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#22 - This guy below you... This guy is just not going far in life  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Bitch asked for it. +1
#25 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Ha that's pretty funny right there.
#21 - your real tough **** aren't you? god i'm tired of…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Bitch asked for it. +2
#23 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Actually yes I am tough shit. Not all the time. Just when people deserve it. Like if a man ever hits a woman.
User avatar #35 - iamintofunny (01/10/2012) [-]
I agree with you to the point you said to never hit a girl by everything they have did.
This police have warned the woman, but this woman gives a big no by backslapping him.
That means he have rightfully an honor to use any means possible.
"That is still in the country's law, that is."

Now back to your post. I agree.
But in some cases, i will beat them semi-automatically. If they did not listen to my warning.

(In case of she is awfully wrong, like hitting your daughter, slapping your wife, and mocking your family, when she does not respond equally to what i said an apologize, i will report her to the police. Before that i will give my handmade flying triple slap if she still does all of the above.)

Woman, are supposed to be respected until they are not respecting herself and the other.

TL;DR The sequence is:
1. Woman bugs you.
2. Give first warning.
3. Continues to bug you out.
4a. Slap
4b. Give second warning.
5. Still bugs you and ask for woman's rights (to bug you out)
6. Slap
7. Cries for not getting their "rights"
8. Calls police for her "continual Annoyance"
#24 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
im tough shit to look
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#27 - yayitzmatt (01/10/2012) [-]
Looks like you're not ready for the Big Leagues quite yet, little man.
#28 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
I think i am
You think your tuff shit I'm Still in young marines and i dont brag about being tuff. take your shit else were
#29 - yayitzmatt (01/10/2012) [-]
Whoa, bro. Maybe check the names? I was just joking around posting a related picture.. I suppose I could take my funny elsewhere.
#30 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
i'm sorry.
you left joked at the wrong time though and i didn't exactly think. "let me check the name"
#32 - yayitzmatt (01/10/2012) [-]
K.
#34 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest boner
User avatar #31 - bakinboy (01/10/2012) [-]
you guys are funny
#33 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
nice username
#39 - nadastress (01/10/2012) [-]
#19 - you sir are ******* retarded. HES NOT …  [+] (15 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Bitch asked for it. +4
#20 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
The circumstances don't matter one bit. You NEVER hit a girl. Like I said if you do I hope you get your ass handed to you. I know if I ever saw a girl get hit by a man that guy would have to go through me.
User avatar #41 - oCrAzYtOwNo (01/11/2012) [-]
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! DAYUM THIS GUY GOT DEM BALL DUN HE! SAYIN ALL THAT SHIT ON THE INTERNET! EY BOY WUDNT BE SO DERN TUF IF WE WURN HEMISPHERES APURT. oh and i forgot, this is the internet!
User avatar #21 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
your real tough shit aren't you? god i'm tired of these melon munchers saying how they'll kick people asses
IF someone gets hit they can either walk away or hit back. I don't hit girls, I understand thats a given but he's saying that if she thinks she can just hit him she's stupid because if someone hits you then you automatically have the right to hit them back
#23 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Actually yes I am tough shit. Not all the time. Just when people deserve it. Like if a man ever hits a woman.
User avatar #35 - iamintofunny (01/10/2012) [-]
I agree with you to the point you said to never hit a girl by everything they have did.
This police have warned the woman, but this woman gives a big no by backslapping him.
That means he have rightfully an honor to use any means possible.
"That is still in the country's law, that is."

Now back to your post. I agree.
But in some cases, i will beat them semi-automatically. If they did not listen to my warning.

(In case of she is awfully wrong, like hitting your daughter, slapping your wife, and mocking your family, when she does not respond equally to what i said an apologize, i will report her to the police. Before that i will give my handmade flying triple slap if she still does all of the above.)

Woman, are supposed to be respected until they are not respecting herself and the other.

TL;DR The sequence is:
1. Woman bugs you.
2. Give first warning.
3. Continues to bug you out.
4a. Slap
4b. Give second warning.
5. Still bugs you and ask for woman's rights (to bug you out)
6. Slap
7. Cries for not getting their "rights"
8. Calls police for her "continual Annoyance"
#24 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
im tough shit to look
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#27 - yayitzmatt (01/10/2012) [-]
Looks like you're not ready for the Big Leagues quite yet, little man.
#28 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
I think i am
You think your tuff shit I'm Still in young marines and i dont brag about being tuff. take your shit else were
#29 - yayitzmatt (01/10/2012) [-]
Whoa, bro. Maybe check the names? I was just joking around posting a related picture.. I suppose I could take my funny elsewhere.
#30 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
i'm sorry.
you left joked at the wrong time though and i didn't exactly think. "let me check the name"
#32 - yayitzmatt (01/10/2012) [-]
K.
#34 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest boner
User avatar #31 - bakinboy (01/10/2012) [-]
you guys are funny
#33 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
nice username
#39 - nadastress (01/10/2012) [-]
#10 - right? i do it and no one has a ******* clue 01/10/2012 on This is the man. +3
#8 - ok, Actually I agree I hate people who constantly rage about i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2012 on This is the man. +7
#9 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#10 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
right? i do it and no one has a fucking clue
#6 - im not trying to start anything but why?  [+] (20 new replies) 01/10/2012 on This is the man. +8
#7 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Cuz I hate potheads and their shitty culture. Plus it just makes them mad that it's not legal.
User avatar #15 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
Potheads don't have a culture, and if I'm bias I don't care.
Why would we name a minuscule, compared to the world pop., group a culture?
Might as well say paedophiles have a culture, or gamers.
#17 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Potheads absolutely have a culture. Are you really that retarded?
User avatar #18 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
Are you? Potheads, yes, are douchebaggy Ron Paul hatergots that might not even smoke in the first place. But actual pot smokers don't give a fuck. They don't rave about weed being medical, or complain how it should be legal. They just wanna smoke in peace.
It seems you have only met the asshole versions of potsmokers. The minority, yet the most infamous, that give the larger, quieter majority a bad name.
#19 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Yes they fucking do. Good lord you people are dumber than I thought.
#33 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
http://www dot cannabisculture dot com/
They have their own magazine retard.
User avatar #31 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
You know what's funny, I sate facts about why potheads don't have a culture, yet all you do is yell YES like the way a 5 year old argues.
Try presenting actual statistics to prove potheads, and maybe I won't be ashamed of actually conversing with you.
#32 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
You're a fucking idiot. Potheads don't have a culture. Yet there are thousands of potheads that live their life around the fucking plant. How blind are you?
User avatar #34 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? You said it yourself you hate their 'culture', now you say they don't have one.
Fucking remember what you say.
And so what if they like the plant. It's been proven to do less damage to your body than alcohol, and if they want to smoke, let 'em. You're not the one smoking, you'r not the one doing anything, so why hate?
#36 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
I was being sarcastic. Hurr durr its good for you. Fucking idiot stoner. I hope that it never get's passed. Just so idiots like you can always have something to rage about.
User avatar #37 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
I actually have not smoked, nor will I ever. I just support it. Not all people who support pot are stoners. We've got doctors, cancer patients and veterans on our side.
Who do you have? Some butt hurt christianRon Paul haters and angry internet lurkers?
Not to mention all the facts the guy in the video mentioned. Like it would save money for one.
Passing the act is a smart move.
#38 - underwaterbimboss (01/11/2012) [-]
I will vote it down every time. If it is to be legalized it should be for medicinal purposes and not for idiots to say they have a bad back and abuse it. That's why it shouldn't be legalized. The only reason you should have it is if you are very very sick.
User avatar #39 - DJKitty (01/11/2012) [-]
I disagree. If alcohol is worse than weed, why is it legal and weed isn't? If people can make themselves feel good with alcohol, why not weed?
Weed should be treated like alcohol. Such as no smoking in public, public intoxication is reprimand-able, only smoke in closed cafe's or homes, license to sell, and much more.
Crime rate would go down, who would try to sell something illegally when you could buy it yourself?
#35 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - robopuppy (01/10/2012) [-]
Maybe what you're talking about is those dickheads who think they're stoners. they do it to be cool. They have a culture that they made up themselves to seem cool. Actual stoners really don't care if you follow culture or not, they just enjoy pot.
#24 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Thats the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Is that why everyone who I have seen that smokes pot has a pot leaf on everything in their house. Fucking losers.
User avatar #26 - robopuppy (01/10/2012) [-]
That's because the only people who fucking go around like douchebags telling random people is because they are the previously mentioned dickheads.
User avatar #8 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
ok, Actually I agree I hate people who constantly rage about it, i hate when people tell everyone they do it. it you do it thats between you and who you do it with noone else gives a fuck
#9 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#10 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
right? i do it and no one has a fucking clue
#7 - Picture 01/10/2012 on bouncy-Mrpickens 0
#7 - getting technical the impact from a bullet kills people 01/10/2012 on guns don't kill people.. +5
#33 - Picture 01/09/2012 on Follow your dreams +7
#23 - or string? But wait. WHAT IF THERE ISNT STRING? 01/09/2012 on Puppy Totally Pumped About... 0
#33 - GRAB THIS MAN SOME VIKADEN AND SLEEP IN THAT ROOM! 01/09/2012 on Challenge Accepted +5
#108 - Picture 01/09/2012 on 0.000000000!%! +2
#30 - **crazecraka rolls 1,483** 01/09/2012 on Troll + banana peel = win! +4
#97 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2012 on 0.000000000!%! +2
User avatar #107 - gioisgreat (01/09/2012) [-]
This is like dividing by zero, its just can't happen!

#108 - crazecraka (01/09/2012) [-]
#1275 - 1992 – In New York, Mafia boss John Gotti is convicted of mu… 01/09/2012 on Wikipedia Past Life Game 0
#675 - **crazecraka rolled a random image posted in comment #149 a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2012 on Friends.. +5
#710 - gagu (01/08/2012) [-]
**gagu rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Lazy **
#712 - gagu (01/08/2012) [-]
**gagu rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Chuck Norris' house **
#550 - "Never," Malice signaled to Zak. 01/07/2012 on Book game 0
#200 - **crazecraka rolls 53** dubs and your a fat melon munch… 01/07/2012 on Humans Have No Humanity. 0
#46 - Picture 01/04/2012 on Insane-o-tron 2012 +1
#45 - I decided to copy you because I wanna be funny to :(  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on Insane-o-tron 2012 +1
#46 - crazecraka (01/04/2012) [-]
#4 - II ******* found you but my camera wasnt on yet!!!! 01/04/2012 on Omegle: Silent Hill (Scraps... 0
#5 - Picture 01/04/2012 on Waste some hours +1
#3 - no its not? 01/04/2012 on Waste some hours 0
#109 - **crazecraka rolls 66** <--- you could be like me if … 01/04/2012 on Spider in Car +3
#1 - Picture 01/04/2012 on Waste some hours 0
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User avatar #243 - jmezfm (12/06/2012) [-]
thanks bro!
User avatar #244 to #243 - crazecraka (12/06/2012) [-]
no probb
User avatar #224 - shadowstepone (09/18/2012) [-]
sheep egg vs pig egg?
User avatar #225 to #224 - crazecraka (09/18/2012) [-]
sure roll 1 or 2
User avatar #227 to #225 - shadowstepone (09/18/2012) [-]
**shadowstepone rolls 0**
User avatar #229 to #227 - crazecraka (09/18/2012) [-]
**crazecraka rolls 9**
User avatar #230 to #229 - shadowstepone (09/18/2012) [-]
send the trade.
User avatar #212 - dallay (09/18/2012) [-]
pony for pony?
User avatar #214 to #212 - crazecraka (09/18/2012) [-]
go for it
User avatar #218 to #214 - dallay (09/18/2012) [-]
**dallay rolls 5**
User avatar #220 to #218 - crazecraka (09/18/2012) [-]
**crazecraka rolls 7**
User avatar #221 to #220 - dallay (09/18/2012) [-]
sending item good gamble.
User avatar #223 to #221 - crazecraka (09/18/2012) [-]
you to bro
#195 - shutupandsleepwith **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #199 to #195 - crazecraka (09/18/2012) [-]
**crazecraka rolls 24**
User avatar #190 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
do you trade or whats up?
User avatar #192 to #191 - antimedic (09/17/2012) [-]
what do you trade..like whatcha want etc lol
User avatar #193 to #192 - crazecraka (09/17/2012) [-]
I want chests and such, i'll trade anything for chests and keys
User avatar #189 - mcgogz (09/17/2012) [-]
gear for my ingot?
User avatar #188 - weinerdick (09/17/2012) [-]
Uhhhh another wooden key chest? :|
User avatar #187 - toshiumezawa (09/17/2012) [-]
Pony Hoof , Angelic Ingot, and Pony Figurine is my offer
User avatar #184 - anxious (09/17/2012) [-]
demonic ore for thumbs key?
User avatar #185 to #184 - crazecraka (09/17/2012) [-]
I need chest and key as a pair
User avatar #186 to #185 - anxious (09/17/2012) [-]
damn
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User avatar #181 to #180 - crazecraka (09/17/2012) [-]
why what
#182 to #181 - keldep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #183 to #182 - crazecraka (09/17/2012) [-]
Just ******* around. I got rid of all my items today
User avatar #172 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (09/17/2012) [-]
**rocsoge rolls 65** if i dont win i will be REALLY upset
User avatar #173 to #172 - crazecraka (09/17/2012) [-]
**crazecraka rolls 21** If i don't win then i'll be out of my best items
User avatar #174 to #173 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (09/17/2012) [-]
**** YEAH!
User avatar #176 to #175 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (09/17/2012) [-]
cant find the fish can you send trade?
User avatar #177 to #176 - crazecraka (09/17/2012) [-]
I can't find it either
User avatar #178 to #177 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (09/17/2012) [-]
texas fish instead?
User avatar #171 - neathhtreefitty (09/17/2012) [-]
My redblue neon coral fish, against your thumb sword?
User avatar #169 - Ryu (09/16/2012) [-]
pig egg for sheep egg?
User avatar #167 - freakaleak (09/16/2012) [-]
how many WCI's for sheep egg?
User avatar #168 to #167 - crazecraka (09/16/2012) [-]
2000
200 for 10k item
User avatar #161 - antimedic (09/10/2012) [-]
can i trade for your 2 big fishes :D?
User avatar #147 - sewing (09/09/2012) [-]
Gambling 44 dubs for your crystal toast?
User avatar #149 to #147 - crazecraka (09/09/2012) [-]
**crazecraka rolls 9** sure
User avatar #152 to #149 - sewing (09/09/2012) [-]
**sewing rolls 7**
User avatar #144 - scoobydoobydo (09/09/2012) [-]
Gambling crystal toast *roll 2* last one didnt roll fail -_-
User avatar #145 to #144 - scoobydoobydo (09/09/2012) [-]
**scoobydoobydo rolls 55**
User avatar #150 to #145 - crazecraka (09/09/2012) [-]
dude what the ******* **** just happened
User avatar #148 to #145 - crazecraka (09/09/2012) [-]
**crazecraka rolls 55**
User avatar #151 to #148 - scoobydoobydo (09/09/2012) [-]
Oh.my. ******* .god. Who is gonna screen cap this and get front page?
User avatar #146 to #145 - scoobydoobydo (09/09/2012) [-]
Omg sorry first time rolling forgot you only role 1. But dubs so do I win lol?
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User avatar #141 - chatpads (09/09/2012) [-]
wanna gamble yellow tangs?
User avatar #142 to #141 - crazecraka (09/09/2012) [-]
nah something small like angelic ore
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