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Date Signed Up:2/06/2011
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#97 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Larry David +3
#106 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Those were good days. +5
#105 - I think you know EXACTLY how it got a thumb up. 06/05/2013 on Those were good days. +5
#103 - Not so fun fact: The original Blue Power Ranger quit because a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Those were good days. +10
User avatar #119 - stallwallwriter (06/05/2013) [-]
Just to clarify, I thumbed because your fact was sad but interesting, not because I like it when gay people are bullied.
#131 - creosote (06/05/2013) [-]
That was my assumption.
#118 - That guy makes goofy Goddamn sexy in comparison. 06/05/2013 on Hair invasion +1
#116 - Thanks man!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Hair invasion +1
#117 - takesomemorewater (06/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#118 - creosote (06/05/2013) [-]
That guy makes goofy Goddamn sexy in comparison.
#61 - I always forget how fucking choppy and slow this gif is...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Hair invasion +18
#80 - tankerdude (06/03/2013) [-]
#129 - My friend's mother informed him once that she is a squirter an… 06/03/2013 on This is how you do it. +1
#58 - Bitch, please.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Hair invasion +9
#100 - takesomemorewater (06/03/2013) [-]
Here you go, my friend
#116 - creosote (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
#117 - takesomemorewater (06/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#118 - creosote (06/05/2013) [-]
That guy makes goofy Goddamn sexy in comparison.
#61 - creosote (06/03/2013) [-]
I always forget how fucking choppy and slow this gif is...
#80 - tankerdude (06/03/2013) [-]
#160 - The thought of an entire country being bereft of Netflix bring…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Wait...What? +1
#161 - butterisgood (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't mind it. If you know how to select individual files from torrent downloads, you're golden!
#157 - It's all on Netflix. And when I say all, I mean that I'm prett…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Wait...What? +1
#158 - butterisgood (06/01/2013) [-]
Cool, i don't have netflix in my country so i wouldn't know

If you need to watch those lost episodes i have links where you can download them.
#160 - creosote (06/03/2013) [-]
The thought of an entire country being bereft of Netflix brings me great sadness. I will pray for you, and your country.
Anyways, if I find out that there are any episodes that aren't on there, I'll take you up on that!
#161 - butterisgood (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't mind it. If you know how to select individual files from torrent downloads, you're golden!
#38 - Is this all you do on here? 05/31/2013 on Hipster wins for once +2
#84 - As much as I would love to bask in this false hope, considerin… 05/31/2013 on Two Films, One Sentence +1
#78 - Two abortions. One conversation. The third one was horrible in…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Two Films, One Sentence +1
User avatar #81 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Let's just hope that they don't fuck up so bad after so many years.
#84 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
As much as I would love to bask in this false hope, considering how many times it's been pushed back, I'd say it's a guaranteed failure.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_4
#74 - I personally found the sheer number of casualties to be obnoxi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Two Films, One Sentence +1
User avatar #76 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Nothing but pain? Have you not seen the third movie?
JP3 is in my top 10 worst movies of all times.
#78 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
Two abortions. One conversation. The third one was horrible in all regards. The only things I enjoyed were Mr. Noodle (as I knew him to be named at the time) and the return of Doctor Grant. Everything else... Jesus... Probably not as bad as the possible fourth movie will be, though.
User avatar #81 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Let's just hope that they don't fuck up so bad after so many years.
#84 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
As much as I would love to bask in this false hope, considering how many times it's been pushed back, I'd say it's a guaranteed failure.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_4
#64 - Don't remind us of that "movie."  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Two Films, One Sentence +2
User avatar #66 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna say it was a good movie...
But the fact that the dinosaurs kill so many is entertaining
#74 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I personally found the sheer number of casualties to be obnoxious and silly, even as a child. I mean, the part when the dudes were walking through the grass and being picked off by raptors without even noticing. Or the guy who gets eaten because he gets spooked by a coral snake... That movie has brought me nothing but pain.
User avatar #76 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Nothing but pain? Have you not seen the third movie?
JP3 is in my top 10 worst movies of all times.
#78 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
Two abortions. One conversation. The third one was horrible in all regards. The only things I enjoyed were Mr. Noodle (as I knew him to be named at the time) and the return of Doctor Grant. Everything else... Jesus... Probably not as bad as the possible fourth movie will be, though.
User avatar #81 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Let's just hope that they don't fuck up so bad after so many years.
#84 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
As much as I would love to bask in this false hope, considering how many times it's been pushed back, I'd say it's a guaranteed failure.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_4
#38 - Not a single convincing Scottish accent. Including the real ones. 05/31/2013 on Braveheart +1
#26 - "half the amount of sex less" 05/31/2013 on Facebook +13
#155 - I'll be honest. It's slow going as I'm usually pretty busy so,…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Wait...What? +1
#156 - butterisgood (05/31/2013) [-]
Well you should so you can catch the two references they'll make to the old series on the 50th.

Also are you watching it somewhere online or did you download them?
#157 - creosote (06/01/2013) [-]
It's all on Netflix. And when I say all, I mean that I'm pretty sure it's every single episode they'd made with the exception of any episodes which may have been lost (and the current season).
#158 - butterisgood (06/01/2013) [-]
Cool, i don't have netflix in my country so i wouldn't know

If you need to watch those lost episodes i have links where you can download them.
#160 - creosote (06/03/2013) [-]
The thought of an entire country being bereft of Netflix brings me great sadness. I will pray for you, and your country.
Anyways, if I find out that there are any episodes that aren't on there, I'll take you up on that!
#161 - butterisgood (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't mind it. If you know how to select individual files from torrent downloads, you're golden!
#58 - I didn't understand what was going on with this content until …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Two Films, One Sentence +3
User avatar #59 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
The first one would have been jurassic park 2 with a better cast.
#64 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
Don't remind us of that "movie."
User avatar #66 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna say it was a good movie...
But the fact that the dinosaurs kill so many is entertaining
#74 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I personally found the sheer number of casualties to be obnoxious and silly, even as a child. I mean, the part when the dudes were walking through the grass and being picked off by raptors without even noticing. Or the guy who gets eaten because he gets spooked by a coral snake... That movie has brought me nothing but pain.
User avatar #76 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Nothing but pain? Have you not seen the third movie?
JP3 is in my top 10 worst movies of all times.
#78 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
Two abortions. One conversation. The third one was horrible in all regards. The only things I enjoyed were Mr. Noodle (as I knew him to be named at the time) and the return of Doctor Grant. Everything else... Jesus... Probably not as bad as the possible fourth movie will be, though.
User avatar #81 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Let's just hope that they don't fuck up so bad after so many years.
#84 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
As much as I would love to bask in this false hope, considering how many times it's been pushed back, I'd say it's a guaranteed failure.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_4
#153 - I knew you were talking about it in Doctor Who. I was expressi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Wait...What? 0
#154 - butterisgood (05/31/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, it was me who misunderstood what you said.

You said you started watching them in sequence, which episode are you on now?
#155 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I'll be honest. It's slow going as I'm usually pretty busy so, I think I'm on like, the third episode... Once my quarter ends I'll probably sit down and watch it religiously though.
#156 - butterisgood (05/31/2013) [-]
Well you should so you can catch the two references they'll make to the old series on the 50th.

Also are you watching it somewhere online or did you download them?
#157 - creosote (06/01/2013) [-]
It's all on Netflix. And when I say all, I mean that I'm pretty sure it's every single episode they'd made with the exception of any episodes which may have been lost (and the current season).
#158 - butterisgood (06/01/2013) [-]
Cool, i don't have netflix in my country so i wouldn't know

If you need to watch those lost episodes i have links where you can download them.
#160 - creosote (06/03/2013) [-]
The thought of an entire country being bereft of Netflix brings me great sadness. I will pray for you, and your country.
Anyways, if I find out that there are any episodes that aren't on there, I'll take you up on that!
#161 - butterisgood (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't mind it. If you know how to select individual files from torrent downloads, you're golden!
#151 - I mean if the entire film or show isn't stop motion (Wallace a… 05/31/2013 on Wait...What? +1
#145 - WHY?! I mean, I adore stop motion animation, but if somethin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Wait...What? +1
User avatar #146 - butterisgood (05/30/2013) [-]
What do you mean by through and through, like a mix between CGI and stop motion?
#151 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I mean if the entire film or show isn't stop motion (Wallace and Gromit, Nightmare Before Christmas) than there shouldn't be any stop motion present, because it just looks terrible (The original version of The Evil Dead). I mean, there are a few exceptions but, typically...
#143 - I agree with everything you just said, except for your main po…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Wait...What? +1
User avatar #144 - butterisgood (05/30/2013) [-]
Well i enjoy them, dunno why. Also i forgot to mention stop-motion animation is also used sometimes, but i wouldn't mind if CGI replaced that and only that.
#145 - creosote (05/30/2013) [-]
WHY?! I mean, I adore stop motion animation, but if something isn't just stop motion through and through it just doesn't belong.
User avatar #146 - butterisgood (05/30/2013) [-]
What do you mean by through and through, like a mix between CGI and stop motion?
#151 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I mean if the entire film or show isn't stop motion (Wallace and Gromit, Nightmare Before Christmas) than there shouldn't be any stop motion present, because it just looks terrible (The original version of The Evil Dead). I mean, there are a few exceptions but, typically...
#91 - Yeah, I'm not really sure either. They just weren't what I exp…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Wait...What? +1
#94 - butterisgood (05/29/2013) [-]
I actually really enjoy the fight scenes, they never feel fake to me, and i'd honestly take guys in rubber suits and transparent strings rather than CGI, it always feels like they put more effort and imagination into the whole thing.
#143 - creosote (05/30/2013) [-]
I agree with everything you just said, except for your main point: The fights scenes not feeling fake. I mean, maybe they won't as I get farther in, but the fight scenes present in the Aztec episodes are just so incredibly forced that I actually felt uncomfortable watching them. But the costumes in place of CGI really pleases me. I mean, yeah, you can get pretty far into detail with a computer, but it's nothing compared to puppetry and costumes. And the difference in quality between CGI and puppetry/costumes becomes incredibly apparent in cases like the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, at least for me. The film industry needs to go back to the old ways...
User avatar #144 - butterisgood (05/30/2013) [-]
Well i enjoy them, dunno why. Also i forgot to mention stop-motion animation is also used sometimes, but i wouldn't mind if CGI replaced that and only that.
#145 - creosote (05/30/2013) [-]
WHY?! I mean, I adore stop motion animation, but if something isn't just stop motion through and through it just doesn't belong.
User avatar #146 - butterisgood (05/30/2013) [-]
What do you mean by through and through, like a mix between CGI and stop motion?
#151 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I mean if the entire film or show isn't stop motion (Wallace and Gromit, Nightmare Before Christmas) than there shouldn't be any stop motion present, because it just looks terrible (The original version of The Evil Dead). I mean, there are a few exceptions but, typically...
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#106 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh come now, I don't mind trading, and I wouldn't have really minded so much if the trade wasn't equal, but don't be a cheap ass about it.
#107 to #106 - creosote (10/27/2012) [-]
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
That's not rude at all man, take what you want.
User avatar #103 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Any particular reason for the invite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - creosote (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, no, not really. I enjoy your comments and profile picture, there isn't much other possible reasoning really, and so I have none!
User avatar #105 to #104 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Ok, just wanted to know.
User avatar #94 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 151** nearly forgot this too
User avatar #93 - desmondaltairezio (09/12/2012) [-]
**desmondaltairezio rolls 39**
User avatar #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 88**
User avatar #96 to #92 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
well shit nigger
User avatar #95 to #92 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user warpedmind **
User avatar #100 to #95 - fukkendragonite (09/12/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolled user neocortex ** 2 left
User avatar #99 to #95 - guitaraddicttwo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'm blocked
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User avatar #90 - cohz (09/08/2012) [-]
we did it <3
#91 to #90 - creosote (09/08/2012) [-]
That we did.
User avatar #87 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Gotta say I loved those beta stories bro. Lols were had.
#88 to #87 - creosote (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
I'm glad to hear that my stupidity had a positive outcome.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rageisfunny (08/28/2012) [-]
Well, hey, I've never been in a situation like those so I have no idea how I would react. But most likely in a beta-as-fuck way as well.
#80 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
Why hello theree :)
Why hello theree :)
#81 to #80 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
I've been waiting for you O_O
I've been waiting for you O_O
#82 to #81 - blartonfairweather (08/12/2012) [-]
O rly?   
   
Why is dis?
O rly?

Why is dis?
#83 to #82 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Re gana fak er wut?
#85 to #84 - creosote (08/12/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't know...
Meh, I don't know...
#38 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Reply to my comment, negroid.
#39 to #38 - creosote (07/18/2012) [-]
I did
I did
#36 - aquamarch (06/27/2012) [-]
Yo, thanks for the friend request!   
   
Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
Yo, thanks for the friend request!

Here's a random gif for your entertainment :D
#37 to #38 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Another Doctor Who fan?   
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
Another Doctor Who fan?
You are vary welcome, and furthermore, I am vary amused.
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [-]
In case you wanted it as well, here's the link to the full video from .gif

http://www. buzz69. com /striptease/ewa-sonnet-striptease.html

Just remove the spaces
User avatar #34 - ninjasonic (11/15/2011) [-]
i just said i will add the person i roll feel free to say no i dont really care if you say yes or no
User avatar #32 - orrisic (09/10/2011) [-]
random friend request?
#33 to #34 - creosote (09/11/2011) [-]
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
I guess you could say it's random, just like starting any first conversation. I added you, because I enjoy many of your comments, and no, it's not because you're a girl if that's what you're about to be getting at. You simply interest me, just like anyone else I try to add.
User avatar #26 - KingCrimson ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Sup man.
User avatar #27 to #28 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Not much my fellow Crimson fan, just sitting about listening to music and surfing FunnyJunk. How about you?
#28 to #29 - KingCrimson ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Haha same.
#29 to #30 - creosote (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah? What are you listening to? (I myself am listening to some good ol' Pink Floyd)
User avatar #30 to #31 - KingCrimson ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Nice, Right now I'm listing to some Cheap Trick, Surrender.
User avatar #24 - girlygirlygirl (09/03/2011) [-]
well hello there
#25 to #26 - creosote (09/03/2011) [-]
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
Well hello ma'am, how's it going?
#20 - bobJML (08/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond to your friend request, but what's up?
#21 to #22 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
Nah, don't worry about it; but as for what's up, not much: I've got a monstrous sunburn, and failed my drivers test, but that's about it. How about you?
#22 to #23 - bobJML (09/01/2011) [-]
That gif is making my PENIS rise.
#23 to #24 - creosote (09/01/2011) [-]
That was... unexpected o_O  
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
That was... unexpected o_O
Usually it doesn't have that kind of effect on people :D
#16 - gimmeyoursocks (04/14/2011) [-]
Very trippy avatar man haha :p
#17 to #18 - creosote (04/15/2011) [-]
I know, it's genius
I know, it's genius
User avatar #14 - bleu (04/14/2011) [-]
HELLO O.o
User avatar #15 to #16 - creosote (04/14/2011) [-]
Hiya, hows it going?
User avatar #19 to #17 - bleu (04/15/2011) [-]
Good, you?
#109 to #19 - creosote (04/29/2013) [-]
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
Life is swell, 2-years-later!
User avatar #10 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Hey. You. Yes - you there!
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Why did you friend request me?
#11 to #12 - creosote (04/05/2011) [-]
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
Pretty much because I like your content, and comments :/
#12 to #13 - stallwallwriter (04/05/2011) [-]
Well thanks! You're not so bad yourself. I liked your philosoraptor, you should try putting up other content :)
#13 to #14 - creosote (04/10/2011) [-]
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
Well that's good to here. I'll try and think up something new to post ;)
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#8 to #9 - creosote (03/17/2011) [-]
Absolutely nothing.  
How about yourself?
Absolutely nothing.
How about yourself?
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