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Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
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Ban reason:posting nsfw
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Comment Thumbs: 1394 total,  3168 ,  1774
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#18 - so how do i tell whos thumbed down again...?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on God Bless the Queen +12
User avatar #48 - theshadowed (10/27/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Borris
#62 - could too  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2013 on ART 0
#64 - locoluco (10/23/2013) [-]
prove it
#65 - craigdavid (10/27/2013) [-]
i dont have ten minutes for you, straight up not worth my time
#66 - locoluco (10/27/2013) [-]
shame on you for depriving the world of your "talents"
#67 - craigdavid (10/28/2013) [-]
what talents?
#61 - i dont have ten minutes to spare, unfortunately im not known f… 10/23/2013 on ART -1
#10 - 'wonderful place' 10/20/2013 on This is NSFW 0
#10 - i wonder if admin would ban people who admitted to having ad b… 10/20/2013 on Yet another (may need to... +2
#34 - like this guy, dude its just random shapes. i could make that …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2013 on ART -1
#60 - locoluco (10/21/2013) [-]
except you totally couldn't
#63 - locoluco has deleted their comment.
#62 - craigdavid (10/23/2013) [-]
could too
#64 - locoluco (10/23/2013) [-]
prove it
#65 - craigdavid (10/27/2013) [-]
i dont have ten minutes for you, straight up not worth my time
#66 - locoluco (10/27/2013) [-]
shame on you for depriving the world of your "talents"
#67 - craigdavid (10/28/2013) [-]
what talents?
User avatar #45 - misticalz (10/20/2013) [-]
No it isn't just random shapes.
Make it on paint I fucking dare you.
#61 - craigdavid (10/23/2013) [-]
i dont have ten minutes to spare, unfortunately im not known for modern art so i couldnt sell shit
#33 - people got pretentious as fuck 10/20/2013 on ART 0
#160 - not even gonna lie man you actually won this one, dont even kn…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Joseph Smith, Early Mormon +1
User avatar #161 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ha! Let's call it a draw.
#158 - also this 10/20/2013 on Joseph Smith, Early Mormon 0
#157 - o u mad and i forgot how everyone on the internet ars…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Joseph Smith, Early Mormon 0
User avatar #159 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah, got you on the ropes. It's not actually swatting a fly with a nuke, dicksplash.

Fatality delivered, our hero rides off into the sunset, departing the Kingduh!m of Fuckwittery, Land of the Taintdwellers...

(Thanks for the banter, catch you next time!)
#160 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
not even gonna lie man you actually won this one, dont even know how but kudos
User avatar #161 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ha! Let's call it a draw.
#155 - imma spell it out for you seeing as the point appears to ba fl…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Joseph Smith, Early Mormon 0
#156 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
If only you had the vaguest inkling of how to use punctuation, your Duh!jesty, that might be true. I always knew what you think you said, but not what you actually said.

But your skills at communication are - surprisingly - almost as shit as your skills at abuse and, as we all know, those are very, very, very shit indeed.

You couldn't run rings around a dead hamster; there's no battle of the intellects here, it's like I'm swatting a fly with a nuke.

So, you continue to enjoy your High Fuckwittery and I'll continue to enjoy your total lack of awareness of how dense you apparently are.

Please see if you can find another animated gif that goes along with a long list of repeated "fuckwts" in the hope that you'll convince yourself you don't share the same iq as a jam jar full of frogspawn.

And that's being hard on the frogspawn.
#158 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
also this
#157 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
o u mad

and i forgot how everyone on the internet arses around with perfect spelling

you are a moron

who the fuck swats a fly witha nuke, thats just endangering everyone, fuckwit

i couldnt be arsed to read more of your comment but yeah you a fuckwit
User avatar #159 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah, got you on the ropes. It's not actually swatting a fly with a nuke, dicksplash.

Fatality delivered, our hero rides off into the sunset, departing the Kingduh!m of Fuckwittery, Land of the Taintdwellers...

(Thanks for the banter, catch you next time!)
#160 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
not even gonna lie man you actually won this one, dont even know how but kudos
User avatar #161 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ha! Let's call it a draw.
#176 - aaaaaaaaaaaaah i c to be fair i think hes always been… 10/20/2013 on Seriously... wtf again? 0
#174 - until all the original users leave and you havea hollow shell…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Seriously... wtf again? 0
User avatar #175 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
I mean get google to advertise on here in exchange for cash. But in order for the ads to appear on here there may be no nudity (not even a fucking bikini)
#176 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaah i c

to be fair i think hes always been an antisocial lazy cunt and just fancies getting easy cash

and on the other hand he does provide us with an nsfw side to the site, but i think he should split that into porn and gore and morbid and whatever tf else people wanna have thats against advertiser regs
#171 - i cant believe morbid channel lasted so long but tbh …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Seriously... wtf again? 0
User avatar #172 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
Because it's only till now he wants to get on Google (admin that is) I think it's barely gonna work. That's like moot trying to turn 4chan into the new facebook. Once scat gore porn, always scat gore porn
#174 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
until all the original users leave and you havea hollow shell of site that is, and whay do you mean wants to get on google, if you search for almost any meme on google images there will inevitably be an image thats from this site
User avatar #175 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
I mean get google to advertise on here in exchange for cash. But in order for the ads to appear on here there may be no nudity (not even a fucking bikini)
#176 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaah i c

to be fair i think hes always been an antisocial lazy cunt and just fancies getting easy cash

and on the other hand he does provide us with an nsfw side to the site, but i think he should split that into porn and gore and morbid and whatever tf else people wanna have thats against advertiser regs
#16 - at first i thught the first two comments on this were related … 10/20/2013 on Windows 8 0
#165 - not really, im not seeing a fuckton of kids jumping on pretend…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Seriously... wtf again? 0
User avatar #168 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
Not really talking about the community/comments

More about the content, i came here because it was an alternative to the /b/'s laugh lose threads. There was funny ass gore, some nsfw that is barely noticeable, etc.

But now we're basically forced to post pictures about funny cats and sloths and mfw when potato is er. Funnyjunk became junk.
#171 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
i cant believe morbid channel lasted so long

but tbh man funnyjunk has been ona steady downhill slope for years, the only reason i come back here is because i get bored. ive been here for like four five years now, it used to be immensely good, all the way from the fun interactive cheery admin to the friendly, funny, trollish community

not nemore :'((((
User avatar #172 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
Because it's only till now he wants to get on Google (admin that is) I think it's barely gonna work. That's like moot trying to turn 4chan into the new facebook. Once scat gore porn, always scat gore porn
#174 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
until all the original users leave and you havea hollow shell of site that is, and whay do you mean wants to get on google, if you search for almost any meme on google images there will inevitably be an image thats from this site
User avatar #175 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
I mean get google to advertise on here in exchange for cash. But in order for the ads to appear on here there may be no nudity (not even a fucking bikini)
#176 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaah i c

to be fair i think hes always been an antisocial lazy cunt and just fancies getting easy cash

and on the other hand he does provide us with an nsfw side to the site, but i think he should split that into porn and gore and morbid and whatever tf else people wanna have thats against advertiser regs
#164 - i like you. you help. good monkey, you are n… 10/20/2013 on Seriously... wtf again? +2
#161 - let me put it this way admon and co. thin that they a… 10/20/2013 on Seriously... wtf again? -1
#145 - slack jawed incomprehension he says, while not understanding m…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Joseph Smith, Early Mormon 0
#154 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
And that's why it didn't make sense, your Duh!jesty, King Fuckwit, Lord of the Taint, as it makes me not a fuckwit.

Which demonstrates your level of skill at insults: mushroom.

Your realm now extends from slack-jawed incomprehension to the uttermost depths of hapless moronity.
#155 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
imma spell it out for you seeing as the point appears to ba flying so far over your head its in the stratosphere

the opposite of someone who is not a fuckwit is a fuckwit, so if you came back as the opposite of what you are, and you came back as someone not a fuckwit, what would that make you...?

pic related; me running rings round you

about slackjawed incomprehension, im afraid, lord dickweed, im not able to maintain your position as a lord, you are being demoted to a knight due to poor comprehensive skills

better luck next time
#156 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
If only you had the vaguest inkling of how to use punctuation, your Duh!jesty, that might be true. I always knew what you think you said, but not what you actually said.

But your skills at communication are - surprisingly - almost as shit as your skills at abuse and, as we all know, those are very, very, very shit indeed.

You couldn't run rings around a dead hamster; there's no battle of the intellects here, it's like I'm swatting a fly with a nuke.

So, you continue to enjoy your High Fuckwittery and I'll continue to enjoy your total lack of awareness of how dense you apparently are.

Please see if you can find another animated gif that goes along with a long list of repeated "fuckwts" in the hope that you'll convince yourself you don't share the same iq as a jam jar full of frogspawn.

And that's being hard on the frogspawn.
#158 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
also this
#157 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
o u mad

and i forgot how everyone on the internet arses around with perfect spelling

you are a moron

who the fuck swats a fly witha nuke, thats just endangering everyone, fuckwit

i couldnt be arsed to read more of your comment but yeah you a fuckwit
User avatar #159 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah, got you on the ropes. It's not actually swatting a fly with a nuke, dicksplash.

Fatality delivered, our hero rides off into the sunset, departing the Kingduh!m of Fuckwittery, Land of the Taintdwellers...

(Thanks for the banter, catch you next time!)
#160 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
not even gonna lie man you actually won this one, dont even know how but kudos
User avatar #161 - ivroht (10/20/2013) [-]
Ha! Let's call it a draw.
#61 - merci 10/20/2013 on Yep +1
#21 - ...but which is you? 10/20/2013 on My facebook pic +29
#20 - this  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Yep +1
User avatar #51 - oowanrikoo (10/19/2013) [-]
Your username. I like it.
#61 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
merci
#19 - so here we have somebody who lives on the internet. irl do you… 10/18/2013 on Yep +2
#11 - boom 10/18/2013 on Concentrated Euphoria 0
#10 - how? 10/18/2013 on vintage greentext is best... 0
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