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Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#23058
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Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 89 Comments: Srs Business → Level 90 Comments: Srs Business
Total Comments Made:69
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#135 - Yeah but principles are worth lives, but I think this is where… 12/19/2014 on For once he doesn't sound... +2
#128 - Yet if you cave to every demand made of you through the threat…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on For once he doesn't sound... +3
User avatar #129 - ImsoObvious (12/19/2014) [-]
And if sony had allowed the movie to play and there was a terrorist attack do you know how much shit theyd get? Nobody would be talking about free speech and everyone would be saying how they shouldnt have let it air. And think about the lives lost because big bad america doesnt "negotiate with terrorists".

The fact of the matter is if the movie played innocent people could die. Simple as that. Thats enough to remove it. A comedy movie being played isnt worth lives.
#135 - crackmonkeynipple (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but principles are worth lives, but I think this is where we disagree. I believe that a movie like this shouldn't warrant such a reaction and that we should move to counter but not to cave. I respect your opinion but I do not agree. The mob will blame whomever the can very quickly but once this tactic starts working how many other things will become "volatile". I do care about the lives, but then the only person who doesn't is the one threatening them. So then why does he/she get to make the rules about who lives who dies and what is allowable.
#62 - I meant pistol or concealable weapon 11/25/2014 on How unlucky can you be? 0
#61 - Yep, though technically it must remain in your household until…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on How unlucky can you be? 0
#62 - crackmonkeynipple (11/25/2014) [-]
I meant pistol or concealable weapon
#173 - Starting to wonder if a bunch of tumblr people are here postin… 11/04/2014 on eltiT 0
#61 - Mine may make people uncomfortable 06/27/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6 0
#219775 - Dragon warrior series 04/13/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#218881 - here ya go  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on PARTY ROOM +2
User avatar #218918 - douevensax (04/13/2014) [-]
y parents are out with family friends, and they will be back any minute so I need your help.

Here's some background:

See, I volunteer on my sisters softball team (in 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever. Her name is Alison and we were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes I help her with homework. I helped her with her English eassy and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick.

Anyways, she came over about an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I asked her to have sex.

"No, no I can't. It's not right", she said. But I told her " Do not worry. I know what I am doing. I will be done in about ten seconds, plus I will give you two Nintendo 64 games if you say 'Yes'".

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. She is a bit confused and scarred.

Then I think to myself - I need lube, right? Because I heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clitoris, otherwise it will not fit in properly.

Okay, so I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity - so I grab some butter from the refrigorator, but it is cold, it would not melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes and then I put it in a glasss and poured it on her vagina, now she is saying I burned it.

I do not know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and she is crying in the bathroom. Please help out. You guys are really smart and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another Nintendo 64 game?
#217960 - Picture 04/13/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#4860272 - TEQUILA 04/12/2014 on Play items 0
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