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Date Signed Up:12/01/2011
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#198 - best I could do with a mouse. man I miss my bamboo tablet. 07/29/2013 on GET THE GASOLINE +1
#86 - 300 Million Years Ago. Carboniferous Period. Everythin…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2013 on GET THE GASOLINE +32
#212 - JJFunk (08/12/2013) [-]
Or just last week in Australia.
User avatar #181 - smokekusheveryday (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh that's a nopebug
User avatar #177 - skrynox (07/29/2013) [-]
You could probably put a saddle on it and ride it without it being able to do squat.

I'm joking that thing is fucking terrifying.
#148 - LocoJoe (07/29/2013) [-]
#125 - tbagbandit (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - wumbido (07/29/2013) [-]
is it weird that i want to put a saddle on it and ride it into battle?
#598961 - That's a really cool idea. it further establishes the whole In… 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#598957 - I don't think they are doing that. reports say that they are d… 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#598732 - the DLC is single player content, also like Dishonored.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #598735 - rplix (07/29/2013) [-]
But if they try and add on to the story, it will be a flop in my opinion, especially if you play as Booker.
User avatar #598957 - crimsonkev (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't think they are doing that. reports say that they are doing motion capture for a new character. I think the best bet for them is to make a new story in order make up for the main game. to be honest I wish they focused more on the Columbia instead of stupid shit like ghosts. welp we figure out tommorow
#598731 - I actually have high expectations. Minervas Den was the 10 dol…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#598800 - desacabose (07/29/2013) [-]
Bioshock 2 was completely unnecessary in my opinion
User avatar #598736 - buriedstpatrick (07/29/2013) [-]
Never got DLC for Bioshock. Then again, only ever played the first one and jumped directly into Bioshock Infinite. Gameplaywise I don't think there's much they can do with it to improve, because the base combat is so tedious and boring and it just turns into a shooting gallery for me with a nice background.
Best story ever told in a video game for me though, but it could have worked just as well in a book or movie because it's so uninteractive and static. The entire moral of the story is that nothing you do will change the outcome in any real way- a very ungamy proposition for the story. If they wanted to incorporate story and gameplay seamlessly they should add the ability to go between dimensions yourself and altering events based on your own free will. If the DLC manages that, I'm intruigued.
User avatar #598961 - crimsonkev (07/29/2013) [-]
That's a really cool idea. it further establishes the whole Infinite thing. It was probably discussed but eventual scrapped due to it being to ambitious. to be honest the whole allure of the shock series for me was the incredible setting. I wish or hope now they focus on the damn city and it's people.
#598725 - Bioshock DLC reveal tommorow. anyone actually looking forward …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #598730 - rplix (07/29/2013) [-]
I was pretty satisfied with the ending, and unlike most games, DLC won't be necessary for me to enjoy the game further.

I'm going to guess the DLC will add some sort of new game mode, kind of like what Dishonored did.
User avatar #598732 - crimsonkev (07/29/2013) [-]
the DLC is single player content, also like Dishonored.
User avatar #598735 - rplix (07/29/2013) [-]
But if they try and add on to the story, it will be a flop in my opinion, especially if you play as Booker.
User avatar #598957 - crimsonkev (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't think they are doing that. reports say that they are doing motion capture for a new character. I think the best bet for them is to make a new story in order make up for the main game. to be honest I wish they focused more on the Columbia instead of stupid shit like ghosts. welp we figure out tommorow
User avatar #598729 - buriedstpatrick (07/29/2013) [-]
Didn't buy it, because it doesn't make sense to buy it before you know what's coming out.
Will be interesting to see what they're doing with DLC, as the only enjoyable part of Infinite was skyriding and the story.
User avatar #598731 - crimsonkev (07/29/2013) [-]
I actually have high expectations. Minervas Den was the 10 dollar DLC for the previous game and it was amazing.
#598800 - desacabose (07/29/2013) [-]
Bioshock 2 was completely unnecessary in my opinion
User avatar #598736 - buriedstpatrick (07/29/2013) [-]
Never got DLC for Bioshock. Then again, only ever played the first one and jumped directly into Bioshock Infinite. Gameplaywise I don't think there's much they can do with it to improve, because the base combat is so tedious and boring and it just turns into a shooting gallery for me with a nice background.
Best story ever told in a video game for me though, but it could have worked just as well in a book or movie because it's so uninteractive and static. The entire moral of the story is that nothing you do will change the outcome in any real way- a very ungamy proposition for the story. If they wanted to incorporate story and gameplay seamlessly they should add the ability to go between dimensions yourself and altering events based on your own free will. If the DLC manages that, I'm intruigued.
User avatar #598961 - crimsonkev (07/29/2013) [-]
That's a really cool idea. it further establishes the whole Infinite thing. It was probably discussed but eventual scrapped due to it being to ambitious. to be honest the whole allure of the shock series for me was the incredible setting. I wish or hope now they focus on the damn city and it's people.
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#55 - Yeah. they seriously need to stop making Simpsons, Family Guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Greatest Cop Ever -19
User avatar #56 - crimsonkev (07/28/2013) [-]
at least in my opinion
#82 - Nick Vujicic on front page again? Cool. He preached at my … 07/28/2013 on Insperational comedy +1
#51 - Ah hell, do people even care anymore?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Greatest Cop Ever +9
User avatar #88 - ofmiceandmen (07/28/2013) [-]
The way I see it is that if it's funny on the TV show then it's gunna be funny in this form too. Since looking at funny stuff is the entire reason I come to this site, no I do not care at all.
#63 - jamesdog (07/28/2013) [-]
Here, take this
User avatar #53 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/28/2013) [-]
considering that theres a shit ton of simpsons episodes and not that many die-hard simpson fans here who have seen all of them, i think we should let some of these slide.
its only bad if its some famous family guy/southpark short or some other popular scene that many people have seen or heard about
User avatar #55 - crimsonkev (07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. they seriously need to stop making Simpsons, Family Guy and Southpark. It's painful to watch.
User avatar #56 - crimsonkev (07/28/2013) [-]
at least in my opinion
User avatar #52 - noahnicholson (07/28/2013) [-]
...I do
#582686 - speaking of BoS i wish you can help them return to power and t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #582698 - ferrettamer (07/19/2013) [-]
So do I, that would be pretty cool
#582678 - I've gotten used to it haha.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#582675 - both  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #582682 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Nothing really, the combat was boring, the story was odd and kinda cliche, the only characters I liked were the twins, and I didn't like Columbia. It don't think it's a bad game it just wasn't amazing.
#582673 - I should rephrase myself. I got into the series because Raptur…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #582741 - youngneil (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, hopefully the DLC adds some awesome stuff because the game was kinda lacking I think. I also didn't like not being able to carry around an arsenal with you all the time but its whatever.
#582668 - what stuck out for you? the combat, characters, setting?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #582670 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Stuck out in a good way or a bad way?
User avatar #582675 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
both
User avatar #582682 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Nothing really, the combat was boring, the story was odd and kinda cliche, the only characters I liked were the twins, and I didn't like Columbia. It don't think it's a bad game it just wasn't amazing.
#582664 - /v/ hates Bioshock infinite. then again /v/ hates everything. …  [+] (43 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #582873 - natanhiel (07/19/2013) [-]
Fucking ridiculous

It's not Bioshock it's "WeWantMoneyButWeDestroyedRaptureSoHaveThis"
#582898 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard
What fun is ANOTHER Bioshock game based in Rapture? You saw how ''well'' the last game based in Rapture did.
The dev even said themselves that Bioshock games were based in surreal areas, not in some under water fucking utopia for every bloody game
User avatar #582897 - tylosaurus (07/19/2013) [-]
Every company wants money.
I don't see how it's ridiculous because it didn't end like you wanted. With a happy ending or some bullcrap. Really.
User avatar #583346 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
I didn't even play the damned thing. It looked and sounded absolutely nothing like Bioshock.
User avatar #583415 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
Sooo.
You're fucking judging it completely like that and you haven't even played it?
You sir. You're fucking ridiculous.

That argument is bollocks. Just because it isn't in rapture doesn't mean it's not from the bioshock. Why would it look or sound like bioshock? Then it'd be the same game and nothing new.
User avatar #583439 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
Argument? I'm not trying to win your opinion over or anything. I'm saying the game looks shitty IMO.
User avatar #583460 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah?
Based on what? It looks shitty because of what?
Because of you never having played it? You didn't say it looks shitty, you said it looked fucking ridiculous.
Just because it didn't all happen in Rapture.
"Fucking ridiculous

It's not Bioshock it's "WeWantMoneyButWeDestroyedRaptureSoHaveThis""
User avatar #583478 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
The first Bioshock was creepy, and slightly jumpscarey

The second one was, but not as good, because it went a bit too action

This one has gone completely action, with bright areas, no big daddies.

It's not what I want from Bioshock.
User avatar #583483 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, the jump-scare where a dude stood right behind you was definitely not scary at all when you looked at the screen in infinite.
Oh yeah, it's definitely not creepy with those detection men thingies running around.

It's not in rapture, so of course fucking not. However, there were new enemies. Ones which resembled big daddies, but weren't entirely like them.

Basically, you want another bioshock in rapture.

Extremely conservative way of thinking is bad in the videogame industry.
You suck at judging games, based on this.

I could imagine you as a reviewer. 0/10, doesn't look like the other game.
User avatar #583488 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
When did I review it for anyone else?

When did I begin trying to convince anyone?

It doesn't look like how I'd expect Bioshock to be, I've heard it's not jumpscarey or creepy in the slightest.

Bigdaddies were my favourite thing in the game.
#583506 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Just because a game started out one way, why the fuck can't it change?
The word ''Bioshock'' doesn't stand for ''Under Water Sea Adventure For Prick Fan-boys Like You That Can't Take Change In Games, Let Alone In Life''
The entire Bioshock series was not even scary to begin with, you must be a complete pansy to be scared in a game that gives you an entire line-up of guns and magic
Play the fucking game before you judge it, unless you a hardcore gamer than only plays J-PRG's and Dark Moles
User avatar #583498 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
When did I say you reviewed it?

When did I say you began to convince anyone?

I've heard you suck dicks, does that mean it's true? No.

Yeah and just because you can't play against or as them, doesn't make bioshock less good. They can't just keep repeating themselves, even you would get bored of that and it would be bashed for money-milking.
User avatar #583501 - natanhiel (07/20/2013) [-]
I'm not saying no'one should enjoy it, I'm saying I don't enjoy it. It's become a game I don't like, so I won't spend money it. That isn't to say that I'll tell others not to buy it.
#583509 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
>Says doesn't enjoy it
>Never played it
Oh boy, you ARE the 1%
User avatar #583503 - tylosaurus (07/20/2013) [-]
and I'm saying you're not in any position to judge it if you haven't played it.
#583446 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
>Says game looks shitty
>Thinks Dark Souls is great
I think I see the problem here
User avatar #582702 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
/v/'s got such a herd mentality, the moment something gets famous or popular it gets instabashed. /v/ermins are pretty shit
User avatar #582766 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
This is a funny looking sleeping you're doing here Johnboy.

HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME! THE FATHER OF YOUR UNBORN CHILD!
#582767 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
who said about going to sleep, i said i had enough of lol for tonight
User avatar #582768 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BED!

IT'S OVER JOHNBOY! I WANT YOUR STUFF OUT OF MY ANUS BY TOMORROW! AND KEEP THE KID!
User avatar #582770 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO BED THAT WASN'T ME! AND WHERE WILL WE LIVE NOW IF YOU'RE THROWING US OUT OF YOUR ANUS HUH? THE BOY ONLY STARTED MAKING FRIENDS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
User avatar #582775 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
That's fairly good of him considering he's unborn and shit...Ermm..GO LIVE IN DAVID'S ANUS! OR THOMAS'! ANYWHERE BUT MINE YOU LYING LIAR PANTS!
User avatar #582777 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
I CAN'T GO TO THOMAS' ANUS I'LL FEEL LIKE THE THIRD WHEEL WITH ESTELLE ALREADY THERE, GODDAMNIT MARGARET GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE
User avatar #582779 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
IT'S TOO LATE JOHNBOY! I GAVE YOU ONE TOO MANY CHANCES! LIKE THAT TIME YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT TOILET PAPER BOY AND THE DRAGON LADY!

I'M FED UP WITH THE LIES, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!
User avatar #582780 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU PETUNIA, YOU KNOW THAT ONE TIME WITH THE BEARDED SCOTTISH HOBO WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING
User avatar #582781 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
BUT HOW MANY ONE TIME THINGS ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE?! THERE'S BEEN 76 ALREADY!
#582783 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
83, i never told you about prague
Dammit petunia, you know we changed, we're not the two 'shine your shoes, govnah?'s we were back in that small flat in Peckham before the war, but how about it? could you give this scruffy ol' mason tootyshooty merry fizzlebomb of a man another chance? You know i can't scriffle my biffles and hoight my goights without you margie love
User avatar #582790 - somefuckingguy (07/19/2013) [-]
I'll give you another chance if you promise to stop drinking the Carrot Juice. YOUR KILLING YOURSELF AND HURTING EVERYONE THAT CARES ABOUT YOU!
User avatar #582793 - herecomesjohnny (07/19/2013) [-]
i'll come pack up my stuff in the morning
User avatar #582699 - nosurprise (07/19/2013) [-]
implying /v/ plays videogames
User avatar #582681 - awesomerninjathing (07/19/2013) [-]
People on /v/ don't play video games
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User avatar #582678 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
I've gotten used to it haha.
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User avatar #582676 - sannukas (07/19/2013) [-]
Well that game was pretty amazing imo. Yeah, the gun play got pretty repetitive later on but other than that it was a very good game.
User avatar #582669 - youngneil (07/19/2013) [-]
You bought Infinite because you liked Rapture? I don't think that works. But I thought that infinite was a decent game. A bit repetitive, but then again so are most FPS games. I liked the setting and thought that everything looked amazing. Fights were meh, enemies were meh, story was good. I disliked the Vigors. I probably would have liked it more if it wasn't so hyped (I was prepared for game of the year) or wasn't a Bioshock game (it didn't keep that many elements from the other Bioshock games).
Most redeeming quality: Skyline system. I liked battling up on those things.
User avatar #582673 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
I should rephrase myself. I got into the series because Rapture immersed me so much. I was hyped for the game when the e3 2011 demo came out. but the end product was way different from my expectations. skylines were cool but I wish they were used more effectively i.e branching paths, boosters etc. I bought the season pass so I hope the add new stuff.
User avatar #582741 - youngneil (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, hopefully the DLC adds some awesome stuff because the game was kinda lacking I think. I also didn't like not being able to carry around an arsenal with you all the time but its whatever.
User avatar #582666 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
It was okay at best.
User avatar #582668 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
what stuck out for you? the combat, characters, setting?
User avatar #582670 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Stuck out in a good way or a bad way?
User avatar #582675 - crimsonkev (07/19/2013) [-]
both
User avatar #582682 - Gonnafly (07/19/2013) [-]
Nothing really, the combat was boring, the story was odd and kinda cliche, the only characters I liked were the twins, and I didn't like Columbia. It don't think it's a bad game it just wasn't amazing.
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User avatar #89 - sabcy (07/18/2013) [-]
so will I. I am a conjurer, and I approve this message.
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