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Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:5/18/2013
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#82 - fuck this, now this casey anthony bitch cunt is going to write…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2011 on Kristen Stewart To Play... +7
#160 - dinnertime (07/07/2011) [-]
The only reason we even know about this bitch is because of Nancy Grace. Nancy Grace is mad because she's famous now when she devotes years of time on air talking about her.



By the way I fucking hate Nancy Grace.
User avatar #125 - izrail (07/07/2011) [-]
but getting a million and being (in)famous won't make her happy.. everyone knows her face and many people hate her.
If she killed her daughter, the guilt will haunt her forever. if she is innocent, she'll be a social outcast even though another one murdered her daughter.
either way, her life is ruined.
#195 - cptnjosh (07/07/2011) [-]
you just made my day, you showed me this bitch won't be happy, thank you. how can you murder your daughter and have the guts to lie about it? i would kill myself if i killed my sons or daughter.
User avatar #239 - izrail (07/07/2011) [-]
of course she won't be happy for the rest of her life.. even her parents won't talk to her anymore, why would anyone else do that? party all night like she was used to? no more.. who would want to start a relationship with her? who would want to marry her? or - haha - have children with her?
trust me, this whole thing was a social suicide.

you are a real parent, right? :) be kind to your kids :D
#283 - cptnjosh (07/07/2011) [-]
of course, im not some crazy pychopath, i love my kids
#78 - christ that shit was fucked up 06/30/2011 on I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING pt 15 0
#146 - how do you get pikachu on a boat?? you poke him on… 06/30/2011 on Literal Video Games +2
#1092 - did you use photagra?!?!?! 06/30/2011 on Why I Dont Write Happy... 0
#501 - *l96a1 06/30/2011 on korean gamer meme 0
#345 - **cptnjosh rolls 3** how many testicles you have 06/30/2011 on Hand Drawn Comic Number 25 0
#11 - shit just got real 06/30/2011 on Bitches Be Crazy +7
#108 - i thumb ed down, cause i figured out the girl OP won't have s…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2011 on Playing Mario Kart -15
#121 - ImmortalBaconEater Comment deleted by cptnjosh
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#112 - lolfacerage Comment deleted by cptnjosh
#133 - soawesomeithurts Comment deleted by cptnjosh
#116 - N. Korean citizen Comment deleted by cptnjosh
#102 - enlarge  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2011 on Why? +24
User avatar #237 - ilovepurpleyeah (07/04/2011) [-]
this is old huh lets chat no one will see this old junk anyways
#248 - you guys are fucking with my brain 06/27/2011 on What the Fuck is This Shit! 0
#227 - the taller the glass, the thinner they are, so the short glass…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2011 on What the Fuck is This Shit! +3
User avatar #250 - mrsmokeybean (06/27/2011) [-]
GUYS!! The cups are lined with thin walls, he fills that up. To make it look full.

It's not that fucking hard.

My grandad done this trick all the time.
#248 - cptnjosh (06/27/2011) [-]
you guys are fucking with my brain
#241 - treybob (06/27/2011) [-]
Oh really? Then how does he refill all of the smaller glasses with the fluid from the large one? Possibly because he had water in the bottom of the bigger glasses that can be easily seen... Notice how the milk gets deluded each time?
#233 - drarkkid (06/27/2011) [-]
except that doesnt explain how the short glass is the only one full at the beginning and at the end all of the are full except the tallest glass
#254 - N. Korean citizen (06/27/2011) [-]
yes it does, if there is water in each glass that makes them all full and when he gets to the last glass which holds enough fliud to fill all the before glasses then each glass is full, watch some bill nye fucking noob
#232 - N. Korean citizen (06/27/2011) [-]
then how does he, with the amount started, suddenly fill all the glasses?
#244 - topleggedskater (06/27/2011) [-]
Derp. Each glass already has water in it -> More water is added and then all of the solution is moved into the next cup -> You still keep the same proportions of water to milk, so when it's poured back into the cups, it all fits.
User avatar #245 - topleggedskater (06/27/2011) [-]
More milk is added*
#6 - just bad editing  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2011 on Internet centipede 0
User avatar #7 - limpkriscut (06/27/2011) [-]
Ah okies
#2 - what should it be? 06/26/2011 on Internet centipede 0
#26 - thought this was going to be a rebecca black joke 06/23/2011 on Every year +34
#1536 - yes 06/23/2011 on Random Deaf Facts 0
#1535 - lol anon is a dick, you probably go on red tube and wank to ga… 06/23/2011 on Random Deaf Facts 0
#1488 - i wish you were deaf, i myself aren't, but seriously burn in h…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2011 on Random Deaf Facts +1
#1523 - N. Korean citizen (06/23/2011) [-]
LOL OP is deaf. It's so great to listen to music, have conversations and not sound like a retard while talking.
#1535 - cptnjosh (06/23/2011) [-]
lol anon is a dick, you probably go on red tube and wank to gay porn. and i hate people like you, if there is 1 mere little thing different from other people, they think they should be dead, like how you are a faggot, i shouldn't treat you any different from someone else... you're the average dick in society, the world doesn't and will never need attention whores such as yourself, please just stop talking, you're making yourself sound more stupid with every word you say.
#10 - SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, I MUST HAVE MISSED THE TIMES IT'S BEE… 06/22/2011 on My life sucks. 0
#6 - NOT OC. FOUND ON ANOTHER WEBSITE, SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, I C…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2011 on My life sucks. -2
User avatar #9 - Jesters (06/22/2011) [-]
my statement was not from reading your description.
it was from reading the little note at the bottom of your post dumbass.
#10 - cptnjosh (06/22/2011) [-]
SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, I MUST HAVE MISSED THE TIMES IT'S BEEN POSTED. I CANNOT TELL IF IT HAS / HASN'T BEEN POSTED. I AM SORRY NEXT LIFE I WILL TRY TO GAIN PSYCHIC POWERS TO READ YOUR MIND. FUCKING THANK YOU.
#7 - N. Korean citizen (06/22/2011) [-]
.....ignore his point then. that's cool.
#2 - you could also check my profile; and see that i am not new  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2011 on My life sucks. -1
User avatar #3 - Jesters (06/22/2011) [-]
then your an idiot
because this gets reposted almost once a week.
#6 - cptnjosh (06/22/2011) [-]
NOT OC. FOUND ON ANOTHER WEBSITE, SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, I CANNOT READ YOUR MIND ON WHAT YOU HAVE AND HAVEN'T SEEN. this is an exact copy of the description
User avatar #9 - Jesters (06/22/2011) [-]
my statement was not from reading your description.
it was from reading the little note at the bottom of your post dumbass.
#10 - cptnjosh (06/22/2011) [-]
SORRY IF YOU'VE SEEN IT, I MUST HAVE MISSED THE TIMES IT'S BEEN POSTED. I CANNOT TELL IF IT HAS / HASN'T BEEN POSTED. I AM SORRY NEXT LIFE I WILL TRY TO GAIN PSYCHIC POWERS TO READ YOUR MIND. FUCKING THANK YOU.
#7 - N. Korean citizen (06/22/2011) [-]
.....ignore his point then. that's cool.
#474 - how about no? 06/21/2011 on Give Spongebob a face! -1
#641 - more like Xx@m@z!ngkw!k$k0p35xX 06/21/2011 on Xbox live gamertags +3
#362 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on facebook (69) +1
#373 - dafuq (06/21/2011) [-]
#343 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2011 on facebook (69) +6
#359 - dafuq (06/21/2011) [-]
#362 - cptnjosh (06/21/2011) [-]
#373 - dafuq (06/21/2011) [-]
#311 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2011 on Give Spongebob a face! -2
User avatar #470 - cookiemonsterxx (06/21/2011) [-]
then dont do one fag
#474 - cptnjosh (06/21/2011) [-]
how about no?
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#19 - N. Korean citizen (07/11/2011) [-]
4 mins and no account deletion
#9 - ironpns **User deleted account** (06/13/2011) [-]
#10 to #10 - cptnjosh (06/13/2011) [-]
bitch please, i'm white
#11 to #11 - ironpns **User deleted account** (06/13/2011) [-]
#12 to #12 - cptnjosh (06/13/2011) [-]
spidy man get the fuck out of here!!
spidy man get the fuck out of here!!
#13 to #13 - ironpns **User deleted account** (06/13/2011) [-]
#14 to #14 - cptnjosh (06/13/2011) [-]
vegita, what's my faggot level??
vegita, what's my faggot level??
#17 to #15 - ironpns **User deleted account** (06/13/2011) [-]
#15 to #15 - cptnjosh (06/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #8 - xjlaur **User deleted account** (04/24/2011) [-]
didnt get a chance to see your reply
#6 - iAmAmerican (01/19/2011) [-]
Thanks for helping FJ become it's old, funny itself again.
People like you make the world go 'round. :D
#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (01/19/2011) [-]
i smell immense sarcasm
#5 - MegaUltraBuilder **User deleted account** (01/19/2011) [-]
Hey everyone look a troll!

Lets blow his ass up :D.
User avatar #3 - AbsentMinded (01/19/2011) [-]
Death to the minecraft hater.
User avatar #1 - totalrpg (01/18/2011) [-]
You are one of the most ignorant, arrogant people i've seen. Have you played Minecraft? no. Do you know what it is? no. Do you know why you hate it? because your a fag who thinks "ZOMG AWESOME GRAPPHICS MUST HAV!" Learn what a GOOD game means then you may release funnies
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