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Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
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#118 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #209 at … 08/09/2013 on My life is a lie 0
#298 - I just meant that that's what I think he was talking about. 08/04/2013 on Fuck feminism 0
#94 - Man, I love these stories, yet I have no idea what the … 08/03/2013 on how groups/squads end up in... 0
#243 - Steroids, I reckon. Plus when you exercise simply for the purp…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Fuck feminism +2
User avatar #296 - HarvietheDinkle (08/04/2013) [-]
Those two things are just called being stupid.

Exercise in itself is not bad, as long as you do it right. Males also don't have the same pressure that females do in terms of neglecting safety/health to pursue the ideal figure.

I'm a male, btw, and hate feminazis, but this content isn't the best.
#273 - jinkazama (08/03/2013) [-]
Giant muscles =/= ideal figure. Nobody likes steroid bodies.
User avatar #298 - creosote (08/04/2013) [-]
I just meant that that's what I think he was talking about.
#91 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at … 08/02/2013 on from duuhst to duhhhst 0
#90 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on from duuhst to duhhhst 0
#144 - You don't exist.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe +8
#145 - iloverapingmen (08/02/2013) [-]
Excellent rebuttal wow you showed me
User avatar #155 - rebuttal (08/02/2013) [-]
i'm excellent
User avatar #157 - iloverapingmen (08/02/2013) [-]
Quite clever.
User avatar #158 - rebuttal (08/02/2013) [-]
yea it was a bad idea
#217 - " I haven't heard of any western country brutally killing… 08/02/2013 on Veteran -1
#216 - "but Asian troops do it for fun." This bit highly su…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Veteran -2
User avatar #217 - creosote (08/02/2013) [-]
" I haven't heard of any western country brutally killing all of the men in a village then tying the women to the beds so that anyone who wanted to could go have a good free fuck."
#214 - Seriously? It's not JUST Asians that do that kind of **…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Veteran 0
User avatar #215 - hydraetis (08/02/2013) [-]
Did I say the Asians were the only ones?
User avatar #216 - creosote (08/02/2013) [-]
"but Asian troops do it for fun." This bit highly suggested it.
User avatar #217 - creosote (08/02/2013) [-]
" I haven't heard of any western country brutally killing all of the men in a village then tying the women to the beds so that anyone who wanted to could go have a good free fuck."
#34 - Best part in the whole movie: Harry: You completely p… 08/01/2013 on Good ol' Voldie +1
#33 - No. 08/01/2013 on Good ol' Voldie 0
#120 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #5268834 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Genius 0
User avatar #129 - mennopauze (08/01/2013) [-]
I know I can't pee straight, I just think its the way your peehole is shaped or something. Actually I don't know why I can't pee straight. I do know everytime I pee, it pees in a different direction. So the first second I need to adjust and by then there is already some pee on the floor.
#78 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #3223096 … 07/29/2013 on I miss this channel 0
#77 - For some reason I read this in the voice of the Yes Guy. 07/29/2013 on DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!... +3
#66 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on I miss this channel +1
User avatar #76 - Nightelfbane (07/29/2013) [-]
oi
dont dishonor the memory of geckolickingcheerio
#78 - creosote (07/29/2013) [-]
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #3223096 at Friendly **

No dishonor implied. It just kind of seemed like anytime somebody else posted one of his gifs they'd be thumbed down.
#24 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #5295035 … 07/26/2013 on Super +4
#299 - I'd be too paranoid to try that first one. Wouldn't want to ri… 07/26/2013 on Life Hacks 0
#88 - And fat.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Subway pickup 0
User avatar #89 - wilfredfanforever (07/24/2013) [-]
Worth it
#87 - He's not funny at all in my opinion. This clip is the closest … 06/19/2013 on I'm not that kermitted -1
#69 - My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether … 06/19/2013 on The punchline is in the title +6
#89 - It's from a French film (shocking, I know) called Marquis. 06/17/2013 on Nerdy Facts 5 +1
#67 - Oh God yes, more like this.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Nerdy Facts 5 +2
User avatar #75 - gandalfpointtwo (06/17/2013) [-]
What in oblivion is that!?
User avatar #91 - TarnRazor (06/17/2013) [-]
A Jew
User avatar #89 - creosote (06/17/2013) [-]
It's from a French film (shocking, I know) called Marquis.
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2013) [-]
HEAVEN
#153 - Is that his leg in the last panel or hers?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Slumber party related title 0
User avatar #154 - bigfriendlyginger (06/17/2013) [-]
someone off-screens leg most likely.
#53 - ... And there's the fact that mushrooms are very important to … 06/17/2013 on How sad -1
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
#97 to #95 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - cohz (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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