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Date Signed Up:11/23/2012
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#381 - Great job! Only problem is that I have 7 proxys. 4 of them are…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... 0
User avatar #416 - wallsbad (11/29/2012) [-]
I wish everyone could be as amazing as you are. You, sir, and what this website deserves. I mean, shit, you use seven proxies to go on FunnyJunk? You most got some serious shit goin' on! Bravo, sir. Bra-vo.
#340 - You like tragic stories you piece of **** ? I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... -5
User avatar #387 - abiku (11/29/2012) [-]
Ok, a few things- and I'll do this without calling you a piece of shit.
Firstly, Pit Bulls being bred to be vicious, to want to kill and be bloodthirsty, is completely false. It is a very common misconception because many, if not most pit bulls, are trained from a young age to fight and kill.
In reality, they were once considered the 2nd best family dog, next to only golden retrievers.
Secondly, can you conclusively prove all those attacks at this shelter you work at were pit bulls, not other dogs or wild animals, animal abuse, or maybe even bullshit?
I've found a pit bull used for fighting- he'd escaped. I took him in until we could find him a home. the scariest thing about him was having to worry about him drooling on you too much.
At a shelter I used to volunteer at, there was a pit bull who had to have a hind leg brace. why? because when his elderly one was assaulted, he leaped on him, taking two bullets for his master. one severed his spine, and despite his he was unbelievably happy and friendly.
Would you want to shoot that dog? if he wasn't close to it already, would you want HIM dead? because in saying all pit bulls, that means him too.
I'm not sure what kind of animal shelter would hire a person who cant see the goodness in all animals it may house, but it certainly doesn't sound like a very nice one.
User avatar #350 - mrgoodbunny (11/29/2012) [-]
You sound like a joy to be around.
#317 - I gotta say, that was the most newfag response you could of co…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... -13
#363 - VaultTechy (11/29/2012) [-]
That fucking goddamn face when a white text calls a blue text "newfag"
User avatar #342 - defender (11/29/2012) [-]
I gotta say your response was the most newfag response.
#332 - alibero (11/29/2012) [-]
It's not a very newfag response - he could have gotten away with just calling anon a fag and gotten green thumbs instead of doing something creative like he did.
#323 - wallsbad (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh, sorry.

u mad bro? do u even lift?
#304 - Pitbulls are bred specifically to kill. It does not matte…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... -10
User avatar #322 - obliviousman (11/29/2012) [-]
i agree with the first part of that statement. pitbulls are more dangerous than other breeds, it's science.
Then I read the rest of you post... kill yourself
User avatar #307 - ShadowUnderCover (11/29/2012) [-]
go fucking die, we have dogs with the most tragic stories you have no idea
yet all they want to do is give me kisses and all their love
#340 - createaprofileandy (11/29/2012) [-]
You like tragic stories you piece of shit?
I'll tell you one.

I work at an animal shelter, sortof like yours except we also have dogs, cats, and ferrets.
I work in a back room that is known officially as "the room" where we put animals to sleep.

There are 2 kinds of animals in this room: the ones that know they are going to die and try to run for it at whatever the cost, and then ones that dont, and happily sit on the table as I prepare to euthanize them.

Some of these animals were horribly maimed, injured beyond belief and look at me like they know I'm about to end their suffering. Some of these animals were hit by cars, but most of them were ATTACKED BY PITBULLS.
The usual story is that someones dog was barking, and the neighbors pitbull came by and bit its neck, bleeding out instantly.
The ones that survive come to me in the room.

I have to watch these animals as life slowly fades from their eyes
I have to watch these animals scream and suffer as they try to walk, eat, and use the bathroom
I have to watch these animals wimper as they try to run to me, almost as if they are showing me they are in fact ok and do not need to be put down.
Do not ever tell me I have no clue what a tragic fucking story is
User avatar #387 - abiku (11/29/2012) [-]
Ok, a few things- and I'll do this without calling you a piece of shit.
Firstly, Pit Bulls being bred to be vicious, to want to kill and be bloodthirsty, is completely false. It is a very common misconception because many, if not most pit bulls, are trained from a young age to fight and kill.
In reality, they were once considered the 2nd best family dog, next to only golden retrievers.
Secondly, can you conclusively prove all those attacks at this shelter you work at were pit bulls, not other dogs or wild animals, animal abuse, or maybe even bullshit?
I've found a pit bull used for fighting- he'd escaped. I took him in until we could find him a home. the scariest thing about him was having to worry about him drooling on you too much.
At a shelter I used to volunteer at, there was a pit bull who had to have a hind leg brace. why? because when his elderly one was assaulted, he leaped on him, taking two bullets for his master. one severed his spine, and despite his he was unbelievably happy and friendly.
Would you want to shoot that dog? if he wasn't close to it already, would you want HIM dead? because in saying all pit bulls, that means him too.
I'm not sure what kind of animal shelter would hire a person who cant see the goodness in all animals it may house, but it certainly doesn't sound like a very nice one.
User avatar #350 - mrgoodbunny (11/29/2012) [-]
You sound like a joy to be around.
#210 - Heres what I want you to do. I want you to meet me at 1672…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Obey The Rules -3
User avatar #211 - terowrath (11/23/2012) [-]
Here's what I want you to do.
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

I will then proceed to laugh my ass of from your pain.

I'll be waiting.
#1854081 - UH OH NEWFAG ALERT NEWFAG ALERT CLASS DO YOU BELI…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on autism autism autism autism -1
#1854090 - mindlessdubs (11/23/2012) [-]
I don't even watch Adventure Time.
#1854074 - BRONIES ARE THE CANCER PLEASE SHOOT YOURSELF WITH A HIGH P…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #1854085 - burningdash (11/23/2012) [-]
sorry, dont got any high powered rifle avaible... mind bring me one?
#1854067 - YOU ARE A BRONIE BRONIES ARE CANCER PLEASE SHOOT YOU…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #1854082 - jamaicanchucky (11/23/2012) [-]
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#1854053 - YOU ARE A BRONIE BRONIES ARE CANCER PLEASE SHOOT YOU…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#1854075 - mindlessdubs (11/23/2012) [-]
Shut up, shitlord. You dunno whatchu talkin' about.
#1854081 - createaprofileandy (11/23/2012) [-]
UH OH NEWFAG ALERT
NEWFAG ALERT CLASS

DO YOU BELIEVE ADVENTURE TIME IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER YOU STUPID 16 YEAR OLD CUNT
#1854090 - mindlessdubs (11/23/2012) [-]
I don't even watch Adventure Time.
#1854072 - skarloth (11/23/2012) [-]
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#204 - YOU ARE A BRONIE BRONIES ARE CANCER PLEASE SHOOT YOURS…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Obey The Rules -3
User avatar #206 - terowrath (11/23/2012) [-]
Hey
Hey you
Kill yourself.
#210 - createaprofileandy (11/23/2012) [-]
Heres what I want you to do.
I want you to meet me at 16725 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA on December 2nd at noon.

I will then proceed to hit you with my 98 ford f-150, shoot your legs out with my colt .45, then laugh as your sorry pathetic waste of human life is screaming and crying on the pavement

I'll be waiting
User avatar #211 - terowrath (11/23/2012) [-]
Here's what I want you to do.
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

I will then proceed to laugh my ass of from your pain.

I'll be waiting.
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