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#6 - This joke was lost on you and I just wanna clear it up real qu… 03/31/2014 on Creepypasta - Under the Bed +1
#32 - that roll 03/31/2014 on pretty much +18
#32 - I agree, but this is not the place to post opinions for the so… 03/29/2014 on eat that cheeseburger blondie -1
#18 - Damn man. That shit sucks, I always thought the world was goin… 03/28/2014 on O liberals 0
#14 - Are there other people like you still alive?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on O liberals 0
User avatar #17 - economic (03/27/2014) [-]
Hundreds of millions of us. You know noting about European politics do you?


>Jews in Europe Report a Surge in Anti-Semitism
www.nytimes.com/2013/11/09/world/europe/jews-in-europe-report-a-surge-in-anti-semitism.html?_r=0

>Anti-Semitism is on the rise, finds survey of European Jewish people
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10436561/Anti-Semitism-is-on-the-rise-finds-survey-of-European-Jewish-people.html


We're going to castrated the fuckers soon, we did it before and we'll do it again.
Looks like greece is first to kill the kikes.
User avatar #18 - craaabs (03/28/2014) [-]
Damn man. That shit sucks, I always thought the world was going in more of a positive direction.
#4 - Rich people are buying them to use them as heaters.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Don't Mess With The Titan +1
#9 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Or you know, gamers...
#21 - I've seen this like three times and i'm just now realizing he … 03/24/2014 on Chuck Norris, the bringer... 0
#77 - Oh god yes. It's been so long since i've been scared. I lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Lights Out - its a must watch +2
User avatar #79 - tripscausedthis (03/24/2014) [-]
yeah for sure. fuck all scares me these days. this got me in just a couple of minutes.
#82 - krinkkillz (04/30/2014) [-]
That suspense tho.
#106 - Oh god come on please more 03/24/2014 on slightly disturbed +1
#75 - Cool people smoke 03/23/2014 on Awesome 0
#33 - You're completely going back on what you used as an argument f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#30 - They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#28 - Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#26 - I'm sure the eagles would just politely refuse  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#27 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah sure, impaled by the poisonous weapons of the nazghul...
That's like saying, slaves are stupid cause they do what their masters say...
User avatar #32 - CaptainCanada (03/22/2014) [-]
They were sent from Valinor to Middle-earth to keep an eye on the exiled Ñoldor, and also on their foe the evil Vala Morgoth and later his lieutenant and future Dark Lord, Sauron. They were soldiers, and only intervened when told too.
#34 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
so they had to watch over sauron? then they failed didn't they?
User avatar #67 - CaptainCanada (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Tolkien meant they were there to physically fight them, or if they acted more as a Spy or Satellite would.
User avatar #28 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The eagles are, however, not slaves, but eagles.
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#24 - or naw They're fuckin' eagles. They could just say 'no tha…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question 0
#25 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
look at the content again, if you can hunt something down you can enslave it, and sauron sure had the possibilities.
User avatar #26 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure the eagles would just politely refuse
#27 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah sure, impaled by the poisonous weapons of the nazghul...
That's like saying, slaves are stupid cause they do what their masters say...
User avatar #32 - CaptainCanada (03/22/2014) [-]
They were sent from Valinor to Middle-earth to keep an eye on the exiled Ñoldor, and also on their foe the evil Vala Morgoth and later his lieutenant and future Dark Lord, Sauron. They were soldiers, and only intervened when told too.
#34 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
so they had to watch over sauron? then they failed didn't they?
User avatar #67 - CaptainCanada (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Tolkien meant they were there to physically fight them, or if they acted more as a Spy or Satellite would.
User avatar #28 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The eagles are, however, not slaves, but eagles.
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#21 - Eagles care not for the trials of man and wizard  [+] (15 new replies) 03/22/2014 on always hated that question +12
User avatar #51 - skeptical (03/22/2014) [-]
They care for those of their patron god in mortal form
#23 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
This was a war between sauron and all free people of middle-earth... and guess what, the eagels were such, they would've been just as enslaved as everyone else...
User avatar #24 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
or naw
They're fuckin' eagles. They could just say 'no thank you, we're eagles, not slaves.'
#25 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
look at the content again, if you can hunt something down you can enslave it, and sauron sure had the possibilities.
User avatar #26 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure the eagles would just politely refuse
#27 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah sure, impaled by the poisonous weapons of the nazghul...
That's like saying, slaves are stupid cause they do what their masters say...
User avatar #32 - CaptainCanada (03/22/2014) [-]
They were sent from Valinor to Middle-earth to keep an eye on the exiled Ñoldor, and also on their foe the evil Vala Morgoth and later his lieutenant and future Dark Lord, Sauron. They were soldiers, and only intervened when told too.
#34 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
so they had to watch over sauron? then they failed didn't they?
User avatar #67 - CaptainCanada (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if Tolkien meant they were there to physically fight them, or if they acted more as a Spy or Satellite would.
User avatar #28 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
Well no, slaves have to be slaves because they're slaves. The eagles are, however, not slaves, but eagles.
#29 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
Slaves are free until they are enslaved... and the eagels are just like the other free people of middle-earth...
Eagels aren't all-mighty
User avatar #30 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
They are if they can apparently fly right past every defense of mordor.
#31 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
except for the flying nazghul, they can outrun them, and they are stronger fighters then the eagles.
and also, sauron could easily find other creatures, to let his uruk-hai fly and attack the eagles with arrows...
User avatar #33 - craaabs (03/22/2014) [-]
You're completely going back on what you used as an argument for your case earlier, so no. You are incorrect
#35 - xardian (03/22/2014) [-]
you got only one argument and I have only one, we wont convince each other,
but that doesn't matter, cause it's a story, and they did not do anything, and the eagles were never included in a clever way... :/
#10 - True dat 03/17/2014 on :0 0
#7 - I actually love this meme since the confessions bear has gotten old.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on :0 +1
User avatar #9 - sedativechunk (03/17/2014) [-]
Finally someone that agrees on the confession bear... not that it wasn't funny at first, but that meme got severely overused on FJ.
User avatar #10 - craaabs (03/17/2014) [-]
True dat
#25 - Imagine Obi wan begging Kody not to make him kill him. Heavy 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion 0
#46 - I guess they don't if you refuse to think about it. 03/16/2014 on Worth the read +1
#34 - Jesus fuck the mouth on you. Kudos 03/16/2014 on nice ones boy 0
#9 - If ever there were a perfect gif... 03/15/2014 on Dancing dinos 0
#117 - I don't think English is OPs first language. 03/14/2014 on Edward E. Nigma comb +2
#32 - Anyone have any tips for drawing sofcore porn comics? 03/13/2014 on Ip Ban 0
#121 - This movie was rife with symbolism. 03/09/2014 on Frozen +2
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