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#32 - blueej (07/24/2013) [-]
#170 - flemsdfer (07/27/2013) [-]
Our race seems to be continuing just fine WITH gay people. So much in fact we do have some overpopulation issues in some areas.
How do you know what humans are made for? Did you make them, therefore knowing their purpose here? Did you "think reaaaal hard" and figure out that million dollar question that's plagued so many? "Why are we here?"
You can't just expect everyone to conform to one exact set of criteria and say that's what we are meant to do.
#171 - blueej (07/27/2013) [-]
our race will continue regardless of the fact if there is gay people or not. im saying gay people arent normal because if EVERYONE was gay then we would all perish unless we reproduced which would go against being gay so theres no point in being gay in the first place. "we are here" because our ancestors before us REPRODUCED because they werent fucking the same sex. goddamn you are thick. humans are a more intelligent race so we can decide if we want to be gay or not but its not how animals are supposed to act. you dont see dolphins or zebras or giraffes fucking male on male do you? no and you never will because even they understand that for their race to survive you must have male and female partners. thats why there is male and female in the FIRST place. you seriously are a dumbfuck if that doesnt make sense to you.
#173 - flemsdfer (07/27/2013) [-]
There ARE gay animals. You can look that up. gay animals DO exist.
Furthermore being gay is not a choice. If it is, humor me and choose to be gay. Don't worry, it won't affect all the babies you'll be having because you could just switch right back after a short time. Go on. CHOOSE to be gay.
Like you even know what's fucking normal. You don't get to decide what's normal in everyone's lives. Everyone is different. There is no such thing as NORMAL. Only common, but still the amount of gay people on the planet would make it pretty damn common for you to find one. Hell why aren't all the white people not normal because we should all be mexican? Same with blacks too. Are they weird because they are not Mexican? There can't just be one thing and everyone is it, or "not normal".
You say we are intelligent enough to choose this, but my god you make the most compelling argument against that claim.
#174 - blueej (07/27/2013) [-]
Who the fuck brought up race? i didnt say anything about being mexican or black. you are trying to play it off onto race and thats not what im talking about. even people of different races wouldnt be here if it werent for strait people. listen to me for the last time: i dont get to decide whats normal and whats not normal but i do know that science says that gay people do nothing for the human race and will never contribute because they simply cant reproduce and reproduction is the point of living. you are born to reproduce and continue your race. if one day everyone on earth decided "hey that 'being gay' thing looks pretty cool" then soon we would all be dead. it has nothing to do with everyone being different, there IS such a thing as normal just like its normal for polar bears to live in the cold, the amount of gay people on the planet and overpopulation has nothing to do with what im talking about idk why you would even bring those points up in this convorsation. being gay does nothing for evolution. from 2013 to 2513 everyone who was gay will have done nothing for the human race. again think about it reallll hard
#175 - flemsdfer (07/27/2013) [-]
I brought up race because your definition of normal means that it's EVERYONE being the same way. My point is that races are all different, but you think they are normal? So why does that make a gay person NOT normal? You've picked one instance to call out on being different when almost everyone is different.
Fuck, I could even point out that it is still just common for polar bears to live in the cold, yet you can find them in places where it is not so.
You can't just decide someone's worth by the ability to fuck and spurt out young because hey, you were the result of such an act, and look at what that caused?
I'm off for now to go do.......anything, really, that's better than watching you step up in public and slit your own throat like this (hypothetically of course, but literally is acceptable too if you want)
#176 - blueej (07/28/2013) [-]
inventing things, teaching things, and working have nothing to do with reproducing. you can 'better' humanity all you want but you cannot keep our race going by doing anything other than reproducing. hence, gay humans=useless to the race. you seem to be lingering on this 'normal' thing so lets forget about that. it doesnt matter if its normal or not to be gay. it is pointless, worthless, and it does nothing for humans. you are correct: i am only here because my mother and father reproduced and if your parents were gay then you wouldnt exist and i could use your parents as an example to my argument. your move.
#177 - flemsdfer (07/28/2013) [-]
Even still though, gay humans don't equal as "useless" since they can do all of those things. No, they cannot produce children, but it is not the sheer numbers that make humanity, and not contributing to the billions that are already here doesn't make you useless. You can shape the new generations, as you said better humanity. Hell that sounds a lot better than just popping out another being to take up resources which I'm sure you're bound to do since the only contributing you can think of is adding to numbers. Reproductions is, of course, needed to continue the species. That doesn't make one "useless" or "abnormal" just because you contribute in different ways. Humans are too diverse and plentiful in these diversities to say for fact who is okay and who is not when generally speaking.
I would rather have gay people that don't add new beings to the cycle of life, yet help in any other way they could instead of someone who is just going to add numbers and responsibilities onto others and strain the species more for food and resources, all the while trying to bash those who aren't exactly what he is.
Now are you going to keep putting in this effort of trying to prove gay people contribute nothing (obviously effort that's contributing yourself) or would you like to end this multiple day long pissing contest of yours?
#178 - blueej (07/28/2013) [-]
gay argument and responded as necessary. like you said earlier, i had better shit to do. you cant shape new generations or 'better' new generations or have ANYTHING to do with new generations if you arent reproducing. you are forgetting the origin of this argument. i stated that humans are not meant to be gay. that doesnt mean that there wont be any gay people. it means that the people who ARE gay are scientifically useless to the human race and you cant prove otherwise. gay people can 'better' the race all they want but it depends on the strait people to keep it going. i see your argument loud and clear and if you cant comprehend mine then please dont respond anymore.
#179 - flemsdfer (07/28/2013) [-]
You really need to see past the need to feel superior to gay people that you have and you'd see your argument isn't well placed. Looking and judging the world strictly scientifically, if you have some sort of genetic defects, maybe the cancer gene, you should not reproduce because that would harm humanity, therefore you are not only useless, but counterproductive. A LOT of people just became useless now, worse than useless even, and that's easily disagreeable because it is fucking wrong, and you just suck at seeing potential past your dick by how you make your points. I comprehend your argument, I just absolutely disagree with it.
Now for a recap: gay people have plenty of use as people since reproduction isn't in high demand this day and age, but a lot of other things are that anyone can do.
that's it.... that is all it fucking is and has been, yet you are such a fucking idiot that won't sink in, but I shouldn't be surprised since you can't even fucking spell simple words. Now I'm done replying. Say whatever the fuck you want, you retarded shithole of a human like thing.
#180 - blueej (07/28/2013) [-]
even still you refuse to see what my point is. it isnt about being superior to anyone it is about SCIENCE and it always will be in any argument. we werent talking about cancer because yes, the gene could be passed on: A+ for you. thats not what we were talking about. at least i stay on subject. if you want to keep insulting me thats not going to get your point across it makes me think im debating with a 12 year old. listen: gay people cant reproduce. since that is a fact, they are worthless to the human race. you dont need to be a rocket scientist to understand that. all animals are naturally born to have one soul purpose and that is to find a mate and reproduce.(yes, i understand that there are species that dont have male and female counterparts) honestly do i have to explain that santa isnt real or that there is no god? please stop this before you hurt yourself.
#14 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/24/2013) [-]
Everything is weird to someone. That is a shitty excuse for anything.
What you like I might find weird it don't mean I have to spread horrible rumors about you or kicks you out of my house or hate you just for the fact that you like something I don't understand.
#68 - flemsdfer (07/24/2013) [-]
Just speaking on the kicking people out thing. People find things strange, normal, sick, average that other people see the exact opposite. Now for sake of argument I find you being a furry to be sick. Why should I be forced to accept that in my own house? The same as if I was in your house. You probably wouldn't accept me for a second under those circumstances. I think we are all entitled to love hate whatever we want, but only to an extent. Private life should be whatever you like it to be for each individual
#70 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/24/2013) [-]
I see nothing wrong with living with someone that don't like furries, I've done it.
I have lot of friends that don't like furries either. I like furries they don't that don't stop us from being friends. I just don't do my furry things with them. It's not hard to coexist with people who don't share the same views on things as you.
Your argument is stupid. This would be the same as me kicking my roommate out for like Dr. Who and I don't. Not everyone is going to like the same shit. To hate people for the fact that they don't like the same stuff as you is beyond retarded.
My being a furry hurts no one. Just because I'm a furry doesn't mean I fuck animals. Just because I"m a furry don't mean I'm so fat no life fuck that sits around and watches porn all day and doesn't do anything productive with my life. My being a furry means I like really enjoy anthropomorphism and that it.
#140 - flemsdfer (07/25/2013) [-]
You sit and call my arguments stupid, but all I say is that everyone should be able to have what they want in their own houses, their private lives. You want the freedom to be who you are, and you have that. Other people have the freedom to hate it, is what I'm saying. Now why should someone have their own house, and be forced to live with something they hate? They shouldn't, was my point. You'd bitch just as much if you were in the same situation, someone in your house living there who you absolutely hated. Would anyone hate something and be fine with being told, "No this has to live with you in your house because you have to accept them" In public we should all just get along since we're all together and not by choice, but in our private homes they should be how we wish.
#144 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2013) [-]
Though I do agree with the not wanting things you hate in your house part but, how can someone say they hate something if they don't even know what it is?? That's what my mom did she got no idea what she is hating she hates it because she don't know what it is.
#146 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/25/2013) [-]
my god... that did sound like a sassy black woman.
I have to ask they if you don't know what it is how can you say its sick??
Not all furs wanna be humanoid animals and not every fur is even into the furry porn. there are many different types of furries. All into it for there own reason yet people only seem to care about the most taboo things suck as furry porn and fursuit sex. Hatting either of them things I could understand but to hate every fur just because a few do that I will never understand.
#147 - flemsdfer (07/25/2013) [-]
I mentioned sick since that is how a lot of people view it and that was the discussion topic. I don't really have any points of view on it. To me it's just some weird thing and I'll leave it to the individual to be that way and....just.... not include me in any way.
I think everyone would be better off keeping themselves to themselves.
#42 - crazylance (07/24/2013) [-]
Look, if I flaunted my interests at you, most likely you'd hate my nutsack for the rest of my existence because sometimes when you show off, repeatedly, about something that is counted disturbing/weird (A.K.A furry/pony/loli/tentacles) people start to get pissed and start hating on the people who do that shit, because apparently there's a collection of people who hate the other people who show off things other people don't want to see.
The MLP fandom was hated because it "ruined the image and stereotype of masculinity" (did I get that reason right?) while furry fandom is hated mostly for the ... "fucked up thoughts" in it, am I right about the reasons here or do I need correction?
#49 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/24/2013) [-]
we all do it even if we don't mean to. Every thing from talking all the way down to the way we dress and what we order in a restaurant are all ways of showing what we like. How boring would the world be if no one shared there interests?? It would be quite a mundane and bleak world.
#160 - anonymous poster (07/26/2013) [-]
Too bad that picture is entirely wrong.
The number of submissions of the GOOD LORD KILL IT WITH FIRE number on FA is well up there, at least 60%. Softcore/fetish stuff is within the 70%.
It also only took results from one website. The large majority of furfag websites are entirely porn-related, or at the least fetish related.
Considering the whole thing is a fettish ANYWAYS, they all fall under that.
Furries are not, nor will they ever be normal. It's something that should stay behind closed doors and only kept in their weird little circlejerks, not thrown out into the public eye because LOOK AT ME I'M SO SPESHUL WIT MUH GREEN KANGAROO.
It's a terrible community outside of that, filled with jewing, SO AWESOME SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES, assholery, and general fucked up shit.