I remember the pony threads and that you were on there. I was going to go back to Friendly soon.

Ditto!

How's it been?

Hanging a little to the left. You?

Hanging gayer than a Republican.

Err.
Did I just

I'm fine. Goin to tha parry an turnin up

You're partying? I almost can't believe it! ;P

That's a really good question. :/
The answer to which. however, is a total mystery to me.

I'm a lizard.

Huge butt sex.

What's this from?

I don't know the exact comic, but one of the Knightfall or Sword Of Azreal is my guess.

Bane is becoming my new mascot. HE'S SO COL

Why is he "COL"?

Supposed to be cool. Mis spell.

I know, sweet cheeks. ;P

I was just wondering what made him so awesome. :3

HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOING?

What's up? Sorry I haven't been on much? I won't be able to pay much attention because homework, though.

Stop coming online after I need to be in bed, young man.

;)

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

You make my days worth living through, you know? ;P

Then it's no problem. :3

Classes. Being reminded I have schizophrenia.

Since when were you a schizo?

Have had.
Will not take into effect until 30s.

Uh. . . huh...

Sorry, I got a... special call... from my SO.

SO?

Significant Other.

How special?

Dating her for 10 months.

Ah. I thought it was a he?

Trans sexual.

Currently owns a penis. That stands to change in 2 - 3 years.

I'm very happy for you. :3

Tell me about him/her.

Her. He likes to be known as a her.

Zerum is the profile, but good luck catching her on it, Psychiatrist.

Is she hot? ;P

She's about to enter my wonderland and **** me.

It's very hot.

Really? Is this RP or IRL?

RP.

I have to wait a year or two for IRL.

Well I'll leave you to that, then. Wouldn't want to interrupt your raging boner. ;3

It's more of a though boner now. We're...

It's a long, complicated, and now we're discussing what exactly TO do.

Ah. What are the options on the table?

It's a wonderland. It's what not to do, honestly.

I'd rather keep this in private, honestly. I don't know how many people read this stuff, but there's a few things I like to keep unknown.

youwhat

^^This^^

You need to make a Tumblr.

You need to login to view this link

sexy

I like it.

My blog is **** , because I'm too impatient to make it not ass.

It's okay. My blog is also ass.

Yeah, well. . .

If your blog had an ass, I'd **** it.

Nice. ;P

Classy.

I wasn't asking.

I was demanding. Gimme that ass.

I don''t got it. ;P

By the way, it's how when a girl is putting on panties, and you get to watch from just in front of the bed.

I've never had that feeling. You know about why, as my blog says on the first post.

Bleeding pretense is my job!

Oh ******* lord. Another god damn illegal to take my ******* job, so I have no way to work and have to be a ******* ****** like Obama to live.

Thanks, no hablo spanio, ****** .

Moi aussi!

Go run a marathon, commie.

Holy **** ...

Anyway, I have to go take notes for my classes. :/

Talk to you later.

Exercise freedom and don't go to class.

I dunno, can I?

Considering the only neat thing I've done is go to Virginia and try weed and moonshine, plus a hookah, there isn't much for me to talk about.

I'd like if you did, to kill the time before my Girlfriend gets up, and I can loose my separation anxiety.

My wife's grandparents own a casino. They gave her 500,000 for her college she can open at eighteen this October. We will be loaded. ;P

I went to Virginia, too. I was there to visit my aunt and uncle. We lived in a mansion for ten days and went to a tonne of museums and Jamestown and looked at Georgetown university as an option. Got a letter from Georgetown yesterday saying they want me to visit with my family (they must be retarded - I just did that) and enroll.

I'll probably be going to Berkeley U, though.

Didn't get the AP Japanese class I wanted because not enough hours in a day.

I'll be majoring in Political Science in Japanese in so that I might become a foreign affairs policy dude.

I dig the tulpa, bra. ;P

Gonna be a Diplomat to Japan? I'd love to be a diplomat to somewhere.

The what? I don't have any of them.

Oui!

You should major in political science, then. Politics dig dudes with political science majors.

Well. Your reaction images. ;P

I'll need to be going, though. :[

I'll talk to you again soon!

Goodbye.

Have a nice trip.

--I broke my computer and have to update everything is why.

**** YOU, TOO EMOTICON.

WHAT'D YOU LEARN?

That if you loudly go "SCREE!" in the middle of a gas station, or a pharmacy, people look at you funny.

Oh god, how did this happen? x3

I was listening to a song by Chief Keef. At one point, you hear a "SCREE!" in it, and I said it loudly, as I was mumbling the other lyrics earlier.

It was this song.

So I showed that song to all of my friends.
Instant alienation from music taste sharing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q87e6zNRJ3s

Oh my god.
You have no idea.
You have +1 internet points.

I did this in public with my friends, before I realized that it's just obnoxious, and I should quit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0Dj5uAU_Q

So I did.

Ha.
We had a whole bunch of people doing that at the institute. ;P

The best one ever was one of my friends was running to hug her boyfriend. I decided to take the hug myself, and she knocked me over, and I tore down a poster because I gripped at the first thing I saw.

You should have grabbed at either a.) her pockets or b.) the top of her shirt.

I have done both.

Both are equally hilarious.

I would of yanked her shirt off, if I wouldn't of gotten kicked in the ribs a nanosecond later.

OR she'd be like "Well, this is all you'll ever get, fag. Because you're gay."

They are still both hilarious. ;P

Sexy.

What even is?

Lil B.

How's life been?
Sorry I can't stay on long ever. I'm trying to transcribe all my D&D books online for people out of town etc. and I can't have many distractions or it'll never get done.

I'm going away for a week, starting tomorrow. Going to a family farm in Virginia.

Family farm?

A farm.
Owned by my family.

It's EXACTLY what the name describes.

It just sounded weird is all. ;P

I have arrived safely.

Then I am happy.

How's the farm so far?

Just got home.
Was fun.

I drank some moonshine.

How'd the moonshine taste?

Like Apple Cider.

It tasted too acidic for me. WHY DOES MACARONI TIME EXIST?

Then you had bad moon shine ;)

**** you thats why chief keef ***** basedboy sqaud

I must've. ;P
Was it hot?

GAH!

HOW DOES DO IS?

IT DOES BE DO HOW ARE.

Um.

Hello.

Silvia.

You're also... cool?

I'm lost.

I'm the goddess of ice, so yeah, I'm cool. Misses Freeze.

I'm a part of Ben / Angels' MPD, or whatever the **** it is she has around here.

Are you?

Roleplaying?

No.

Talk to HangingTree and Zerum. Bring up the name Silvia Lullamoon. Ask for info.

Oh.

Well then.

I see you've changed mascots.

I post "Future" Twilight.
My mother, Novae posts "normal" Twilight.
Octavia posts, well, Octavia.
That's about that.

>.>

Your mother?

Yes.
One of the two.

There's been an evolution.

Well, this is all just babble to you, and you doubt I'm a thing, anyway. If you talked to Tree or Zerum, you'd understand. That's about all it is to it.

But you're a good person. I love you like I love my asexual girlfriend I'm taking to our camp's dance. ;P

>Dating an asexual
>sticking with it
You still get some, and she aint care, or what?

I'm kidding. : p

She's a friend that wanted to dance, but not with anyone, but also didn't have someone to take her (you need a "buddy.") I wanted to go, but not to dance, so there's a mutual ********************* scheme cooked up.

Aww, Se hoy yeah~!

Get it, Cowboy!

Ha! I didn't mean it like that. : P

The camp doesn't know she's asexual for the most part.

No no.

Se hoy, YEAH~!!!

What does even do mean?

It's from this video.
It's a sound you do in public to be a little **** . My friends do it, and it ******* bothers me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0Dj5uAU_Q

It's just obnoxious and oh my lord but I like doing it why

You...

you little man.

;P

So I played a lot of Mage: The Ascension today.

What the hell is wrong with your face?

Hm?

You did a. . .

Winky P thing. How'd you do that?

"Semicolonuppercase'p'". ;P

GEAGLES!

hwat

I was messing around with different pet names and I couldn't think of anything. : P

I'm NOT a pet. . .

I'm the master. . .

Yes master.

I will do anything you say... master.

pleaseno

2bad4u

PLEASENO

2
b4d
4
U.

plzno

NOt a chance.

Can you not

K.

thank you.

This camp is full of weird people.

Anyone like me in there?

A LOT.

Pleaseno leave now.
gogogo

How do you do it? I'd hate it. Like, really.

They;re all fun people. :3

Oh.

Huh.

That's. . . HUH

Really? I don't understand how people deal with me. Like, 4real.

Good luck with that. If I hate me, I'd hate the people like me.

A massive faggot, who probably kisses girls.

You're probably right.

~Names. ;P

Well.

It is different, because I've had a chafed dick before.

>implicit information

Looks like you're jealous, because you're not Ryan Seacrest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb0Q5-SFiTU

I swear Lil' B, one day, y'all'll come to yer senses.

Umm...

No.

I hate these god damned emoticons. :/

;)

Well.

It is different, because I've had a chafed dick before.

>implicit information

What am I watching? ;P

And yes, it's the worst thing ever.
According to this rapper.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eWdbMBYlH4

VIVA LA ASAP MOB

SURROUNDED BY POOR PEOPLE OH GOD THE MANATEES.

. . . If Skrillex went to the DR, wouldn't a gang kidnap him if he's in a club? How much is Skrilly worth?

Hmm...

Start high.
Try twenty million and go a little lower every time.

Always start higher. Because you'll hit what you want if you know what you're doing.

Sorry, I was at dinner.

'Is chill, L's little brother.

Near isn't related to L.

Nate River and L. Lawliets' only relations are:

Residents of Whammys' house,
Near is Ls' successor,
Both chased after KIRA

And that's about it.

Sorry. : P
Haven't seen death note in years.

I remember that it was good. And anxiety-inducing.

Having a semi-wife is fun.

You **** her?

Er.
Well.
Yes. : P

Congrats.

Wait. . .

What's the big deal about ******* , again?

It feels good. ;P

Otherwise, there's nothing special about it.

In fact, I prefer blowjobs.

You should get a blowjob in the shower.

Then start to shampoo your )insert title of endowment toward you('s hair. She'd probably laugh and suck your cock/

That was a tumblr post. ;P

But you can go squeegie my dick to the beat of the Chicken Dance

Shower sex is awkward, if that's what you're getting at. ;3

Squeegie.
My.
Dick.
To the beat.
Of.
The chicken Dance.

That will leave your dick raw...

That's not much different from being circumcised, is it?