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Video Games Played: Pokemon, Zelda, Gears of War, Far Cry, Mario, anything made by Rockstar, Banjo-Kazooie, No More Heroes, Skyrim, etc.
Interests: Playing video games, watching Jeopardy with my folks, pissing off scene kids
Date Signed Up:1/12/2014
Last Login:7/26/2014
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    FOX News in a Nutshell FOX News in a Nutshell
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    Shit Just Got Real Shit Just Got Real
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    Dahvie, Eat a Snickers Dahvie, Eat a Snickers
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    I Know That Feel, Bro I Know That Feel, Bro
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    Red Gyarados Red Gyarados
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    "Bravery" "Bravery"
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    The Dialogue of Bulletstorm The Dialogue of Bulletstorm
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    Amistad II Amistad II
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    It's Been a While It's Been a While
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    Battling Seizure Ichiya Battling Seizure Ichiya

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#2 - No offense, but with all the stuff you have to go through befo…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Scumbag Wolfenstein: TNO +8
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (07/14/2014) [-]
Considering it's twice as long as a lot of new shooters, I don't see the problem.
User avatar #5 - flybager (07/14/2014) [-]
If it's a load of digestive end product to install then I guess you'd want some hours on games,
but if they prolong campaigns they might just feel strung-out or too slow-paced
*Cough*, Age of empires II *Cough*

Wolfstein did have IMO a real good-looking campaign though, as short as you think it is.
So does AOE but it takes too loooong
User avatar #6 - flybager (07/14/2014) [-]
Stupid world filter.
#3 - boothead (07/14/2014) [-]
>implying a games with campaigns longer than 6 hours exist after 2008
>its 2014
Dude what are you trying to say? That a hour campaign is to short? That it needs an extra 200 hours? It's not an rpg its a run n' gun shootem up the fact its campaign is more than 6 hours is a godsend in its own right.
#22 - relant (07/15/2014) [-]
Daggerfall...MOTHERFUCKING DAGGERFALL! I will bow to you and call you master if you beat it in less than 10 hours...
#26 - boothead (07/15/2014) [-]
Daggerfall is an RPG from 1996, therefore irrelevant to this, either way ive been playing daggerfall for 7 years and barely made progress
#104 - Is it weird that I really like Bulma's mom's lingerie suit? 06/18/2014 on Vegeta's Top 10 Worst... 0
#18 - I watched a movie directed by M. Night Shamalon, called Devil,…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/16/2014 on M. Night is at it Again +33
#124 - sexwithyourwife (06/17/2014) [-]
#175 - evilredmuffin (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #142 - squarish (06/17/2014) [-]
I actually think that's pretty clever. Aside from all the science and shit, he's playing with cliches. Perhaps I only find this clever because I didn't watch the movie, but this scene does make me feel like Shyamalan's being satirical towards... something. The use of cliches maybe?
User avatar #202 - sexwithyourwife (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's from the movie he's talking about..I just thought i'd be relevant
#126 - megayoming (06/17/2014) [-]
Science dont work like that
User avatar #114 - iluvscuba (06/17/2014) [-]
That's the one with the elevator, right? Cause that shit was fucking terrible
#81 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
I must say you are wrong. The film Devil was not directed by him, he just wrote the story.
#77 - thesinful (06/17/2014) [-]
MFW I watched that scene
#66 - fukinitech (06/17/2014) [-]
"why dont you suck a butt?"
#65 - darkangeloffire (06/17/2014) [-]
MFW that movie
#38 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
I have NO Idea how that possibly got by. Seriously? Nobody said "Hey Mr. Knight, that idea is the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard!"?

MFW that scene
User avatar #51 - wilfredfanforever (06/17/2014) [-]
Toast scene? I don't recall
User avatar #52 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
In one scene, some Mexican security guard says "Wait, I'll be right back." and comes back with a piece of toast. He the purposely drops it. Wanna know why?

You sure?

Last chance, this logic is gonna blow your mind.

Here goes:

He explains that IF THE TOAST LANDS JELLY SIDE DOWN, THE DEVIL IS NEAR. LET THAT SINK IN FOR A SEC. THINK ABOUT HOW GENIUS THAT IS.

I'm just kidding, it's the dumbest explanation I've ever heard.
User avatar #97 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
Okay as a christian i found that retarded, i think he must been doing form of satire or some sort of parody nobody on this earth is that retarded seriously
User avatar #98 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
correction the logic behind it is when the devil is near back things happens as in his dark aura influence affect our world

but the Fucken jelly toast thing...is retarded based by the fact that the jelly side always fall on the ground due cuz is more heavy You dont need to be sherlock holmes for this

seriously this is an insult to christianity jelly toast ground side=devil is near

main point is when devil near bad things happen..he just happen to use the most retarded example
User avatar #134 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
Nah man, it's from the bible

"And if ye shall drop thy toast and it lands jelly side down, the devil is within thy house. He's a total dick though, so just make some more toast and don't drop it like a retard and you'll be fine."- John 6:66
User avatar #191 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
Stop shitting on my firm tities i love you vagina but you can't keep doing that
User avatar #192 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
But your firm titties are the best things to shit on bby.
There's no escaping Banana. Pruhpare to duuuuuuuh
User avatar #193 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
God you made me so horny I'm fapping now at the thought of you shitting on my firm tities
User avatar #194 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
We can't do that yet, you didn't say no homo.
User avatar #195 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
too late for that i already spoolged my pants, guess i got the gays now i go see a doctor for cure for it don't worry
User avatar #196 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
WKUK - Gay Doctor Alright, just don't go to this guy.
User avatar #197 - alphagex (06/17/2014) [-]
but his my fav doctor
User avatar #53 - wilfredfanforever (06/17/2014) [-]
Found it. Can't believe I forgot this scene Satan vs. Toast
User avatar #20 - daringdestiny (06/16/2014) [-]
When he's around, toast lands jelly side down
#59 - Then I guess you're... ...shit out of luck. 06/14/2014 on Shit Just Got Real +3
#56 - EXPLOOOOOOOOOSIIIOOONSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on GoldenEye Logic +3
#67 - evilredmuffin (06/06/2014) [-]
#66 - evilredmuffin (06/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - EndeleanX (06/05/2014) [-]
BECAUSE... REASONS!!!
#164 - He also hates cats and anything resembling them.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Come on baby +9
#207 - squidamon (06/06/2014) [-]
Fuckin Conkers bad fur day....
#179 - spinaltap (06/05/2014) [-]
love this game
#2 - Face 05/13/2014 on Face 0
#96 - Comment deleted 05/12/2014 on Happy Mother's Day 0
#192 - FUCK YES 05/08/2014 on Good news everyone! +3
#2 - Comment deleted 05/06/2014 on Alarm Cock 0
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