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#19 - Difficult to explain to people without friends 12/23/2014 on Black People Content +20
#41 - Actually it loses none of it's clarity out of context. Bill Wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Calvin was on to something 0
#46 - butakun (12/23/2014) [-]
But if you're not familiar with this particular strip, it's not necessarily clear why he's saying it. Yes, out of context you can still take Calvin's statement and interpret it as a satirical commentary on people who do the sort of things he's talking about. But without the context, the satire's originally intended target may be unclear, making it more difficult for people unfamiliar with the strip to understand.

If you don't perceive any difference in the information conveyed by this panel when taken out of context vs. in context, it may simply be that (due to your familiarity with the source material) you're supplying that information yourself rather than relying on the panel's presentation here to do so.

Also yes, Calvin and Hobbes is incredible on levels I definitely wasn't able to appreciate as a child.
User avatar #48 - craaabs (12/23/2014) [-]
I apologize, I exaggerated when I said it loses none of it's clarity. It loses some indeed.
User avatar #47 - craaabs (12/23/2014) [-]
Bruh I'm telling you, all of calvin & hobbes was meant to be satirical of John Calvin. Watterson touched on topics that educated adults couldn't dream of keeping up with. He wrote a story about calvin having the possibility of being on radio so he could ridicule the way John Calvin acted once his views became popular.
#49 - butakun (12/23/2014) [-]
It seems we've left the original subject.

But okay. I will buy that at the very least, Calvin's character in general is satirical of John Calvin. May I ask for the source of your analysis? (As in, did you read it somewhere or is it based on your own interpretation/research?)
User avatar #50 - craaabs (12/23/2014) [-]
I suppose some of it is based on personal interpretation.The Wikipedia page says they're based on the philosophers en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes . Other than that, Hobbes the philosopher believed man was inherently evil, so Watterson chose him to be a tiger and not a man at all. I recall a few instances where Hobbes talks about that very thing.
#39 - It's about John Calvin. The philosopher. This is what he was l… 12/23/2014 on Calvin was on to something 0
#21 - You tried 12/17/2014 on Mixed Nuts in Space 0
#4 - Comment deleted 12/16/2014 on sorry that's just how shit... 0
#6 - I thought it was gonna be something scary or balls because…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Mixed Nuts in Space +4
User avatar #13 - waffermelone (12/16/2014) [-]
you missed the chance to say "I thought it was gonna happen something nuts"

ok, it sounded funnier in my head
User avatar #21 - craaabs (12/17/2014) [-]
You tried
#4 - That person was a bear while a dude watched him do it. 12/16/2014 on Bee-hive +2
#12 - Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but … 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
#11 - The ******* hair dye and the ******* piercings. … 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
#9 - Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
#7 - Man that didn't change my mind. I guess she's got small tits a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... 0
User avatar #8 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats on you, I suppose. Just remember that at this point, youd be getting sloppy 8ths.
User avatar #9 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictures and I think i agree with you. She poses so her ass looks good and the makeup and shit.
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
#4 - Now while she's scum morally, you can't say she's that ugly. A…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... +2
User avatar #6 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Sorry but shes a ugly ho. 7/10 body, butterface
4archive.org/s/res/15229580
User avatar #22 - imadps (12/15/2014) [-]
Those pictures are from 2007. She was ugly then, but she's a disgusting landwhale at this point. Don't get converted.
User avatar #23 - sanshiiuum (12/15/2014) [-]
oh ive seen. And her new boyfriend liftshits is apparently feeding her well.
User avatar #7 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Man that didn't change my mind. I guess she's got small tits and not the best teeth but ugly is not the word.
User avatar #8 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats on you, I suppose. Just remember that at this point, youd be getting sloppy 8ths.
User avatar #9 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictures and I think i agree with you. She poses so her ass looks good and the makeup and shit.
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
User avatar #5 - kamusioso (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't like women that dye their hair weird colors, and piercings turn me down, she's too flat chested too. Other than that, I dislike women that are moral scum, if I know a woman is a bad person I can't feel atracted to it...

All in all, Voldy is closer to giving me a boner than that thing.
User avatar #11 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
The fucking hair dye and the fucking piercings. I honestly think there's no overlap with it, 100% always a sign of a cunt
#2 - Zoe is voldemort  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gamergate -> Harry Potter... +2
User avatar #17 - syfygeek (12/15/2014) [-]
nah that's mcintosh for sure
User avatar #3 - kamusioso (12/14/2014) [-]
Come on, not even Voldy is that ugly
User avatar #4 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Now while she's scum morally, you can't say she's that ugly. All those guys are idiots for fucking with such a manipulating person but they weren't all idiots who would fuck that person if they were ugly.
User avatar #6 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Sorry but shes a ugly ho. 7/10 body, butterface
4archive.org/s/res/15229580
User avatar #22 - imadps (12/15/2014) [-]
Those pictures are from 2007. She was ugly then, but she's a disgusting landwhale at this point. Don't get converted.
User avatar #23 - sanshiiuum (12/15/2014) [-]
oh ive seen. And her new boyfriend liftshits is apparently feeding her well.
User avatar #7 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Man that didn't change my mind. I guess she's got small tits and not the best teeth but ugly is not the word.
User avatar #8 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats on you, I suppose. Just remember that at this point, youd be getting sloppy 8ths.
User avatar #9 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Are we up to eight now? Goddamn. Naw I looked at all the pictures and I think i agree with you. She poses so her ass looks good and the makeup and shit.
User avatar #10 - sanshiiuum (12/14/2014) [-]
pretty much. And yeah, there was the 5 guys, plus Eron, and now Alex, and there was some people who supposedly knew her talking about how there was likely even more. So, at minimum sloppy 8th, and I wouldnt put it past her to be up to something like 12-15.
User avatar #12 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't put that number past anyone in their 20s, but to have fucked so many people on record is ridiculous.
User avatar #5 - kamusioso (12/14/2014) [-]
I don't like women that dye their hair weird colors, and piercings turn me down, she's too flat chested too. Other than that, I dislike women that are moral scum, if I know a woman is a bad person I can't feel atracted to it...

All in all, Voldy is closer to giving me a boner than that thing.
User avatar #11 - craaabs (12/14/2014) [-]
The fucking hair dye and the fucking piercings. I honestly think there's no overlap with it, 100% always a sign of a cunt
#14 - I'd like to see this with color coding as to the momentum 12/14/2014 on Double-compound pendulum 0
#8 - The half-joker half-scarecrow bit looks like poe  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on We kill the Batman +3
#9 - afaik (12/14/2014) [-]
Maybe a bit if you dont look too carefully.
#15 - God just post the video ****** . You're abusing my down button. 12/14/2014 on Ice... +1
#11 - It looks like they been trifling with some stale ass bread 12/14/2014 on They are evolving 0
#164 - It sucks dude. I just learned today that funnyjunk considers g… 12/14/2014 on people who pirate games 0
#16 - ****** indeed. 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... +1
#14 - For real? I thought that was just some ********* tumblr…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... 0
User avatar #15 - jacencaedus (12/10/2014) [-]
nope, parent's gave(at the time) him $200k to start his own Game Company, he then proceeded to blow it all on a shitty sex change operation
User avatar #16 - craaabs (12/10/2014) [-]
Shitty indeed.
#12 - Is brianna wu a man? Follow up question: is she weird al yankovic?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... +4
User avatar #21 - gabsmatags (12/10/2014) [-]
Weird Al is waaayyy better looking.
User avatar #13 - jacencaedus (12/10/2014) [-]
She's trans
User avatar #14 - craaabs (12/10/2014) [-]
For real? I thought that was just some horseshit tumblr thing so real trans people will take their side.
User avatar #15 - jacencaedus (12/10/2014) [-]
nope, parent's gave(at the time) him $200k to start his own Game Company, he then proceeded to blow it all on a shitty sex change operation
User avatar #16 - craaabs (12/10/2014) [-]
Shitty indeed.
#33 - That's what they're saying, but they're twisting it so instead… 12/09/2014 on A thought I had today +2
#72 - That's actually good of you in my experience. All the DMs i've… 12/09/2014 on DnD 0
#6 - It's better than sex, and a fine substitute.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on DnD +1
#9 - grandemperorchaos (12/09/2014) [-]
Actually had a guy play DnD instead of have sex. It was great, I trapped them in a maze for about an hour.
User avatar #72 - craaabs (12/09/2014) [-]
That's actually good of you in my experience. All the DMs i've been with have focused really heavily on combat and while that's important, it's not what i prefer.
#4 - You're a silly goose, but this is essentially bait minus the b…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Finally +4
User avatar #5 - Tenkan (12/03/2014) [-]
You've just witnessed the rare appearance of a considerate troll.
User avatar #7 - itsmedumbass (12/03/2014) [-]
Is it safe to approach it?
User avatar #13 - oxymoronking (12/03/2014) [-]
no, its very unstable
User avatar #15 - specialistdozer (12/03/2014) [-]
I wish to poke it.
#35 - vampired (12/03/2014) [-]
I will bite. Bait or no bait.

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