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#21 - You tried 12/17/2014 on Mixed Nuts in Space 0
#4 - Comment deleted 12/16/2014 on sorry that's just how shit... 0
#6 - I thought it was gonna be something scary or balls because…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Mixed Nuts in Space +4
User avatar #13 - waffermelone (12/16/2014) [-]
you missed the chance to say "I thought it was gonna happen something nuts"

ok, it sounded funnier in my head
User avatar #21 - craaabs (12/17/2014) [-]
You tried
#4 - That person was a bear while a dude watched him do it. 12/16/2014 on Bee-hive +2
#12 - Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but … 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
#11 - The ******* hair dye and the ******* … 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
#9 - Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
#7 - Man that didn't change my mind. I guess she's got small tits a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
User avatar #8 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats on you, I suppose. Just remember that at this point, youd be getting sloppy 8ths.
User avatar #9 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictures and I think i agree with you. She poses so her ass looks good and the makeup and shit.
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
#4 - Now while she's scum morally, you can't say she's that ugly. A…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... +2
User avatar #6 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Sorry but shes a ugly ho. 7/10 body, butterface
4archive.org/s/res/15229580
User avatar #22 - imadps (12/15/2014) [-]
Those pictures are from 2007. She was ugly then, but she's a disgusting landwhale at this point. Don't get converted.
User avatar #23 - sanshiiuum (12/15/2014) [-]
oh ive seen. And her new boyfriend liftshits is apparently feeding her well.
User avatar #7 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Man that didn't change my mind. I guess she's got small tits and not the best teeth but ugly is not the word.
User avatar #8 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats on you, I suppose. Just remember that at this point, youd be getting sloppy 8ths.
User avatar #9 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictures and I think i agree with you. She poses so her ass looks good and the makeup and shit.
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
User avatar #5 - kamusioso (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't like women that dye their hair weird colors, and piercings turn me down, she's too flat chested too. Other than that, I dislike women that are moral scum, if I know a woman is a bad person I can't feel atracted to it...

All in all, Voldy is closer to giving me a boner than that thing.
User avatar #11 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
The fucking hair dye and the fucking piercings. I honestly think there's no overlap with it, 100% always a sign of a cunt
#2 - Zoe is voldemort  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... +2
User avatar #17 - syfygeek (12/15/2014) [-]
nah that's mcintosh for sure
User avatar #3 - kamusioso (12/14/2014) [-]
Come on, not even Voldy is that ugly
User avatar #4 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Now while she's scum morally, you can't say she's that ugly. All those guys are idiots for fucking with such a manipulating person but they weren't all idiots who would fuck that person if they were ugly.
User avatar #6 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Sorry but shes a ugly ho. 7/10 body, butterface
4archive.org/s/res/15229580
User avatar #22 - imadps (12/15/2014) [-]
Those pictures are from 2007. She was ugly then, but she's a disgusting landwhale at this point. Don't get converted.
User avatar #23 - sanshiiuum (12/15/2014) [-]
oh ive seen. And her new boyfriend liftshits is apparently feeding her well.
User avatar #7 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Man that didn't change my mind. I guess she's got small tits and not the best teeth but ugly is not the word.
User avatar #8 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats on you, I suppose. Just remember that at this point, youd be getting sloppy 8ths.
User avatar #9 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictures and I think i agree with you. She poses so her ass looks good and the makeup and shit.
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
User avatar #5 - kamusioso (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't like women that dye their hair weird colors, and piercings turn me down, she's too flat chested too. Other than that, I dislike women that are moral scum, if I know a woman is a bad person I can't feel atracted to it...

All in all, Voldy is closer to giving me a boner than that thing.
User avatar #11 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
The fucking hair dye and the fucking piercings. I honestly think there's no overlap with it, 100% always a sign of a cunt
#14 - I'd like to see this with color coding as to the momentum 12/14/2014 on Double-compound pendulum 0
#8 - The half-joker half-scarecrow bit looks like poe  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on We kill the Batman +3
#9 - afaik (12/14/2014) [-]
Maybe a bit if you dont look too carefully.
#15 - God just post the video ****** . You're abusing my… 12/14/2014 on Ice... +1
#11 - It looks like they been trifling with some stale ass bread 12/14/2014 on They are evolving 0
#164 - It sucks dude. I just learned today that funnyjunk considers g… 12/14/2014 on people who pirate games 0
#16 - ****** indeed. 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... +1
#14 - For real? I thought that was just some ********* …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... 0
User avatar #15 - jacencaedus (12/10/2014) [-]
nope, parent's gave(at the time) him $200k to start his own Game Company, he then proceeded to blow it all on a shitty sex change operation
User avatar #16 - craaabs (12/10/2014) [-]
Shitty indeed.
#12 - Is brianna wu a man? Follow up question: is she weird al yankovic?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... +4
User avatar #21 - gabsmatags (12/10/2014) [-]
Weird Al is waaayyy better looking.
User avatar #13 - jacencaedus (12/10/2014) [-]
She's trans
User avatar #14 - craaabs (12/10/2014) [-]
For real? I thought that was just some horseshit tumblr thing so real trans people will take their side.
User avatar #15 - jacencaedus (12/10/2014) [-]
nope, parent's gave(at the time) him $200k to start his own Game Company, he then proceeded to blow it all on a shitty sex change operation
User avatar #16 - craaabs (12/10/2014) [-]
Shitty indeed.
#33 - That's what they're saying, but they're twisting it so instead… 12/09/2014 on A thought I had today +2
#72 - That's actually good of you in my experience. All the DMs i've… 12/09/2014 on DnD 0
#6 - It's better than sex, and a fine substitute.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on DnD +1
#9 - grandemperorchaos (12/09/2014) [-]
Actually had a guy play DnD instead of have sex. It was great, I trapped them in a maze for about an hour.
User avatar #72 - craaabs (12/09/2014) [-]
That's actually good of you in my experience. All the DMs i've been with have focused really heavily on combat and while that's important, it's not what i prefer.
#4 - You're a silly goose, but this is essentially bait minus the b…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Finally +4
User avatar #5 - Tenkan (12/03/2014) [-]
You've just witnessed the rare appearance of a considerate troll.
User avatar #7 - itsmedumbass (12/03/2014) [-]
Is it safe to approach it?
User avatar #13 - oxymoronking (12/03/2014) [-]
no, its very unstable
User avatar #15 - specialistdozer (12/03/2014) [-]
I wish to poke it.
#35 - vampired (12/03/2014) [-]
I will bite. Bait or no bait.
#355 - Then a lost cause this was indeed. I'm just forcing myself to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +1
User avatar #356 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I think the only issue I've got with it is that this one doesn't seem like it'll be iconic, like the first 3 were? I mean, the later ones weren't nearly as quotable. I'm sure this will be a decent popcorn movie, though.
#348 - But it looks cool tho I'm willing to accept there is no ot…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +1
User avatar #351 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I could certainly agree that it works just because it's cool, but I don't think it does, personally. I think it looks too silly.
User avatar #355 - craaabs (12/01/2014) [-]
Then a lost cause this was indeed. I'm just forcing myself to like the new star wars whether I actually do or not. I've been lying to myself so long I don't know the truth anymore
User avatar #356 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I think the only issue I've got with it is that this one doesn't seem like it'll be iconic, like the first 3 were? I mean, the later ones weren't nearly as quotable. I'm sure this will be a decent popcorn movie, though.
#344 - Excluding the metal i learned about in the comments, but blade…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +1
User avatar #347 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I guess, but I'd think the cons of having two blades there outweigh the pros of it being a lightsaber rather than metal.
User avatar #532 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Lightsaber resistant material is expensive as shit and often brittle.
User avatar #664 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I bet a Sith, in all his murdering for personal gain, could procure a certain amount and keep his hands on enough to repair his saber.
User avatar #682 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
I'd imagine it's been leaner times for the Sith since the Empire is falling/fallen.
User avatar #684 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
Leaner for the Sith as a whole, absolutely, but leaner for an individual Sith, almost certainly not.
User avatar #686 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
Maybe, I think I have too little information to decide on it yet. I can't wait for this fucking movie though.
User avatar #696 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #348 - craaabs (12/01/2014) [-]
But it looks cool tho
I'm willing to accept there is no other merit to it if you admit it's neato.
User avatar #351 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I could certainly agree that it works just because it's cool, but I don't think it does, personally. I think it looks too silly.
User avatar #355 - craaabs (12/01/2014) [-]
Then a lost cause this was indeed. I'm just forcing myself to like the new star wars whether I actually do or not. I've been lying to myself so long I don't know the truth anymore
User avatar #356 - dvdfaust (12/01/2014) [-]
I think the only issue I've got with it is that this one doesn't seem like it'll be iconic, like the first 3 were? I mean, the later ones weren't nearly as quotable. I'm sure this will be a decent popcorn movie, though.
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