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#145 - I tiger man I'm not good at this. 05/22/2013 on Bread Crusades Happy 0
#188 - HOLY ******* **** . Watching that was… 05/22/2013 on Battletoads +1
#139 - I think he's mainly confused by how such a beautiful restauran…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Battletoads +1
User avatar #141 - thespacecore (05/22/2013) [-]
That's only the deserts that are good. But they probably buy those from somewhere
#136 - Well, I guess I'll just have to watch it in that case. I'm intrigued.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Battletoads 0
User avatar #140 - thespacecore (05/22/2013) [-]
Worth the 40 minutes. It's so fucking ridiculous.
User avatar #188 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Watching that was one of the most uncomfortable moments I've experienced in recent memory.
User avatar #139 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
I think he's mainly confused by how such a beautiful restaurant with such beautiful food can be so Goddamned horrible. I myself am baffled.
User avatar #141 - thespacecore (05/22/2013) [-]
That's only the deserts that are good. But they probably buy those from somewhere
#121 - It's weird, in these still shots I imagine Gordon talking in a…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Battletoads +5
User avatar #154 - andrewjla (05/22/2013) [-]
quite the opposite in this episode...I was surprised
User avatar #130 - IAmManbearpig (05/22/2013) [-]
he was pretty calm, but I think mostly because he was just so baffled at their stupidity.
User avatar #136 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, I guess I'll just have to watch it in that case. I'm intrigued.
User avatar #140 - thespacecore (05/22/2013) [-]
Worth the 40 minutes. It's so fucking ridiculous.
User avatar #188 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Watching that was one of the most uncomfortable moments I've experienced in recent memory.
User avatar #139 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
I think he's mainly confused by how such a beautiful restaurant with such beautiful food can be so Goddamned horrible. I myself am baffled.
User avatar #141 - thespacecore (05/22/2013) [-]
That's only the deserts that are good. But they probably buy those from somewhere
User avatar #127 - thespacecore (05/22/2013) [-]
I cannot believe how he kept his cool during this episode.
User avatar #125 - HorriblyCrazy (05/22/2013) [-]
Nope, he was actually pretty calm.
#141 - Nobody. Not a single person out of the thousands that frequent… 05/22/2013 on TOO METAL 0
#139 - Picture 05/22/2013 on TOO METAL 0
#169 - Paying an extra fee to buy a used game pretty much destroys th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on PS4 vs Xbox One 0
User avatar #174 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
Especially when the fee costs as much as the average used game.

Added on with the fact that it doesn't always need to be connected to the internet, but does need to be connected once every 24 hours, it's bundled with the Kinect and must be connected at all times, as well as a bunch of other shit that makes me want to never buy this.
#267 - This would have been funnier 05/22/2013 on Xbox One +1
#138 - Jesus, that has to be one of the worst imaginable moves possib…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on PS4 vs Xbox One 0
User avatar #156 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
You can buy a used game, but to play it on your profile you have to pay a fucking fee to link it to that profile. It's absolutely absurd. I love my 360 and think it's much better than a PS3 but the things that microsoft is fucking with are just unacceptable. I may end up getting a PS4 (unless Valve gets off their ass and actually makes their own console like they said they would)
#173 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Thats all rumors still
User avatar #169 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Paying an extra fee to buy a used game pretty much destroys the whole purpose of buying a game used. Rubbish.
User avatar #174 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
Especially when the fee costs as much as the average used game.

Added on with the fact that it doesn't always need to be connected to the internet, but does need to be connected once every 24 hours, it's bundled with the Kinect and must be connected at all times, as well as a bunch of other shit that makes me want to never buy this.
#133 - There's nothing quite as great as watching TV... On an Xbox...… 05/22/2013 on PS4 vs Xbox One 0
#126 - Why all of this sudden hate for the Xbox and love for the Play…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/22/2013 on PS4 vs Xbox One +4
#133 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
There's nothing quite as great as watching TV... On an Xbox... On the TV...
User avatar #128 - XTakedownpaladinX (05/22/2013) [-]
It's due to the fact that you have to have a internet connection to use it and you cannot play borrowed games.
User avatar #155 - uptightmonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
it's been confirmed that no internet connection required
User avatar #360 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
Nope. Major Nelson confirmed that you need to connect once every day.
User avatar #138 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Jesus, that has to be one of the worst imaginable moves possible as far as marketing goes. Are you even able to buy and play used games on it, or do you have to buy everything new?
User avatar #156 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
You can buy a used game, but to play it on your profile you have to pay a fucking fee to link it to that profile. It's absolutely absurd. I love my 360 and think it's much better than a PS3 but the things that microsoft is fucking with are just unacceptable. I may end up getting a PS4 (unless Valve gets off their ass and actually makes their own console like they said they would)
#173 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Thats all rumors still
User avatar #169 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Paying an extra fee to buy a used game pretty much destroys the whole purpose of buying a game used. Rubbish.
User avatar #174 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
Especially when the fee costs as much as the average used game.

Added on with the fact that it doesn't always need to be connected to the internet, but does need to be connected once every 24 hours, it's bundled with the Kinect and must be connected at all times, as well as a bunch of other shit that makes me want to never buy this.
#131 - vparrish (05/22/2013) [-]
I thought that was on the PS4 too?
User avatar #147 - Thenewguygunther (05/22/2013) [-]
they haven't said anything about it publicly yet, if they did have it planned they have probably removed it and will act like it was never there, by waiting they got to see public opinion on the issue with no real harm to them
#150 - vparrish (05/22/2013) [-]
You'd think public opinion on it would have been obvious. The used gaming market is actually pretty big. The game store I go to said that 34% of their income comes from used games.
#181 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
That's why they don't like it. Gamestop make 40% or more of its profits from used games and the publishers and developers get no money from it. Why should gamestop make millions for being the middle man?
User avatar #362 - thewaronbeingcool (05/22/2013) [-]
Used car dealerships make 100% of their profits from used cars and the manufacturers get no money from it.

You don't see Ford throwing a bitch fit about that. What makes the game industry so fucking special?
#214 - vparrish (05/22/2013) [-]
But the publishers do make money from any of the DLC that people buy for these games, so it's not like they're getting totally cut out of the market.
User avatar #153 - Thenewguygunther (05/22/2013) [-]
it wasn't to see if it was liked, most likely it would have been to see how reviled it was, if it went through and everyone was like, well this sucks but i can live with it, they would have followed suit and done the same thing, but as everyone's reaction was "HOLY FUCKBALLS, NO USED GAMES XBOX SUCKS DICK" they see that public opinion is strongly against it. Also it allows them to see how people who really matter to companies, marketers, stockholders, owners and the board, react, if everyone hated it but Microsoft's stock went up 30 points, Sony would release it against the will of the consumer
#159 - vparrish (05/22/2013) [-]
True enough. I know I wont be buying an Xbox because of it and the forced online. Thats some bullshit.
#178 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Still just rumors
User avatar #390 - Thenewguygunther (05/22/2013) [-]
not rumors anymore, they said it won't be always online but it needs to have a connection at least once every 24 hours to update, which means that if you are in an area with bad internet connection/ no internet connection you can only use it for 24 hours before it goes defunct
User avatar #161 - Thenewguygunther (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel ya brother, I have had a sony system and a nintendo system since the 90's and feel no need to switch now
User avatar #135 - XTakedownpaladinX (05/22/2013) [-]
I don't think so but I haven't looked or heared anything about the PS4
#84 - Careful now! Don't want adeem to delete your comment. He seems… 05/22/2013 on cranberries +2
#83 - "Please like my facebook page" 05/22/2013 on cranberries +39
#157 - That's horrible, man. The legal system is ****** ,… 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy 0
#152 - Sounds kinda familiar... 05/22/2013 on Bright minds of our generation +5
#151 - HFW 05/22/2013 on Bright minds of our generation +1
#147 - Well, thank God I've decided to play it safe by not having sex…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy +2
User avatar #150 - dafiltafish (05/22/2013) [-]
after some fact-checking, i am wrong. so is the image.

the law states that if a person is 11-12 the oldest sexual partner they can be exposed to must be at most 14 (within 2 years), 14-15 is 3, and 16-18 is 4. HOWEVER, we have some of the strictest and most exploitable laws surrounding this. if you have a decent lawyer, you can theoretically be imprisoned for life for being outside 1 day of the time limit or (oddly) clearly be out of the time limit and get off scott free.

so yeah... it is "sort of" 16.
#142 - Just so I have this right: You were 18 and your girlfriend was…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy 0
#154 - naodell (05/22/2013) [-]
Alright story time.

While I was in highschool as a senior I was dating a sophomore. Our age difference was about 2 1/4 years.

I turned 18, while she was still 15 and would be 15 for another 2 months.

I grew up in a small town in Marion, MT and we all knew eachother. The distance from my house to her house was about 1/2 mile and not a horrible walk at night. So just about everynight I would walk to her place and we would have sex/talk/sleep together until 4:30 then I would go home and go to school like normal.

This was great until winter, we kept on seeing eachother but I didn't think about the snow, and her dad found my footprints going to her window.

Given that I didn't know about this at the time I just kept going over until one night he just knocked on the bedroom door and told us to come out and talk.

Was more yelling and threatening me when we were in the living room. Threatened to press charges of statuary rape against me and I just said bring it on.

Ended up in court, with his daughter trying to explain that it was nothing but consent. Being that she was under 18 he father spoke for her and said it wasn't, and whatever she said didn't matter at all. I was charged with statuary rape, and had to register as a sex offender at the age of 18.

Moved into the city and haven't heard from her since.

Caught during January, convicted in March.

And damn haven't told this story in a while haha.
#157 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
That's horrible, man. The legal system is fucked, I mean, just because you don't want your children to be sexually active should not give you any LEGAL say over what happens to the person sexing your kin. It is their body, and their choice. I mean, it's not like you were some old pervert in search of young snatch...
Anyways, consensus: Don't apply for work at a school or daycare.
#136 - Well, then go for it! 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy 0
#132 - Here's a definition Noun The age at which a perso…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy 0
#134 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
I just wanted to make sure because where I live (Illinois) the age is 17.
and I'm 17 (male).
User avatar #136 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, then go for it!
#131 - Because I think it's funny and it reminds me of what a whorish… 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy +2
#128 - Double checking wouldn't hurt, but I believe it's true (regard…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy +1
#130 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
Does consent just relate to sexual encounters or is there some other aspects it means too?
User avatar #132 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's a definition

Noun
The age at which a person's, typically a girl's, consent to sexual intercourse is valid in law.

This guy gives a fantastic answer: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080918181957AAdLFfP
#134 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
I just wanted to make sure because where I live (Illinois) the age is 17.
and I'm 17 (male).
User avatar #136 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, then go for it!
#275 - I don't know why, but I always get filled with hate and rage w… 05/22/2013 on Pokemon X and Y +2
#123 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy +10
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#147 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, thank God I've decided to play it safe by not having sex with anyone under 18... Or over 18... "decided"
User avatar #150 - dafiltafish (05/22/2013) [-]
after some fact-checking, i am wrong. so is the image.

the law states that if a person is 11-12 the oldest sexual partner they can be exposed to must be at most 14 (within 2 years), 14-15 is 3, and 16-18 is 4. HOWEVER, we have some of the strictest and most exploitable laws surrounding this. if you have a decent lawyer, you can theoretically be imprisoned for life for being outside 1 day of the time limit or (oddly) clearly be out of the time limit and get off scott free.

so yeah... it is "sort of" 16.
#139 - naodell (05/22/2013) [-]
18 in Montana :/



Source: Convicted of Statuary rape after girlfriend dumped me.
#142 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Just so I have this right: You were 18 and your girlfriend was 16 and their verdict was statutory, or did they have a hearing and rule against the charges?

Also, how long ago was this? (I don't question that it happened, I'm just interested in knowing the outcome and details)
#154 - naodell (05/22/2013) [-]
Alright story time.

While I was in highschool as a senior I was dating a sophomore. Our age difference was about 2 1/4 years.

I turned 18, while she was still 15 and would be 15 for another 2 months.

I grew up in a small town in Marion, MT and we all knew eachother. The distance from my house to her house was about 1/2 mile and not a horrible walk at night. So just about everynight I would walk to her place and we would have sex/talk/sleep together until 4:30 then I would go home and go to school like normal.

This was great until winter, we kept on seeing eachother but I didn't think about the snow, and her dad found my footprints going to her window.

Given that I didn't know about this at the time I just kept going over until one night he just knocked on the bedroom door and told us to come out and talk.

Was more yelling and threatening me when we were in the living room. Threatened to press charges of statuary rape against me and I just said bring it on.

Ended up in court, with his daughter trying to explain that it was nothing but consent. Being that she was under 18 he father spoke for her and said it wasn't, and whatever she said didn't matter at all. I was charged with statuary rape, and had to register as a sex offender at the age of 18.

Moved into the city and haven't heard from her since.

Caught during January, convicted in March.

And damn haven't told this story in a while haha.
#157 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
That's horrible, man. The legal system is fucked, I mean, just because you don't want your children to be sexually active should not give you any LEGAL say over what happens to the person sexing your kin. It is their body, and their choice. I mean, it's not like you were some old pervert in search of young snatch...
Anyways, consensus: Don't apply for work at a school or daycare.
User avatar #129 - atrocitustheking (05/22/2013) [-]
Why do you have that image?
#131 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Because I think it's funny and it reminds me of what a whorish state I live in?
#127 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
Is that map true, and by true I mean recognized as official ages of consent by the Federal government and court system?
#128 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Double checking wouldn't hurt, but I believe it's true (regardless, I'd stick with 18 to be on the safe side, personally).
Forgive this unrelated gif, I simply never get to use it.
#130 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
Does consent just relate to sexual encounters or is there some other aspects it means too?
User avatar #132 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's a definition

Noun
The age at which a person's, typically a girl's, consent to sexual intercourse is valid in law.

This guy gives a fantastic answer: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080918181957AAdLFfP
#134 - tyroneisanigger (05/22/2013) [-]
I just wanted to make sure because where I live (Illinois) the age is 17.
and I'm 17 (male).
User avatar #136 - creosote (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, then go for it!
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
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User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
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User avatar #90 - cohz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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