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Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
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#1 - She ruined a great thing. 09/09/2013 on Facebook (1) +4
#1 - No matter how hard I try, I still have no ******* … 09/09/2013 on Disgusteng 0
#183 - That sounds a little time consuming for "fast" food. 09/09/2013 on Trust your instincts 0
#2 - As the time for me to find a job comes closer and closer, I'm …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2013 on McDickles +11
User avatar #124 - hektoroftroy (09/10/2013) [-]
Just try not to work late night shifts at McDonalds
I've had knives and a gun pulled on me before
User avatar #15 - dreigamos (09/09/2013) [-]
won't happen as often as you think, then again i'm in england and most of these stories seems american etc, however i have been threatened by a German man holding a baguette once
User avatar #130 - creosote (09/10/2013) [-]
I concur with elcreepo.
User avatar #105 - elcreepo (09/10/2013) [-]
You should make it into a story

No seriously that's hilarious
#1 - This is the best thing I've seen on here for a long while …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Twitter Kidders +161
#74 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
>here

>twitter
#43 - wildemu (09/09/2013) [-]
Welcome back to the pits of hell Funnyjunk
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#57 - Socialization is for dorks. 09/09/2013 on This guy gets it +3
#1 - Picture 09/09/2013 on So I was going through my... +10
#135 - That movie just seemed like a completely over-the-top and viol… 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... +1
#49 - Thanks for the explanation. 08/31/2013 on Story Time! 0
#48 - That's new? I'm pretty sure when I first joined I couldn't pos… 08/31/2013 on Story Time! 0
#156 - That's truly horrible, and I hope that at some point your life… 08/27/2013 on Don't be THAT girl 0
#151 - If you're going to go that route, than you should at least con… 08/27/2013 on Don't be THAT girl 0
#445 - Picture 08/27/2013 on Daft Punk had the best... +1
#560 - You brilliant son of a bitch. 08/26/2013 on Prepare to be amazed 0
#5906380 - I am a huge massive faggot that needs 20 dildoes in his ass to… 08/26/2013 on sfw random board 0
#70 - When I was 13, I still watched Sesame Street on occasion and b… 08/26/2013 on Lel, noobs 0
#110 - Seeing as he did not elaborate to the contrary, saying that he… 08/26/2013 on He is the Batman we deserve -2
#47 - Picture 08/26/2013 on Let me just. Nope. But I. Nope +2
#101 - It was also just a political video 08/26/2013 on He is the Batman we deserve +1
#99 - Than you're probably kind of an asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on He is the Batman we deserve -3
#110 - creosote (08/26/2013) [-]
Seeing as he did not elaborate to the contrary, saying that he has fought for less sort of implies that he has gotten into physical fights when physical violence was not inflicted upon him to begin with.
#315 - Actually, although Sweden is a part of Europe, it is NOT actua… 08/26/2013 on Open the door -3
#113 - I masturbate on a regular enough basis that I only had to chec… 08/26/2013 on this is the title +2
#35 - I've been gone off and on for about six months and what is this?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Story Time! +1
User avatar #47 - awesomescorpion (08/29/2013) [-]
lvl 1 users can't vote on content/comments and can't use pics/gifs in their comments, and to get lvl 2 they need 20 thumbs on their content. Guess how the frontpage sorted on newest looks...
User avatar #49 - creosote (08/31/2013) [-]
Thanks for the explanation.
#48 - creosote (08/31/2013) [-]
That's new? I'm pretty sure when I first joined I couldn't post reaction images either until I got to level two, but than again, that's weird that you have to post content to go up a level now, because when I did it it was just from commenting; and I could vote...
I guess that is quite a bit harsher now that I think about it. I should have expected nothing less of Admin :/
#162 - GETTING old? I'd say it got old about a year ago.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Under the mask... 0
User avatar #163 - crazycommando (08/26/2013) [-]
that's what i meant by its getting old...
#178 - Who knew water heaters were used to heat water.. 08/09/2013 on Attempting suicide 0
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
User avatar #98 to #95 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
damn
#97 to #95 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - cohz (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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