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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
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Highest Comment Rank:#3788
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#11 - Damn, that sucks. 03/08/2014 on Bitch are you serious?! 0
#66 - I appreciate that, I apparently first missed the god damn heli…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on The Passion of /fit/ 0
User avatar #69 - 6(sic)6 (03/08/2014) [-]
he died in a sauna

roids+Partying+heat dont go together
User avatar #67 - enemyoftrn (03/08/2014) [-]
Dunno the detail, but the rumor was steroid or some drug he uses. Beats me, could be a natural death.
#87 - nanako (03/08/2014) [-]
i was told he didn't do enough cardio for his gainz and his heart overloaded from too much work.
#60 - What the actual **** .  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on The Passion of /fit/ 0
User avatar #62 - enemyoftrn (03/08/2014) [-]
I've seen this comic before. The tanned dude, Zyzz, is an actual person.
He lurks in /fit/. He looked almost exactly like that in the comic. Trust me, I'm saving you the horror of looking at google images for his RL image.
Anyway, he is a good body builder, and give good advice on how to lift, etc etc. Good thing to practice in gym kind of things. Unfortunately, he died, 2 or 3 years ago.
User avatar #66 - craaabs (03/08/2014) [-]
I appreciate that, I apparently first missed the god damn helix fossil thing and the fitness craze. How did he die?
User avatar #69 - 6(sic)6 (03/08/2014) [-]
he died in a sauna

roids+Partying+heat dont go together
User avatar #67 - enemyoftrn (03/08/2014) [-]
Dunno the detail, but the rumor was steroid or some drug he uses. Beats me, could be a natural death.
#87 - nanako (03/08/2014) [-]
i was told he didn't do enough cardio for his gainz and his heart overloaded from too much work.
#153 - The only thing this movie was missing is Alan Ford 03/07/2014 on Look Whos Here 0
#7 - I'm more confused about "Grosse lle" 03/06/2014 on is that seriously a place... 0
#7 - What. That's my weekend. 03/06/2014 on Casuals 0
#23 - Russia is like a theme park of people who are very closely rel…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Welcome to Russia! +8
#42 - niggernazi (03/06/2014) [-]
#14 - I'm sure we'll see this experience come out in about 20 years … 03/04/2014 on well im done 0
#12 - Oh my god. The comments give absolutely no indication that… 03/04/2014 on 2spooky +2
#16 - Wish I could say this bothered me more. 03/04/2014 on Clinical Sodomy 0
#6 - First time seeing it without the mouths on her eyes  [+] (19 new replies) 03/04/2014 on This will cheer you up +84
#7 - kimjongfine (03/04/2014) [-]
**kimjongfine rolls 508**

3croopy5me
User avatar #138 - adplum (03/05/2014) [-]
why do you guys have to ruin everything i love
User avatar #107 - Pikachuuu (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey! That's my area code!
User avatar #102 - kottonmouthed (03/04/2014) [-]
u rolled my dialing code.
#99 - newdevyx (03/04/2014) [-]
#98 - shadowkingthirty (03/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #131 - datlaugh (03/05/2014) [-]
God that was a good show.
#70 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Similar concept
User avatar #118 - frenulum (03/04/2014) [-]
Is he saying hemorrhoids?
User avatar #104 - commontroll (03/04/2014) [-]
I remember when I finally watched that movie. It was so weird to see him have eyes when he said it.
#68 - silverlance (03/04/2014) [-]
#50 - afghanautopilot (03/04/2014) [-]
How did you turn her aisian?
#47 - sedativechunk (03/04/2014) [-]
#30 - collegedood (03/04/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Till death do us part **
how have people not seen this gif? it has been around forever.
User avatar #29 - icecreamonnips (03/04/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ
#17 - thereanoobly (03/04/2014) [-]
#15 - jetspeed (03/04/2014) [-]
#35 - holeymoley (03/04/2014) [-]
#13 - kinggucciswagman (03/04/2014) [-]
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS HORRIFYING FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME TYRONE
#6 - Jar jar would be fine if it weren't for the damned voice of th… 03/04/2014 on Jar Jar for the senator or... 0
#7 - That sounds so very depressing. 03/04/2014 on Hours of Sunshine 0
#8 - It's alright man, mine sucks too.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on n00bz 0
User avatar #9 - KayRed (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm serious! I usually finish top 5-top 3 even when I have a more deaths than kills. Maybe it's not quite .75, but having more kills isn't everying. Why does nobody believe me?
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#4 - Regardless of how little sense this ******* helix… 02/26/2014 on 420 Praise it +4
#17 - What the **** . I'm gone for one week this is exac… 02/26/2014 on He has revived! 0
#34 - Jewish stereotypes. 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -2
#26 - Say it doesn't, still muscle spasms. 02/24/2014 on Title 0
#25 - Isn't it a little presumptuous that there's a pile of little s…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2014 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #41 - I Am Monkey (02/24/2014) [-]
Maybe it was taken behind a laser eye surgery clinic.
User avatar #29 - YllekNayr (02/24/2014) [-]
Those are from holocaust victims. What is presumptuous about that?
User avatar #34 - craaabs (02/24/2014) [-]
Jewish stereotypes.
User avatar #31 - mattcheetah (02/24/2014) [-]
That is A LOT of Jews,
User avatar #68 - fuckgaryoak (02/24/2014) [-]
It was a good start
User avatar #32 - YllekNayr (02/24/2014) [-]
No shit, man.
#167 - i'd believe that if they looked anything but ridiculous. 02/22/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp 0
#47 - the real idea i got here is to try opening a can of soda with … 02/22/2014 on Soda lifehack +1
#9 - As an avid user of lamb's bread, I agree with ihateemo Don…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Woven Cigar +3
User avatar #34 - Tusura (02/21/2014) [-]
or you can realize there's a giant fucking marijuana plant in the background.

I don't relate everything to weed, but when someone calls a BLUNT a cigar, it's time for a joke to be made, which obviously a LOT of people are too dense to get.
#170 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [-]
the term blunt comes from philie blunt which is a stumpy type cigar commonly used to roll fattys with ffs
#160 - allinallout has deleted their comment.
User avatar #109 - dethdude (02/21/2014) [-]
You fucking pleb, that's not a Marijuana plant, do you know what they even look like?
User avatar #111 - Tusura (02/21/2014) [-]
Yea, I do know. I also know that the plant in the picture is being trimmed wrong, so it is growing outward instead of upward along a large inner stem.

tl;dr you're an idiot.
User avatar #36 - InsomniacDreamer (02/21/2014) [-]
the term came before it was associated with your green crap...
User avatar #39 - Tusura (02/21/2014) [-]
Regardless of where the term came from, that is a blunt in that mans hand.
User avatar #13 - nathanspartan (02/21/2014) [-]
this was actually posted to r/trees first. its a blunt wrap
User avatar #14 - nathanspartan (02/21/2014) [-]
there is also a plant growing in the background
#13 - Obviously. Un 02/21/2014 on Tryce cyrus 0
#40 - I wonder why anyone would ever say something like that 02/21/2014 on Day in the Life 6 0
#14 - I swear to god all tattoo artists purposely misspell regrets  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp +17
#82 - anonymous (02/21/2014) [-]
Some of them were misspelled on purpose. Like even though its a fuck up they still don't regret it. It's the whole point of the saying.
User avatar #167 - craaabs (02/22/2014) [-]
i'd believe that if they looked anything but ridiculous.
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