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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 25 |
| Consoles Owned: | PlayStation3, PlayStation4, Nintendo DSI |
| Video Games Played: | Too many to list. My favorite is Portal 2 |
| X-box Gamertag: | Don't have one. |
| PSN: | cRiSPyBoMB386 |
| Interests: | Games, YouTube, Voice Acting |
| Date Signed Up: | 5/07/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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I play games and do voices.
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| #8 - Wouldn't it be cold as **** ? [+] (6 new replies) | 11/26/2015 on I think he forgot something | +32 |
 yes. He intentionally hardens his nips for better aerodynamics. #11 -
deadbottle (11/26/2015) [-] That's probably why he was shaking so much when he was in the cloud. | ||
| #2 - That was beautiful. | 11/26/2015 on Rekt-The Musical | 0 |
| #7 - Isn't this from Doctor Who? [+] (1 new reply) | 11/26/2015 on oh bugger | 0 |
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| #18 - Sure you didn't. | 11/26/2015 on So you want to game? $500... | 0 |
| #15 - Get out of anon and say that like a man sateava. Don't act lik… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/25/2015 on So you want to game? $500... | +1 |
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| #13 - Also, for this $500 build, what's the biggest thing you've got… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/25/2015 on So you want to game? $500... | 0 |
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anon (11/25/2015) [-] watching a ten minute video on how to build a computer =/= knowing how to build a computer Get out of anon and say that like a man sateava. Don't act like I don't know that's you. | ||
| #12 - I'm about as knowledgeable as a 60 year old man when it comes … [+] (8 new replies) | 11/25/2015 on So you want to game? $500... | 0 |
 It depends a lot on underlying technologies, the CPU architecture, core speed, caching and so on. It's a difficult matter, as there's no direct guideline that says which CPU is the fastest, so i always recommend checking for CPU benchmarks and reviews. The benchmarks usually show the static scores in various applications, while reviews point out any flaws the CPU and/or GPU might have. Also the build i posted should do Fallout 4 just fine, it's a fairly powerful build for the money.  bench marking. CPUs have a few part which matter tho most of em scale with the quality of the chip so u only need to worry about a few. The first is the number of cores (individual processing units). Second is the GHz or speed of each core (look at game system requirements for games to see what u need, more is better). Lastly the benchmark with is a test to see how well the CPU actually works under an intense load. I would recommend looking at the Ghz and the benchmark since most systems use only 4 cores and having more doesn't mean the game will run any better. Also, for this $500 build, what's the biggest thing you've got it to run? Like Fallout 4 on high or something like that. Just need an example. #14 -
anon (11/25/2015) [-] watching a ten minute video on how to build a computer =/= knowing how to build a computer Get out of anon and say that like a man sateava. Don't act like I don't know that's you. | ||
| #10 - I read a bit of Homestuck but only got to the part where he ha… [+] (58 new replies) | 11/25/2015 on Frog In Your Throat | +4 |
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homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  Homestuck tells the story of a young boy celebrating his birthday. He eagerly awaits a video game so he can play with his 3 friends. When the game comes, it causes loads of shenanigans, which end up dragging Boy and co into an alternate dimension. There, they must battle monsters, attain powers, complete quests and explore planets based around them (interests, powers, fears, etc) in the hope of finishing the game that they started. Slowly, they (and the reader) learn that this game of theirs is not the only one that has been, is being, or will be played. Each game is similar (quests, powers) but stylized to the people playing it. (one group was divided in 2 to compete against each other) One of these alternate groups, who have finished their game mere hours before our heroes start, message them with intention to harass and mock. These are the Pale Demon people, and at this point the story diverts to their game, allowing us to learn about them and their culture. Basically, everyone is racist, and the girl with her arms crossed is BEST WAIFU.  As someone who doesn't read Homestuck, and doesn't really plan on it. This really helped me understand what the hell it's about. Thanks. #16 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  #18 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  You ain't no Blood bitch, right?  mage of space lmao, i took the longass one by pageofhope or whatever their name is, as well as the short one fuck naw im crip bruh B] #20 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  Space? Good with both technical and theoretical, low patience, tends to dip into fantasy a little, and motherly in many regards. Sounds about right? Paired with Mage, that puts you in as the sort of person who can't decide on really important choices, and when you DO choose, you almost immediately second-guess yourself. Mages are cool, but nobody but pages and princes get shit on like we do. >.> Worst part is, we do it to ourselves! Got a least favorite Aspect? Just curious here.  Prince of Void here Vriska is clearly not best grill. Hell, even Nepeta is a better grill than Vriska.  Well, befor i tell, yes i can already guess i am fucked with class and aspect, still role your Thing. Because i guess i rolled AGAIN as so often in life the fucking doom dices. If you guys though bards of doom or an guarentee for an fucked up session: Take that: ... Prince of void.  Prince of Void.... wow. your powers would be off the charts. You could toss enemies into black holes, would cause horroterrors to shit themselves at the mention of your name, and your God Tier could destroy IDEAS. Kill someone, and then erase the idea of them! They never existed at all! It would be pseudo retcon powers! i can blow the wind around a bit tho, so were pretty evenly matched. #77 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  Congrats on being the most anti-climactic person ever, I guess... #37 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Monk of Mind here... So, it's saying I should keep learning and figuring shit out so I could teach others? #46 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  #48 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] No idea. Just found it using the quiz those guys were referencing earlier. Source is here: thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test Yeah, I got Chief of Stars with that one once. Stick to canon, mate.That way, it's actually cool to know what Classpect you would theoretically get when the meteors start to drop. #57 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Shit, man. At least I got a canon aspect. The fuck is "Stars" supposed to mean? If I'm going with a canon class, it's gotta be either Mage or Seer. Seer of Mind would make me Terezi, and there are worse people to be. I say take Mage. Of all the people showing up here, the vast majority are Mages! Maybe it's a FunnyJunk thing? Mages are supposed to act in a way that both harms and helps themselves, so it makes sense! #60 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Doesn't sound too similar to me, though. Seers have knowledge of how things are likely to turn out given a specific action. That's me. People turn to me for advice, and, if they follow it, things usually go well. This would make sense for situations I've been in before, but 90% of the time, they're asking for advice on shit I've never dealt with, and it still goes well. Welp, classic Seer of Mind then. Freedom is a big part of Breath, and a driving factor in my life. (Yes, I am American) so I'm pretty happy with Mage of Breath too! Don't kill me in a doomed timeline, k? #72 -
Stevethewizard (11/26/2015) [-] Mage of Breath? ... Would that be "using the windy thing to your advantage"? Because that's what it sounds like. I understand that it's a representation of the idea of "freedom" (usually freedom to move, act, and think how you want), but I'd expect it to pan out to full manipulation of the Breeze if it came up in Homestuck. No promises on any doomed timelines. That said, I'm not the type to resort to violence, except in retaliation or in extreme circumstances. This is all guesswork, because Hussie prefers Shipping instead of explaining game mechanics. Mages know a lot about their Aspect, and are pretty good at using it. However, Paradox Space always sets things up that their powers are always "Just Not Enough". So to crank out more, they need to overload themselves. A Mage of Breath would likely create storms so large that even they get blown around, or use their breathing as a focus point of their powers and have to basically cough up their lungs to get to the powerful attacks. Freedom is indeed a big deal with Breath. Being allowed as much Freedom as you like sounds, and in some ways is, good! But to lazy, disinterested or disheartened people, it's very bad. They need guidelines! Well, there is a quick one here, and all the answers are canonical, but this one made me a Bard of Space, so I question it's accuracy. www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html The next one is one I have NOT taken, because the first question asks me what gender I identify as, and not what gender I am, and if you're going to pander to crazy people I don't want you inside my head. zules.com/titletest/ This one is crazy in depth, and you actually need to take TWO tests to get your answer. Overall, you'd need to sink a good 30 min into this. Unfortunately, some of the answers are non-canon. (Chief of Stars, etc) thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test There are more, but you can always google around yourself. I took MANY HS aspect tests over the years, and since most return either Breath or Space, along with Bard or Mage, I kinda got to cherrypick. Have fun! Man, when on Tumblr, do not even BOTHER with their "about me" section. It is NEVER worth the time. >All these plebs getting Classpects already shown in comic. Nah man, congrats. Analysis on which people to get to know better and stuff is always cool. "Choose your friends wisely!" is a pretty common saying, you know! Normal. Because Hussie thinks Shipping is more important than game mechanics, a lot of the classes and aspects are unknown (Maid, Doom, etc) So different tests give different results. You got Mind on two different tests, so it's likely you are a Mind player. Your class is up to you though! What do you feel like? Welp, remind me never to have you on my team. I like my mind UN-muddled, kthx. You bards are always messing up my plans  Kind of makes me think about life though, how I've acted and everything On one hand I'm terrified of what I've done and what if things could have been better, which is like the SoB But on the other, I've always used my head to try to fuck with people, but to help keep my friends stable, and help them through depression I dont like this and now I'm wondering what the fuck a Bard of Blood would do Just like, give people random Ebola or some shit Eh, nobody is perfect. Unless you are an Heir of Heart or something. You be you, and be a better you than you used to be. Bard of Blood shows up at end game having befriended ALL of the consorts and carapacians.  Well, I'd like to chime in that I'm a rogue of void. Did the test twice and got it. Also found out vriska is my patron troll. And she's best troll hands down Roxy is 2nd Best Grill, so your ClassPect is a lucky combo. Praise Vriska for blessing you with such Luck! Thanks, and at first I thought your horoscope was your patron troll. Cause I'm a Scorpio but my friend said I was wrong and it was something else, we did the thing and found out its still vriska. Vriska is love, vriska is life i most definitely got my favorite aspect. i love all the technical spacey shit that comes with the aspect, its super fun to think about. plus i mean. red shoes. you cant fuckin beat the red shoes and my least favorite aspect is rage. mainly b/c the most we've seen its usefulness is only useful for fuckin shit up Space definitely fits you there, friend. Space is the MOST creative aspect, so you hating Rage (the 2nd most common aspect of destroyers, behind Time, of course) makes perfect sense. Blue is best colour tru but even the bluest of the blue thinks that red shoes are badass #24 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  #25 -
bananeurysm (11/26/2015) [-]  also it took me like fuckin ten minutes to find a decent picture of it #27 -
homestuckxplain (11/26/2015) [-]  #28 -
bananeurysm (11/26/2015) [-]  after that whole debacle in the treasure thing though it kinda helped my vrisjohn feelings go south tbh. i mean i liked it a bit before, but not that much. real shit though vriskan was my first ever homestuck ship | ||
| #12 - Looks like somebody doesn't understand that this is a re… | 11/25/2015 on saying something you regret | -1 |
| #85 - "Hey baby, wanna..." "We're having a sale o… | 11/25/2015 on If I were a female... | +1 |
| #5 - Reminds me of that video where they took the laugh track of th… | 11/25/2015 on (untitled) | +10 |
| #17 - Deathclaws only show up in certain places. At the top of the m… | 11/25/2015 on Pacific Rim | +5 |
| #17 - *Sail. I was thinking of the Gaben one. | 11/25/2015 on ooh | 0 |
| #16 - Shoulda put it with Sale. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/25/2015 on ooh | 0 |
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| #51 - Picture | 11/25/2015 on Yeah! | 0 |
| #10 - Check out my youtube channel, it's called "GreenBoys"… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/25/2015 on saying something you regret | 0 |
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| #107 - Looks like my mother's facebook page. | 11/25/2015 on Cringe Comp | 0 |
| #71 - For the pizza/tip one, although I'm 99% sure this is illegal, … | 11/25/2015 on 4chan Comp #41 | 0 |
| #284 - You didn't get me the first time you gook | 11/25/2015 on crispybomb's profile | 0 |
| #282 - Your memes are outdated [+] (2 new replies) | 11/25/2015 on crispybomb's profile | 0 |
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| #84 - So what retard are they gonna focus on in the Incredibles? [+] (2 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Sequels | 0 |
 Dealing with Jack Jack as an autistic child who will never be able to control his own powers.... | ||
| #1 - Where did you get the paint for your power armor? [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2015 on my garage | 0 |
 Look in material mods in the customization menu when crafting your power armor. | ||
| #3 - You know how to make a girl swoon! | 11/22/2015 on Taco comp | 0 |
| #26 - I play on PS4 [+] (3 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on I... I did it! | +1 |
 Mods are coming to PS4 but you'll have to wait for the creation kit. And possibly for Sony to work out all the details with Bethesda. These kind of things always take a fuckload of time. | ||
| #13 - But exactly, how many of them are you ******* ? | 11/22/2015 on (1) Funnyjunk - Funny Pictures | +1 |
