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creamNscream

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard race
Video Games Played: LoL, WoW, Runescape, Assorted steam games
Interests: Writing, Science, Fucking your mom
Date Signed Up:9/12/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:United States
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#676
Comment Ranking:#91
Highest Content Rank:#668
Highest Comment Rank:#11
Content Thumbs: 17889 total,  21332 ,  3443
Comment Thumbs: 40862 total,  46137 ,  5275
Content Level Progress: 93.7% (937/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 87.2% (872/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:46
Content Views:653961
Times Content Favorited:2022 times
Total Comments Made:21684
FJ Points:54055
Favorite Tags: nigger (2)
IN THIS GAME, YOU HAVE TO EAT THE WHOLE ASS.

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Comments(2772):

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User avatar #2899 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/06/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by creamNscream
User avatar #2858 - thehiddensoul (02/05/2015) [+] (20 replies)
stickied by creamNscream
can CreamNscream do his best impression of a person advertising a porn site named CreamNscream.com ?

please?
User avatar #3072 to #3071 - creamNscream ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Your voice is like a choir of angels.
#3073 to #3072 - narudawg (03/01/2015) [-]
hell yeh cheeki breeki
hell yeh cheeki breeki
#3075 to #3074 - narudawg (03/01/2015) [-]
Iv damke
Iv damke
#3068 - tarabostes (03/01/2015) [-]
Sup ***** , how do i see who subscribed to me?
User avatar #3069 to #3068 - creamNscream ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I honestly don't think there is a way to see. Sorry.
#3070 to #3069 - tarabostes (03/01/2015) [-]
oh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
User avatar #3066 to #3065 - creamNscream ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
thank
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#3057 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a mod, you've probably suggested some stuff.
www.funnyjunk.com/suggest_improvements/2177#2177
Opinion pls.
User avatar #3058 to #3057 - creamNscream ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I think it's cool but addy only cares about .00001% of any suggestions so it probs won't happen.
User avatar #3060 to #3059 - creamNscream ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
I hate to say it but it's true, he hates suggestions. but who knows, maybe he'll like it.
#3061 to #3060 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
>Suggestion page
>Hates suggestions.

"Well I could heal your broken leg but instead I'm going to break it more."
User avatar #3062 to #3061 - creamNscream ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Literally.

But maybe he does get good ideas from there from time to time which is why he keeps it.
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Maybe, or inspiration.
#3055 - papafrank (03/01/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#3049 - thycupcake (02/25/2015) [-]
**thycupcake used "*roll cah answer*"**
**thycupcake rolls Sharing needles.**
Haven't seen you in a bit
How you doing
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Pretty good, getting ready for work, how you doing
#3051 to #3050 - thycupcake (02/25/2015) [-]
Doing rather fantastically, just chilling after some WoW
Leveling past 60 gets pretty slow
Also I don't remember, you on EUW or NA for league?
Have a nice day btw
User avatar #3052 to #3051 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm on NA

Speaking of which I'm one win away from my silver promos already.

and thanks
#3053 to #3052 - thycupcake (02/25/2015) [-]
Awh shame you're on NA

Good luck in your promos
Shooting for Gold this season?
User avatar #3054 to #3053 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Why thanks man! If i keep up the progress i'm making at the same rate, I'll hit plat. I think hitting plat would be awesome.
User avatar #3047 - azusa (02/25/2015) [-]
xD
#3048 to #3047 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Holy 						****					 dude, long time no see. What's up.
Holy **** dude, long time no see. What's up.
User avatar #2967 to #2965 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
dank
User avatar #2969 to #2967 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Ye I found it at an antique store
User avatar #2970 to #2969 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
You have good tastes friend
User avatar #2972 to #2970 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I didn't buy it I didn't want it
User avatar #2974 to #2972 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
very true
#2960 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
On the chance you're not the mod that doesn't do it, I would like an insult from you.
Make it good.
User avatar #3029 to #2960 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Damn str8 bby.

On a side note i just wont a game of ranked and am 17 LP from silver promos.

Im pretty pumped
User avatar #3030 to #3029 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Ye.

What.
#3031 to #3030 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Guess you don't play league of legends.

nvm then
#3032 to #3031 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I assumed it was LoL, but no, I don't play.
#3033 to #3032 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
< effectively the game in a nutshell
#3034 to #3033 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
This is the only thing I have LoL related.
#3035 to #3034 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Be thankful
#3036 to #3035 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Why? People love that game.
#3037 to #3036 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
That's exactly it.

And you never let go of it.

Kinda like FJ
#3038 to #3037 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Eh, it doesn't look fun to me.
Pretty much the only top down games I like are Halo Wars and Civ.
User avatar #3039 to #3038 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Dude i love civ and halo wars.

I had enough EXP in halo wars to reach the rank of general 3 times over. I was a b0ss
#3040 to #3039 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
WTF.
WTF.
WTF.
Do you have any idea how much EXP it takes to level in that game??
Max EXP per game is 80,000.
WTF. PLAY WITH ME. ONLY PEOPLE WHO PLAY STILL ARE LIKE GODS AT IT. I'm not one of them :c but compared to people I've played with and against, I'm still pretty good.
User avatar #3041 to #3040 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
No live and never play on my xbox or i totes would dude.
Played the **** out of that game and was the best amongst my friends. easily hundreds of hours on it.
#3042 to #3041 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I SEE HOW IT IS

I wanna play wit uuuuuuuuuuuuu
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
me too but i dont have live :c
#3046 to #3045 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
NO ISDED
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Double negative, my bad, just woke up.
Won't bother deleting, I heard mods can see anyway.
User avatar #2962 to #2961 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
You'd be right.

Was at work all day, sorry, i do do that stuff haha, doodoo

And you are such a butt, I would **** you.
User avatar #3011 to #2962 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Legend.
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I know right. She's such a great person though.
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I hope so.
User avatar #3014 to #3013 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
She is. Honestly.

She seems to have a few self esteem issues though, which sucks.
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Maybe you can help with that.
User avatar #3016 to #3015 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh lordy i will try.
#3018 to #3017 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Saw that coming a mile away
#3019 to #3018 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I DUN GIVE A ****
#3021 to #3020 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Your mascot is Latios, way to get slapped, NERD!
#3022 to #3021 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Actually it's latias, nurd
#3023 to #3022 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
You've said you switched, or rather, mostly use Latios.
Check your mascot. Nird.
User avatar #3024 to #3023 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
avatar*
User avatar #3025 to #3024 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
>Check avater
>Is latias.

wat
User avatar #3026 to #3025 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
**** looks mad blue m8.
I see it now, but in comment section, its so blue.
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I can see that

you're excused
#3028 to #3027 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Latias is best Lati any way.
User avatar #2992 to #2962 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
What code is your text color?
I got Frontpage today with 2000+ thumbs, so I'm waiting on the item.
I won't copy your color if you don't want, but it will be similar.
User avatar #2994 to #2992 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
God I cant remember, let me open gimp and get it.
#2995 to #2994 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
You didn't have to do that man, that's effort.
#2996 to #2995 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
There's all you need to know on it. and dont worry man, glad to help
#2997 to #2996 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#2998 to #2997 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Any time
Any time
#2999 to #2998 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Ok so do it again.
#3001 to #3000 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Excellent.   
 Sorry to be annoying, I'm mad bored.
Excellent.
Sorry to be annoying, I'm mad bored.
User avatar #3002 to #3001 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
It's fine man, it's nice having someone to talk to.

What's going on in your life atm?
#3003 to #3002 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
That's why I leave my profile open, I want people to just pop in.

Eh, nothing that great to list. I'm dying slowly because of how far away the Handsome Collection release date is. It's exactly a month, it's not far but I want it nowww

How 'bout you?
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I may or may not be getting a GF in the near future, I sure hope it works out.
#3005 to #3004 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
That's great to hear! Good luck man, you got this.
#3006 to #3005 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Thanks man.

She is quite literally THE most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my entire life and i really hope it works out. We have the same sick humor and everything
#3007 to #3006 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
It sounds like this is a shoe-in then!
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I know, so im praying to the alright spaghetti monster this works man. Thanks for the support though.

We've been best friends and lately shes been weird around me, and when she got drunk she said she wants to kiss me and constantly complimented me.
#3009 to #3008 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I would take that as a good sign.
User avatar #3010 to #3009 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah

At the party she made out with a gay guy though

But im not even made

She made out with a gay guy

She turned a ******* gay guy straight.

Like a champion
#2988 to #2962 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Burn 'em all
#2990 to #2989 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
That's creepy.

Hey you know anything about skinning items in TF2? My old skins don't work anymore, and things either are outdated, don't work, or I'm doing something wrong.
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I honestly have no clue i havent played that in a long time
#2993 to #2991 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Okay, thanks anyway.
#2963 to #2962 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Woo I'm smrt.

Lame. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nuh uh. I'm dom. CMON MANG
REAL INSULT!
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't want to do a real insult because you're not worth the effort.
#2966 to #2964 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
You already gave that to someone.
User avatar #2968 to #2966 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
It's not in my nature to insult people sorry
#2971 to #2968 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]


Admin said you had to tho
User avatar #2973 to #2971 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
and I did.

Very ********
#2976 to #2973 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Faq u dolan
Faq u dolan
User avatar #2977 to #2976 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
no u
#2978 to #2977 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?
User avatar #2979 to #2978 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
That movie tho.

Feels for weeks
#2980 to #2979 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Hereos still makes me feel harder.
#2981 to #2980 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Don't even get me started
#2982 to #2981 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
4 has some happy feels. at the end.. (vaguely remember the entire movie)

I still like 2000 the best I think.
User avatar #2983 to #2982 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I liked the one with zoroark personally, that one was pretty adorable
#2984 to #2983 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I think I've only seen it once, so it's super vague. But Zoroark was just trying to find Zorua right?
Basically Destiny Deoxys.
Except Zoroark was way more violent as I remember.
#2985 to #2984 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah pretty much, and it had the legendary dogs, yadda yadda.
#2986 to #2985 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I remember Entei ******* up the streets.
#2987 to #2986 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
hehe, burnin the fags
User avatar #2952 - wolfypolli (02/23/2015) [-]
Holy **** I didn't know you were still alive.
User avatar #2953 to #2952 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Yeah i'm quite partial to living personally.
#2954 to #2953 - wolfypolli (02/23/2015) [-]
I haven't seen you in forever.
User avatar #2955 to #2954 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
my god that pic

ages old yet it feels just like yesterday.

How have you been.
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - wolfypolli (02/23/2015) [-]
I've been good. I'm pretty busy with school.

I remember the old thread like it was yesterday.
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
they were good days, but good things must pass.

#2950 - mobilebull (02/19/2015) [-]
I just want you to know you are awesome
I just want you to know you are awesome
User avatar #2951 to #2950 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Oh I'm not that awesome, just some fag on the internet..
User avatar #2935 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
holy **** its been a while since we last spoke.
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Now there is a name i haven't seen in a very long time. What's going on?
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
not too much, i'm in college now which is pretty sweet, there's very few people back from the boards i still speak to tbh. how's life going for ya dude?
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Doing pretty good, working as a pharmacy tech, gunna go to college so i can become a pharmacist. Other than that I'm still playing tons of vidya and whatnot
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
fair enough man, i did work experience in a pharmacy a year or so back, it was pretty decent, ended up getting paid a bit even though it was technically voluntary. had to start playing less games. ******* UK college man. the one i'm at is specialised for medicine and it's 9-5 every day. i'm basically a wreck by the end of the day haha
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Damn man, but if you keep up the good work it will all pay off man
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yup. i get a lot of work placement and stuff at this college, there's a ****** huge lab in the basement too. they spent £3 million on it so it's pretty sweet, we get to use it quite a lot.
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
That's awesome, what do you do in that lab?
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
recently we grew some weird bacteria **** that fluoresed under UV light, had to purify the protein and **** . pretty ******* awful smelling but it was pretty cool. also done some other stuff on testing antimicrobial properties of different fruits.

and that ******* smelled like death incarnate too. bacteria are ******* gross.
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
but i sounds pretty neat aside from the awful smells
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification from it. i can only really use it as work experience for university applications, so idk it's got its ups and downs.
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only **** like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 to #2948 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2932 - papafrank (02/15/2015) [-]
Time for you to listen to real hiphop.
Time for you to listen to real hiphop.
#2933 to #2932 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
masterpiece
masterpiece
#2934 to #2933 - papafrank (02/15/2015) [-]
Lemme bley u deh song of my ppl
Lemme bley u deh song of my ppl
#2927 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
U r dum
User avatar #2929 to #2928 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm gunna raep ur booty hole
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
pls be gentle
#2931 to #2930 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Ok bby
Ok bby
#2908 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Latias and Latinos r dum
Latias and Latinos r dum
#2913 to #2912 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
OK
OK
User avatar #2917 to #2916 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Mug
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
tug
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
On dis dick
User avatar #2920 to #2919 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
any time bby
User avatar #2921 to #2920 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
OK bby
User avatar #2904 - shadowrated (02/06/2015) [-]
you're helping out with peoples problems?

i want to be lv 600 but i have 0 motivation
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - creamNscream ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
**** post on boards and post in newest uploads.

boom, level 600

that or post tits in ****
User avatar #2907 to #2905 - shadowrated (02/06/2015) [-]
i know how to get thumbs. i just don't have the proper motivation

what do?
User avatar #2909 to #2907 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Kill ur self
User avatar #2923 to #2922 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I kno
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - shadowrated (02/07/2015) [-]
:(
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to think i made you a profile pic
www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/606239#606239
User avatar #2925 to #2924 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Nah
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