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Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
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#2 - You know, you could always just delete your account instead of… 09/19/2013 on (untitled) 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on What does it take to get an... +2
#23 - tobloi (09/19/2013) [-]
Good
#98 - Picture 09/18/2013 on It's kinda sad sometimes 0
#1 - Thank you for that image, OP. NOT. 09/18/2013 on Words of Wisdom +1
#226 - Sadly, I'm not Shaun White. 09/18/2013 on I Liked Redhead's as a kid 0
#224 - Ginger tans are bad, but hardened, crusted over skin is far wo… 09/18/2013 on I Liked Redhead's as a kid +2
#215 - You lucky devil. Mine appear to be fading as well, but I hadn'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I Liked Redhead's as a kid +2
User avatar #221 - mutzaki (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we'd look any better with "ginger tans" (bright pink) anyway.
User avatar #224 - creosote (09/18/2013) [-]
Ginger tans are bad, but hardened, crusted over skin is far worse. There are far greater Hells that the sun has to offer...
#1 - Good on you, James.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Hero +1
User avatar #114 - budddwyer (09/19/2013) [-]
Shaun of the Dead is amazing
#202 - As for the males, we are not the right kind of redhead.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I Liked Redhead's as a kid 0
User avatar #219 - missglorianicole (09/18/2013) [-]
I find Shawn White attractive

Probably just me though...
#226 - creosote (09/18/2013) [-]
Sadly, I'm not Shaun White.
#200 - Redheaded men never get any positive mention.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I Liked Redhead's as a kid +7
User avatar #207 - mutzaki (09/18/2013) [-]
I guess we just don't pull off the freckles and pale, pasty skin. I luckily don't have any facial freckles anymore.
All we can do is try to stay in good shape and find someone who embraces the gingerness.
#243 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/18/2013) [-]
mfw a girl says my ginger hair is cute
#215 - creosote (09/18/2013) [-]
You lucky devil. Mine appear to be fading as well, but I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it. The pasty skin, on the otherhand, is still very much present.
User avatar #221 - mutzaki (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we'd look any better with "ginger tans" (bright pink) anyway.
User avatar #224 - creosote (09/18/2013) [-]
Ginger tans are bad, but hardened, crusted over skin is far worse. There are far greater Hells that the sun has to offer...
#137 - Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasi… 09/18/2013 on Lord Of te Rings 0
#56 - Oh, how I wish I had been an adult during the Clinton years. 09/17/2013 on HEY AMERICA +3
#165 - This comments section is terrible. 09/16/2013 on Thug LIfe has Chosen 0
#1 - Omg! 100% done with this site! 09/16/2013 on Return of the Assassin +1
#35 - YFW the unicorn goes in. 09/15/2013 on Weird Sex Experience +38
#453 - "As far as the girls go, it was my utmost intention to le… 09/14/2013 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill +6
#449 - I hate myself 09/14/2013 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill +5
#13 - Picture 09/12/2013 on Harry stop pls +25
#125 - The first time my key hole froze, I thought the lock was broke… 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada +1
#68 - Getting your teeth pulled always results in the most confusing… 09/11/2013 on LOOP ZOOP 0
#41 - This story makes absolutely no sense, but it's ******* … 09/10/2013 on Masturbating in shower 0
#122 - Picture 09/10/2013 on The Shithouse Poet Returns +1
#1 - All's well until you run out of defrost.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Only in Canada +6
User avatar #11 - SgtTonnerre (09/11/2013) [-]
Dude.... not cool.... happened to me once.
#125 - creosote (09/11/2013) [-]
The first time my key hole froze, I thought the lock was broken. I wasn't even aware of the existence of defrost. It was horrible; but not nearly as bad as when I couldn't get my key out of my ignition, and for about two hours (time I needed for studying) me and a college security guard tried wiggling it free, but low and behold, the problem was that I was still in drive.
#130 - I concur with elcreepo. 09/10/2013 on McDickles 0
#3 - Picture 09/09/2013 on Spider Bro 0
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
#97 to #95 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - cohz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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