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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Gears of War 3, Halo: Reach, Left 4 Dead 2, Grand Theft Auto 4, Mercenaries 2, Modern Warfare 3, Mass Effect 3
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Interests: Ponies, Ponies, Ponies, Ponies, Ponies, Ponies, Ponies, Ponies,
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:10/30/2014
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#2477 to #2475 - creamNscream (10/19/2014) [-]
well hello
well hello
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - creamNscream (10/11/2014) [-]
Dat 980 sweet jesus.

My new comp only has 780.
#2474 to #2473 - sniffythebird (10/11/2014) [-]
Not one, but two glorious 						*************					 980s!   
It was worth the money, that's for sure!
Not one, but two glorious ************* 980s!

It was worth the money, that's for sure!
User avatar #2476 to #2474 - creamNscream (10/19/2014) [-]
super jelly
#2478 to #2476 - sniffythebird (10/19/2014) [-]
>TFW no game has the "cinematic" look anymore.
User avatar #2479 to #2478 - creamNscream (10/19/2014) [-]
Computer is too powerful for them.
I don't know these feels
#2480 to #2479 - sniffythebird (10/19/2014) [-]
>Monitor has a button to change refresh rate (60/120/144).
>60 FPS feels choppy
#2481 to #2480 - creamNscream (10/19/2014) [-]
50 shades of jelly right now
#2482 to #2481 - sniffythebird (10/20/2014) [-]
You won't be jelly of the hangover I'm having right now...
User avatar #2459 to #2456 - garymotherfingoak (09/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - garymotherfingoak (09/25/2014) [-]
nuthin atm, waiting for season 4 of korra, you?
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - creamNscream (09/25/2014) [-]
writing, relaxing
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - garymotherfingoak (09/25/2014) [-]
whatchu writing?
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - creamNscream (09/25/2014) [-]
A fanfic i've been working on, been writing it on 4chan
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak (09/25/2014) [-]
kewl, kewl. whats it about?
User avatar #2468 to #2467 - creamNscream (09/25/2014) [-]
It's not very far into it, so i cant say without spoiling what I'm going to write.
I can link if you'd like.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - garymotherfingoak (09/22/2014) [-]
how are you
User avatar #2450 to #2449 - creamNscream (08/18/2014) [-]
dude put a trigger warning on for spooking before posting **** like that
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - sniffythebird (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #2452 to #2451 - creamNscream (08/18/2014) [-]
50 shades of triggered
User avatar #2445 - dylanweber (08/09/2014) [-]
i never see you anymore
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - creamNscream (08/10/2014) [-]
I frequent /mlp/ more now, I'm a writer there, it's pretty cool
User avatar #2447 to #2446 - dylanweber (08/10/2014) [-]
i stay on funnyjunk
User avatar #2448 to #2447 - creamNscream (08/10/2014) [-]
I try to visit more often, but not too many people remember who i am.
#2444 - sniffythebird (08/01/2014) [-]
I made a thing.   
The quality sucks, but it'd take a year to upload this otherwise.
I made a thing.

The quality sucks, but it'd take a year to upload this otherwise.
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - creamNscream (07/18/2014) [-]
sup cutie
User avatar #2423 - kyledp (06/24/2014) [-]
i haven't talked to you in a long time. How have you been?
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - creamNscream (06/02/2014) [-]
oh god lmao.

I need to get more RAM for my comp before i can play that, bit too laggy on my computer.
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - sniffythebird (06/02/2014) [-]
How much you got?

But it's the VRAM on your graphics card that really matters aswell.
For some really weird reason, mine (GTX 780M) has 4GB VRAM whereas the desktop version has 3GB, so I'm getting less of the infamous fps drops and stuttering in cities or when driving fast as everyone else is getting, though my overall FPS probably isn't as high since laptop GPUs are weaker. Unoptimized game for sure, but it's so fun to **** around and the story is something awesome that reminds me of the GTA IV atmosphere.
User avatar #2419 to #2418 - creamNscream (06/02/2014) [-]
I got a 520 graphics card, not great but not too bad either, only 4gb of RAM though, looking to upgrade to 8
#2420 to #2419 - sniffythebird (06/02/2014) [-]
Do eet. Also get a graphics card like a gtx 650, 660 or 750. Those are good enough for most games and have good value for da moneys.
Do eet. Also get a graphics card like a gtx 650, 660 or 750. Those are good enough for most games and have good value for da moneys.
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - creamNscream (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, might have to get a new motherboard for that though.

AKA I'm gunna need a new computer hahaha
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - sniffythebird (06/03/2014) [-]
In that case, yeah.
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
oh god lol.

where's the cotton?
#2409 to #2388 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Training in RS3 is harder?   
Doesn't every skill have 						****					 you can do that's got much faster XP rates and more afkable stuff than Oldschool?
Training in RS3 is harder?

Doesn't every skill have **** you can do that's got much faster XP rates and more afkable stuff than Oldschool?
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
Slayer is probably the fastest combat XP in old school, not the case in RS3 that **** isn't too good for combat stats.

But certain creatures do give more XP than those that would give in OS per hour

Depends on your playstyle
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
True, but better weapons and gear = hit more.
A whip is probably nothing compared to a chaotic weapon or something.
User avatar #2412 to #2411 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
Whips are absolute garbage in RS3, just one-handed stuff does no damage any more, you gotta dual wield or 2H to get good damage

My drygores are amazing, if potted up I can Crit 3-times in a row for 3500 each, pretty dank.
#2413 to #2412 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Yea, **** em whips.

Also, never gotta mage pot for anything again. Swek.
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
immense swek

you should RS3, once you learn the ropes i have a feeling you'd like it.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Yea, I might once I start to max out some moar skills on Oldschool.
For now I'm going for 99 fishing and agility, then slowly rcing a bit on and off, so that's when I might do some RS3
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
I suppose wool would do for that?

Also working my way up to a 420 weed stacks. Because I can.
User avatar #2390 to #2389 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
Dwarf dank.

I've been doing a lot of KK masses in hopes of getting a drygore, my LSP is getting high, but no drygore yet unfortunately.
#2391 to #2390 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
August 2013:    
Dragon Chainbody - 12M   
Shark - 500gp   
May 2014:   
Dragon Chainbody - 4M   
Shark - 1200gp   
Kalphites ain't worth 						****					 to kill in Oldschool anymore..
August 2013:
Dragon Chainbody - 12M
Shark - 500gp

May 2014:
Dragon Chainbody - 4M
Shark - 1200gp

Kalphites ain't worth **** to kill in Oldschool anymore..
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
Drygores are slowly going down, which is a contributing factor into how i afforded mine.

Drygore Mace - 60m
Drygore Longsword - 78m
Drygore Rapier - 90m
Off-hand mace - 20m
Off - hand longsword - 35m
Off -hand rapier - 42m

I'm praying to almighty talos for a main hand rapier drop. If i get one I'll **** myself
#2394 to #2393 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
But this mofo is the bees knees.

Best stab weapon in the game, basically the rapier of OSRS.
User avatar #2395 to #2394 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
I could see it, dual rapiers rip ass, they do so much damage
#2396 to #2395 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Yus, I legit wouldn't mind if they added rapiers to oldschool.
Would make killing dragons so much less boring, and not hitting 20 zeros in a row.
User avatar #2398 to #2396 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
true that.

and i think drygore weapons look badass, but thats just me
#2399 to #2398 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Dat melee def bonus doh.
(I think this is max defence gear, unless bandos boots or a torags helm gives more than what I have on)
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
So much armor, so little time
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Also, max range defence with a crystal shield and guthans helm. It's ******* insane, like 400+ too.

I'm tempted to try and tank jad with it.
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
Do it up haha
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
I'd probably need an SGS first though. I'll try as soon as I get one.. xD
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
SGS is boss, in OS and EoC
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeee boiiiiii, but expensive here, like 36M
User avatar #2406 to #2405 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
About the same in EoC simply because of its passive,.

Also did you hear theyre adding a legacy mode?
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Yea, it's supposed to have the old combat system?

I might actually try that, but then I'd have to get mah stats up. They suck in RS3 lol.
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - creamNscream (05/23/2014) [-]
yeah training in RS3 is a little harder, but i like the content, like the bosses and prayers and stuff.

Want overloads so bad
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - sniffythebird (05/23/2014) [-]
Even with 99 attack, max potted, using prayers, good gear, etc.
#2376 to #2375 - kokanum (05/21/2014) [-]
**kokanum hugs tightly**

How have you been?
#2377 to #2376 - creamNscream (05/21/2014) [-]
Pretty well, just won 2 games of league in a row and gunna hit the hay in a minute here, whats goin on with you?
#2378 to #2377 - kokanum (05/21/2014) [-]
That's cool! Was it hard?

Just talking to you and Deav as while listening to green day
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - creamNscream (05/21/2014) [-]
First game I went support with my Friend going as the ADC (Attack-damage carry, or in short terms, ranged person with ******* of auto attack damage and abilites which rely on that)
Support is a role that you play with the ADC in a duo lane against 2 other people, the person i played as, deal damage from afar while offering my friend movement speed when needed.

He went 31 - 9 as Quinn which is an insane amount of kill in a league game.

Second game I went top lane as Vlad (top laners tend to swap damage for tankiness and are referred to as 'bruisers') who is like a vampire, but not really. The best way to describe him would be a vimpire who does his lifedrain and damage through spells.

Anyways, I wen 4 - 6 but the way i played gave us a huge advantage, doing something called 'split pushing' which involves pushing other lanes while their whole team faces your 4 other teammates. It's effective if your other teammates are able to take on the 5 of them, and allow for immense map pressure at the cost of teamfight damage

In case you don't know much about league
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - kokanum (05/21/2014) [-]
Wow, seems pretty hard to keep track of. hah
I don't know if I can play a game like that

Fun right?
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - creamNscream (05/21/2014) [-]
It is incredibly fun, but i can break it into 5 parts what kind of campions go where

Top - Tanks / bruisers
Jungle - Bruisers with abilities centered around killing stronger neutral creeps
Mid - Burster (someone who deal immense ammounts of damage in a short time, then falls back and waits for cooldowns) typically Ability Power but can be Attack Damage
Bot - Support and Attack damage carry.

If you ever get into it, i'll show you the ropes, I'm considered the best of my friends, and i have almost 300 wins (a lot considering the average game takes 30 minutes)

It can be really confusing if you don't have someone show you how to play, so let me know when you do and I'll definitely teach you, specially if oyu have skype because skype makes it incredibly easy.
#2382 to #2381 - kokanum (05/21/2014) [-]
That's weird, I don't think I have your skype
What is it?
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - creamNscream (05/21/2014) [-]

people tend not to find me for some reason so give me yours and ill try and find you.
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - kokanum (05/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - creamNscream (05/22/2014) [-]
Sent you a contact request cutie.

What kinda computer do you use?
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - kokanum (05/22/2014) [-]
HP Windows 7 Home

I don't know the hardware, I haven't had to open it yet
User avatar #2364 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
Flagged: [X] Hate Speech
Your goin to jail buddy
User avatar #2367 to #2366 - creamNscream (05/20/2014) [-]
Jail means free food.

User avatar #2368 to #2367 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
It also means getting raped in the dick.
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - creamNscream (05/20/2014) [-]
Implying thats a punishment
#2370 to #2369 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
look out buddy
User avatar #2371 to #2370 - creamNscream (05/20/2014) [-]
I've always been fond of square butt holes
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
that's a rectangle you fool
User avatar #2373 to #2372 - creamNscream (05/20/2014) [-]
rectangles are squares if you believe hard enough,
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - creamNscream (05/15/2014) [-]
sup cutie
#2346 to #2345 - bluenebula (05/15/2014) [-]
Nothing much. Just bored. You?
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - creamNscream (05/15/2014) [-]
playing league, so sorry for late response.
#2348 to #2347 - bluenebula (05/15/2014) [-]
The problem with the internet is that it's instant. Everyone can instantly respond to anything, so we get used to getting a response instantly. I think that shows. Don't worry too much about making someone wait, or being made to wait yourself.

Well, that answers my "What are you up to" question. Now I don't know what to talk about.
Um..... hows the weather?
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - creamNscream (05/15/2014) [-]
I agree, i normally apologize for late responses because it happens often due to playing tons of game.

and its good, nice and cool the way i like it. hows your life going?
#2350 to #2349 - bluenebula (05/15/2014) [-]
That's K too. I have work, and I sometimes play games too. So when I have an, I don't know, eight hour late reply? It's not a big deal. I can't hop on someone else for being late to a reply. That's just silly.

It's raining a lot here! I ******* love rain! It's the best kind of rain too. It's that super light mist rain, where you don't even feel it, but everything is cool and wet. It's so nice. Spring is my favorite season by far. And, AND, my Tulips have come in! They look great.

Life is going good. I'm thinking more and more about opening my own bar soon. I'm going to name it after myself because my last name is literally "The Bar" in French. You know, like a pub. I want it to be physics themed as well. Big green chalk boards with physics equations written on them. Pictures of famous physicists like Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Oppenheimer. Little stuff like that. You know, because I'm a crazy person and this is my idea of fun.
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - creamNscream (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah you've told me about that and it sounds incredibly cool, hell i'd visit it when i turn 21.

and that is my favorite kind of rain, nice and misty and its cool out. Spring and fall are my favorite seasons, its nice a cool, not too hot not too cold.
#2353 to #2351 - bluenebula (05/15/2014) [-]
No wait, I forgot the picture!
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - bluenebula (05/15/2014) [-]
Better brush up on your physics then. I plan to give out a free beer to anyone who can solve the problem I write on the board. If they get it right, they get a beer and I make a new one. Should be fun. Only one free beer to a customer per day, though. =P

Eh, I don't like fall. Too may leaves, and all my plants die.
#2354 to #2352 - creamNscream (05/16/2014) [-]
Anything where the weather is cool and the nights a nice a calm makes me happy, as i like going out on late night walks
#2355 to #2354 - bluenebula (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean. I guess all those leaves just ruin the fall for me. The changing colors are still beautiful though. But hey! Summer is coming up now! My lawn is going to look amazing his year.
#2356 to #2355 - creamNscream (05/16/2014) [-]
Summers coming for me   
which means canadians   
which means a painful job
Summers coming for me

which means canadians

which means a painful job
User avatar #2357 to #2356 - bluenebula (05/16/2014) [-]
How so?
#2358 to #2357 - creamNscream (05/16/2014) [-]
I live in amine and work at a grocery store that is near a vacation hotspot, and the summer gets so ******* busy, our gorcery store more than doubles it's man power to keep up.

and as you could imagine, its gets incredibly ******* busy, and half of the people are speaking french and its annoying because they no english
#2359 to #2358 - bluenebula (05/16/2014) [-]
I swear I thought you said "I live in anime" and I became very confused =/

lol, French Canadians. They're very uppity about being French too, so I'm not surprised they no English. That's good for business though.

You guys should hire some people who can French. That would be helpful. It's like how a lot of places in southern California require workers to steak Spanish. You know, because of all the people visiting from Spain...
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - creamNscream (05/16/2014) [-]
>Steak spanish

User avatar #2361 to #2360 - bluenebula (05/16/2014) [-]
I.... what? I'm not into cannibalism yet , sorry.
#2342 - neutralgray (05/14/2014) [-]
Luv u, bby.~
#2343 to #2342 - creamNscream (05/14/2014) [-]
luv u moar cutie
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - creamNscream (05/12/2014) [-]
lmao hahah
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - sniffythebird (05/12/2014) [-]
One in a lifetime opportunity that..
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