Upload
Login or register

cptmongtard

Last status update:
-
Date Signed Up:12/03/2012
Last Login:7/25/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4962
Highest Content Rank:#1423
Highest Comment Rank:#1124
Content Thumbs: 5754 total,  6268 ,  514
Comment Thumbs: 5706 total,  6997 ,  1291
Content Level Progress: 1% (1/100)
Level 152 Content: Faptastic → Level 153 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:4
Content Views:332026
Times Content Favorited:247 times
Total Comments Made:6285
FJ Points:10190

Text Posts

  • Views: 41636
    Thumbs Up 1030 Thumbs Down 59 Total: +971
    Comments: 79
    Favorites: 36
    Uploaded: 01/01/14
    Ho Lee Shit Ho Lee Shit
  • Views: 34133
    Thumbs Up 890 Thumbs Down 61 Total: +829
    Comments: 80
    Favorites: 51
    Uploaded: 07/03/13
    Fact or Question? Fact or Question?
  • Views: 33784
    Thumbs Up 741 Thumbs Down 59 Total: +682
    Comments: 25
    Favorites: 58
    Uploaded: 03/04/13
    Photobomb Photobomb
  • Views: 20245
    Thumbs Up 674 Thumbs Down 45 Total: +629
    Comments: 18
    Favorites: 7
    Uploaded: 12/31/12
    Some Shop Assistants... Some Shop Assistants...
  • Views: 15242
    Thumbs Up 329 Thumbs Down 22 Total: +307
    Comments: 18
    Favorites: 9
    Uploaded: 07/02/14
    Fuck sake... Fuck sake...
  • Views: 9676
    Thumbs Up 206 Thumbs Down 37 Total: +169
    Comments: 48
    Favorites: 8
    Uploaded: 04/25/16
    dank meme dank meme

latest user's comments

#47258 - Oh how different our cultures are 07/23/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#47239 - What are you even trying to say?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#47240 - baglesbites (07/21/2016) [-]
TFW your nipples face outwards, towards your shoulders... gyno
#47238 - Do yanks not say missus?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar
#47256 - marinepenguin (07/23/2016) [-]
Not often.
User avatar
#47258 - cptmongtard (07/23/2016) [-]
Oh how different our cultures are
#47237 - hello orungutano  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar
#47248 - asotil (07/22/2016) [-]
It doesn't affect you don't worry
#47250 - marinepenguin (07/22/2016) [-]
#47236 - Are you powerlifting or bodybuilding?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#47252 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Im doing 5x5 currently but only for about a month so im a noob...im a skele and wanted to get bigger.. i guess i just want to get a better body but im not too concerned about a little fat (dont really care about extreme abs right now)
#47223 - That's ridiculous  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#47231 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
so should i reduce the weight so i can do it with like 3 min rests? (20 min was just hypothetical)
User avatar
#47236 - cptmongtard (07/21/2016) [-]
Are you powerlifting or bodybuilding?
#47252 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Im doing 5x5 currently but only for about a month so im a noob...im a skele and wanted to get bigger.. i guess i just want to get a better body but im not too concerned about a little fat (dont really care about extreme abs right now)
#47220 - Hey I said better not bigger. 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#47216 - I have a pair of Merrel climbing shoes, I always run in them. … 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#47215 - Tfw you have better boobs than your missus  [+] (10 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#47226 - baglesbites (07/21/2016) [-]
The your nips point at your shoulders
User avatar
#47239 - cptmongtard (07/21/2016) [-]
What are you even trying to say?
#47240 - baglesbites (07/21/2016) [-]
TFW your nipples face outwards, towards your shoulders... gyno
User avatar
#47218 - studbeefpile (07/21/2016) [-]
Wait what. But your pecs are already tiny...is your "missus" a 11 year old boy?
User avatar
#47238 - cptmongtard (07/21/2016) [-]
Do yanks not say missus?
User avatar
#47256 - marinepenguin (07/23/2016) [-]
Not often.
User avatar
#47258 - cptmongtard (07/23/2016) [-]
Oh how different our cultures are
#47221 - shamzizzle (07/21/2016) [-]
I was measured by a friend of mine who works at a bra store.

I'm a proud 36b.
User avatar
#47222 - studbeefpile (07/21/2016) [-]
I measured once. I'm a 38 H.
User avatar
#47220 - cptmongtard (07/21/2016) [-]
Hey I said better not bigger.
#47170 - 170 07/19/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0