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#158 - >implying its abad thing to assume that when there are pre…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on easy mode 0
#164 - vaporous (11/02/2013) [-]
You know, because black people all live in their own country.
#168 - craigdavid (11/02/2013) [-]
no, but there are a lot of countries with mostly black people, and countries with mostly white people, and countries with mostly asian people. you know, cos thats how the world works.

you know, because when i see an all black workforce i assume its because theyre in a country where there are mostly black people as opposed to one where the working class is predominantly black and nothing else
#157 - scoodle woodle 11/01/2013 on easy mode 0
#3 - except i very much doubt you actually had the bollocks to leav…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on My Plans for Tonight 0
User avatar #4 - johnnybtrollin (11/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, the black kids would've stolen both bowls...
#25 - go with lote or have or late or hove  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#24 - where you at, murrica? 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#21 - wasnt even me 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#6 - who the **** are you and why is your name red 10/31/2013 on Pikapumpkin 0
#19 - wrong gif but still  [+] (5 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#18 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#17 - i see you want a ******** challenge. well then, P…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#22 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#5 - looks like its the shading for the jacket 10/31/2013 on FABRIC STAHP 0
#15 - nope. another cat and this one properly ***** wit…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#16 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
thats does nothing to me but its pretty cute
#17 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i see you want a headfuck challenge. well then, PREPARE THYSELF HEATHEN FOR THE WRATH OF THE GODS
#22 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#26 - how internet so tech savvy wow 10/31/2013 on A True Frienship 0
#13 - i dont even know what any of these are, i saved them allone ti…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#14 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
OMG STAPH
#15 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
nope. another cat and this one properly fucks with your head

its doing it to me now and im only just about to go pick up
#16 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
thats does nothing to me but its pretty cute
#17 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i see you want a headfuck challenge. well then, PREPARE THYSELF HEATHEN FOR THE WRATH OF THE GODS
#22 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#11 - do not say that YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO STONED TO FUNNYJUNK  [+] (17 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#12 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this cat just finished me...
#13 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i dont even know what any of these are, i saved them allone time when iwas chung off my tits, got like anotehr 5
#14 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
OMG STAPH
#15 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
nope. another cat and this one properly fucks with your head

its doing it to me now and im only just about to go pick up
#16 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
thats does nothing to me but its pretty cute
#17 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i see you want a headfuck challenge. well then, PREPARE THYSELF HEATHEN FOR THE WRATH OF THE GODS
#22 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#9 - the relevance of the country it is in is not who can create su…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#10 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
maybe im too stoned to funnyjunk... sorry if it was my fault...
#11 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
do not say that

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO STONED TO FUNNYJUNK
#12 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this cat just finished me...
#13 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i dont even know what any of these are, i saved them allone time when iwas chung off my tits, got like anotehr 5
#14 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
OMG STAPH
#15 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
nope. another cat and this one properly fucks with your head

its doing it to me now and im only just about to go pick up
#16 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
thats does nothing to me but its pretty cute
#17 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i see you want a headfuck challenge. well then, PREPARE THYSELF HEATHEN FOR THE WRATH OF THE GODS
#22 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#7 - this does not look like its likely to be near your hosue …  [+] (26 new replies) 10/31/2013 on easy mode 0
#36 - vaporous (11/01/2013) [-]
>Assuming its another country because black people.
#158 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
>implying its abad thing to assume that when there are predominantly black people in the picture its wrong to assume that the country is likely to be one where the main ehtnicity is black
#164 - vaporous (11/02/2013) [-]
You know, because black people all live in their own country.
#168 - craigdavid (11/02/2013) [-]
no, but there are a lot of countries with mostly black people, and countries with mostly white people, and countries with mostly asian people. you know, cos thats how the world works.

you know, because when i see an all black workforce i assume its because theyre in a country where there are mostly black people as opposed to one where the working class is predominantly black and nothing else
#8 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
you know, maybe there are others people in this world who can do this masterpiece, not just these two black guys...
#31 - peggscott (10/31/2013) [-]
I am black, and I can confirm that it is only these two black guys who can do this...

mfw
#9 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
the relevance of the country it is in is not who can create such a thing, as this i shwo the white english men did MY driveway, it was mroea reference to the fact that you said it happens near your hosue, the first line was saying 'this does not look like it is in the same place as the thing that is near your hosue, ergo there will not necessarily be plumbing or wiring underneath it, therefore you cant really comment on whether it will need to be destroyed to get to anything (ignoring the obvious fact that they could jsut dig to the side then under' the second line was just to back up the first that this is not near your house
#10 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
maybe im too stoned to funnyjunk... sorry if it was my fault...
#11 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
do not say that

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO STONED TO FUNNYJUNK
#12 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this cat just finished me...
#13 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i dont even know what any of these are, i saved them allone time when iwas chung off my tits, got like anotehr 5
#14 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
OMG STAPH
#15 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
nope. another cat and this one properly fucks with your head

its doing it to me now and im only just about to go pick up
#16 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
thats does nothing to me but its pretty cute
#17 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i see you want a headfuck challenge. well then, PREPARE THYSELF HEATHEN FOR THE WRATH OF THE GODS
#22 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
#20 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so fucking creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#19 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
#23 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
#157 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
#4 - protip: the mistake was getting raped  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on "I've made a huge mistake!" 0
User avatar #14 - seras (11/01/2013) [-]
That's not a protip. A protip would be: "To get your bitch wet, make her follow you into the shower."
#95 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
protip: there is no dictionary definition of protips, l2interwebs
#8 - in fact **** it, why not 10/31/2013 on Yorkshire 0
#7 - HUUUDDEEEERSFIELD 10/31/2013 on Yorkshire 0
#1 - wat. i did that at primary school (England master race checkin… 10/30/2013 on Tumblr gets deep 0
#67 - what talents? 10/28/2013 on ART 0
#1 - jewishness  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2013 on My wife's a witch 0
User avatar #2 - tostito (10/27/2013) [-]
or italian
#10 - sorakirin (10/28/2013) [-]
No No Italians have a big round nose not a pointy one
#4 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
what?
#1 - yeah but technically david camerons right cos if the koreans t…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on We're screwed 0
#14 - woodywoodlinson (10/27/2013) [-]
I like you
User avatar #3 - BoatLoadofCMen (10/27/2013) [-]
I can tell your British :L
User avatar #8 - jakemakefunny (10/27/2013) [-]
Tell his British what?
User avatar #2 - theshadowed (10/27/2013) [-]
2 birds with one stone. No France OR nuclear disasters.
#65 - i dont have ten minutes for you, straight up not worth my time  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on ART 0
#66 - locoluco (10/27/2013) [-]
shame on you for depriving the world of your "talents"
#67 - craigdavid (10/28/2013) [-]
what talents?

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