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#49 - Ain't shoving it in my ass ****** , that was never…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Cosplay+3D Printing = Awesome +2
User avatar #51 - popnotes (08/30/2014) [-]
Duke the Bad Dragon, the OG dragon dick.

Also what jukuku said.
User avatar #50 - jukuku (08/30/2014) [-]
You have to put it in your mouth at least.

#13 - I have a 3D printer, If you want, First response to r…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Cosplay+3D Printing = Awesome +28
User avatar #55 - jukuku (08/30/2014) [-]
We're waiting bro, how long does the printing take? And remember, that fucking thing is going in your mouth.
User avatar #46 - AnomynousUser (08/29/2014) [-]
And with that dragon dildo, pics or didn't happen.
#43 - uve (08/29/2014) [-]
vivian james
#32 - gitanisme (08/29/2014) [-]
#28 - thismustbeseen (08/29/2014) [-]
Are you regretting your decision?

Print the dildo. Do it fagget
#27 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
simply print another 3d printer
User avatar #23 - alstorp (08/29/2014) [-]
Print a FJ thumb
#19 - clokey (08/29/2014) [-]
sanic the hegehog mask.
#16 - hashtagopinion (08/29/2014) [-]
#PrintSomePaperYouFuckingCashul
User avatar #14 - lotengo (08/29/2014) [-]
dragondildo, shove it in your ass when its done printing
User avatar #53 - lotengo (08/30/2014) [-]
i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/370/164/676.jpg

Link because im not sure this is SFW
Dont be a smartass by printing the soda can.
#49 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/30/2014) [-]
Ain't shoving it in my ass nigguh, that was never part of the deal.

Gonna take a while to make a 3D CAD model of it so I can print it.

Do you have a preferred model of dragon dildo or should I just pick one
User avatar #51 - popnotes (08/30/2014) [-]
Duke the Bad Dragon, the OG dragon dick.

Also what jukuku said.
User avatar #50 - jukuku (08/30/2014) [-]
You have to put it in your mouth at least.

User avatar #45 - popnotes (08/29/2014) [-]
WE'RE WAITING CRANKY
User avatar #40 - newvein (08/29/2014) [-]
that size limit tho
User avatar #54 - lotengo (08/30/2014) [-]
make it a decent scale
User avatar #25 - jukuku (08/29/2014) [-]
Come on faggots, thumb this shit up.
User avatar #22 - nemecyst (08/29/2014) [-]
Fun fact they use 3D printers at Bad Dragon to create the beta models of new toys.
User avatar #34 - jaggedherp (08/29/2014) [-]
For once, a fun fact that's actually fun
#21 - hashtagopinion (08/29/2014) [-]
#DuringPrintingWouldBeMoreImpressive
#4 - That ******* green chair 08/25/2014 on Party Pug 0
#997 - **crankypantsmcgruff rolls 48** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#34 - Canberra Mentioned, swell with slow internet and civil servants  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Thanks Verizon 0
User avatar #50 - fisheh (08/02/2014) [-]
thats about what i get from comcast here in virginia
#95 - "This trick" " ******* made in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
#97 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
I understood her request to be that they live together as a couple, and in that context yes,I would expect them to sleep together.
My point is that moving in is an awful big !! first !! Step for any relationship. The virtuous tend to get married first, secular couples tend to have sex first.
I think he 's being naive.
#86 - umm dude where did he say she wouldn't be paying? you live in …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
#88 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
You honestly think a girl that deliberately manipulates a guy who has confessed feelings for her in the past has any intention of paying for anything? She asked to move in before she even kissed him. She's playing this guy.

And no, i live in a very nice neighborhood. But wtf does my/anyone's socioeconomic status have to do with their willingness to manipulate and mistreat people?
#95 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
"This trick" "fucking made in the shade" "having to put out"

And you just expect someone to fuck you if you move in with them? what a fucking grub. You're as sexist as any feminazi.

They've been best friends for ages, I'm sorry your ex cheated on you or whatever but don't express that by being an idiot
#97 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
I understood her request to be that they live together as a couple, and in that context yes,I would expect them to sleep together.
My point is that moving in is an awful big !! first !! Step for any relationship. The virtuous tend to get married first, secular couples tend to have sex first.
I think he 's being naive.
User avatar #91 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
She's going to be paying rent. She doesn't where she currently is, but we already agreed to split it 50 50 when we get our place.
#96 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
Would her current residence just happen to be her parent's house or current boyfriend's place?
Moving in together is an awful big [u]first[/u] step in a relationship.
If you want this girl to have any respect for you , say no .
#56 - There's a couple reasons: >Just in case best friend doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
#52 - Hopefully the new girl understands the situation, Protip: find…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #54 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Nah, I get it man, the best teacher is experience, and clearly you have. Also, I'm curious, what benefit would having a bro join us have? (I was contemplating that already to kind of act as a buffer, but I want to know what your reasoning is)
#56 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
There's a couple reasons:
>Just in case best friend does something crazy...can act as a witness (like claims you did something to her or whatever).
>Also a bro would make things easier for 'new girl' to take rather than you moving in with just best friend
>Having another person in the house prevents best friend from monopolizing you
>Makes the entire thing less serious and means if you want to no longer live with best friend it hurts her less when you move out.

Effectively the dynamic within the house is completely different if there's 3 of you as opposed to just 2 of you.
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
#47 - Saw another comment. Same thing happened to my current gf, it'…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #51 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Oddly, it has been *kind of* working that way the past week. Making that official sounds good.
#52 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
Hopefully the new girl understands the situation, Protip: find a bro that can move in with you and best friend.

Hope everything goes well, sorry for my assertive comments, this struck a bit too close to home for me
User avatar #54 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Nah, I get it man, the best teacher is experience, and clearly you have. Also, I'm curious, what benefit would having a bro join us have? (I was contemplating that already to kind of act as a buffer, but I want to know what your reasoning is)
#56 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
There's a couple reasons:
>Just in case best friend does something crazy...can act as a witness (like claims you did something to her or whatever).
>Also a bro would make things easier for 'new girl' to take rather than you moving in with just best friend
>Having another person in the house prevents best friend from monopolizing you
>Makes the entire thing less serious and means if you want to no longer live with best friend it hurts her less when you move out.

Effectively the dynamic within the house is completely different if there's 3 of you as opposed to just 2 of you.
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
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User avatar #21 - lotengo ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
still waitin on the dildo
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User avatar #18 to #17 - vetis (07/06/2014) [-]
Nevermind. Charging it helped. Should've tried that sooner.
#19 to #18 - crankypantsmcgruff (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah Red is low battery ahaha
#8 - vetis (05/29/2014) [-]
I don't quite understand what this is that came in the mail today, but...

It compels me to praise.
#9 to #8 - vetis (05/29/2014) [-]
You think you're so ******* clever, don't you? I'll ******* rek u m8
#11 to #9 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
and m80 I'm ******* hilarious
#10 to #9 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
Technology will never progress beyond the Sony Xperia play:

slide it, feel it, get intimate with its design.

When I become a billionaire I am going to order a new one of these every year with the same design but updated hardware.
User avatar #12 to #10 - vetis (05/31/2014) [-]
It is pretty slick. I'm still getting used to it, never had a smartphone or any touch screen technology. But, I got some games on it! Took a while to move the ISO file but totally worth it. So I've got three Disgaea games, and FF7 Crisis Core. I'd like to see if I can get a GBA emulator on this beautiful creature and put Pokemon games on it as well, someday.
#13 to #12 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
I hope it all works properly you'll need to fiddle with the settings and stuff to get PSP games working at full speed, but you'll get a feel for what works and doesn't eventually. The custom firmware can be a bit dodge at times but if it screws up completely let me know.

There are GBA emulators everywhere but you could get a DraStic and play the DS ones as well.
User avatar #14 to #13 - vetis (05/31/2014) [-]
The only things I've noticed is, when I mess with some of the phone settings it'll say the program needs to be forced to close. And when I left it in my pocket while walking around and took it back out it refused to actually go to the screen until I removed and replaced the battery. But hell, nothing is perfect, not really big issues. If it ever just takes a massive **** on itself I'll let you know, but I can work around the usual stuff.

And yeah, I need to tinker with the settings for the PPSSPP to get the games running at normal speed. I doubt an emulator will run Crisis Core at top settings, but I can get settle for whatever it'll go with. And there's no need for a DS emulator, I have a 3DS. ♥

Oh, and, I just wanna thank you again for this lovely machine. I'd say I'd name my firstborn after you but I absolutely ******* hate children so you'd never get your reward. So, settle for the sincere gratitude of a random American. If you ever need me to re-nuke Japan, I'll try. I'm curious to see how much stranger that place can get.
#15 to #14 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
If you find that the screen isn't turning on after you have had it in your pocket for a bit, check to see whether the battery is a tight fit in the compartment. I also found that this same thing happened when I slid the gamepad open. I have a third-party battery in my Xperia play, and I had to put a couple layers of tape around the top to make it longer and fit really snug. This fixed the problem by ensuring the electrodes remain in contact.

I have crisis core running at full speed on my device, sometimes it lags at the video cinematics but for gameplay it's full framerate. I also have Disgea 3 working as well.

Yeah some of the phone settings don't like being changed, mine has that but I've never been bothered to look for a fix for it.

Note: When your phone is shut-down improperly or crashes, the Overclocking program won't initialize automatically, and you need to open "no Frills CPU control" and click "apply" don't change the settings unless you know what u r doing.
User avatar #16 to #15 - vetis (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, good idea. And I'm happy to hear the gameplay works fine. I watched the opening cinematic and it was a little sketchy so I assumed gameplay would be as well. Can't wait to get my **** kicked in by Genesis again. WOO.

I'll make sure the CPU control is up and working again. Not gonna touch the settings, I'll just assume they're doing fine. You seem like you know your **** . Probably better than I do, as well. Lol.
User avatar #1 - vetis (05/18/2014) [-]
Got any ETA on the Xperia? Ebay has no updates on it, but the battery should be here tomorrow I believe, same with the 16GB card.
#2 to #1 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/18/2014) [-]
Should be there this week. There's no tracking details for it. But It's only been 1 business day since I posted it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vetis (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, that's fine. No rush, just wondered why ebay wasn't updating.
#4 to #3 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/19/2014) [-]
lol, it's not automatic, I just didn't update it as posted I figured the picture was sufficient.
lol, it's not automatic, I just didn't update it as posted I figured the picture was sufficient.

#5 to #4 - vetis (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't have a single 						*******					 picture to compete with that. Damnit. Lmao   
   
Picture was enough, I just don't know 						****					 about sending stuff on ebay. I only know how to spend more money than I should on it. It's a nice tactic, try it sometime. 						****					 just rains on your doorstep.
I don't have a single ******* picture to compete with that. Damnit. Lmao

Picture was enough, I just don't know **** about sending stuff on ebay. I only know how to spend more money than I should on it. It's a nice tactic, try it sometime. **** just rains on your doorstep.
#6 to #5 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/19/2014) [-]
Ahahaha, eBay is for casuals. Dealextreme or Aliexpress are for pros, acid rain direct from China.

Git Gud
#7 to #6 - vetis (05/19/2014) [-]
Been on Aliexpress once to look for Kagepro cosplay outfits. Then I realized I'd only wear them on halloween and no one would get the reference so I didn't buy them. </3 Tragic

I'll check them out more next time I have money to throw away, but now that I've found a store within driving distance that sells really old games [bitches even have ataris] I don't have much use for online shopping now.
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