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noice server you got there. when you adding the tpa thing
I got into my steam account!!!!
My user name is platapus1
I think I added you, let me know if I added the right person.
My user name is platapus1
I think I added you, let me know if I added the right person.
14 on the 28th, also. Thanks for straining my eyes on your name
**** me, I turned 14th on the 18th of August, god damn I should get some sleep
Hey this is dumb but I was wondering if you use you fj points? They're pretty useless unless you do items and I kinda need them so would you consider giving them to me?
Ahh right, my bad. I thought it was the souls of unborn daughters. ugh, i'm so stupid
I know right?!. They always seem to take forever to start working
I know that kind of deal. as ****** as it sounds, i've gotten used to it. Actually, i'm prett thankfull for some things that I have happened to come in contact with whilst dreaming or seeing that man. One dream inparticular made me take my cat to the vet. I don't know why, that dream had nothing to do about my cat, or even animals in general. It was just that man on a hill, a different hill mind you. And he was just..nodding his head and then winked at me, in a sort of way you would expect a baby to wink. But in the afternoon after that deam I was looking at my cat and remembered the nodding. I don't know why but I felt the most suddern urge to take my cat to the vet. And it turned out that If I waited any more than 5 hours to do so, he would have died
And something that i find especially odd is that, every dream without him, is a lucid dream. It's almost as if this thing is forcing itself into every dream of mine that I cant control.
I've taken some extreme lengths in the past. I used to stay up days at a time. And when I'd go to sleep he would say "no no no, you've been gone a LOONG time, haven't you?, you need to stay here now. You're not leaving, you've been bad. No no no" THOSE WORDS EXACTLY. I would never forgot those
Oh, did you have anything else happening to you other than the grinning man?
You too blobboy.
You too blobboy.
My dreams, regardless of the presence of the grin, have come true or have had some connection to the real world. My dreams have usually been just random **** that tie into nothing, but now they all have some connection example, money in my wallet, clothes I have to when I'm awake.
And also, I once dreamed I was in front of a Shriner lodge (which I've never seen the inside to) with a freemason. He gave me a key, told me to open the door, and take a book on a pedestal and hide it. I did so and riots and fire broke out.
I looked up the inside of this place for kicks, and as I dreamed, there was a pedestal in the middle with a book on it.
And also, I once dreamed I was in front of a Shriner lodge (which I've never seen the inside to) with a freemason. He gave me a key, told me to open the door, and take a book on a pedestal and hide it. I did so and riots and fire broke out.
I looked up the inside of this place for kicks, and as I dreamed, there was a pedestal in the middle with a book on it.
Well **** , that sounds interesting. Can you tell me things that have happened to you other than the dreams? Don't worry, I won't judge you for what you'll say.
I've seen enough things myself.
I've seen enough things myself.
Alrighty here we go, my dream with the Grinning Man, probably my freakiest.
It was the apocalypse, I forget what happened, whatever. I ran to CVS, got supplies, hell I even offered to pay but the cashier just let me have it. Everyone in the store was frantic, anyways I went out with my shopping cart of stuff, got mugged. And there he was in the corner in a hat staring at me.
Did nothing to help me, but I just remember his image standing there. I can't forget it.
It was the apocalypse, I forget what happened, whatever. I ran to CVS, got supplies, hell I even offered to pay but the cashier just let me have it. Everyone in the store was frantic, anyways I went out with my shopping cart of stuff, got mugged. And there he was in the corner in a hat staring at me.
Did nothing to help me, but I just remember his image standing there. I can't forget it.
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swordwoman (12/13/2013) [-]
Well **** . It seems that the guy is showing you the future, why.
My cat is kind of a freak. I can tell my cat to do anything, literally. Even if its words that I've never said around him he will do it. I don't know if that's strange or common. But it's like he speaks English. I am also aware how much this sounds like the most ******** you've ever heard. But its not
Would you mind recording it, doing things as you tell it to do them?
but that's all?
but that's all?
Oh yeah i'll record some for sure. He's not inside right now though.
Anything you want me to test out?. There are a few things that will definitely not work though. Like, if he knows he will hurt himself, or anyone else he wont do it. That or he wont do anything if he's tired.
Place paper balls on the floor and ask it to pick it up and place it on the table or something? or spell out your name by using sticks, or with the sticks solving a simple math question?
I'll try that. I've never tried anything with speling or math before so it will be interesting
Example, i could tell him to run to the kitchen and get a banana and drop it on top of my left foot, and he'd do it
