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#182 - I jumped when that first started moving. I'm happy I emptied m… 09/30/2012 on The longer you look... +1
#298 - MFW I have to poop but I want to finish reading the Frontpage first 09/30/2012 on When i was young +1
#410 - I thought your image was a gif  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2012 on Opposite Day +3
User avatar #746 - angelmatvey (09/30/2012) [-]
Nope, it's a still image.

But I'm definitely saving that gif for future use
#752 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
I know, it's a great gif. I over used it though :/
#33 - How have I never seen this.. 09/30/2012 on No punchline here 0
#53 - **** , you got to it first 09/30/2012 on Not mine. +6
#52 - You can see her mouth through her arm...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on Not mine. +9
#64 - GShock (09/30/2012) [-]
#49 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Not mine. +22
#53 - Sound logic until you realize that once they know who he is, a…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2012 on batman bin supraman +22
User avatar #62 - antisocialtwilight (09/30/2012) [-]
1.) Kryptonite isn't like common graphite that you can just find laying around on the ground
2.) Superman has Super-hearing, so he would hear you sneaking around. Then, he could just throw his bed at you.
3.)The more logical thing to do would be to kill his parents, pin it on someone innocent, and send him into a bloodrage, where he would kill that person and look evil, which would scar Superman for life.
#102 - darknesincontrol (09/30/2012) [-]
Metallo has a krypyonite heart
he just need to rub chest to chest with supes....
#77 - alpacino (09/30/2012) [-]
Except Lex produces it whenever the fuck he wants to. Macguffins are shit.
#71 - cryoshock (09/30/2012) [-]
Why aren't you a super villain yet?
User avatar #74 - hhhghhg (09/30/2012) [-]
what if he is, but he hasnt set a plan into motion yet?
#244 - MFW a TV series ends... 09/30/2012 on That Feel +2
#40 - What a strange fetish... 09/30/2012 on 2 players +1
#108 - What ******* retard... 09/30/2012 on Mayans r dum -1
#270 - Minus the neck, she's actually really attractive!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on BE ADVISED +3
User avatar #277 - goldenpotato (09/30/2012) [-]
Agreed.
#92 - God damnit FJ! All I did was post a related image. There was n… 09/30/2012 on Fuck you Zelda -2
#166 - That's just scary. 09/30/2012 on dear santa.... +1
#82 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2012 on Fuck you Zelda -10
#88 - thatannoyinbastrd (09/30/2012) [-]
#92 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
God damnit FJ! All I did was post a related image. There was no malice included!
#71 - I have no suitable reaction image for this post.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2012 on Cops just wanna have fun +8
#77 - amuter (09/30/2012) [-]
Me neither!
#91 - sherlockbatman (09/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #94 - redwolfradolf (09/30/2012) [-]
I haven't seen this show in a decade.....

But weren't they related?
#72 - nzanedk (09/30/2012) [-]
But a nice mangina is accepted everywhere, good sir
#132 - "did the book have pictures you could use?"  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2012 on but papa 0
User avatar #177 - mitchellking (09/30/2012) [-]
... If you're going to make a picture with a caption on it i would rather see a screen cap from a movie than a picture of a book. I would also prefer if you didnt live on this planet.
#179 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
Oh man, my bad! I thought you were implying that the book not having pictures in it was a valid reason for people not to read it!
#152 - Yeah, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are… 09/30/2012 on The fuck? 0
#222 - The fact that Myspace still exists... 09/30/2012 on Title +21
#214 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Title +1
#145 - Meh, I don't know, I just find people like him and Quentin Tar…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? 0
#146 - drfranky (09/29/2012) [-]
Quentin Tarantino only made a few good films. I too believe people praise him for no reason what so fucking ever. I just like Tim's atmosphere, the dark imagery he uses and halloweenish shit.

MEecpectedFW or if I watch frankenweenie
#152 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are the only ones of his that I like, but everything else else is just "meh." Yeah, I often like the atmosphere, but overall... He really just needs to adapt. We all know exactly what to expect from him byt now, and it wasn't always like that...

Is that amazement or horror?
#94 - Agreed. The movies okay, but the book is amazing. 09/29/2012 on but papa +3
#92 - You guys are aware that this is a book as well, right?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2012 on but papa -1
User avatar #129 - mitchellking (09/30/2012) [-]
People are more likely to see a movie than read a book, plus did the book have pictures you could use?
#132 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
"did the book have pictures you could use?"
User avatar #177 - mitchellking (09/30/2012) [-]
... If you're going to make a picture with a caption on it i would rather see a screen cap from a movie than a picture of a book. I would also prefer if you didnt live on this planet.
#179 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
Oh man, my bad! I thought you were implying that the book not having pictures in it was a valid reason for people not to read it!
#142 - You don't want to know what I think.... We'll just say I …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? 0
#144 - drfranky (09/29/2012) [-]
dang man you hate dis nigga dis bad
#145 - creosote (09/29/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know, I just find people like him and Quentin Tarantino to be highly overrated. Sure, their work is typically beautiful, but they're just too full of themselves and so they lose sight of how to actually make good movies. As for Frankenweenie, it just kind of looks like yet another misstep for him.
MFW watching one of his movies.
#146 - drfranky (09/29/2012) [-]
Quentin Tarantino only made a few good films. I too believe people praise him for no reason what so fucking ever. I just like Tim's atmosphere, the dark imagery he uses and halloweenish shit.

MEecpectedFW or if I watch frankenweenie
#152 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are the only ones of his that I like, but everything else else is just "meh." Yeah, I often like the atmosphere, but overall... He really just needs to adapt. We all know exactly what to expect from him byt now, and it wasn't always like that...

Is that amazement or horror?
#137 - I'm relieved. I honestly don't care for him anymore either. I …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2012 on The fuck? 0
User avatar #139 - drfranky (09/29/2012) [-]
How do you reckon Frankenweenie will turn out?
#142 - creosote (09/29/2012) [-]
You don't want to know what I think....
We'll just say I have absolutely no interest in seeing that movie. EVER.
#144 - drfranky (09/29/2012) [-]
dang man you hate dis nigga dis bad
#145 - creosote (09/29/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know, I just find people like him and Quentin Tarantino to be highly overrated. Sure, their work is typically beautiful, but they're just too full of themselves and so they lose sight of how to actually make good movies. As for Frankenweenie, it just kind of looks like yet another misstep for him.
MFW watching one of his movies.
#146 - drfranky (09/29/2012) [-]
Quentin Tarantino only made a few good films. I too believe people praise him for no reason what so fucking ever. I just like Tim's atmosphere, the dark imagery he uses and halloweenish shit.

MEecpectedFW or if I watch frankenweenie
#152 - creosote (09/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are the only ones of his that I like, but everything else else is just "meh." Yeah, I often like the atmosphere, but overall... He really just needs to adapt. We all know exactly what to expect from him byt now, and it wasn't always like that...

Is that amazement or horror?
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
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User avatar #90 - cohz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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