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Date Signed Up:1/11/2011
Last Login:8/08/2014
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Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:158931
Times Content Favorited:151 times
Total Comments Made:1474
FJ Points:18730

latest user's comments

#19 - can jew explain me how i can become moses?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Be Moses -2
#23 - ZakyNine (05/20/2012) [-]
be born about 3000 years earlier than you already were and free the Jews from the Egyptians. Good luck.
#25 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2012) [-]
actually it seems that jews didn't even go to egypt thus were no slaves. archeology tells a different story than the bible. they were probably indigeous kanan folks but lower class.
#31 - if only their landing skills was as good as their humor.... 05/20/2012 on Kulula Airways long but... +11
#8 - i played hide and seek with OP once, it was awful. he jus… 05/18/2012 on MFW 0
#6 - i don't have OCD, i checked 500 times. 05/18/2012 on OCD +12
#13 - and the title is "military woman " mfw 05/18/2012 on Military Women -1
#11 - fix'd Sweden there  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2012 on Military Women -11
#25 - vikingfaen (05/18/2012) [-]
Læffy is norwegian... pic related
User avatar #14 - asterael (05/18/2012) [-]
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#12 - superassassin (05/18/2012) [-]
That's actually Norway.
Just sayin.
#13 - crackboots (05/18/2012) [-]
and the title is "military woman"
mfw
#3 - so i asked a mathematician for her number...  [+] (15 new replies) 05/18/2012 on Economists +128
#67 - draagz (05/19/2012) [-]
Me when teacher is picking people to answer questions in math class
User avatar #41 - nerdierguy (05/19/2012) [-]
It's funny because women suck at math.
#35 - breakfastlunch (05/18/2012) [-]
Well, you see, trigonometry is just like Jell-O Pudding!
#107 - Absolute Madman (05/19/2012) [-]
cos b FTW
#10 - licestr (05/18/2012) [-]
''I guess im not calling her anytime soon''

<-- related if you get it
#17 - nerdierguy (05/18/2012) [-]
#22 - licestr (05/18/2012) [-]
Why are they thumbing her down? she is right
#63 - sinep (05/19/2012) [-]
my guess is because it's pony related
User avatar #40 - nerdierguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Faggots Haters gonna hate. Probably the fags who thumb down every pony- anything, even if it's relevant.
User avatar #23 - licestr (05/18/2012) [-]
i mean He, its probably a He.
User avatar #39 - nerdierguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Right you are good sir/madam/whateverthefuck.
#26 - casadue (05/18/2012) [-]
this is a math joke, not chemistry...
#28 - licestr (05/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #47 - allshadesofwhite (05/19/2012) [-]
that should say bitch im flawless. btw anybady have any korra bitch i'm flawless
#31 - casadue (05/18/2012) [-]
ahh sorry, i fucked up the comment (there was supposed to be a gif, i submitted the comment before the upload was completed...)
#17 - dead people/skulls. 05/18/2012 on be careful -1
#6 - OP is dickoholic. 05/18/2012 on Catholosism. +2
#2 - there barely isn't any scary stuff on morbid. it's either gore…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2012 on Fuck me +8
User avatar #3 - Brancer (05/18/2012) [-]
Actually it's getting better. Start posting some morbid shit and help out.
#2 - obviously fake, i mean a black father? at make it somewha… 05/18/2012 on Father is that you? -2
#11 - so THAT's what they tattooed on the victims in the camps.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2012 on Just Met Jew +6
#32 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2012) [-]
IT was tattoo'd on back of our heads and on our wrists mainly. Most of us wear watches to cover them up. PS I signed out cause I dont wanna be messaged about it but I was a concentration camp survivor
User avatar #77 - fukkendragonite (05/18/2012) [-]
Seems legit.

You'd have to provide proof to back that up dude.
#6 - woman think about sex .5 times per hour. 05/18/2012 on Untitled +10
#6 - and in reality the bank is the robber.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2012 on I can't be the only one +192
#37 - geraldbostock (05/18/2012) [-]
#39 - hangingtree (05/18/2012) [-]
Just like every bank in the world.
#64 - geraldbostock (05/18/2012) [-]
It's true.
#11 - and here we go again, having found another (outdated) meme whi… 05/18/2012 on horrraaaaay! 0
#82 - Picture 05/17/2012 on Here is some awesomeness... 0
#8 - lik dis if u cry evertim. 05/17/2012 on Facebook Translator +12
#28 - he doesn't have peanut allergy  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2012 on allergy +3
#103 - mustis (05/15/2012) [-]
thank you my friend, a thumb for you!
#8 - tire graveyard.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on Graveyards +34
User avatar #21 - ILoveFurries (05/14/2012) [-]
*Epic bounce house
#12 - Picture 05/14/2012 on future single mom +4
#3 - not as grate as my toilet paper  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on The art of shitting +5
#4 - thedinosaurfarm (05/14/2012) [-]
#8 - how is it in any way valid?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2012 on The Universe 0
User avatar #15 - RedSarge (05/27/2012) [-]
In a sense, everything is valid until it's dis-proven.
#10 - dagnii has deleted their comment.
User avatar #14 - freakysixtythree (05/18/2012) [-]
dam straight
#3 - well either way his family hasn't heard of him... and the… 05/14/2012 on Hipster 0
#8 - what stephen hawking did theoretically explain black hole… 05/14/2012 on Genius +67
#22 - the sun is a star, we named it the sun like we named our moon … 05/14/2012 on Captian Obvious +3
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
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#9 to #11 - crackboots (04/07/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5 - petal (04/05/2012) [-]
Dude I sided with you, girls cam have as much soap as they want.
#6 to #8 - crackboots (04/05/2012) [-]
yeah, i stopped arguing.
people on fj just don't get that
1, just because they wouldn't do something doesn't mean it's retarded.
2, they're doing the exact same thing something else.

ignorant people aren't the problem, the problem is they crowd together making their collective ignorance look like legitimate intelligence.
User avatar #7 to #9 - petal (04/05/2012) [-]
lol right? I just made a comic in new uploads called "men logic" as a kind of rebuttle.
User avatar #4 - dreamthrow (03/21/2012) [-]
I laughed at your legendary comment, but I don't understand most of it.
#2 - usernameluisdjlols (03/21/2012) [-]
-to your comment
-to your comment
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