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#997 - **crankypantsmcgruff rolls 48** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#34 - Canberra Mentioned, swell with slow internet and civil servants  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Thanks Verizon 0
User avatar #50 - fisheh (08/02/2014) [-]
thats about what i get from comcast here in virginia
#95 - "This trick" " ******* made in the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
#97 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
I understood her request to be that they live together as a couple, and in that context yes,I would expect them to sleep together.
My point is that moving in is an awful big !! first !! Step for any relationship. The virtuous tend to get married first, secular couples tend to have sex first.
I think he 's being naive.
#86 - umm dude where did he say she wouldn't be paying? you live in …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
#88 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
You honestly think a girl that deliberately manipulates a guy who has confessed feelings for her in the past has any intention of paying for anything? She asked to move in before she even kissed him. She's playing this guy.

And no, i live in a very nice neighborhood. But wtf does my/anyone's socioeconomic status have to do with their willingness to manipulate and mistreat people?
#95 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
"This trick" "fucking made in the shade" "having to put out"

And you just expect someone to fuck you if you move in with them? what a fucking grub. You're as sexist as any feminazi.

They've been best friends for ages, I'm sorry your ex cheated on you or whatever but don't express that by being an idiot
#97 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
I understood her request to be that they live together as a couple, and in that context yes,I would expect them to sleep together.
My point is that moving in is an awful big !! first !! Step for any relationship. The virtuous tend to get married first, secular couples tend to have sex first.
I think he 's being naive.
User avatar #91 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
She's going to be paying rent. She doesn't where she currently is, but we already agreed to split it 50 50 when we get our place.
#96 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
Would her current residence just happen to be her parent's house or current boyfriend's place?
Moving in together is an awful big [u]first[/u] step in a relationship.
If you want this girl to have any respect for you , say no .
#56 - There's a couple reasons: >Just in case best friend doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
#52 - Hopefully the new girl understands the situation, Protip: find…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #54 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Nah, I get it man, the best teacher is experience, and clearly you have. Also, I'm curious, what benefit would having a bro join us have? (I was contemplating that already to kind of act as a buffer, but I want to know what your reasoning is)
#56 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
There's a couple reasons:
>Just in case best friend does something crazy...can act as a witness (like claims you did something to her or whatever).
>Also a bro would make things easier for 'new girl' to take rather than you moving in with just best friend
>Having another person in the house prevents best friend from monopolizing you
>Makes the entire thing less serious and means if you want to no longer live with best friend it hurts her less when you move out.

Effectively the dynamic within the house is completely different if there's 3 of you as opposed to just 2 of you.
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
#47 - Saw another comment. Same thing happened to my current gf, it'…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #51 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Oddly, it has been *kind of* working that way the past week. Making that official sounds good.
#52 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
Hopefully the new girl understands the situation, Protip: find a bro that can move in with you and best friend.

Hope everything goes well, sorry for my assertive comments, this struck a bit too close to home for me
User avatar #54 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Nah, I get it man, the best teacher is experience, and clearly you have. Also, I'm curious, what benefit would having a bro join us have? (I was contemplating that already to kind of act as a buffer, but I want to know what your reasoning is)
#56 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
There's a couple reasons:
>Just in case best friend does something crazy...can act as a witness (like claims you did something to her or whatever).
>Also a bro would make things easier for 'new girl' to take rather than you moving in with just best friend
>Having another person in the house prevents best friend from monopolizing you
>Makes the entire thing less serious and means if you want to no longer live with best friend it hurts her less when you move out.

Effectively the dynamic within the house is completely different if there's 3 of you as opposed to just 2 of you.
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
#46 - If you want my opinion, I'd say move in with her as friends if…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. +2
#80 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
are you nuts? move in just as friends? really?
The only reason this trick is asking to move in with him is so she can save a few bucks on the damn rent. If he asks her to be "just friend" she'll have it fucking made in the shade. No rent and not having to put out....
He needs to live alone until HE decides who the fuck moves in, not just some chick that asked.
#86 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
umm dude where did he say she wouldn't be paying? you live in the hood or some shit?
#88 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
You honestly think a girl that deliberately manipulates a guy who has confessed feelings for her in the past has any intention of paying for anything? She asked to move in before she even kissed him. She's playing this guy.

And no, i live in a very nice neighborhood. But wtf does my/anyone's socioeconomic status have to do with their willingness to manipulate and mistreat people?
#95 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
"This trick" "fucking made in the shade" "having to put out"

And you just expect someone to fuck you if you move in with them? what a fucking grub. You're as sexist as any feminazi.

They've been best friends for ages, I'm sorry your ex cheated on you or whatever but don't express that by being an idiot
#97 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
I understood her request to be that they live together as a couple, and in that context yes,I would expect them to sleep together.
My point is that moving in is an awful big !! first !! Step for any relationship. The virtuous tend to get married first, secular couples tend to have sex first.
I think he 's being naive.
User avatar #91 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
She's going to be paying rent. She doesn't where she currently is, but we already agreed to split it 50 50 when we get our place.
#96 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
Would her current residence just happen to be her parent's house or current boyfriend's place?
Moving in together is an awful big [u]first[/u] step in a relationship.
If you want this girl to have any respect for you , say no .
User avatar #48 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
This makes so much sense. I'm going to do this, at least for now. It gives me a clear path.
#82 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
NO NO NO.
She's using you man. You dont move in BEFORE you have sex. The only possible outcome of you asking her to move in "as friends" is her gleefully sucking you dry of all your monies, you resenting her for it, and her bringing her fuckbuddies over to dangle them in your face.
You tell her the same shit she told you when you confessed your feelings. And stand your ground.
#28 - Dude your best friend seems a bit unstable  [+] (17 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. 0
User avatar #32 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
You picked up on that just from this short blurb? Yeah.. Once I was able to remove my love goggles I noticed that as well, her actions and motives only make sense to her..
#47 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
Saw another comment. Same thing happened to my current gf, it's very hard being their emotional support. You almost NEED someone else so that you can help them as much as you can.

Verdict: >Go with new girl >support best friend and still make her happy > get support from new girl when you need it
User avatar #51 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Oddly, it has been *kind of* working that way the past week. Making that official sounds good.
#52 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
Hopefully the new girl understands the situation, Protip: find a bro that can move in with you and best friend.

Hope everything goes well, sorry for my assertive comments, this struck a bit too close to home for me
User avatar #54 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Nah, I get it man, the best teacher is experience, and clearly you have. Also, I'm curious, what benefit would having a bro join us have? (I was contemplating that already to kind of act as a buffer, but I want to know what your reasoning is)
#56 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
There's a couple reasons:
>Just in case best friend does something crazy...can act as a witness (like claims you did something to her or whatever).
>Also a bro would make things easier for 'new girl' to take rather than you moving in with just best friend
>Having another person in the house prevents best friend from monopolizing you
>Makes the entire thing less serious and means if you want to no longer live with best friend it hurts her less when you move out.

Effectively the dynamic within the house is completely different if there's 3 of you as opposed to just 2 of you.
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
Very true, I'll definitely take that into account
#46 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
If you want my opinion, I'd say move in with her as friends if you want, but don't pursue her romantically, and make it clear that you've moved on. People like that aren't worth it - if you want to make her happy and help her through life, then be her friend. But for a relationship you need someone who is an equal, so that each of you can understand and help each other.

IMO: People like that almost have a tendency to take control of your life, you may find yourself being crippled by her, constantly in a more-than-friends but not quite together situation which only causes you stress. It may be exactly what she wants, but you cannot give someone who is a bit 'out there' everything they want, it just costs you too much.

tl;dr - Not worth going with Best friend

Source: Personal Experience
#80 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
are you nuts? move in just as friends? really?
The only reason this trick is asking to move in with him is so she can save a few bucks on the damn rent. If he asks her to be "just friend" she'll have it fucking made in the shade. No rent and not having to put out....
He needs to live alone until HE decides who the fuck moves in, not just some chick that asked.
#86 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
umm dude where did he say she wouldn't be paying? you live in the hood or some shit?
#88 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
You honestly think a girl that deliberately manipulates a guy who has confessed feelings for her in the past has any intention of paying for anything? She asked to move in before she even kissed him. She's playing this guy.

And no, i live in a very nice neighborhood. But wtf does my/anyone's socioeconomic status have to do with their willingness to manipulate and mistreat people?
#95 - crankypantsmcgruff (08/01/2014) [-]
"This trick" "fucking made in the shade" "having to put out"

And you just expect someone to fuck you if you move in with them? what a fucking grub. You're as sexist as any feminazi.

They've been best friends for ages, I'm sorry your ex cheated on you or whatever but don't express that by being an idiot
#97 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
I understood her request to be that they live together as a couple, and in that context yes,I would expect them to sleep together.
My point is that moving in is an awful big !! first !! Step for any relationship. The virtuous tend to get married first, secular couples tend to have sex first.
I think he 's being naive.
User avatar #91 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
She's going to be paying rent. She doesn't where she currently is, but we already agreed to split it 50 50 when we get our place.
#96 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
Would her current residence just happen to be her parent's house or current boyfriend's place?
Moving in together is an awful big [u]first[/u] step in a relationship.
If you want this girl to have any respect for you , say no .
User avatar #48 - vatra (08/01/2014) [-]
This makes so much sense. I'm going to do this, at least for now. It gives me a clear path.
#82 - xgolgothax (08/01/2014) [-]
NO NO NO.
She's using you man. You dont move in BEFORE you have sex. The only possible outcome of you asking her to move in "as friends" is her gleefully sucking you dry of all your monies, you resenting her for it, and her bringing her fuckbuddies over to dangle them in your face.
You tell her the same shit she told you when you confessed your feelings. And stand your ground.
#33 - I've replaced those batteries myself before, it's not too hard 07/24/2014 on found this ad 0
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User avatar #18 to #17 - vetis (07/06/2014) [-]
Nevermind. Charging it helped. Should've tried that sooner.
#19 to #18 - crankypantsmcgruff (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah Red is low battery ahaha
#8 - vetis (05/29/2014) [-]
I don't quite understand what this is that came in the mail today, but...

It compels me to praise.
#9 to #8 - vetis (05/29/2014) [-]
You think you're so ******* clever, don't you? I'll ******* rek u m8
#11 to #9 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
and m80 I'm ******* hilarious
#10 to #9 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
Technology will never progress beyond the Sony Xperia play:

slide it, feel it, get intimate with its design.

When I become a billionaire I am going to order a new one of these every year with the same design but updated hardware.
User avatar #12 to #10 - vetis (05/31/2014) [-]
It is pretty slick. I'm still getting used to it, never had a smartphone or any touch screen technology. But, I got some games on it! Took a while to move the ISO file but totally worth it. So I've got three Disgaea games, and FF7 Crisis Core. I'd like to see if I can get a GBA emulator on this beautiful creature and put Pokemon games on it as well, someday.
#13 to #12 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
I hope it all works properly you'll need to fiddle with the settings and stuff to get PSP games working at full speed, but you'll get a feel for what works and doesn't eventually. The custom firmware can be a bit dodge at times but if it screws up completely let me know.

There are GBA emulators everywhere but you could get a DraStic and play the DS ones as well.
User avatar #14 to #13 - vetis (05/31/2014) [-]
The only things I've noticed is, when I mess with some of the phone settings it'll say the program needs to be forced to close. And when I left it in my pocket while walking around and took it back out it refused to actually go to the screen until I removed and replaced the battery. But hell, nothing is perfect, not really big issues. If it ever just takes a massive **** on itself I'll let you know, but I can work around the usual stuff.

And yeah, I need to tinker with the settings for the PPSSPP to get the games running at normal speed. I doubt an emulator will run Crisis Core at top settings, but I can get settle for whatever it'll go with. And there's no need for a DS emulator, I have a 3DS. ♥

Oh, and, I just wanna thank you again for this lovely machine. I'd say I'd name my firstborn after you but I absolutely ******* hate children so you'd never get your reward. So, settle for the sincere gratitude of a random American. If you ever need me to re-nuke Japan, I'll try. I'm curious to see how much stranger that place can get.
#15 to #14 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/31/2014) [-]
If you find that the screen isn't turning on after you have had it in your pocket for a bit, check to see whether the battery is a tight fit in the compartment. I also found that this same thing happened when I slid the gamepad open. I have a third-party battery in my Xperia play, and I had to put a couple layers of tape around the top to make it longer and fit really snug. This fixed the problem by ensuring the electrodes remain in contact.

I have crisis core running at full speed on my device, sometimes it lags at the video cinematics but for gameplay it's full framerate. I also have Disgea 3 working as well.

Yeah some of the phone settings don't like being changed, mine has that but I've never been bothered to look for a fix for it.

Note: When your phone is shut-down improperly or crashes, the Overclocking program won't initialize automatically, and you need to open "no Frills CPU control" and click "apply" don't change the settings unless you know what u r doing.
User avatar #16 to #15 - vetis (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, good idea. And I'm happy to hear the gameplay works fine. I watched the opening cinematic and it was a little sketchy so I assumed gameplay would be as well. Can't wait to get my **** kicked in by Genesis again. WOO.

I'll make sure the CPU control is up and working again. Not gonna touch the settings, I'll just assume they're doing fine. You seem like you know your **** . Probably better than I do, as well. Lol.
User avatar #1 - vetis (05/18/2014) [-]
Got any ETA on the Xperia? Ebay has no updates on it, but the battery should be here tomorrow I believe, same with the 16GB card.
#2 to #1 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/18/2014) [-]
Should be there this week. There's no tracking details for it. But It's only been 1 business day since I posted it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vetis (05/19/2014) [-]
Ah, that's fine. No rush, just wondered why ebay wasn't updating.
#4 to #3 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/19/2014) [-]
lol, it's not automatic, I just didn't update it as posted I figured the picture was sufficient.
lol, it's not automatic, I just didn't update it as posted I figured the picture was sufficient.

#5 to #4 - vetis (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't have a single 						*******					 picture to compete with that. Damnit. Lmao   
   
Picture was enough, I just don't know 						****					 about sending stuff on ebay. I only know how to spend more money than I should on it. It's a nice tactic, try it sometime. 						****					 just rains on your doorstep.
I don't have a single ******* picture to compete with that. Damnit. Lmao

Picture was enough, I just don't know **** about sending stuff on ebay. I only know how to spend more money than I should on it. It's a nice tactic, try it sometime. **** just rains on your doorstep.
#6 to #5 - crankypantsmcgruff (05/19/2014) [-]
Ahahaha, eBay is for casuals. Dealextreme or Aliexpress are for pros, acid rain direct from China.

Git Gud
#7 to #6 - vetis (05/19/2014) [-]
Been on Aliexpress once to look for Kagepro cosplay outfits. Then I realized I'd only wear them on halloween and no one would get the reference so I didn't buy them. </3 Tragic

I'll check them out more next time I have money to throw away, but now that I've found a store within driving distance that sells really old games [bitches even have ataris] I don't have much use for online shopping now.
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