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#4 - therulethirtyfour... terribly tinny. 12/18/2012 on MFW I wake up and... +1
#3 - CatfishCrothers, what I nice woody name! 12/18/2012 on MFW I wake up and... +1
#1 - OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT HD RESOLUTION! 12/18/2012 on DAMN IT,BOBBY! +29
#1 - Pretty sure she wasn't a virgin when she was at Stifler's hous…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Scumbag Lily +21
User avatar #6 - theblackmannigger (12/19/2012) [-]
The one time at band camp quote was said that she shoved a clarinet up her vag, if that means she lost her virginity to a clarinet, so be it.
#32 - thatdeafguy (12/19/2012) [-]
IT WAS A FLUTE
User avatar #36 - theblackmannigger (12/19/2012) [-]
the point remains the same
User avatar #3 - ohlookathing (12/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, the virgin reference was strictly from HIMYM.

...but about that double life, you might be on to something! haha
#226 - This is the only thing I could think of the entire time I was … 12/18/2012 on typical 4chan +2
#193 - I know that feel... A high commenting rank is a slippery, unfo… 12/18/2012 on The 90s 0
#210 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Nice try, FJ +5
#308 - Agreed. Posts like this make me go a big rubbery one. And if h… 12/18/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... +4
#291 - And I'm not even a brony ... 12/17/2012 on lebiglist's profile 0
#290 - Ha! 33 times for me... ******* annoying.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on lebiglist's profile 0
User avatar #333 - soultheft (12/21/2012) [-]
41 for me
User avatar #335 - creosote (12/21/2012) [-]
I've lost track at this point... 41 as of this post though?
User avatar #291 - creosote (12/17/2012) [-]
And I'm not even a brony...
#77 - So do the clouds...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on 2spooky4u +2
#78 - Mattyowl (12/17/2012) [-]
#4 - I don't mind talking to them. It may be a slight inconvenience… 12/17/2012 on Saying "yes" to jehova's... +6
#158 - I knew FJ would come down with all of it's might on me... stil… 12/17/2012 on I miss read the channel name 0
#125 - I just watched the Hobbit. Am I alone in thinking that up unti…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/17/2012 on I miss read the channel name -4
#143 - fuckyouiamcat (12/17/2012) [-]
I think that the director just added a bunch of random invented stuff in there in order to make 3 movies from ONE little book. He's really stretching it. I admit that I really want to see the next movie now.

MFW the movie ended.
User avatar #158 - creosote (12/17/2012) [-]
I knew FJ would come down with all of it's might on me... still, less down votes than I thought. But yeah, I really am pumped to see the next one. I mean, while I did find a great deal of it to be unnecessary, I really did enjoy the movie quite a bit all around. I mean, Gollum's scene was just amazing. Hopefully with the next film we can stick to the main source material and not go TOO far out there like in parts of this one. However, if Peter Jackson actually is only adding in stuff Tolkien had wanted in the book to begin with, as angelmatvey suggests, than he has my blessing... It's weird though. Here I thought the book was too short and now I think the movie's too long. There is no middle ground, here :/
User avatar #146 - angelmatvey (12/17/2012) [-]
Actually, I heard that most of the stuff the director added was stuff that was supposed to be in the book originally but would've made it too long.
#148 - fuckyouiamcat (12/17/2012) [-]
Maybe this is the director's way of trying to make the movies better. Or maybe the stuff he missed will come up in the next movies.

Maybe I should read the book. Would someone like to lend it to me?
User avatar #149 - angelmatvey (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't remember the book all that well, so I don't really know how much he added. But I'd be surprised and slightly distressed if your local library didn't have a copy of it
#150 - fuckyouiamcat (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm more distressed over the fact that there is NO PUBLIC LIBRARY here. I live in Lima, Peru. They have a "national library" which is basically a giant heavily-guarded archive for valuable books. They closed it to the public after some of said books were stolen.
#157 - angelmatvey (12/17/2012) [-]
That's the most terrible thing I've ever heard of
#145 - ikezawahanako (12/17/2012) [-]
MFW The Hobbit is the shortest b-book in the series

And has the longest m-movie.
User avatar #153 - MrDeadiron (12/17/2012) [-]
peter jackson wanted 3 movies for each book
#154 - ikezawahanako (12/17/2012) [-]
They still pulled t-the rest off really w-well.
User avatar #155 - MrDeadiron (12/17/2012) [-]
ok i have to ask whats with the damn -
#160 - ikezawahanako (12/17/2012) [-]
This account is a novelty account based upon a character that stutters a lot.
User avatar #133 - psychonaut (12/17/2012) [-]
Most movies based off of books do
#90 - THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 12/17/2012 on oh jesus 0
#19 - Excuse me while I play the worlds smallest violin for all of t… 12/17/2012 on gtfo bitch +8
#201 - Picture 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... 0
#188 - Yeah? I mean, I did try watching it once but it just didn't re… 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... +1
#112 - Don't rape me for asking please, but what is that dog from?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Seems Legit 0
#113 - chocolatepayne (12/16/2012) [-]
It's from this shitty animated Titanic movie. The Nostalgia Critic reviewed it.
#179 - He's also producing it by the way (I believe). 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... 0
#178 - I just realized that I've never actually seen Cumberbatch in a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... +1
#180 - antisocialtwilight (12/16/2012) [-]
He's really good in Sherlock, I highly recommend it.
That having been said, I haven't seen him in anything besides Sherlock and the new Star Trek trailer. He's still good, though to me, like Daniel Radcliffe will always be Harry Potter, Benny Cumberbatch will always be Sherlock.
User avatar #199 - machinimax (12/16/2012) [-]
I love Sherlock...
But sometimes I cant stand watching him...
Being an asshole and all...
User avatar #188 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
Yeah? I mean, I did try watching it once but it just didn't really appeal to me. I'll give it another shot.
#175 - You know, I never got into Assassin's Creed, but I'm really lo… 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... -1
#173 - WHY MUST EVERYONE BUT ME HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... +3
#195 - jamaicanchucky (12/16/2012) [-]
Don't worry, you'll find that one special child one day. There's one for everyone in need of sexual favors.
#201 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
#165 - That aside...  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... +2
#167 - jamaicanchucky (12/16/2012) [-]
Funny you should ask. The other day I had a wonderful encounter with a delightful young girl in the park.
#173 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
WHY MUST EVERYONE BUT ME HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE!
#195 - jamaicanchucky (12/16/2012) [-]
Don't worry, you'll find that one special child one day. There's one for everyone in need of sexual favors.
#201 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
#164 - This man always seems to confuse my genitals...  [+] (9 new replies) 12/16/2012 on you can’t fly around the... +1
User avatar #174 - antisocialtwilight (12/16/2012) [-]
I'm conflicted. On one hand, Fassbender is in the upcoming Assassin's Creed movie, but on the other hand, Cumberbatch is Sherlock Holmes and he's in the new Star Trek movie.
#178 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
I just realized that I've never actually seen Cumberbatch in anything other than Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
#180 - antisocialtwilight (12/16/2012) [-]
He's really good in Sherlock, I highly recommend it.
That having been said, I haven't seen him in anything besides Sherlock and the new Star Trek trailer. He's still good, though to me, like Daniel Radcliffe will always be Harry Potter, Benny Cumberbatch will always be Sherlock.
User avatar #199 - machinimax (12/16/2012) [-]
I love Sherlock...
But sometimes I cant stand watching him...
Being an asshole and all...
User avatar #188 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
Yeah? I mean, I did try watching it once but it just didn't really appeal to me. I'll give it another shot.
#166 - EdwardNigma (12/16/2012) [-]
He is the star of the Assassins Creed movie being made.
One of my favourite video game series being mad einto a movie with one of my favourite actors.

If they fuck this up, I will murder the shit out of someone.
#182 - antisocialtwilight (12/16/2012) [-]
Should he fail us, we shall come for him, and nothing will stop our vengeance.
User avatar #179 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
He's also producing it by the way (I believe).
#175 - creosote (12/16/2012) [-]
You know, I never got into Assassin's Creed, but I'm really looking forward to the film, because next to Daniel Day-Lewis, Fassbender is my favorite actor.
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
User avatar #98 to #95 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
damn
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User avatar #90 - cohz (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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