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crimhowler

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: N64, PS2, GameCube, PS3, PC
Interests: Art, Video Games
Date Signed Up:9/26/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Comment Thumbs: 2727 total,  2960 ,  233
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:1014
FJ Points:2753

latest user's comments

#2 - I think she has enough  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Watch out! +21
#4 - useralreadyexisted (06/26/2013) [-]
You could say she... had her hands full.
User avatar #6 - crimhowler (06/26/2013) [-]
Jokers a lucky man, she's all hands
User avatar #13 - damonisgay (06/26/2013) [-]
these puns are hands down the worst I've ever herd.
User avatar #18 - brehon (06/26/2013) [-]
More puns? Its almost like we're handing them out
#27 - OldSnake (06/26/2013) [-]
You gotta hand it to FJ; when they see a pun opportunity, all hands are on deck.
#28 - brehon (06/26/2013) [-]
Yeah i know, its great that we have all these puns handy, of course, some of them might just be hand-me-downs
#83 - ninjaspartan (06/26/2013) [-]
Jesus, how do you people come up with so many puns? It's just one pun after the other! I can't handle it!
User avatar #85 - brehon (06/26/2013) [-]
When you get handed an opportunity like this, you've just gotta arm yourself with puns
#17 - Listening to that song now  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Very Amazing Cosplay! +1
User avatar #33 - nephritho (06/26/2013) [-]
the gif is from this song. Do the evolution - Pearl Jam
just saying for the curious.
#7 - I'm pretty sure I'll be seeing the Lilo face swap in my nightmares now 06/25/2013 on Disney Faceswap Comp -1
#33 - What does broadcasting time have to do with this? 06/25/2013 on Nothing like a Nokia +2
#28 - using the same damn website  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Nothing like a Nokia +2
User avatar #30 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
NUMBER ONE: Robot Wars began way before BattleBots
NUMBER TWO: Robot Wars was broadcasted for much longer than BattleBots
NUMBER THREE: You admit you're wrong.
User avatar #33 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
What does broadcasting time have to do with this?
#26 - you just cited wikipedia, which is about as reliable as the co…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Nothing like a Nokia +4
User avatar #27 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
you cited a $10 website that anyone could make....


Okay here's another

www.imdb.com/title/tt0163488/
User avatar #28 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
using the same damn website

www.imdb.com/title/tt0259128/
User avatar #30 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
NUMBER ONE: Robot Wars began way before BattleBots
NUMBER TWO: Robot Wars was broadcasted for much longer than BattleBots
NUMBER THREE: You admit you're wrong.
User avatar #33 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
What does broadcasting time have to do with this?
#24 - Try again ass wipe  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Nothing like a Nokia +6
User avatar #25 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
Try again faggot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Wars_(TV_series)
User avatar #26 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
you just cited wikipedia, which is about as reliable as the condom your parents used the night you were conceived
User avatar #27 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
you cited a $10 website that anyone could make....


Okay here's another

www.imdb.com/title/tt0163488/
User avatar #28 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
using the same damn website

www.imdb.com/title/tt0259128/
User avatar #30 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
NUMBER ONE: Robot Wars began way before BattleBots
NUMBER TWO: Robot Wars was broadcasted for much longer than BattleBots
NUMBER THREE: You admit you're wrong.
User avatar #33 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
What does broadcasting time have to do with this?
#11 - It was called BattleBots.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Nothing like a Nokia +6
User avatar #22 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
It was called Robot Wars you faggot
User avatar #24 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
Try again faggot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Wars_(TV_series)
User avatar #26 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
you just cited wikipedia, which is about as reliable as the condom your parents used the night you were conceived
User avatar #27 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
you cited a $10 website that anyone could make....


Okay here's another

www.imdb.com/title/tt0163488/
User avatar #28 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
using the same damn website

www.imdb.com/title/tt0259128/
User avatar #30 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
NUMBER ONE: Robot Wars began way before BattleBots
NUMBER TWO: Robot Wars was broadcasted for much longer than BattleBots
NUMBER THREE: You admit you're wrong.
User avatar #33 - crimhowler (06/25/2013) [-]
What does broadcasting time have to do with this?
#57 - I just checked him out, and I swear to god, one video had me r… 06/24/2013 on Just Imagine the Pain +1
#23 - Is your name alice? 06/24/2013 on Does it bother you ? 0
#13 - no, but he'll certainly thin twice before he hits a girl again… 06/22/2013 on What happens +1
#11 - so..... a lot like playing Minecraft on hardcore mode? 06/20/2013 on is probably kill -3
#3 - Hold the phone guys, this is OP we're talking about..... He'll…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on PS4 Fans +19
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (06/20/2013) [-]
no...he'll find a way to shove the entire console up his loose asshole.
#62 - I take it .gifs are stopping on you too then. I set this .gif for loop  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on When I hear the ice-cream... 0
User avatar #63 - roflstorm (06/18/2013) [-]
Actually, it is running better now.

And yes, it's perfect
#36 - Is this slow enough?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on When I hear the ice-cream... 0
User avatar #55 - roflstorm (06/18/2013) [-]
It stopped.
User avatar #62 - crimhowler (06/18/2013) [-]
I take it .gifs are stopping on you too then. I set this .gif for loop
User avatar #63 - roflstorm (06/18/2013) [-]
Actually, it is running better now.

And yes, it's perfect
#3 - Either way, I'm pretty sure you need both  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on The Beauty of a mind 0
#4 - Absolute Madman (06/16/2013) [-]
well. thats not true

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#5 - Absolute Madman (06/16/2013) [-]
orrr.. google hemispherectomy definition lol
#11 - What the hell happened to your text?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Wut? +1
User avatar #12 - miscarriage (06/16/2013) [-]
ehh

bad things
#16 - Apparently poison and steel. And if this is right, YAY FOR THE… 06/13/2013 on Fairies are Cute Badasses +2
#11 - Who doesn't? 06/11/2013 on Pointless 0
#233 - Yeah, it would take far too much effort than I care for, so I'… 06/08/2013 on Water balloons 0
#222 - What if you kept all the ballon openings outside of the outer …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Water balloons 0
User avatar #232 - cormy (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm thinking you'll at least need more than one pair of hands so that while you're tying off one of the smaller balloons you don't loose the other ends when you drop it in.
But yeah, I can see how it CAN work... I'm just wondering about the difficulty and time that was actually put into doing it O.o
User avatar #233 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it would take far too much effort than I care for, so I'd never actually do this
#184 - I have used rubber gloves for dishes, but it isn't the same ki…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Water balloons 0
#221 - washing (06/08/2013) [-]
why would someone want to dish me out :'( i dont understand
User avatar #205 - cormy (06/07/2013) [-]
... Isn't that what we just said? You still have all those balloons in a very tiny space, which gets even smaller as you fill each of the smaller balloons and you gotta maneuver your next target to the opening everytime.
#222 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
What if you kept all the ballon openings outside of the outer balloon.

<<<< Like so
User avatar #232 - cormy (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm thinking you'll at least need more than one pair of hands so that while you're tying off one of the smaller balloons you don't loose the other ends when you drop it in.
But yeah, I can see how it CAN work... I'm just wondering about the difficulty and time that was actually put into doing it O.o
User avatar #233 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it would take far too much effort than I care for, so I'd never actually do this
#116 - maybe put a small amount of water in the outer balloon. Wet Ba…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Water balloons +1
User avatar #118 - cormy (06/07/2013) [-]
Not against rubber though =\
It's like how slightly wet slides/metal poles/hands/feet are better for climbing.
Have you ever used rubber gloves while cleaning dishes? Rubber don't give a fuck.
Wet skin against rubber slips, but not rubber against rubber for some reason.
User avatar #184 - crimhowler (06/07/2013) [-]
I have used rubber gloves for dishes, but it isn't the same kind of rubber. it's like comparing dish washing gloves to those glove CSI would use. But I hear what you are saying.

Maybe put several smaller balloons in a larger balloon, and then fill each if them before filling the outer balloon.
#221 - washing (06/08/2013) [-]
why would someone want to dish me out :'( i dont understand
User avatar #205 - cormy (06/07/2013) [-]
... Isn't that what we just said? You still have all those balloons in a very tiny space, which gets even smaller as you fill each of the smaller balloons and you gotta maneuver your next target to the opening everytime.
#222 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
What if you kept all the ballon openings outside of the outer balloon.

<<<< Like so
User avatar #232 - cormy (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm thinking you'll at least need more than one pair of hands so that while you're tying off one of the smaller balloons you don't loose the other ends when you drop it in.
But yeah, I can see how it CAN work... I'm just wondering about the difficulty and time that was actually put into doing it O.o
User avatar #233 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it would take far too much effort than I care for, so I'd never actually do this
#113 - Empty balloon into another empty balloon. Fill inner balloon f…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Water balloons +1
User avatar #115 - cormy (06/07/2013) [-]
But FIVE of them?! You think they were able to fill one, inside of the other, then slowly maneuver ANOTHER one to the open part of the one its in, fill that one and REPEAT 3 more times!
IZ CRAZY! And moving rubber against rubber is no easy task... Must've taken much patience.
User avatar #131 - weirdvintagegirl (06/07/2013) [-]
gay men move rubber against rubber just fine.
#163 - tehpwnz (06/07/2013) [-]
how do you mean? i'm pretty sure the butthole isn't made of rubber.
User avatar #168 - weirdvintagegirl (06/07/2013) [-]
No, I mean they're rubbing their condom-clad dicks together.
User avatar #181 - tehpwnz (06/07/2013) [-]
most condoms have lubricants on them
User avatar #116 - crimhowler (06/07/2013) [-]
maybe put a small amount of water in the outer balloon. Wet Balloons are slippery as fuck.
User avatar #118 - cormy (06/07/2013) [-]
Not against rubber though =\
It's like how slightly wet slides/metal poles/hands/feet are better for climbing.
Have you ever used rubber gloves while cleaning dishes? Rubber don't give a fuck.
Wet skin against rubber slips, but not rubber against rubber for some reason.
User avatar #184 - crimhowler (06/07/2013) [-]
I have used rubber gloves for dishes, but it isn't the same kind of rubber. it's like comparing dish washing gloves to those glove CSI would use. But I hear what you are saying.

Maybe put several smaller balloons in a larger balloon, and then fill each if them before filling the outer balloon.
#221 - washing (06/08/2013) [-]
why would someone want to dish me out :'( i dont understand
User avatar #205 - cormy (06/07/2013) [-]
... Isn't that what we just said? You still have all those balloons in a very tiny space, which gets even smaller as you fill each of the smaller balloons and you gotta maneuver your next target to the opening everytime.
#222 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
What if you kept all the ballon openings outside of the outer balloon.

<<<< Like so
User avatar #232 - cormy (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm thinking you'll at least need more than one pair of hands so that while you're tying off one of the smaller balloons you don't loose the other ends when you drop it in.
But yeah, I can see how it CAN work... I'm just wondering about the difficulty and time that was actually put into doing it O.o
User avatar #233 - crimhowler (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it would take far too much effort than I care for, so I'd never actually do this
#18 - That's an armidillo lizard. As for the snake, it's a Bush Vipe… 06/07/2013 on Fabulous snake? +3

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User avatar #1 - skiddmarxx (08/18/2012) [-]
^ This guy. This guy is awesome with his art n' **** !
User avatar #2 to #1 - crimhowler (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks, Bud
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