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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6336
Highest Comment Rank:#3788
Comment Thumbs: 1941 total,  2347 ,  406
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#8 - It's alright man, mine sucks too.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on n00bz 0
User avatar #9 - KayRed (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm serious! I usually finish top 5-top 3 even when I have a more deaths than kills. Maybe it's not quite .75, but having more kills isn't everying. Why does nobody believe me?
#34 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#4 - Regardless of how little sense this ******* helix… 02/26/2014 on 420 Praise it +4
#17 - What the **** . I'm gone for one week this is exac… 02/26/2014 on He has revived! 0
#34 - Jewish stereotypes. 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -2
#26 - Say it doesn't, still muscle spasms. 02/24/2014 on Title 0
#25 - Isn't it a little presumptuous that there's a pile of little s…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #41 - I Am Monkey (02/24/2014) [-]
Maybe it was taken behind a laser eye surgery clinic.
User avatar #29 - YllekNayr (02/24/2014) [-]
Those are from holocaust victims. What is presumptuous about that?
User avatar #34 - craaabs (02/24/2014) [-]
Jewish stereotypes.
User avatar #31 - mattcheetah (02/24/2014) [-]
That is A LOT of Jews,
User avatar #68 - fuckgaryoak (02/24/2014) [-]
It was a good start
User avatar #32 - YllekNayr (02/24/2014) [-]
No shit, man.
#167 - i'd believe that if they looked anything but ridiculous. 02/22/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp 0
#47 - the real idea i got here is to try opening a can of soda with … 02/22/2014 on Soda lifehack +1
#9 - As an avid user of lamb's bread, I agree with ihateemo Don…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Woven Cigar +3
User avatar #34 - Tusura (02/21/2014) [-]
or you can realize there's a giant fucking marijuana plant in the background.

I don't relate everything to weed, but when someone calls a BLUNT a cigar, it's time for a joke to be made, which obviously a LOT of people are too dense to get.
#170 - Womens Study Major (02/21/2014) [-]
the term blunt comes from philie blunt which is a stumpy type cigar commonly used to roll fattys with ffs
#160 - allinallout has deleted their comment.
User avatar #109 - dethdude (02/21/2014) [-]
You fucking pleb, that's not a Marijuana plant, do you know what they even look like?
User avatar #111 - Tusura (02/21/2014) [-]
Yea, I do know. I also know that the plant in the picture is being trimmed wrong, so it is growing outward instead of upward along a large inner stem.

tl;dr you're an idiot.
User avatar #36 - InsomniacDreamer (02/21/2014) [-]
the term came before it was associated with your green crap...
User avatar #39 - Tusura (02/21/2014) [-]
Regardless of where the term came from, that is a blunt in that mans hand.
User avatar #13 - nathanspartan (02/21/2014) [-]
this was actually posted to r/trees first. its a blunt wrap
User avatar #14 - nathanspartan (02/21/2014) [-]
there is also a plant growing in the background
#13 - Obviously. Un 02/21/2014 on Tryce cyrus 0
#40 - I wonder why anyone would ever say something like that 02/21/2014 on Day in the Life 6 0
#14 - I swear to god all tattoo artists purposely misspell regrets  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp +17
#82 - Womens Study Major (02/21/2014) [-]
Some of them were misspelled on purpose. Like even though its a fuck up they still don't regret it. It's the whole point of the saying.
User avatar #167 - craaabs (02/22/2014) [-]
i'd believe that if they looked anything but ridiculous.
#31 - I couldn't even look at the rest of them. Not over that th… 02/21/2014 on Photoshop comp 4 0
#20 - I thought the first one was a train smoking a cabin.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Steam Wars +1
#30 - hashmeer (02/21/2014) [-]
#342 - 10/10 02/20/2014 on The cashier 0
#20 - I was high one night and this story mentally destroyed me when…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Spoopiness level: high +3
#22 - Womens Study Major (02/16/2014) [-]
ha ha

blaze it
#167 - Mustache wax < Ear wax 02/15/2014 on Walking dead logic +3
#55 - I wish this was a breed of cats that did this. 02/09/2014 on cat +1
#21 - Waitta drop that clone wars reference, and not the ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on When I'm depressed +2
User avatar #104 - thebaseballexpert (02/04/2014) [-]
the new one isnt THAT bad
#23 - Expected this to be phanact 02/02/2014 on And now I'm sad again 0
#3 - If I personally weren't stoned out of my mind right now, i'd p… 01/31/2014 on Cool but -5
#4 - You guys' names are like, precisely the same shade of blue.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Disney finally did it 0
User avatar #5 - symmiie (01/31/2014) [-]
Yours too.
#6 - xliarm (01/31/2014) [-]
i want blue name too
User avatar #8 - mewsh (01/31/2014) [-]
You'll have to wait a while. The older your account, the bluer your name.
User avatar #16 - truffle (01/31/2014) [-]
is there any clue to when this change starts to happen?
#11 - gandr (01/31/2014) [-]
ok testing that
User avatar #13 - mewsh (01/31/2014) [-]
What did you mean? Did I misread something?
#12 - gandr (01/31/2014) [-]
ya your right mine is old as shit
User avatar #14 - AwesomeChick (01/31/2014) [-]
nah, you're still a young one
User avatar #19 - sexyenchilada (01/31/2014) [-]
Lord, how long have you been here?!
User avatar #20 - AwesomeChick (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't even remember..at least 5 years
User avatar #21 - sexyenchilada (01/31/2014) [-]
Wow
#17 - astarothaufromage (01/31/2014) [-]
This kind of shit makes me regret my old habit of getting a new account every now and then.
#32 - Picture 01/30/2014 on Why didnt she choose me? +1
#30 - The joke was that his history of aging suggests he does not.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Why didnt she choose me? +2
User avatar #31 - angrybarts (01/30/2014) [-]
Cancer is no joke
#32 - craaabs (01/30/2014) [-]
#8 - How much is ariana grande worth? Not enough. Dear god. I n… 01/29/2014 on Celebrities Worth Part 1 0
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