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Date Signed Up:11/09/2012
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#5091555 - i can be whatever you want it to be 01/26/2015 on Play items +1
#5091551 - well im finally outta gems >_> spent over 7.8k plus of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5091554 - dende (01/26/2015) [-]
But your name isn't Frank
User avatar #5091555 - countmerchant (01/26/2015) [-]
i can be whatever you want it to be
User avatar #5091553 - dende (01/26/2015) [-]
Sell your body
#5091556 - theblindingsun (01/26/2015) [-]
#768 - for... :l  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on countmerchant's profile 0
User avatar #769 - theblindingsun (01/26/2015) [-]
Let me browse.
#5091547 - what would you like since i dont know much since i've been gon… 01/26/2015 on Play items +1
#5091305 - howdy doody  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5091306 - ronkfjoll (01/25/2015) [-]
nigger
#5065226 - I already have one on morgan, but thanks for the offer. if you…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5065229 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
ah, alright.
#5065223 - wait what else dropped now  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5065224 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
I just got the 2nd toast.
I got the other on my alt like 10 mins ago. >.>
User avatar #5065226 - countmerchant (01/02/2015) [-]
I already have one on morgan, but thanks for the offer. if you get a queen or princess we could work something out.
User avatar #5065229 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
ah, alright.
User avatar #5065225 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
Or to clarify, 2 tea-time toasts dropped.
#5065218 - okay one, i was afk to go let the dogs out 2. i wasnt sure…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Play items +1
User avatar #5065222 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
I got both the toasts, if you'd like to offer.
User avatar #5065223 - countmerchant (01/02/2015) [-]
wait what else dropped now
User avatar #5065224 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
I just got the 2nd toast.
I got the other on my alt like 10 mins ago. >.>
User avatar #5065226 - countmerchant (01/02/2015) [-]
I already have one on morgan, but thanks for the offer. if you get a queen or princess we could work something out.
User avatar #5065229 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
ah, alright.
User avatar #5065225 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
Or to clarify, 2 tea-time toasts dropped.
#5065198 - But what if a rare item drops when playing.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Play items +2
#5065206 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
Mad you missed the toast?
Let me rub it in a bit.
User avatar #5065208 - whitehawk (01/02/2015) [-]
missed the void imp? lemme just show off the only one in existence..
User avatar #5065203 - whitehawk (01/02/2015) [-]
then u fucking play in a different tab like a real /items/ player
User avatar #5065205 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
Pro advice.
User avatar #5065211 - pyrain (01/02/2015) [-]
I've missed seeing you here!
User avatar #5065214 - imsugoi (01/02/2015) [-]
I do miss items a lot, I left a part of me here.
User avatar #5065217 - pyrain (01/02/2015) [-]
I stole part of your soul while you were here. You are mine and will keep returning
lo
#5065204 - kyure (01/02/2015) [-]
Or this
#5065201 - kyure (01/02/2015) [-]
Then you die in a fire dressed as a bear. This is a let loose game.
#5061199 - I just checked the 25th-26th turns out you did accept and i di…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5061200 - pyrain (12/29/2014) [-]
It's ok
You're welcome <3
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User avatar #767 - theblindingsun ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Sorry, I actually need them, Take 200 instead? And no to the stones.
User avatar #768 to #767 - countmerchant (01/26/2015) [-]
for... :l
User avatar #769 to #768 - theblindingsun ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Let me browse.
User avatar #761 - ronkfjoll (12/27/2014) [-]
>toast collector
>does not have the rarest toast in game
>peasant
User avatar #763 to #762 - ronkfjoll (12/27/2014) [-]
so?
you still don't have the rarest toast you numbnut
#764 to #763 - countmerchant (12/28/2014) [-]
got it now :^)
User avatar #765 to #764 - ronkfjoll (12/28/2014) [-]
YAY!!!!!!!!
User avatar #766 to #765 - countmerchant (12/28/2014) [-]
and the day i get it the queen toast came out i cant win
User avatar #759 - nought ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
gems are worth about 10 points each
not sandwiches tho
User avatar #760 to #759 - countmerchant (12/20/2014) [-]
you dont use them... i need them... why cant you just do the trade?
you're also the first to complain about the gem trade.
User avatar #757 - retrochris (12/18/2014) [-]
ty (:
#758 to #757 - countmerchant (12/19/2014) [-]
yes.... enjoy it
User avatar #753 - nethj (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll do hotdogs
User avatar #754 to #753 - countmerchant (12/18/2014) [-]
would you do anything else?
User avatar #756 to #754 - nethj (12/18/2014) [-]
leave 1
User avatar #755 to #754 - nethj (12/18/2014) [-]
fj badges
User avatar #751 - poshblobfish (12/18/2014) [-]
sent you a request
User avatar #750 - poshblobfish (12/18/2014) [-]
I have plenty of gems; what I want is iron, sword plans, and white oak wood
User avatar #749 - kanatana (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey, if I put the Gangnam Toast in the Auction House, what would be a fair price?
User avatar #742 - donor (12/07/2014) [-]
2 per soul keeper please
User avatar #743 to #742 - countmerchant (12/07/2014) [-]
how about 5?
User avatar #744 to #743 - donor (12/07/2014) [-]
Then I'd rather keep them since I saw retro say something about a new combination that he might add with the sandwiches :/
User avatar #745 to #744 - countmerchant (12/07/2014) [-]
>_> damn it ... how about 3 then? idk because someone told me the whatcha ma call it consumable drop rate items lowered
User avatar #746 to #745 - donor (12/07/2014) [-]
3 is ok I guess
User avatar #747 to #746 - countmerchant (12/07/2014) [-]
and for insanity souls? (you used to always sell me sandwiches I feel like you dont like me much for some reason)
User avatar #748 to #747 - donor (12/07/2014) [-]
umm 20 per
User avatar #741 - jmezfm (12/04/2014) [-]
there's not much else i want sorry
User avatar #739 - pyrain (11/26/2014) [-]
I feel conflicted, I love my little sammiches <3
User avatar #733 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
**hotpost rolls 42**
User avatar #732 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
**hotpost rolls 596**
User avatar #731 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
**hotpost rolls 1,529**
User avatar #727 - donor (11/24/2014) [-]
can you get pet crates or met boks for them?
User avatar #728 to #727 - countmerchant (11/24/2014) [-]
ratios pls
User avatar #729 to #728 - donor (11/24/2014) [-]
met books 1:1
pet crates: sandwiches 2:3?
User avatar #730 to #729 - countmerchant (11/24/2014) [-]
okay :|
User avatar #725 - alexanderjohnson (11/23/2014) [-]
Still need them for my item wizard :/ sorry.
#726 to #725 - countmerchant (11/23/2014) [-]
foiled again
User avatar #721 - luluwho (11/22/2014) [-]
Are YOU here ?
User avatar #723 to #722 - luluwho (11/22/2014) [-]
Please answer trade request
User avatar #724 to #723 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Sending Counter Trade offer
User avatar #718 - namtheham (11/21/2014) [-]
Im buying books of metallurgy at 4 fj points ea
User avatar #719 to #718 - countmerchant (11/21/2014) [-]
How many would you want for the tea toast?
User avatar #720 to #719 - namtheham (11/21/2014) [-]
Im not sure, I dont think I wanna sell it, sorry
User avatar #717 - alexanderjohnson (09/08/2014) [-]
Thanks, but I can't, I need them for my item hunter :C
User avatar #709 - donor (08/25/2014) [-]
can you collect tokens for them?
User avatar #710 to #709 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
anything else? gems? Coal? anything other than tokens?
User avatar #712 to #711 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
ratio on the items per sandwich
Just so i have a goal
User avatar #713 to #712 - donor (08/25/2014) [-]
25 tokens, badges and potatoes 1:1
50 tokens 1:2
100 tokens 1:4
500 tokens 1:20
iron 5:1
User avatar #715 to #713 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
also for iron i usually do 1 bar per sandwich
User avatar #716 to #715 - donor (08/25/2014) [-]
then I'm cheaper than that
and badges 1:1
User avatar #714 to #713 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
and as for badges?
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