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#41 - What if he said that because she's actually horribly disfigure… 04/09/2013 on low self esteem -11
#55 - At least post a link to the article...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Official transcript from... +4
User avatar #76 - creosote (04/09/2013) [-]
Same. Cracked is the best. I would have posted the link myself, but I couldn't remember the title! Cheers!
#98 - Sure didn't cut him no slack, did he? 04/09/2013 on Don't fuck with that turtle. 0
#345 - We have nothing to fear. I'm sure a light wind gust would take… 04/09/2013 on Titel 0
#416 - I thought it was going to be "u"... Shit, I spend mo… 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica 0
#413 - Yeah? And we also have a shit ton of states that are utterly p… 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica +1
#412 - Come on boys! They're stealing our freedom! 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica +1
#3960849 - Don't have one. I'm a ginger. 04/09/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#731 - Hey babe, wanna see a magic trick? 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... +3
#729 - How should I propose to my girlfriend? 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... 0
#26 - I wonder why the artist decided to draw a black box there... 04/08/2013 on des nuts! +8
#134 - **creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at … 04/08/2013 on MFW i find the right porn... +1
#36 - Why don't we just develop toilets that rise mere inches above … 04/08/2013 on Bathroom spiderman #2 0
#534 - Surely at least the man using THE FUCKING DUDE as his avatar h… 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +3
#189 - What the fuck man... A joke... On FunnyJunk? I'm sorry, but th… 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... +1
#186 - I mean, there is a difference between sexual experimentation/c… 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... 0
#180 - Picture 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... 0
#179 - I don't disapprove your question, I just dread answering it no…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... +1
#186 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
I mean, there is a difference between sexual experimentation/confusion and being homosexual, and the same can be said that there is a difference between sexual experimentation/confusion and being straight on the other end of the scale. Now, obviously I'm pretty much just talking out of my ass here, but it sounds about right to me, so I'll just say that this is my view on the matter. Hell, you can have sex with someone of either the same or differing gender, but that does not exactly make you gay or straight it just makes you... Kind of horny for one... or confused or whatever the fuck... This has only gone on so long because I really feel like typing right now. I'll know in a little bit if it was completely idiotic dribble or useful though.
#184 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually was simply joking around, mate. I simply asked and wanted a answer because of your first post and wanted to read your opinion.
I honestly thought you'd answer something like "yes, that's gay" or something like that. However, I liked this answer better.
#189 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
What the fuck man... A joke... On FunnyJunk? I'm sorry, but that's low man. Nah, I'm happy that I pleased you with my answer and not just in a "this guy is a fucking idiot" sort of way. Hopefully.
#175 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... +1
#177 - xanatoasty (04/08/2013) [-]
#180 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
#171 - It happens to the best of us. 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... 0
#165 - You never specified that though, and if you're going to go tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... +1
#168 - killjow (04/08/2013) [-]
Both you're statements are correct i meant to specify but I accidently the sentance
#171 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
It happens to the best of us.
#164 - My computer crashed twice while writing two separate long, tho…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... 0
#169 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
Sucks for you. However, with this answer I have as only answer that your viking doesn't like my question. But I'm still waiting for an answer: Am I.. err, I mean, is that gay?
#179 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't disapprove your question, I just dread answering it now. Not sure exactly why you're so adamant about me answering it though, but no, I don't think that's gay. I mean, I personally don't care for the idea of pretending to be gay, as I don't find it funny in the least, but it's not really gay unless you feel a sense of attraction or arousal, now is it? And even then that could simply be you experiencing something that you find to be new and exciting. I mean, I'm sure most men have experienced homosexual feelings (I sure as Hell have) at some point or another, but does that make you gay? Not necessarily. Hell, nothing MAKES you gay. You either are or you aren't, and I don't believe there's any changing that (psychology seems to agree with the fact that you're born gay, from what I have read).
#186 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
I mean, there is a difference between sexual experimentation/confusion and being homosexual, and the same can be said that there is a difference between sexual experimentation/confusion and being straight on the other end of the scale. Now, obviously I'm pretty much just talking out of my ass here, but it sounds about right to me, so I'll just say that this is my view on the matter. Hell, you can have sex with someone of either the same or differing gender, but that does not exactly make you gay or straight it just makes you... Kind of horny for one... or confused or whatever the fuck... This has only gone on so long because I really feel like typing right now. I'll know in a little bit if it was completely idiotic dribble or useful though.
#184 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually was simply joking around, mate. I simply asked and wanted a answer because of your first post and wanted to read your opinion.
I honestly thought you'd answer something like "yes, that's gay" or something like that. However, I liked this answer better.
#189 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
What the fuck man... A joke... On FunnyJunk? I'm sorry, but that's low man. Nah, I'm happy that I pleased you with my answer and not just in a "this guy is a fucking idiot" sort of way. Hopefully.
#153 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... +1
#197 - toastersburnthings (04/09/2013) [-]
Anon came to the wrong neighborhood...
#174 - xanatoasty (04/08/2013) [-]
#175 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
#177 - xanatoasty (04/08/2013) [-]
#180 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
#148 - Yes, it is. Two girls kissing is just as gay as two guys kis…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Where´s my gun.... +1
#154 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
So.. if I kiss a guy, even if it's a joking attitude, I'm gay? (not like I have or something.. hmm..)
#164 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
My computer crashed twice while writing two separate long, thoughtful walls of rebuttal. That being said, I don't exactly care to type a third one.
#169 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
Sucks for you. However, with this answer I have as only answer that your viking doesn't like my question. But I'm still waiting for an answer: Am I.. err, I mean, is that gay?
#179 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
I don't disapprove your question, I just dread answering it now. Not sure exactly why you're so adamant about me answering it though, but no, I don't think that's gay. I mean, I personally don't care for the idea of pretending to be gay, as I don't find it funny in the least, but it's not really gay unless you feel a sense of attraction or arousal, now is it? And even then that could simply be you experiencing something that you find to be new and exciting. I mean, I'm sure most men have experienced homosexual feelings (I sure as Hell have) at some point or another, but does that make you gay? Not necessarily. Hell, nothing MAKES you gay. You either are or you aren't, and I don't believe there's any changing that (psychology seems to agree with the fact that you're born gay, from what I have read).
#186 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
I mean, there is a difference between sexual experimentation/confusion and being homosexual, and the same can be said that there is a difference between sexual experimentation/confusion and being straight on the other end of the scale. Now, obviously I'm pretty much just talking out of my ass here, but it sounds about right to me, so I'll just say that this is my view on the matter. Hell, you can have sex with someone of either the same or differing gender, but that does not exactly make you gay or straight it just makes you... Kind of horny for one... or confused or whatever the fuck... This has only gone on so long because I really feel like typing right now. I'll know in a little bit if it was completely idiotic dribble or useful though.
#184 - arandomanon (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually was simply joking around, mate. I simply asked and wanted a answer because of your first post and wanted to read your opinion.
I honestly thought you'd answer something like "yes, that's gay" or something like that. However, I liked this answer better.
#189 - creosote (04/08/2013) [-]
What the fuck man... A joke... On FunnyJunk? I'm sorry, but that's low man. Nah, I'm happy that I pleased you with my answer and not just in a "this guy is a fucking idiot" sort of way. Hopefully.
#152 - killjow (04/08/2013) [-]
You're MISUNDERSTANDING the main part of the stament would be the word KISSING which would be emobolded if i wasn't an idiot
#43 - Let's not get too hasty there. 04/08/2013 on no-post-sunday channel +1
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User avatar #106 - alZii (10/27/2012) [-]
Heya, I was hoping I could send you a trade for your items if you no longer need them
Don't mean to sound rude, just wondering
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #96 to #92 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
well shit nigger
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
User avatar #98 to #95 - desmondaltairezio ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
damn
User avatar #97 to #95 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
Blocked
User avatar #90 - cohz (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a beta-as-fuck way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#44 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
If you want to, move to Profile Comments. I'm kind of hunting new stuff to Post and don't really have much else to say.
#45 to #44 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
Except I can't comment on your profile, but mine works too!
In all honesty though, I'm running out of things to say too.
#46 to #45 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
Be friends and talk to me later, aye ?
#47 to #46 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
The Spanish Inquisition is one of my favorite sketches... I even mentioned it in a college essay. How do you keep doing this?   
   
Indeed, seeing as my brain is running quite slow at the moment.
The Spanish Inquisition is one of my favorite sketches... I even mentioned it in a college essay. How do you keep doing this?

Indeed, seeing as my brain is running quite slow at the moment.
#48 to #47 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
I've been into the Python since 1975-80, when it got on American TV. I think it was 70-75 in the UK. Still love it. One of my Avatars is MontyPythonJr.
User avatar #50 to #48 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
How many accounts do you have? Oo

Anyway, I haven't been into them QUITE so long as that. I think I saw the Holy Grail when I was about 12, but only REALLY started getting into them a year or so ago, seeing as I'm only 17 O
O
#55 to #50 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
I was 11-12 when they came on KET (KY Ed. TV). I could not get enough, still can't .
#57 to #55 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah I know. I mean, even when they don't make me laugh I still really enjoy the material. And I really can't see how people could dislike them, which it seems that most people my age have either never heard of them, or just thinks the material is stupid.. I DON'T GET IT!
Yeah I know. I mean, even when they don't make me laugh I still really enjoy the material. And I really can't see how people could dislike them, which it seems that most people my age have either never heard of them, or just thinks the material is stupid.. I DON'T GET IT!
User avatar #52 to #50 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
Why you young whipper snapper ! lol, 21 accounts. I like creating new characters. My flagship is luluQ, that's me.
User avatar #53 to #52 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
Holy shit! I only have the one... I kind of feel like making one that I only post GIF's of Hades though... Well, I salute you for your mass number of accounts, good sir.
User avatar #60 to #53 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
FJ won't let us have capitols or spaces or anything anymore, so it's harder, but how about gifsofhades for a name ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
It just doesn't have much of a ring to it! Nah, that'll probably do fine. Thanks.
#64 to #61 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
or khaos, or purgatory or purrgatory with an evil cat. Sometimes it's easier to pick a favorite Avatar and then name it.
User avatar #62 to #61 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
It was just a starter idea, you can do better. How about chaos
User avatar #63 to #62 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
That would have been better then what I settled for. I think I'll delete it and remake it later (plus I now realize I don't have nearly enough Hades based reactions).
#67 to #63 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
terrychapman with this avatar's ok. Or if taken, something like terryxxchapman.
#65 to #63 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
You'll get thru it, lol.   Hope you make a masterpiece.  (for a joke:  How about barfarama)
You'll get thru it, lol. Hope you make a masterpiece. (for a joke: How about barfarama)
User avatar #66 to #65 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
That would be pretty great... An account which only features puking. I'd be interested in seeing if I'd become a God of thumbs, get banned, or worst of all, just be someone that nobody notices. Like right now -_-
#68 to #66 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
I really think they'll notice barfarama....that makes me want it, lol. You can have a main theme without Only doing one thing. You can still have a full personality around and about the theme. I'm a cat theme here, but I'll do dog posts if it's a good one, etc...
User avatar #70 to #68 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
I do see your point though, and I may do that.
User avatar #69 to #68 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
As is I just say whatever comes to mind really, but I'd like to have a key focus with any other account. You can have it by the way. It was your idea and I'm not sure how often I'd get around to using it.
User avatar #71 to #69 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
It's kinda gross, too, after a while. IDK.
User avatar #72 to #71 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
I imagine that after awhile you'd be pretty desensitized to it.
User avatar #74 to #72 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
I gotta' sleep. It's almost 2 am here. 'Nite.
User avatar #73 to #72 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
I think flesheater has, to be more specific. The Mongrel is a gore Master...I can hardly stand it, lol.
User avatar #75 to #73 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
Never stumbled upon either. G'night!
#77 to #75 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #76 to #75 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
Flesheater and Mongrel are 2 names of same Aussie. I only mention him 'cause he's usually all over my Profile with stuff like this.
User avatar #54 to #53 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
I think I'll do that now, actually...
#56 to #54 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanx, and good luck with it. Good Night.
User avatar #78 to #56 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
Even this thread is getting full, but you have my sympathy :O
User avatar #79 to #78 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #58 to #56 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
Nah, the names taken, (which I should have guessed) so I see no point now :/
User avatar #59 to #58 - luluQ (07/31/2012) [-]
My way of having a Monty Python name when it was taken was to add the Jr and Mystic Cat was taken so I just did MYSTICxxCAT and it's mine. Re-configure the name you're after.
#51 to #50 - creosote (07/31/2012) [-]
What happened to my bug eyed face things!
#38 - N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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