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crispybomb

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: PlayStation3, PlayStation4, Nintendo DSI
Video Games Played: Too many to list. My favorite is Portal 2
X-box Gamertag: Don't have one.
PSN: cRiSPyBoMB386
Interests: Games, YouTube, Voice Acting
Date Signed Up:5/07/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#21 - I'll give you my opinion on F1, 2 and Tactics because I starte…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Hellsing 4 0
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#44 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/13/2015) [-]
Fair assessment I guess. I'm a massive F1 fanboy and I get what you're saying, compared to F3, F1 graphics will look like shit and the gameplay is much slower and not as intense. But there's still a lot of enjoyment to be found if you know what you're doing.
If you're having trouble hitting things, make sure your Perception is not shit and you've maxed out the appropriate skill. I.e. picking Small guns in the early game will go a long way.
What did you genuinely like about F1 and 2?
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#92 - crispybomb (12/13/2015) [-]
You said the graphics were bad, but there's something I like about those kind of graphics. In Roller Coaster Tycoon, old Fallout, and Sim City 4 the graphics are pretty outdated but they're appealing to me.
I like most of the game, but it's mainly how you control it that irritates me. I like all the looting, armor, weapons, quests, etc, but I don't like the inventory system or the map or the quest system. It's really just an evened out game, with something good they'e something bad with it.
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#93 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/13/2015) [-]
I didn't mean the graphics were bad, I actually love old isometric visuals too (Diablo 1&2, Baldur's Gate, Age of Empires, Starcraft, heck pretty much any top-down game from the late 90s to early 2000s), I meant for somebody who started with F3 it's gonna seem like a downgrade (obviously)
I know that cos even when I had first played Fallout back in 2002 I thought it looked terrible
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#94 - crispybomb (12/13/2015) [-]
Fallout 3 looked pretty bad too, even when I had played on PS2 up until then.
#6 - Is that Christopher Lloyd?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on Hackers +36
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#19 - buttinspecter (12/12/2015) [-]
Yes. He's been in Robot Chicken twice.
#107 - Picture 12/10/2015 on me irl +6
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#36 - What's the difference between the 6 volumes of Scott Pilgrim a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Step 1.5: Be a main character +1
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#40 - applejackownish (12/09/2015) [-]
It's an ongoing story line so it's the series of books
#50 - sherlockbatman (12/09/2015) [-]
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>ongoing story
dude, it's done. 6 books. that's not 'ongoing' that's 'completed'
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#51 - applejackownish (12/09/2015) [-]
I meant as the 6 books is the story and it continues from the first to the 6th
I only slept like 2 hours in the past 2 days so sorry for fucking up
#74 - If you sold the junk jet from Arc-Jet, the only way you can ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Pure Capitalims +1
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#82 - insanemanoo (12/08/2015) [-]
Cool thanks!
#37 - Seriously, close a damn drawer when you're done with it. 12/08/2015 on Meh tier content 0
#83 - I thought the first movie was okay but the sequels sucked ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on The Fight +2
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#155 - whiteoverblue (12/09/2015) [-]
The second movie definitely had me yawning. It was only when the hunger game actually started, and when Katnip shot an arrow to the dome when I finally found it interesting, but by then, the movie was already done.
#69 - If you play on PC there's always console commands or mods.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Pure Capitalims +1
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#72 - insanemanoo (12/08/2015) [-]
My PC is garbage, I had to get in on Xbox.
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#74 - crispybomb (12/08/2015) [-]
If you sold the junk jet from Arc-Jet, the only way you can get one is from Manta Man. Manta Man is a random encounter that only shows up after you complete the Silver Shroud mission.
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#82 - insanemanoo (12/08/2015) [-]
Cool thanks!
#17 - "They're selling chocolate?" 12/07/2015 on TF2 item names comp 42:... +2
#32 - Nice picture of Spiderman. I'll give you $10.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Just Cause +13
#82 - MisfitsFan (12/07/2015) [-]
#48 - For me he only holds them down after I've lined up a shot or h… 12/07/2015 on found some bugs in black ops 3 0
#46 - Usually the loot he found was just something I could find on m…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on found some bugs in black ops 3 0
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#47 - creamgravy (12/07/2015) [-]
The holding down does it for me, they cant attack, they stand completely still, its soooo good. If he holds down an enemy theyre basically dead, or its TONS of free damage.
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#48 - crispybomb (12/07/2015) [-]
For me he only holds them down after I've lined up a shot or he lets them go right as I line up a shot. I guess it probably wouldn't be as big of a deal at my now higher level because I have tons of ammo and nearly one shot everything but at the early parts of the game, ammo was scarce and my damage was low so he really fucked me up.
#45 - I've had less encounters with human companions blocking the wa… 12/07/2015 on found some bugs in black ops 3 0
#33 - Picture 12/06/2015 on This is ground control to... 0
#41 - Black people have natural afro hair but they want the straight…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Hats off to him +11
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#48 - improbablyyourdad (12/06/2015) [-]
Its a shame, some black women can really make that shit work but instead of trying it seems like all the do is get a shitty weave.
#104 - luqmanr (12/07/2015) [-]
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#119 - improbablyyourdad (12/07/2015) [-]
Exactly..
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#46 - onipure (12/06/2015) [-]
ooooooh, never thought of that
#21 - If I had known the evil path blocking abilities within him, I … 12/06/2015 on found some bugs in black ops 3 0
#9 - Found the wike page. It is just a special variant. 12/06/2015 on Hey you, CATCH! 0
#8 - No, not the alien blaster. It's the Zeta gun. Looks exactly li…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Hey you, CATCH! 0
#10 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** I never really thought about it, but you can get some pretty crazy sentences from Fallout 4.

The tale of a man, keeping himself and his family immortal by being high on his psychic fathers blood, while his sister is being a bitch and hanging out with some new wave church made to bring back the 50's or whatever.

Or the story of a kid who got locked in a fridge, who needed to be escorted back to his parents... and somewhere along the line some dude wants to put his pecker in the kids poop hole.

Such wonder...
#22 - funpunk (12/08/2015) [-]
I didn't know about that quest. The dude does look like a pedophile.
#10 - Picture 12/06/2015 on Uncomfortable stream moment 0
#8 - But if she had a boyfriend at the time, why would she even go …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Uncomfortable stream moment +1
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#9 - XxepicwinxX (12/06/2015) [-]
Just as a joke I guess
#10 - crispybomb (12/06/2015) [-]
#4 - Who the hell uses pathblocker 3000 dogmeat anyway?  [+] (17 new replies) 12/06/2015 on found some bugs in black ops 3 +43
#40 - andywazowski (12/06/2015) [-]
Implying that Dogmeat is the only follower that blocks doorways, literally every follower have some need to stand in every single doorway in the game.
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#45 - crispybomb (12/07/2015) [-]
I've had less encounters with human companions blocking the way than with dogmeat. Probably because dogmeat's longer so he has a great path blocking possibility.
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#43 - sirmatthew (12/06/2015) [-]
but the way the made dogmeat is to stand in front of you, and run out before you as kind of a scout. he gets in doorways a little bit more often than other NPCs ive noticed, but thats nothing the butt of a rifle cant fix.
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#39 - creamgravy (12/06/2015) [-]
Because, he finds loot, holds down enemies, works with Lone Wanderer, and you never have to care about his affinity or what actions you do because hell love you no matter what.
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#46 - crispybomb (12/07/2015) [-]
Usually the loot he found was just something I could find on my own and him grabbing enemies just messed up my aim. The lone wanderer thing is cool though.
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#47 - creamgravy (12/07/2015) [-]
The holding down does it for me, they cant attack, they stand completely still, its soooo good. If he holds down an enemy theyre basically dead, or its TONS of free damage.
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#48 - crispybomb (12/07/2015) [-]
For me he only holds them down after I've lined up a shot or he lets them go right as I line up a shot. I guess it probably wouldn't be as big of a deal at my now higher level because I have tons of ammo and nearly one shot everything but at the early parts of the game, ammo was scarce and my damage was low so he really fucked me up.
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#20 - cleateater (12/06/2015) [-]
The first thing I did was kill Dogmeat
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#21 - crispybomb (12/06/2015) [-]
If I had known the evil path blocking abilities within him, I too would have finished him then and there.
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#7 - itsmewaffle (12/06/2015) [-]
apparently he works with the lone wanderer perk, so that's one thing

probably the only reason to take him, other than the dank doggy costumes
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#34 - dogziller (12/06/2015) [-]
i'm going to have to check this out. thank you in advance if it actually works anon.
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#16 - zerodate (12/06/2015) [-]
wait he doesn't count against it?
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#33 - itsmewaffle (12/06/2015) [-]
That's what my friend told me.
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#10 - electronicbacon (12/06/2015) [-]
Another thing I wonder about is... the light/normal/heavy dog armour.
Does it actually give dogmeat defense or not?
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#15 - thatoldhorse (12/06/2015) [-]
nope. its just there for decor.
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#14 - thechosentroll (12/06/2015) [-]
It's Bethesda, so probably not.
#6 - Anybody got context? Why'd she go in for a kiss and then back …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Uncomfortable stream moment 0
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#7 - XxepicwinxX (12/06/2015) [-]
She had a boyfriend at the time

I'm friends with her
#12 - fuckyourtoast (12/06/2015) [-]
friends with a whore who faked having cancer just to get liquor money
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#15 - XxepicwinxX (12/07/2015) [-]
ye pretty much
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#8 - crispybomb (12/06/2015) [-]
But if she had a boyfriend at the time, why would she even go for the kiss in the first place?
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#9 - XxepicwinxX (12/06/2015) [-]
Just as a joke I guess
#10 - crispybomb (12/06/2015) [-]
#6 - Is the radiation gun or whatever any good? I know it's only us…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Hey you, CATCH! 0
#23 - fckthesecatchpas (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes, the ghoul slaying gamma gun is best wep, especially against those glowing ones
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#14 - TheMather (12/06/2015) [-]
A fully upgraded gamma gun is pretty powerful. And I've found that it has no problem defeating even machines for some reason. The downside though was that it tended to launch enemies so far I could never find their bodies.
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#12 - asasqw (12/06/2015) [-]
The Zeta gun is just a higher energy damage version of the gamma gun. The Lorenzo's Artifact however deals damage, not radiation, but it is still treated as such for resistances. Suppose to be channeling the artifacts power into a kind of psychokinesis gun.
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#7 - priestofkarp (12/06/2015) [-]
They're both completely different and use different ammo. The alien blaster uses ammo specific to only the alien blaster, but can be model to use fusion cells. The radiation gun is a gamma gun that uses gamma rounds
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#9 - crispybomb (12/06/2015) [-]
Found the wike page. fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Zeta_gun It is just a special variant.
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#8 - crispybomb (12/06/2015) [-]
No, not the alien blaster. It's the Zeta gun. Looks exactly like a radiation gun. I think I got it from killing the guy who was keeping his psychic father in jail
#10 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** I never really thought about it, but you can get some pretty crazy sentences from Fallout 4.

The tale of a man, keeping himself and his family immortal by being high on his psychic fathers blood, while his sister is being a bitch and hanging out with some new wave church made to bring back the 50's or whatever.

Or the story of a kid who got locked in a fridge, who needed to be escorted back to his parents... and somewhere along the line some dude wants to put his pecker in the kids poop hole.

Such wonder...
#22 - funpunk (12/08/2015) [-]
I didn't know about that quest. The dude does look like a pedophile.

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