #343 - canyou (03/31/2015) [-]
I say hire someone to fuck his shit up. I'm sure someone would be willing to set his car on fire for $100. Just make sure he doesn't have insurance.
User avatar #369 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/31/2015) [-]
That'll just make him more mad. He's 6'8" and 250lbs of mommy issues and women trust issues. He's quick to voilence and overall just mean.
User avatar #355 - garymotherfingoak (03/31/2015) [-]
funny as that is, i have to disagree with this advice, since it's stooping to his level of hostility (if not lower) and it'll only provoke him to try and do worse.
User avatar #358 - advice (03/31/2015) [-]
agreed, don't do it
#143 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
True, true...
#9 - the only thing i ever watched on bbc 03/28/2015 on What James May has been up... +1
#25 - hey attractive girl, wanna be in a video? all imma do is slap … 03/28/2015 on beat your meat +8
#34 - 2 years prior when hurricane irene hit, we all heard it was go… 03/24/2015 on New Jersey Beach 0
#12 - i live in ny. sandy took alot away from me and my town. **…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/23/2015 on New Jersey Beach +3
User avatar #17 - nemecyst (03/23/2015) [-]
As a Floridian I have a serious question. Did you guys not take this hurricane seriously or something? Like, nigga its not hard to put plywood over your windows and put your car in a closed-air parking garage.
User avatar #34 - crispyfries (03/24/2015) [-]
2 years prior when hurricane irene hit, we all heard it was gonna be a huge storm but it ended up not being bad. so when we heard about hurricane it wasnt gonna be bad either. EXCEPT when it hit, at the time was high tide and a full moon. and the meteorologists didnt mention that
User avatar #22 - meganinja (03/24/2015) [-]
People from areas where something normally doesn't happen don't know what to do to prepare.

Like if you suddenly had an earthquake would you know what to do? If it actually went below freezing, would you know how to prevent your pipes from freezing? A tornado? Hailstorm? Forest fire near your home?
User avatar #29 - TwiztidNinja (03/24/2015) [-]
yes in all those situations you get the fuck outa there, as someone who survived the black saturday bushfires i am well equipped to run the fuck away from disaters.
That shit was terrifying, imagine a 50ft wall of fire moving at 120km/h then remember it can kill you from half a kilometer away with radiant heat, the people that died thought they could fight the fire with garden hoses like morons.
User avatar #30 - meganinja (03/24/2015) [-]
You can't run from an earthquake or a hailstorm. And I guess you could run from a tornado but it's most likely not the best option.
User avatar #32 - TwiztidNinja (03/24/2015) [-]
earthquake you go outside, you cant even feel them when outside, hail storm you build a house with a roof capable of withstanding them, its like why be stupid and not build a good house? Hail storms are not even uncommon? we have golf sized hail quite often in australia
and tornadoes would be pretty easy to dodge, not like you cant see the super cells coming from 10 kilometers away lol.
People seem to have a stand and watch thing going on beacause they live in safe environments.. maybe it is because i grew up in the Australian bush where everything can kill you but generally speaking dangerous things should simply be avoided aye..
User avatar #35 - AnomynousUser (03/24/2015) [-]
You live in Florida - you may think you know what to do in all those situations, but shit would hit the fan hard if any of it did happen. Yeah, you might have plans for shit like that, but the general public around you won't. You might want to waste your money on a building that protects you from environmental hazards that have never happened, but you'd be alone.

In Nashville, Tennessee, there were hundreds of car wrecks back in the February snow storms within the first day of snow.
There wasn't much snow at all.

If businesses are shut down for day/s and there are hundreds of wrecks just from a couple of inches of snow in an area that already has snow yearly, I don't see a place like Florida handling things like blizzards, hailstorms, tornadoes, etc. well at all.

You seem to overestimate the collective intelligence of the general population. Anything that is a hazard that doesn't occur normally to the area will cause chaos.
User avatar #33 - meganinja (03/24/2015) [-]
I thought hailstorms were more of a big deal, guess not. I live in Virginia in the U.S. and we probably have one of the lowest rates of any natural disasters in the world. I live in the mountains so we effectively don't have any floods, no earthquakes, tornadoes, far enough inland that hurricanes don't hit hard, never any tornadoes, and very uncommon for forest fires. Also surprisingly few landslides/mudslides.

So yeah I don't know what to do for a lot of things.
User avatar #31 - meganinja (03/24/2015) [-]
Like I was trying to say, everything is different.
User avatar #23 - nemecyst (03/24/2015) [-]
Thing is we can generally predict the path of hurricanes, you have a few days to prepare, and google to guide you
User avatar #24 - meganinja (03/24/2015) [-]
Most people thought it wasn't supposed to be a big deal. It was category 3 when it hit New England I think. Normally when a Cat. 3 hits Florida you don't hear about too much destruction (because Florida has hurricane building codes and infrastructure to deal with hurricanes) and so they probably thought it wouldn't be a big event besides rain and wind.
User avatar #14 - AnomynousUser (03/23/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? You either just got a free car or an excuse to not go to work! It's perfect!
#29 - i know shes trying to change her life, but to be that large an…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Cop helps woman finish race -3
User avatar #35 - mimisiku (03/23/2015) [-]
Never said she was running the race. Perhaps she walked it.
#28 - BBC Bring Back Clarkson 03/23/2015 on Staight Outta BBC +1
#45 - "then add 3" wouldnt that just make it 13? 03/01/2015 on Let the rage flow through you 0
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