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#582668 - what stuck out for you? the combat, characters, setting?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #582670 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Stuck out in a good way or a bad way?
User avatar #582675 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
both
User avatar #582682 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Nothing really, the combat was boring, the story was odd and kinda cliche, the only characters I liked were the twins, and I didn't like Columbia. It don't think it's a bad game it just wasn't amazing.
#582664 - /v/ hates Bioshock infinite. then again /v/ hates everything. …  [+] (43 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #582873 - natanhiel (07/19/2013) [-]
Fucking ridiculous

It's not Bioshock it's "WeWantMoneyButWeDestroyedRaptureSoHaveThis"
#582898 - devout feminist (07/19/2013) [-]
That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard
What fun is ANOTHER Bioshock game based in Rapture? You saw how ''well'' the last game based in Rapture did.
The dev even said themselves that Bioshock games were based in surreal areas, not in some under water fucking utopia for every bloody game
User avatar #582897 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Every company wants money.
I don't see how it's ridiculous because it didn't end like you wanted. With a happy ending or some bullcrap. Really.
User avatar #583346 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
I didn't even play the damned thing. It looked and sounded absolutely nothing like Bioshock.
User avatar #583415 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
Sooo.
You're fucking judging it completely like that and you haven't even played it?
You sir. You're fucking ridiculous.

That argument is bollocks. Just because it isn't in rapture doesn't mean it's not from the bioshock. Why would it look or sound like bioshock? Then it'd be the same game and nothing new.
User avatar #583439 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
Argument? I'm not trying to win your opinion over or anything. I'm saying the game looks shitty IMO.
User avatar #583460 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah?
Based on what? It looks shitty because of what?
Because of you never having played it? You didn't say it looks shitty, you said it looked fucking ridiculous.
Just because it didn't all happen in Rapture.
"Fucking ridiculous

It's not Bioshock it's "WeWantMoneyButWeDestroyedRaptureSoHaveThis""
User avatar #583478 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
The first Bioshock was creepy, and slightly jumpscarey

The second one was, but not as good, because it went a bit too action

This one has gone completely action, with bright areas, no big daddies.

It's not what I want from Bioshock.
User avatar #583483 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, the jump-scare where a dude stood right behind you was definitely not scary at all when you looked at the screen in infinite.
Oh yeah, it's definitely not creepy with those detection men thingies running around.

It's not in rapture, so of course fucking not. However, there were new enemies. Ones which resembled big daddies, but weren't entirely like them.

Basically, you want another bioshock in rapture.

Extremely conservative way of thinking is bad in the videogame industry.
You suck at judging games, based on this.

I could imagine you as a reviewer. 0/10, doesn't look like the other game.
User avatar #583488 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
When did I review it for anyone else?

When did I begin trying to convince anyone?

It doesn't look like how I'd expect Bioshock to be, I've heard it's not jumpscarey or creepy in the slightest.

Bigdaddies were my favourite thing in the game.
#583506 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [-]
Just because a game started out one way, why the fuck can't it change?
The word ''Bioshock'' doesn't stand for ''Under Water Sea Adventure For Prick Fan-boys Like You That Can't Take Change In Games, Let Alone In Life''
The entire Bioshock series was not even scary to begin with, you must be a complete pansy to be scared in a game that gives you an entire line-up of guns and magic
Play the fucking game before you judge it, unless you a hardcore gamer than only plays J-PRG's and Dark Moles
User avatar #583498 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
When did I say you reviewed it?

When did I say you began to convince anyone?

I've heard you suck dicks, does that mean it's true? No.

Yeah and just because you can't play against or as them, doesn't make bioshock less good. They can't just keep repeating themselves, even you would get bored of that and it would be bashed for money-milking.
User avatar #583501 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm not saying no'one should enjoy it, I'm saying I don't enjoy it. It's become a game I don't like, so I won't spend money it. That isn't to say that I'll tell others not to buy it.
#583509 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [-]
>Says doesn't enjoy it
>Never played it
Oh boy, you ARE the 1%
User avatar #583503 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
and I'm saying you're not in any position to judge it if you haven't played it.
#583446 - devout feminist (07/20/2013) [-]
>Says game looks shitty
>Thinks Dark Souls is great
I think I see the problem here
User avatar #582702 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
/v/'s got such a herd mentality, the moment something gets famous or popular it gets instabashed. /v/ermins are pretty shit
User avatar #582766 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
This is a funny looking sleeping you're doing here Johnboy.

HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME! THE FATHER OF YOUR UNBORN CHILD!
#582767 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
who said about going to sleep, i said i had enough of lol for tonight
User avatar #582768 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BED!

IT'S OVER JOHNBOY! I WANT YOUR STUFF OUT OF MY ANUS BY TOMORROW! AND KEEP THE KID!
User avatar #582770 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO BED THAT WASN'T ME! AND WHERE WILL WE LIVE NOW IF YOU'RE THROWING US OUT OF YOUR ANUS HUH? THE BOY ONLY STARTED MAKING FRIENDS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
User avatar #582775 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
That's fairly good of him considering he's unborn and shit...Ermm..GO LIVE IN DAVID'S ANUS! OR THOMAS'! ANYWHERE BUT MINE YOU LYING LIAR PANTS!
User avatar #582777 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
I CAN'T GO TO THOMAS' ANUS I'LL FEEL LIKE THE THIRD WHEEL WITH ESTELLE ALREADY THERE, GODDAMNIT MARGARET GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE
User avatar #582779 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
IT'S TOO LATE JOHNBOY! I GAVE YOU ONE TOO MANY CHANCES! LIKE THAT TIME YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT TOILET PAPER BOY AND THE DRAGON LADY!

I'M FED UP WITH THE LIES, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!
User avatar #582780 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU PETUNIA, YOU KNOW THAT ONE TIME WITH THE BEARDED SCOTTISH HOBO WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING
User avatar #582781 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
BUT HOW MANY ONE TIME THINGS ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE?! THERE'S BEEN 76 ALREADY!
#582783 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
83, i never told you about prague
Dammit petunia, you know we changed, we're not the two 'shine your shoes, govnah?'s we were back in that small flat in Peckham before the war, but how about it? could you give this scruffy ol' mason tootyshooty merry fizzlebomb of a man another chance? You know i can't scriffle my biffles and hoight my goights without you margie love
User avatar #582790 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
I'll give you another chance if you promise to stop drinking the Carrot Juice. YOUR KILLING YOURSELF AND HURTING EVERYONE THAT CARES ABOUT YOU!
User avatar #582793 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
i'll come pack up my stuff in the morning
User avatar #582699 - nosurprise (07/19/2013) [-]
implying /v/ plays videogames
User avatar #582681 - awesomerninjathing (07/19/2013) [-]
People on /v/ don't play video games
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User avatar #582678 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
I've gotten used to it haha.
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User avatar #582676 - sannukas (07/19/2013) [-]
Well that game was pretty amazing imo. Yeah, the gun play got pretty repetitive later on but other than that it was a very good game.
User avatar #582669 - youngneil (07/19/2013) [-]
You bought Infinite because you liked Rapture? I don't think that works. But I thought that infinite was a decent game. A bit repetitive, but then again so are most FPS games. I liked the setting and thought that everything looked amazing. Fights were meh, enemies were meh, story was good. I disliked the Vigors. I probably would have liked it more if it wasn't so hyped (I was prepared for game of the year) or wasn't a Bioshock game (it didn't keep that many elements from the other Bioshock games).
Most redeeming quality: Skyline system. I liked battling up on those things.
User avatar #582673 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
I should rephrase myself. I got into the series because Rapture immersed me so much. I was hyped for the game when the e3 2011 demo came out. but the end product was way different from my expectations. skylines were cool but I wish they were used more effectively i.e branching paths, boosters etc. I bought the season pass so I hope the add new stuff.
User avatar #582741 - youngneil (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, hopefully the DLC adds some awesome stuff because the game was kinda lacking I think. I also didn't like not being able to carry around an arsenal with you all the time but its whatever.
User avatar #582666 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
It was okay at best.
User avatar #582668 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
what stuck out for you? the combat, characters, setting?
User avatar #582670 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Stuck out in a good way or a bad way?
User avatar #582675 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
both
User avatar #582682 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Nothing really, the combat was boring, the story was odd and kinda cliche, the only characters I liked were the twins, and I didn't like Columbia. It don't think it's a bad game it just wasn't amazing.
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so will I. I am a conjurer, and I approve this message.
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#666 - break a few of my bones right? yeah, realistically you're right. 06/02/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts 0
#588 - mfw 22.  [+] (24 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts +10
User avatar #597 - sunnyday (06/01/2013) [-]
I'd like to see you higher the caliber and probably break a few bones. They're probably low for a reason, considering you're firing ten at once.
User avatar #667 - crimsonkev (06/02/2013) [-]
i did some research on it and the hornet's nest doesn't have to be it's own firearm . it can be an attachment to rifles. you probably know that there are shotgun attachments so I would assume they are developing more efficient models. that is the way of the world.
User avatar #666 - crimsonkev (06/02/2013) [-]
break a few of my bones right? yeah, realistically you're right.
User avatar #613 - heartlessrobot (06/01/2013) [-]
I imagine something like a .50 would take someone's arm off.
User avatar #614 - sunnyday (06/01/2013) [-]
10 of them at once, maybe. Depends how you hold it, really.

I imagine it would if you held it like a black gangster in some god awful hollywood movie, maybe.
#595 - verby (06/01/2013) [-]
That's why its hornets, they are relatively harmless
#617 - froggerhasxbox (06/01/2013) [-]
you obviously play too much Call Of Duty. don't talk about a subject you know nothing about
#622 - verby (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm in the military, and have been firing since i was 8. Tell me again about how I know nothing. I'm not saying it won't do damage, but its near as bad as say, a .223 round.
#630 - dingoboy (06/01/2013) [-]
Dood. Quit while your behind. This is getting embarrassing.
#631 - verby (06/01/2013) [-]
why should I?
User avatar #626 - froggerhasxbox (06/01/2013) [-]
i you're in the military, you should clearly understand the fact that any round is harmful, no matter the caliber. and if you're also in the military, you would state 5.56mm rather than .223. just saying you're not invicible
#629 - verby (06/01/2013) [-]
because a .223 and a 5.56 are the same thing bro. I called the round a .223 before I ever enlisted, and the 5.56 NATO round only really covers a specific round, not every .223 will fire out of an A4(which is, admittedly, the main weapon I have experience with).

If you understood English, you would know what the word relatively means.
#632 - froggerhasxbox (06/01/2013) [-]
this isn't an English lesson, this is an argument about 22. being harmful. you're 'badass' military profession doesn't matter when you abuse that privilege.
#638 - verby (06/01/2013) [-]
Am I abusing it? Given the option, I'd rather get shot by a .22 then any other round. Which is where the "relatively" comes in to play
User avatar #669 - froggerhasxbox (06/02/2013) [-]
you're also abusing the privilege by basically stating "i'm in the military, so I know weapons." it doesn't work in a country where civilians have more firearms than the military.
User avatar #671 - froggerhasxbox (06/02/2013) [-]
the credibility gets you nowhere if you rely on it the whole time
#670 - verby (06/02/2013) [-]
i was using it to establish credibility, genius. Not "I'm in the military so I know all the things." It'd actually be weird if civilians DIDN'T have more guns, since we only account for like 1% of the the population
User avatar #668 - froggerhasxbox (06/02/2013) [-]
and I'd rather not get shot by anything. where reality comes into play.
User avatar #602 - mrmagnum (06/01/2013) [-]
harmless my ass....that's what the mob would use for killing people...just enough force to enter the skull but not exit. So the bullet would bounce around inside
#620 - gladiuss (06/01/2013) [-]
This thing will be great for clearing structures of combatants, but let's not kid ourselves about the so called "similarities" between a .22 and the M-14/16's .223 ammunition.
User avatar #651 - mrmagnum (06/02/2013) [-]
it's a bullet, bullets hurt no matter the caliber with this aimed right you could kill 1 or 2 and probably maim 4 or 5
#664 - gladiuss (06/02/2013) [-]
Bullets don't kill people. Penetration kills people.

If you notice, I never denied the value of this weapon in it's proper role. I simply debunked the myth that the 'cartridges' are of similar 'kill' value.' Your .22, propelled by it's small cartridge may or may not propel it fast enough penetrate a sheetrock wall AND kill someone on the other side. My .223 Rifle Cartridge, will.
User avatar #683 - mrmagnum (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm not talking about going through a sheetrock wall though. I'm saying a human skull. I am a biathlete so i am very aware how little resistance it takes to stop a .22 shell. Even if it is a high burning round
#684 - gladiuss (06/03/2013) [-]
That, I agree with.
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