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Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
Last Login:6/20/2014
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#1 - I'm sure the good folks of Microsoft are too. 06/12/2013 on I'm probably the only one +2
#42 - I misread the title and thought this was going to be a Mr. Rog… 06/12/2013 on Have you ever been that mad? +2
#255 - Don't be sad, roll. You will be beautiful one day.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Mfw Battlefront at E3 +1
User avatar #256 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
((((
#253 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Mfw Battlefront at E3 0
User avatar #254 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
;-;
#255 - creosote (06/12/2013) [-]
Don't be sad, roll. You will be beautiful one day.
User avatar #256 - roll (06/12/2013) [-]
((((
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Electrons +2
#8 - mraye (06/09/2013) [-]
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Electrons +3
#6 - mraye (06/09/2013) [-]
#7 - creosote (06/09/2013) [-]
#8 - mraye (06/09/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Electrons +3
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#87 - And the best one of all. 06/08/2013 on Jesus 0
#86 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on Jesus 0
#87 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
And the best one of all.
#85 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Jesus 0
#86 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#87 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
And the best one of all.
#84 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Jesus 0
#85 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#86 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#87 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
And the best one of all.
#83 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Jesus 0
#84 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#85 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#86 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#87 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
And the best one of all.
#82 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Jesus 0
#83 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
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#86 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
#87 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
And the best one of all.
#109 - Based on the thumbnail, I thought somebody cosplayed as two do… 06/08/2013 on best cosplay ever +3
#81 - You've done it now. You've activated my pity story saga. So co… 06/08/2013 on The PC stopped working 0
#79 - God, this gif scared me. I thought the dog was going to get ma… 06/08/2013 on The PC stopped working +1
#78 - I had one named Ralph who got a tumor under his right arm that…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The PC stopped working 0
#80 - idividedbyzero (06/08/2013) [-]
It's never easy, a few weeks ago I had to put down my dog Oliver. My mom and I are moving out of state because the bank took our house, and he was getting old so we couldn't take him with us. Organ failure, losing control of his bowels, all that shit. The worst part is that he would have times where he looked like he was a puppy again, chasing after tennis balls and rolling on his back wanting to be pet. Then there would be times where even getting up would cause him to scream in pain. In the end, I was there in his final moments telling him how he was my good boy even as they put the needle in his vein, as his eyes started to cloud and his heart slowing to a stop. He was mans best friend until the end. This is the most recent picture I have.
#81 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
You've done it now. You've activated my pity story saga. So come, have a seat. Feel with me.

I was away in Idaho last year. I was visiting my best friend and having a wonderful time. Out of nowhere I just started to miss my dog uncontrollably, and so on my way home I was getting really excited to be able to see him again. (I had never really been away from my dog for such a long period of time before. We got him as a puppy when I was about six) So once I got home, my mom tells me "Tiger is dead. I didn't want to tell you while you were in Idaho. We put him down yesterday."

Earlier this year, my other dog Shadow, or as we typically called him Puppers, also died. My mom woke me up at around five and tells me "I think Shadow is dying." So I go into my parents room, and there he is laying on the floor, hardly even breathing. My mom leaves for work (the vet wasn't open yet, so we couldn't take him in.) So I'm laying there with him, stroking him and talking to him, and every now and then he'd try to get up, but he just can't. Then abruptly he vomits, his legs go from limp to straight immediately, and his eyes began to fade. It took him awhile to die after that, and I honestly don't know at what point he actually died. His heart would stop and then start again, his breathing would stop and then stop again. It was terrible, but oddly comforting to actually be there with him while he died.
#276 - My God, I played that game for the first time this year. It's …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on xbone 0
User avatar #312 - Hentaifan (06/09/2013) [-]
I used to play it a long time ago, but I got rid of it and don't know where I could get it again.
#139 - That looks like it'd feel unpleasant. 06/08/2013 on Nikolaj Coster-Waldau +1
#64 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Water Galaxy +1
#63 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Water Galaxy +2
#62 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Water Galaxy +2
#63 - Picture 06/08/2013 on my final form 0
#141 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Witty People 0
#86 - I find that bulge comforting. I shall sleep with it in mind. 06/08/2013 on Sweet Dreams +5
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
#97 to #95 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - cohz (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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