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Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
Last Login:6/20/2014
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Content Thumbs: 2255 total,  2593 ,  338
Comment Thumbs: 21228 total,  24173 ,  2945
Content Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 21.3% (213/1000)
Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
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Times Content Favorited:171 times
Total Comments Made:5873
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#78 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Daddy of the Year! +6
User avatar #127 - darkjustifier (10/02/2012) [-]
Now that takes imagination.
User avatar #147 - creosote (10/02/2012) [-]
Imagination which I do not posses :/
#636 - I know that feel... 10/02/2012 on Feels 0
#482 - WTF just happened? O_O 10/02/2012 on Ladies and Gentlemen, The... 0
#579 - Picture 10/02/2012 on Lennon +7
#1325 - Picture 10/02/2012 on Trolled Hard 0
#1322 - This comments section is tainted.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Trolled Hard +2
#1324 - fourtwentyblazeit (10/02/2012) [-]
#54 - <----  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on The Question +42
#55 - tacblack (10/02/2012) [-]
#82 - I guess I better just nut up than. 10/02/2012 on Story of my life 0
#57 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure there were a few times I could have gott…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Story of my life +3
User avatar #58 - nevermentioned (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I almost didn't but then I was like "fuck it I'm doing this" and now I got a girlfriend. I think it was worth it.
#82 - creosote (10/02/2012) [-]
I guess I better just nut up than.
#55 - Yeah, I guess it's probable, but I've yet to find her.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Story of my life +2
User avatar #65 - anaphase (10/01/2012) [-]
I know that if I was a girl I'd finger myself to creosote.


Mmm. Creosote.
#209 - Picture 10/01/2012 on People. +1
#52 - I've never asked a girl out before, but I'm sure they would la…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Story of my life +15
User avatar #56 - nevermentioned (10/01/2012) [-]
I didn't until just really recently. It's hard as fuck though.
#57 - creosote (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there were a few times I could have gotten someone to date me, but I always blow it by either waiting too long to ask them (they get a boyfriend) or I simply wuss out.
User avatar #58 - nevermentioned (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I almost didn't but then I was like "fuck it I'm doing this" and now I got a girlfriend. I think it was worth it.
#82 - creosote (10/02/2012) [-]
I guess I better just nut up than.
User avatar #53 - skatepimp (10/01/2012) [-]
Don't be so sure man

There is at least 1 girl who has fingered herself thinking about you.
#55 - creosote (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess it's probable, but I've yet to find her.
User avatar #65 - anaphase (10/01/2012) [-]
I know that if I was a girl I'd finger myself to creosote.


Mmm. Creosote.
#2 - Amazing how he can continue singing while vomiting. Multitaski…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Justin Bieber throws up on... +5
#3 - standingbehindyou (10/02/2012) [-]
Ah, an easy mistake to make.
You see, his music sounds like vomiting, so it's hard to distinguish both sounds.
#1 - Comment deleted 10/01/2012 on Justin Bieber throws up on... 0
#168 - Picture 10/01/2012 on marketing doing it right +8
#60 - There was a fire fight! 10/01/2012 on Here's Johnny +2
#35 - Picture 10/01/2012 on Bitch Be Board +1
#32 - Friend: What are you up to? Me: What? Friend: What are… 10/01/2012 on Social Awkward +16
#56 - Oh God, it's funny because we've all heard this joke before! 10/01/2012 on Nerd couple? +2
#45 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Instagram Users +20
User avatar #46 - thecakeislegit (10/01/2012) [-]
WOW, that sucked big fat shit. I wonder how many thumbs it has. Can't be to many everyone in the comments is bashing it...


ALL HAIL THE ZOOM IN FEATURE OF CHROME
User avatar #54 - kalashnikova (10/01/2012) [-]
every single thing in windows can be zoomed. just hold Ctrl and scroll your mouse, or if your on a laptop pinch the touchpad if its multi touch..
#67 - standingbehindyou (10/01/2012) [-]
#102 - Picture 10/01/2012 on This Kid +2
#69 - please. 10/01/2012 on Is it? 0
#67 - Bitch,  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Is it? 0
#69 - creosote (10/01/2012) [-]
please.
#42 - Did he impale a baby... with his dick? 10/01/2012 on Flippin' tables! +1
#178 - Me too bro... Me too... 10/01/2012 on flirting +6
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
#97 to #95 - goldenkirby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 - cohz ONLINE (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a ************ way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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