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#26 - I'm sure the eagles would just politely refuse  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#27 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah sure, impaled by the poisonous weapons of the nazghul...
That's like saying, slaves are stupid cause they do what their masters say...
User avatar #32 - CaptainCanada (03/22/2014) [-]
They were sent from Valinor to Middle-earth to keep an eye on the exiled Ñoldor, and also on their foe the evil Vala Morgoth and later his lieutenant and future Dark Lord, Sauron. They were soldiers, and only intervened when told too.
#34 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
so they had to watch over sauron? then they failed didn't they?
User avatar #67 - CaptainCanada (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Tolkien meant they were there to physically fight them, or if they acted more as a Spy or Satellite would.
User avatar #28 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The eagles are, however, not slaves, but eagles.
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#24 - or naw They're ******* eagles. They could jus…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#25 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
look at the content again, if you can hunt something down you can enslave it, and sauron sure had the possibilities.
User avatar #26 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure the eagles would just politely refuse
#27 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah sure, impaled by the poisonous weapons of the nazghul...
That's like saying, slaves are stupid cause they do what their masters say...
User avatar #32 - CaptainCanada (03/22/2014) [-]
They were sent from Valinor to Middle-earth to keep an eye on the exiled Ñoldor, and also on their foe the evil Vala Morgoth and later his lieutenant and future Dark Lord, Sauron. They were soldiers, and only intervened when told too.
#34 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
so they had to watch over sauron? then they failed didn't they?
User avatar #67 - CaptainCanada (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Tolkien meant they were there to physically fight them, or if they acted more as a Spy or Satellite would.
User avatar #28 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The eagles are, however, not slaves, but eagles.
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#21 - Eagles care not for the trials of man and wizard  [+] (15 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question +12
User avatar #51 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
They care for those of their patron god in mortal form
#23 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
This was a war between sauron and all free people of middle-earth... and guess what, the eagels were such, they would've been just as enslaved as everyone else...
User avatar #24 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
or naw
They're fuckin' eagles. They could just say 'no thank you, we're eagles, not slaves.'
#25 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
look at the content again, if you can hunt something down you can enslave it, and sauron sure had the possibilities.
User avatar #26 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure the eagles would just politely refuse
#27 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah sure, impaled by the poisonous weapons of the nazghul...
That's like saying, slaves are stupid cause they do what their masters say...
User avatar #32 - CaptainCanada (03/22/2014) [-]
They were sent from Valinor to Middle-earth to keep an eye on the exiled Ñoldor, and also on their foe the evil Vala Morgoth and later his lieutenant and future Dark Lord, Sauron. They were soldiers, and only intervened when told too.
#34 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
so they had to watch over sauron? then they failed didn't they?
User avatar #67 - CaptainCanada (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Tolkien meant they were there to physically fight them, or if they acted more as a Spy or Satellite would.
User avatar #28 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The eagles are, however, not slaves, but eagles.
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#10 - True dat 03/17/2014 on :0 0
#7 - I actually love this meme since the confessions bear has gotten old.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on :0 +1
User avatar #9 - sedativechunk (03/17/2014) [-]
Finally someone that agrees on the confession bear... not that it wasn't funny at first, but that meme got severely overused on FJ.
User avatar #10 - craaabs (03/17/2014) [-]
True dat
#25 - Imagine Obi wan begging Kody not to make him kill him. Heavy 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion 0
#46 - I guess they don't if you refuse to think about it. 03/16/2014 on Worth the read +1
#34 - Jesus **** the mouth on you. Kudos 03/16/2014 on nice ones boy 0
#9 - If ever there were a perfect gif... 03/15/2014 on Dancing dinos 0
#117 - I don't think English is OPs first language. 03/14/2014 on Edward E. Nigma comb +2
#32 - Anyone have any tips for drawing sofcore porn comics? 03/13/2014 on Ip Ban 0
#121 - This movie was rife with symbolism. 03/09/2014 on Frozen +2
#4 - Dat background poster 03/08/2014 on stnd +1
#6 - The hobbit  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on getting paid to pretend to... +1
User avatar #8 - thrashmash (03/08/2014) [-]
Alright, nice!
#12 - Marijuana can indeed bring up schizophrenia, but doesn't outri… 03/08/2014 on Bitch are you serious?! 0
#11 - Damn, that sucks. 03/08/2014 on Bitch are you serious?! 0
#66 - I appreciate that, I apparently first missed the god damn heli…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on The Passion of /fit/ 0
User avatar #69 - 6(sic)6 (03/08/2014) [-]
he died in a sauna

roids+Partying+heat dont go together
User avatar #67 - enemyoftrn (03/08/2014) [-]
Dunno the detail, but the rumor was steroid or some drug he uses. Beats me, could be a natural death.
#87 - nanako (03/08/2014) [-]
i was told he didn't do enough cardio for his gainz and his heart overloaded from too much work.
#60 - What the actual **** .  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on The Passion of /fit/ 0
User avatar #62 - enemyoftrn (03/08/2014) [-]
I've seen this comic before. The tanned dude, Zyzz, is an actual person.
He lurks in /fit/. He looked almost exactly like that in the comic. Trust me, I'm saving you the horror of looking at google images for his RL image.
Anyway, he is a good body builder, and give good advice on how to lift, etc etc. Good thing to practice in gym kind of things. Unfortunately, he died, 2 or 3 years ago.
User avatar #66 - craaabs (03/08/2014) [-]
I appreciate that, I apparently first missed the god damn helix fossil thing and the fitness craze. How did he die?
User avatar #69 - 6(sic)6 (03/08/2014) [-]
he died in a sauna

roids+Partying+heat dont go together
User avatar #67 - enemyoftrn (03/08/2014) [-]
Dunno the detail, but the rumor was steroid or some drug he uses. Beats me, could be a natural death.
#87 - nanako (03/08/2014) [-]
i was told he didn't do enough cardio for his gainz and his heart overloaded from too much work.
#153 - The only thing this movie was missing is Alan Ford 03/07/2014 on Look Whos Here 0
#7 - I'm more confused about "Grosse lle" 03/06/2014 on is that seriously a place... 0
#7 - What. That's my weekend. 03/06/2014 on Casuals 0
#23 - Russia is like a theme park of people who are very closely rel…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Welcome to Russia! +8
#42 - niggernazi (03/06/2014) [-]
#14 - I'm sure we'll see this experience come out in about 20 years … 03/04/2014 on well im done 0
#12 - Oh my god. The comments give absolutely no indication that… 03/04/2014 on 2spooky +2
#16 - Wish I could say this bothered me more. 03/04/2014 on Clinical Sodomy 0
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