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#21 - It's a double negative, and you sourced wikipedia. 10/13/2013 on anus ailment post 0
#4 - How the fuck did you get that from "if it doesn't stand u… 10/13/2013 on dinner time +7
#24 - Talks shit about teachers To other teachers 10/12/2013 on Since school +1
#51 - I think both very stupid people and very smart people are trul… 10/12/2013 on So many people have this 0
#47 - The poughkeepsie tapes. Funny name right up until you fini…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Case +6
#100 - guitarmanforever (10/12/2013) [-]
I just finished watching that movie. It was pretty good, some of the acting was shit but the story and all was amazing. 8/10 would watch again.
#17 - That could be true, but...you know, most lore says otherwise. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Grabnak +2
#18 - krasnogvardiech (10/10/2013) [-]
I see.
#15 - Ask for #3 in advance, so when you wish for #2, the few second…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Grabnak +3
#16 - krasnogvardiech (10/10/2013) [-]
I assumed all of these were granted at the same time. My bad.
User avatar #17 - craaabs (10/10/2013) [-]
That could be true, but...you know, most lore says otherwise. like the "I wish he had tastebuds in his asshole!" comic. The dude immediately feels it before he can even make his own wish.
#18 - krasnogvardiech (10/10/2013) [-]
I see.
#31 - Please reproduce. Best reply I've read all day. 10/10/2013 on In the 21st Century, a... -1
#24 - Comment deleted 10/10/2013 on Soccer moms -5
#4 - Shut up. 10/09/2013 on First world gay problems +1
#3 - It usually means not only have you killed no one, but you don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Snitches Get Stitches -1
#7 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
wut
#82 - I will never ever give a cent for a child a woman has that is … 10/09/2013 on I can not find a fault in... 0
#10 - Coke tastes like it's something you'd drink if you did not wan…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Eh, it used to be better. I remember when it tasted like broken glass, barbed wire and cough syrup. Now it just tastes like broken glass.
#48 - God DAMMIT carrie. 10/09/2013 on Telekinetic Coffee Shop Prank 0
#114 - There's some meme re-making, lonely guy just adding smooth lik… 10/09/2013 on Mud 0
#109 - If it were me, I'd sit down and just dick around on my phone o… 10/07/2013 on The look on that bitch's face +1
#24 - I appreciate that you did the funniest thing you possibly coul… 10/03/2013 on Hail Satan +116
#4 - ....you mean asians? 09/30/2013 on App +30
#18 - and c and d 09/30/2013 on I want to play a game.... 0
#17 - also b  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on I want to play a game.... 0
User avatar #20 - imcadence (09/30/2013) [-]
also for lead
User avatar #19 - imcadence (09/30/2013) [-]
it would actually depend on how read is said
User avatar #18 - craaabs (09/30/2013) [-]
and c and d
#80 - Because it should be in the hands of one man to decide what's …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on liberating -1
User avatar #81 - talosknight (09/30/2013) [-]
I never said it should be. But if I was thrust into the position, and made to make the decision, I'd make it, and stab by it.
#76 - Social acceptability, yeah, I could live without. Calling reli…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on liberating +1
User avatar #77 - talosknight (09/30/2013) [-]
I should specify my "religious nutjob" part. Religious Extremists.

And hey, if being compared to Hitler means that I was trying to do what was best for the entirety of humanity as a whole, then so be it. Hitler may have been crazy, but he thought he was doing the right thing for his people, and died believing that. I could live with that.
User avatar #80 - craaabs (09/30/2013) [-]
Because it should be in the hands of one man to decide what's best for the human race.
User avatar #81 - talosknight (09/30/2013) [-]
I never said it should be. But if I was thrust into the position, and made to make the decision, I'd make it, and stab by it.
#71 - Perfect in every way...except socially. It could create a clas…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2013 on liberating +3
User avatar #74 - talosknight (09/30/2013) [-]
So one small hiccup on the creation of a perfected human race. Social Acceptability? I'd take the risk. Religion is an insignificant factor anyways, religious nutjobs will always fight advancement. And if people can't afford it, then they get left behind. It would be another step in evolution, and like the neanderthals, not everyone gets to evolve.
User avatar #104 - hhanako (09/30/2013) [-]
you're basically saying that rich people are the master race.

hitler had it all backwards
User avatar #76 - craaabs (09/30/2013) [-]
Social acceptability, yeah, I could live without. Calling religious people nutjobs is kind of an asshole thing to do. Along with saying the poor deserve to get left behind. And the "creation of the perfect human race"? Sounds like the religious aren't the nutjobs here, Adolf.
User avatar #77 - talosknight (09/30/2013) [-]
I should specify my "religious nutjob" part. Religious Extremists.

And hey, if being compared to Hitler means that I was trying to do what was best for the entirety of humanity as a whole, then so be it. Hitler may have been crazy, but he thought he was doing the right thing for his people, and died believing that. I could live with that.
User avatar #80 - craaabs (09/30/2013) [-]
Because it should be in the hands of one man to decide what's best for the human race.
User avatar #81 - talosknight (09/30/2013) [-]
I never said it should be. But if I was thrust into the position, and made to make the decision, I'd make it, and stab by it.
#23 - I want to go out with my friend, spend money, and do what I wa… 09/30/2013 on Poor Faggotry +1
#128 - Right? Imagine the amount of time he put into doing that one l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on That kid is gonna be black +1
User avatar #130 - ethank (09/30/2013) [-]
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