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crispybomb

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: PlayStation3, PlayStation4, Nintendo DSI
Video Games Played: Too many to list. My favorite is Portal 2
X-box Gamertag: Don't have one.
PSN: cRiSPyBoMB386
Interests: Games, YouTube, Voice Acting
Date Signed Up:5/07/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#13 - Was it Metal Warriors?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#14 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
God damnit it isn't
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#15 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I've got no idea. Hopefully someone else will come along with the knowledge.
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#16 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok, it's fine I know I'm extremely close to find out what it is I know I'm on the right path
#11 - Know the developers?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#12 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
#9 - That's narrows it down. I'll try googling some things to find …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#10 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
I think it was SNES, but I doubt it, it was arcade.
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#13 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Was it Metal Warriors?
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#14 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
God damnit it isn't
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#15 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I've got no idea. Hopefully someone else will come along with the knowledge.
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#16 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok, it's fine I know I'm extremely close to find out what it is I know I'm on the right path
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#11 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Know the developers?
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#12 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
#1 - What did he do? I'm not up to date on anything.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Steve Harvey Had His Staff... 0
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#2 - Zaxplab (12/22/2015) [-]
He announced the wrong winner at a Miss Universe pagent.
#7 - What did the game look like? Was it first person, top down, th…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#8 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
2D side-scrolling, I think it started out with some one telling a story about the hero, the character you play as, 2 players could play it, you were flying with a jetpack of the sorts, I think the first level was blue and grey-ish... if that helps.
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#9 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
That's narrows it down. I'll try googling some things to find it. Any idea of what console it was originally on? I know you said PS2 but it seems like it's an arcade port.
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#10 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
I think it was SNES, but I doubt it, it was arcade.
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#13 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Was it Metal Warriors?
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#14 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
God damnit it isn't
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#15 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I've got no idea. Hopefully someone else will come along with the knowledge.
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#16 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok, it's fine I know I'm extremely close to find out what it is I know I'm on the right path
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#11 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Know the developers?
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#12 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
#5 - Is Battle Shark a character or something?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#6 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
No it was another game, damn it's incredibly nostalgic.
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#7 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
What did the game look like? Was it first person, top down, third person, 2d sidescroller?
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#8 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
2D side-scrolling, I think it started out with some one telling a story about the hero, the character you play as, 2 players could play it, you were flying with a jetpack of the sorts, I think the first level was blue and grey-ish... if that helps.
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#9 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
That's narrows it down. I'll try googling some things to find it. Any idea of what console it was originally on? I know you said PS2 but it seems like it's an arcade port.
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#10 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
I think it was SNES, but I doubt it, it was arcade.
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#13 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Was it Metal Warriors?
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#14 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
God damnit it isn't
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#15 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I've got no idea. Hopefully someone else will come along with the knowledge.
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#16 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok, it's fine I know I'm extremely close to find out what it is I know I'm on the right path
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#11 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Know the developers?
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#12 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
#3 - There are three games on the MAT2 that I would classify as spa…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#4 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
No those aren't it, but now I remember Battle Shark, fuck maybe it was a completely different game separate from Midway arcade? I can't tell.
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#5 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Is Battle Shark a character or something?
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#6 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
No it was another game, damn it's incredibly nostalgic.
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#7 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
What did the game look like? Was it first person, top down, third person, 2d sidescroller?
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#8 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
2D side-scrolling, I think it started out with some one telling a story about the hero, the character you play as, 2 players could play it, you were flying with a jetpack of the sorts, I think the first level was blue and grey-ish... if that helps.
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#9 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
That's narrows it down. I'll try googling some things to find it. Any idea of what console it was originally on? I know you said PS2 but it seems like it's an arcade port.
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#10 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
I think it was SNES, but I doubt it, it was arcade.
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#13 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Was it Metal Warriors?
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#14 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
God damnit it isn't
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#15 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I've got no idea. Hopefully someone else will come along with the knowledge.
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#16 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok, it's fine I know I'm extremely close to find out what it is I know I'm on the right path
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#11 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Know the developers?
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#12 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
#1 - Was it Gauntlet 2? I looked at the list of games on the Mi…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Plz help identifying my... 0
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#2 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Holy fuck that was close, omg it's starting to get back to me now, I can remember Gauntlet 2 being on their, maybe saying dungeons was wrong, it was more like planets, environments just... levels, fuck man I can't describe it, and it included aliens too I think.
Maybe it wasn't on Midway arcade maybe it was something else.
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#3 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
There are three games on the MAT2 that I would classify as space/alien themed.
Kozmik Krooz'r
Xenophobe
and Xybots
Any of those ringin any bells?
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#4 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
No those aren't it, but now I remember Battle Shark, fuck maybe it was a completely different game separate from Midway arcade? I can't tell.
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#5 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Is Battle Shark a character or something?
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#6 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
No it was another game, damn it's incredibly nostalgic.
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#7 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
What did the game look like? Was it first person, top down, third person, 2d sidescroller?
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#8 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
2D side-scrolling, I think it started out with some one telling a story about the hero, the character you play as, 2 players could play it, you were flying with a jetpack of the sorts, I think the first level was blue and grey-ish... if that helps.
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#9 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
That's narrows it down. I'll try googling some things to find it. Any idea of what console it was originally on? I know you said PS2 but it seems like it's an arcade port.
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#10 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
I think it was SNES, but I doubt it, it was arcade.
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#13 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Was it Metal Warriors?
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#14 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
God damnit it isn't
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#15 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Sorry man, I've got no idea. Hopefully someone else will come along with the knowledge.
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#16 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Ok, it's fine I know I'm extremely close to find out what it is I know I'm on the right path
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#11 - crispybomb (12/22/2015) [-]
Know the developers?
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#12 - dezzka (12/22/2015) [-]
Nope.
#26 - Was anybody else getting that weird thing where the gif would … 12/22/2015 on Dad Instincts 0
#46 - I don't know why you got thumbed down, I completely agree. I c…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on fallout 4's dialog system +3
#55 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Comparing 9th/10th to 11th and 12th... 10th had more of an adventure-y feel. He also had dramatic moments and lines where the camera loved him. Plus the story was "The Doctor does stuff and has a companion" and people ate that up. 11th and 12th have been traveling further and further down the "The Companion keeps the Doctor in line and has Doc chauffeur them around."
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#47 - mintea (12/22/2015) [-]
Moffat is just a pretty shitty writer I think (though he has done some good single eps.) Even Sherlock, though I like it, hasn't got particularly good writing.
#37 - I'm not seeing it until January so I don't have that option. C… 12/22/2015 on Han, I... 0
#69 - Father Gaschonhonhon from BloodBorne had my jimmies rustled to… 12/22/2015 on first world problems 0
#52 - I don't know of any other $5 pizza so I guess. Last time I had…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Srsly Papa John's 0
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#53 - brokentrucker (12/21/2015) [-]
It's def not the best. But for $5 bucks, here and now? Can't really beat that deal.
#49 - >Little Caesar's  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Srsly Papa John's +3
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#51 - brokentrucker (12/21/2015) [-]
Best $5 pizza, IMO.
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#52 - crispybomb (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't know of any other $5 pizza so I guess. Last time I had it was probably 2011 so it could be the holy grail for all I know.
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#53 - brokentrucker (12/21/2015) [-]
It's def not the best. But for $5 bucks, here and now? Can't really beat that deal.
#157 - I recommend Postal 2, Half-Life, and System Shock 2. 12/21/2015 on Star Wars then and now +1
#154 - Picture 12/21/2015 on Star Wars then and now +1
#19 - I don't play it because I don't have a Wii U and I suck at fig…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Smash ballot winner 0
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#20 - sequel (12/20/2015) [-]
use the power of luck to win.
#17 - Picture 12/19/2015 on Rekt: The Musical +62
#5 - I think King K Rool or Banjo Kazooie would've fit into the gam…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Smash ballot winner +2
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#9 - sequel (12/20/2015) [-]
Maybe you'll buy it if they did enter either of the two?

Probably not.
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#19 - crispybomb (12/20/2015) [-]
I don't play it because I don't have a Wii U and I suck at fighting games.
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#20 - sequel (12/20/2015) [-]
use the power of luck to win.
#2 - Then he shows him his dick. 12/19/2015 on (untitled) -1
#2 - Wouldn't that hit your legs when you steer? Still cool though. 12/18/2015 on newly shipped volkswagen 0
#7 - I'm getting Dark Souls II too but I won't be playing that unti…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#8 - roxasftw (12/18/2015) [-]
Dark Souls II does poise differently, with Dark Souls II poise really doesn't matter
But kinda' does? It only does if you stack a shit ton.
#5 - Thanks!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Dark Souls +1
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#6 - roxasftw (12/18/2015) [-]
We are talking "Dark Souls" right?

And not Dark Souls II?
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#7 - crispybomb (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm getting Dark Souls II too but I won't be playing that until I beat the first one.
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#8 - roxasftw (12/18/2015) [-]
Dark Souls II does poise differently, with Dark Souls II poise really doesn't matter
But kinda' does? It only does if you stack a shit ton.
#4 - You either kill Luke or destroy Alderan. 12/18/2015 on Jar Jar Is Kylo Ren +1
#2 - I'm getting Dark Souls soon after playing Bloodborne. Can some…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Dark Souls 0
#4 - roxasftw (12/18/2015) [-]
Pic related

Basically the ability to take a hit and not get stunned, the way Dark Souls does it is as follows:

Poise is a sort of invisible stamina bar, the more poise you have, the bigger the "bar"
Every time you get hit, the bar goes down, different weapons do different poise damage

A small broken sword? A very small amount of poise damage
A giant Zweihander? A SHIT ton of poise damage

Say you have 59 Poise, and the Zwei does 70 Poise damage, if you get hit, YOU WILL GET STUNNED

The bar does fill back up though, it takes 3 seconds before it starts "filling" back up, and it takes roughly 4 seconds to "fill" back up to max

25% per second

40 Is a decent amount, and the Wolf ring grants you 40 at the cost of a ring slot
(very worth it though, 40 poise for no extra weight? Nice)

Sorry for the double notification, forgot the pic
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#10 - kaldarvonlupo (12/19/2015) [-]
you need the ring slot for Havels ring or FaP ring though.
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#11 - roxasftw (12/19/2015) [-]
Favor And Protection, and Wolf Ring is a nice set up
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#5 - crispybomb (12/18/2015) [-]
Thanks!
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#6 - roxasftw (12/18/2015) [-]
We are talking "Dark Souls" right?

And not Dark Souls II?
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#7 - crispybomb (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm getting Dark Souls II too but I won't be playing that until I beat the first one.
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#8 - roxasftw (12/18/2015) [-]
Dark Souls II does poise differently, with Dark Souls II poise really doesn't matter
But kinda' does? It only does if you stack a shit ton.

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