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    Classic Mickey the Shit Classic Mickey the Shit
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    Doge of Venice Doge of Venice
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#27 - I can't, I-I simply can't. 08/18/2014 on A? +3
#79 - I said a silly and I will never do it again 08/16/2014 on Scary elevator prank 0
#4 - spell your ****** words right you dopey cunt 08/14/2014 on sunsets +1
#1 - Sometimes you have just to stop wondering over your fantasies … 08/14/2014 on Thought I was the only one... 0
#1 - my worst nightmare is to be masturbating and thinking things l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on He Was Finally Alone 0
User avatar #2 - bowbag (08/14/2014) [-]
That would indeed be a nightmare. What if she further upped the ante by offering money, "I'm so horny mister anonymous male, I'll pay you 1 million dollars if you give it to me right now" And then there you are you are completely un-aroused your hands perfectly soft from a fresh coating of hand lotion.

I will say though that given the situation you may surprise yourself with the ability to perform. At least it's happened to me with a gf that came over unexpected right after wankin took place.
#1 - diarrhoea strikes bitch squirted like But I'm wonderi… 08/14/2014 on How to be cool +11
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Scary elevator prank -27
User avatar #19 - pphuckingh (08/15/2014) [-]
"This is Ashton Kutcher and you've just been punked"
#8 - gangbangtime (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - popnotes (08/15/2014) [-]
Remind us all of what crashbandicunt said
User avatar #79 - crashbandicunt (08/16/2014) [-]
I said a silly and I will never do it again
#29 - I'm not your friend you little pisspot 08/14/2014 on Pick your poison 0
#2 - yeah, wow, I laughed until my cat died and I could take my fist out  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Sorry +28
User avatar #7 - alphagex (08/15/2014) [-]
No Mcdonald's for your cat.
#6 - No. It's merely the determining factor. 08/14/2014 on ass -3
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#1 - butterisgood (06/29/2013) [-]
I like your name.
I like your name.
#2 to #1 - crashbandicunt (06/29/2013) [-]
You're too kind!
You're too kind!
#3 to #2 - butterisgood (06/29/2013) [-]
No problem.
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