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Consoles Owned: Xbox Arcade, 360, Xboner(Netlix machine), PS1,PS2,PS3, ps4 (netflix machine), Nes, Snes, Assorted SEGA systems, DS, 3DS, GC, GB, GBA, GBASP, I have a lot.
Video Games Played: Gears, Vindictus, DoTA. Mainly... just about anything actually, reccomend any for me and I'll love you, but only for your body...
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Date Signed Up:3/08/2012
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Arizona
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#343 - Well, they basically used consoles to get extra cash before th… 06/19/2014 on GTA V on the pc 0
#236 - I think his issues with online are more the fact that there's …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on GTA V on the pc 0
User avatar #338 - huntergriff (06/18/2014) [-]
it's not just that, it's also the fact that they overhyped online mode and basically implied that everything in the singleplayer would be available in online, that there would be so much shit to do when in reality it's just a few things and even then the jobs just give out shit pay because they keep nerfing payouts and shit...and the fact that you're basically forced to grind just to fucking get enough money to do what you want...not to mention the fact that you can't really walk 5 feet without getting chased by the cops, and there isn't any friendly free roam like there was for both GTA 4 and RDR, and i honestly doubt they'll put it back in...
User avatar #343 - crimsontyyde (06/19/2014) [-]
Well, they basically used consoles to get extra cash before they put it on PC. Rockstar has a tendency to be that way with console-pc releases. (IE: Max Payne 3 being all but ignored on consoles and being hacked to oblivion.)
#569 - **crimsontyyde rolled image ** 06/15/2014 on What your girlfriend cheats... 0
#74 - What? Either you're trolling or you're a ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Fuck Jenny McCarthy 0
#77 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
thats it.. im done...
#72 - So, since there are people out there who will not give their c…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fuck Jenny McCarthy 0
#73 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
so you get vaccinated so other people wont be sad if you get sick!?
User avatar #74 - crimsontyyde (06/13/2014) [-]
What? Either you're trolling or you're a fucking idiot who didn't read what I posted. I'm saying, this "movement" is killing people. ENDING LIVES. You're saying I shouldn't care. I shouldn't care that ignorant people are ignoring SCIENTIFIC FACTS that have STOPPED epidemics, and are getting themselves, their children, and others around them sick, or in danger of getting sick from diseases that can kill? You're a fucking idiot if you think people shouldn't care about this. This is literally killing people you ignorant twat.
#77 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
thats it.. im done...
#69 - The reason they're coming back is because less people are gett…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fuck Jenny McCarthy +1
#70 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
and if you're vaccinated why do you care? you wont get sick anyway right?
#76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Actually, by many people not being vaccinated it provides a higher chance of those that ARE vaccinated to catch the disease. Vaccines are not 100% effective and if you have thousands of people that aren't vaccinated and then a few that are, chances are those that are vaccinated will also contract the disease.
#78 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds like a spider web safty net intended to catch a falling elephant
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, vaccines have saved many lives up until this point. They eradicated a lot of harmful illnesses that were common before the vaccine. With a whole population or a vast majority immunised they won't catch the disease. Those that don't vaccinate are relying on others being vaccinated so their kid is safe as the diseases won't spread through a vaccinated crowd.
There are many stories of religious groups and other groups of people against immunising and their kids caught diseases and in many cases died, while the rest of the population were fine.
#81 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
theres also lots of stories about people who never had anything to do with the pharmaceutical industry meaning no hospitals no vaccines hell not even aspirin.. who lived Extremely long lifes without diseases at all.. theres also stories about people who've become sicker by medicine and get chronic illnesses from vaccines.. there are stories about people who died too.. but nah.. lets focus on "dem ignorant idiots who diddn't vaccinate themself got sick and died"
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
People can be allergic to some of the things in the vaccines which yes, can cause them to get sick. Those that die from vaccines are likely to have because of the vaccine not being in proper storage or like I said, an allergy to the vaccine.
These people are the minority because vaccines are tested for years before being put on the market and are constantly being improved. A vaccine from 10 years ago is a lot different from now, the ones now are safe.
There have been much more deaths prevented from vaccines than caused.
#85 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
well... people get sick looong after the vaccine is injected for example ME and Fibromyalgy which to me sounds worse than being dead living but dont have the energy to live.. also the immune system suffers because it "thinks" it has no purpose anymore and you get every cold and every flu even though it might not kill you it sucks im speaking from experience btw
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
You need more than one dose of a vaccine for it to work. You can't go, "one dose, I'm done," no. And ME isn't really a disease and, it is something that most people think I have. My immune system isn't the best and I have colds for more than a few weeks, but I am not dead with anything a vaccine has prevented. I didn't contract anything from a vaccine, and a vaccine won't prevent me from a cold if I get a polio vaccine for example.
Vaccines will prevent people from deadly diseases and it doesn't weaken the immune system. You get a bit of the disease with the vaccine so the body can learn to fight it off. I do not believe you get a weak immune system from vaccines due to a lot of the scientific evidence against it.
#90 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
just saying.. everyone have their price.. since the pharmaceutical industry is one of the worlds largest it wouldn't amaze me if we were to learn that they bribe doctors for good recommendation.. not saying i have proof or anything but if you dont belive its even possible you're gullibe and we're done here
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
I am sorry, but a lot of vaccines are given out free. The pharmaceutical company loses money by people not going to hospital. For every person that gets a single vaccine shot, they lose $6 or so in my country, which is Australia.
And people have bribed such doctors as Andrew Wakefield to 'prove' that vaccines cause autism when they do not.
Everything is a business, yes, that is very true, but even though money is big, the pharmaceutical company has a priority of the people first, or at least when it comes to vaccines. Doctors are very trusted, they go through 8-12 years of medical school and learn the ins and outs of vaccines.
Anyone in the medical profession has the duty to provide quality healthcare for people and look after them.
#98 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
alopathy is the name of the medical science which our medicine is based upon it means that they treat symptoms rather than disease and "cure" diseases with other diseases instead of just giving the body what it need to replenish itself.. like you say they lose money if people dont go to the hospitals well.. better cram them in there then by promises of super vaccines and "threats" of new dangerous and highly contagious diseases.. if the vaccines are given out for free that just means they've been paid a shitton for somewhere else earlier
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Of course someone had to pay for them, but everyone loses money but having vaccines. And a lot of money is lost by debunking stupid arguments such as, "Vaccines cause autism."
People lack the understanding how dangerous these diseases are since vaccines have prevented them for so long. There were epidemics of these diseases, and people wouldn't blink an eye when vaccines came out. Now they are so rare you rarely hear of an outbreak and certainly do not see the consequences of not vaccinating. People that think these diseases are not threats are really kidding themselves.
#101 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
this will be my last comment since the reds are crashing down on me and im clearly outnumbered..but! i dont think any argument on this topic is stupid people need to know exactly what they are injecting themselves and their kids with and i highly doubt humanity is so unable to deal with disease that we depended on sometime in our history to develop vaccines and its just by luck we got this far
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
I am heading to bed anyway.
If we got rid of every advance in medicine we have ever made we would live to 35 at most. Vaccines have helped people increase their lifespan and have saved many lives. If we let them run loose again hundreds of thousands of people would die.
It is because of advancements we have gotten far with anything.
Education for this topic is needed for everyone that wants to have a child because they need to know of everything to do with vaccines from a professional rather than being confused, and thinking that not getting vaccinated is not a big deal.
User avatar #72 - crimsontyyde (06/13/2014) [-]
So, since there are people out there who will not give their children vaccines, and their children die because of it, I should be fine because I'm vaccinated? Think about how damn ignorant that sounds. Is life that meaningless to you?
#73 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
so you get vaccinated so other people wont be sad if you get sick!?
User avatar #74 - crimsontyyde (06/13/2014) [-]
What? Either you're trolling or you're a fucking idiot who didn't read what I posted. I'm saying, this "movement" is killing people. ENDING LIVES. You're saying I shouldn't care. I shouldn't care that ignorant people are ignoring SCIENTIFIC FACTS that have STOPPED epidemics, and are getting themselves, their children, and others around them sick, or in danger of getting sick from diseases that can kill? You're a fucking idiot if you think people shouldn't care about this. This is literally killing people you ignorant twat.
#77 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
thats it.. im done...
#66 - Because we're seeing almost eradicated diseases come back. Whi…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Fuck Jenny McCarthy +1
#68 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
so whats the point of vaccines then?
User avatar #69 - crimsontyyde (06/13/2014) [-]
The reason they're coming back is because less people are getting them.
#70 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
and if you're vaccinated why do you care? you wont get sick anyway right?
#76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Actually, by many people not being vaccinated it provides a higher chance of those that ARE vaccinated to catch the disease. Vaccines are not 100% effective and if you have thousands of people that aren't vaccinated and then a few that are, chances are those that are vaccinated will also contract the disease.
#78 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
sounds like a spider web safty net intended to catch a falling elephant
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, vaccines have saved many lives up until this point. They eradicated a lot of harmful illnesses that were common before the vaccine. With a whole population or a vast majority immunised they won't catch the disease. Those that don't vaccinate are relying on others being vaccinated so their kid is safe as the diseases won't spread through a vaccinated crowd.
There are many stories of religious groups and other groups of people against immunising and their kids caught diseases and in many cases died, while the rest of the population were fine.
#81 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
theres also lots of stories about people who never had anything to do with the pharmaceutical industry meaning no hospitals no vaccines hell not even aspirin.. who lived Extremely long lifes without diseases at all.. theres also stories about people who've become sicker by medicine and get chronic illnesses from vaccines.. there are stories about people who died too.. but nah.. lets focus on "dem ignorant idiots who diddn't vaccinate themself got sick and died"
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
People can be allergic to some of the things in the vaccines which yes, can cause them to get sick. Those that die from vaccines are likely to have because of the vaccine not being in proper storage or like I said, an allergy to the vaccine.
These people are the minority because vaccines are tested for years before being put on the market and are constantly being improved. A vaccine from 10 years ago is a lot different from now, the ones now are safe.
There have been much more deaths prevented from vaccines than caused.
#85 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
well... people get sick looong after the vaccine is injected for example ME and Fibromyalgy which to me sounds worse than being dead living but dont have the energy to live.. also the immune system suffers because it "thinks" it has no purpose anymore and you get every cold and every flu even though it might not kill you it sucks im speaking from experience btw
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
You need more than one dose of a vaccine for it to work. You can't go, "one dose, I'm done," no. And ME isn't really a disease and, it is something that most people think I have. My immune system isn't the best and I have colds for more than a few weeks, but I am not dead with anything a vaccine has prevented. I didn't contract anything from a vaccine, and a vaccine won't prevent me from a cold if I get a polio vaccine for example.
Vaccines will prevent people from deadly diseases and it doesn't weaken the immune system. You get a bit of the disease with the vaccine so the body can learn to fight it off. I do not believe you get a weak immune system from vaccines due to a lot of the scientific evidence against it.
#90 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
just saying.. everyone have their price.. since the pharmaceutical industry is one of the worlds largest it wouldn't amaze me if we were to learn that they bribe doctors for good recommendation.. not saying i have proof or anything but if you dont belive its even possible you're gullibe and we're done here
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
I am sorry, but a lot of vaccines are given out free. The pharmaceutical company loses money by people not going to hospital. For every person that gets a single vaccine shot, they lose $6 or so in my country, which is Australia.
And people have bribed such doctors as Andrew Wakefield to 'prove' that vaccines cause autism when they do not.
Everything is a business, yes, that is very true, but even though money is big, the pharmaceutical company has a priority of the people first, or at least when it comes to vaccines. Doctors are very trusted, they go through 8-12 years of medical school and learn the ins and outs of vaccines.
Anyone in the medical profession has the duty to provide quality healthcare for people and look after them.
#98 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
alopathy is the name of the medical science which our medicine is based upon it means that they treat symptoms rather than disease and "cure" diseases with other diseases instead of just giving the body what it need to replenish itself.. like you say they lose money if people dont go to the hospitals well.. better cram them in there then by promises of super vaccines and "threats" of new dangerous and highly contagious diseases.. if the vaccines are given out for free that just means they've been paid a shitton for somewhere else earlier
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
Of course someone had to pay for them, but everyone loses money but having vaccines. And a lot of money is lost by debunking stupid arguments such as, "Vaccines cause autism."
People lack the understanding how dangerous these diseases are since vaccines have prevented them for so long. There were epidemics of these diseases, and people wouldn't blink an eye when vaccines came out. Now they are so rare you rarely hear of an outbreak and certainly do not see the consequences of not vaccinating. People that think these diseases are not threats are really kidding themselves.
#101 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
this will be my last comment since the reds are crashing down on me and im clearly outnumbered..but! i dont think any argument on this topic is stupid people need to know exactly what they are injecting themselves and their kids with and i highly doubt humanity is so unable to deal with disease that we depended on sometime in our history to develop vaccines and its just by luck we got this far
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
I am heading to bed anyway.
If we got rid of every advance in medicine we have ever made we would live to 35 at most. Vaccines have helped people increase their lifespan and have saved many lives. If we let them run loose again hundreds of thousands of people would die.
It is because of advancements we have gotten far with anything.
Education for this topic is needed for everyone that wants to have a child because they need to know of everything to do with vaccines from a professional rather than being confused, and thinking that not getting vaccinated is not a big deal.
User avatar #72 - crimsontyyde (06/13/2014) [-]
So, since there are people out there who will not give their children vaccines, and their children die because of it, I should be fine because I'm vaccinated? Think about how damn ignorant that sounds. Is life that meaningless to you?
#73 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
so you get vaccinated so other people wont be sad if you get sick!?
User avatar #74 - crimsontyyde (06/13/2014) [-]
What? Either you're trolling or you're a fucking idiot who didn't read what I posted. I'm saying, this "movement" is killing people. ENDING LIVES. You're saying I shouldn't care. I shouldn't care that ignorant people are ignoring SCIENTIFIC FACTS that have STOPPED epidemics, and are getting themselves, their children, and others around them sick, or in danger of getting sick from diseases that can kill? You're a fucking idiot if you think people shouldn't care about this. This is literally killing people you ignorant twat.
#77 - nationalanthem (06/13/2014) [-]
thats it.. im done...
#59 - God I love those games... 06/13/2014 on Thurrific +2
#33 - **crimsontyyde rolled image ** 06/11/2014 on Post roll games 0
#195 - **crimsontyyde rolled image ** 06/10/2014 on Just roll stuff 0
#23 - Good to see y' again!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on You know who you are +1
User avatar #130 - soundofwinter (06/09/2014) [-]
I'll never leave bby
#75 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Steam reviews part 3 +2
#18 - **crimsontyyde rolls 704,601,777** 06/07/2014 on Highest roll gets red... 0
#116 - **crimsontyyde rolled image ** 06/07/2014 on What gives you cancer 0
#21 - **crimsontyyde rolled image ** 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
#66 - Comment deleted 06/06/2014 on Finally finding a server... 0
#120 - DoTA and feverishly masturbating to russians. 06/05/2014 on How will you break your FJ... 0
#114 - The black guy in this was homeless like 2-3 months ago. 06/04/2014 on former homeless guy helps... 0
#244 - Comment. I ****** up. I'm sorry mom... 06/04/2014 on How often do you fap? 0
#1656 - **crimsontyyde rolled image ** 06/04/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#185 - I'm constantly masturbating, I mean as I make this content I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on How often do you fap? +1
User avatar #244 - crimsontyyde (06/04/2014) [-]
Comment. I fucked up. I'm sorry mom...
#2261 - No lifing DoTA as usual, you?  [+] (12 new replies) 06/04/2014 on include's profile 0
User avatar #2281 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
same, but FJ as usual.
User avatar #2282 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
Damn nigga took you 20 days bahaha. Aye, remember, you're here forever.
User avatar #2283 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
I've been busy, I never get time for FJ
User avatar #2284 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
I wish I were busy. Never knew having an indie dev team while not actually being in an office would be the most boring thing of my damn life, but it is.
User avatar #2285 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
I wish I had more free time.
User avatar #2286 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
Be lucky y' aint' stuck home with nothing to do and really no where to go. Shit gets boring. But I got my ale, so that's always nice eh?
User avatar #2287 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
That sounds one hell of a good time to me.
User avatar #2288 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
After 3 fucking months of home 90% of the time, you get cabin fever to the worst degree.
User avatar #2289 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right.
User avatar #2290 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
It wouldn't be so bad if I could get some damn work done on my lore but development's been at a standstill for a bit.
User avatar #2291 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
I get so busy I never get time to relax.
User avatar #2292 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm just going insane from all this relaxing, it started out nice, had a nice freakishly powerful PC, could play anything, got a fucking awesome car in addition to my other awesome car, shit was great! Then excitement died down and it turned into "I have had nothing to do but eat sleep and piss for a month and a half... well shit this is boring."
#47 - I ******* love this. So much.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on SLAM DUNK +2
User avatar #52 - thechosentroll (06/03/2014) [-]
I love that thing and I don't even like DoTA.
#2258 - Aye yo wus happenin' mang?  [+] (14 new replies) 06/03/2014 on include's profile 0
User avatar #2260 - include (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm good, how about you?
User avatar #2261 - crimsontyyde (06/04/2014) [-]
No lifing DoTA as usual, you?
User avatar #2281 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
same, but FJ as usual.
User avatar #2282 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
Damn nigga took you 20 days bahaha. Aye, remember, you're here forever.
User avatar #2283 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
I've been busy, I never get time for FJ
User avatar #2284 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
I wish I were busy. Never knew having an indie dev team while not actually being in an office would be the most boring thing of my damn life, but it is.
User avatar #2285 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
I wish I had more free time.
User avatar #2286 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
Be lucky y' aint' stuck home with nothing to do and really no where to go. Shit gets boring. But I got my ale, so that's always nice eh?
User avatar #2287 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
That sounds one hell of a good time to me.
User avatar #2288 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
After 3 fucking months of home 90% of the time, you get cabin fever to the worst degree.
User avatar #2289 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right.
User avatar #2290 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
It wouldn't be so bad if I could get some damn work done on my lore but development's been at a standstill for a bit.
User avatar #2291 - include (06/25/2014) [-]
I get so busy I never get time to relax.
User avatar #2292 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm just going insane from all this relaxing, it started out nice, had a nice freakishly powerful PC, could play anything, got a fucking awesome car in addition to my other awesome car, shit was great! Then excitement died down and it turned into "I have had nothing to do but eat sleep and piss for a month and a half... well shit this is boring."
#945646 - Alright, lemme get steam's webpage to stop being a prissy bitc… 06/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#12 - redfummer (07/07/2014) [-]
youre a ****** troll
please stop stealing oxygen
User avatar #13 to #12 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Eh?
#10 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #10 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I have never been so turned on...
#7 - Gonnafly (11/30/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas.
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AAANNNNDDDDDDD new profile image.
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