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Date Signed Up:11/09/2012
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#85 - THAT WAS THE TRADE WE STARTED WITH  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on lekestuen's profile 0
User avatar #86 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
As i said..
#82 - apparently nothing i am sending you like so you send a trade. 09/20/2014 on lekestuen's profile 0
#80 - I like them too. so...maybe we can work somethingout  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on lekestuen's profile 0
User avatar #83 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
I have plenty gems...
User avatar #81 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
im really not sure... just send me a trade
User avatar #84 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
Just send the first trade again
User avatar #82 - countmerchant (09/20/2014) [-]
apparently nothing i am sending you like so you send a trade.
#78 - Gems? Items what name it.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2014 on lekestuen's profile 0
User avatar #79 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
I really like them.. so i dont know
User avatar #80 - countmerchant (09/20/2014) [-]
I like them too. so...maybe we can work somethingout
User avatar #83 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
I have plenty gems...
User avatar #81 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
im really not sure... just send me a trade
User avatar #84 - lekestuen (09/20/2014) [-]
Just send the first trade again
User avatar #82 - countmerchant (09/20/2014) [-]
apparently nothing i am sending you like so you send a trade.
#77 - what do you want for them? 09/20/2014 on lekestuen's profile 0
#4986309 - pot-a-toes potatoes  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Play items +1
#4986310 - cann (09/08/2014) [-]
#4986306 - I was here for a solid minute trying to decode that  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4986308 - cann (09/08/2014) [-]
the fuck is it
User avatar #4986309 - countmerchant (09/08/2014) [-]
#4986310 - cann (09/08/2014) [-]
#4986296 - bludead trade sent 09/08/2014 on Play items +1
#4986290 - so lets work something out, what can i get you for them? 09/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4986287 - y u talkin bout mah mutha lik dat i wil wrek u m8 clip yo feat…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Play items +1
#4986288 - retrochris (09/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #717 - alexanderjohnson (09/08/2014) [-]
Thanks, but I can't, I need them for my item hunter :C
User avatar #709 - donor (08/25/2014) [-]
can you collect tokens for them?
User avatar #710 to #709 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
anything else? gems? Coal? anything other than tokens?
User avatar #712 to #711 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
ratio on the items per sandwich
Just so i have a goal
User avatar #713 to #712 - donor (08/25/2014) [-]
25 tokens, badges and potatoes 1:1
50 tokens 1:2
100 tokens 1:4
500 tokens 1:20
iron 5:1
User avatar #715 to #713 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
also for iron i usually do 1 bar per sandwich
User avatar #716 to #715 - donor (08/25/2014) [-]
then I'm cheaper than that
and badges 1:1
User avatar #714 to #713 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
and as for badges?
#708 to #707 - countmerchant (08/24/2014) [-]
call meh sum tim bb
User avatar #703 - donor (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm saving those sandwiches to buy you gay kite
#704 to #703 - countmerchant (08/21/2014) [-]
well okay :|
did you atleast get the reference
User avatar #705 to #704 - donor (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #706 to #705 - countmerchant (08/21/2014) [-]
i cri
#702 - werslty (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd sell some if i had more, but I'm saving them to make demonic toasts
User avatar #700 - rappwr (08/18/2014) [-]
kay kite, fab axe, iron, oak and strange crystal formation got my attention.
I suppose you don't wanna trade the rare toasts anyway, eh?
User avatar #701 to #700 - rappwr (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #698 - trilluminati (08/16/2014) [-]
not selling them, going for the item hunter sorry
User avatar #699 to #698 - countmerchant (08/16/2014) [-]
object predator
User avatar #697 - nethj (08/09/2014) [-]
item hunter, sorry dude
User avatar #696 - ied (08/09/2014) [-]
When are you planning on killing yourself?
Today maybe?
User avatar #695 - ied (08/07/2014) [-]
You still haven't died of cancer?
User avatar #694 - wickkles (08/07/2014) [-]
Nyet, just trying to raise kids and get the items I want.
User avatar #693 - metalheadnv (08/07/2014) [-]
when you see user metalheadnv, he either accepts cannabis (preference) or points
User avatar #691 - thelastffffyou (08/04/2014) [-]
#692 to #691 - countmerchant (08/04/2014) [-]
Do you still hope i choke on a sandwich and die
User avatar #686 - alexanderjohnson (07/28/2014) [-]
Which was the toast I got 3 of? I forgot...
User avatar #687 to #686 - countmerchant (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #688 to #687 - alexanderjohnson (07/28/2014) [-]
Ah, okay.

Has the image changed for it? It doesn't look the same to me.

Maybe I'm going crazy.
User avatar #689 to #688 - countmerchant (07/28/2014) [-]
no it looks the same. to me
User avatar #690 to #689 - alexanderjohnson (07/28/2014) [-]
Haha, never mind then.
User avatar #683 - donor (07/27/2014) [-]
why in the heaven would i want to take that trade?
i gain nothing on it
User avatar #684 to #683 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
True... I have a better idea sending
User avatar #665 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
You have got to be kidding me.
You really do. Using my own ******* items to get a unique item, that I even said I would get you.
I can't ******* believe that.
You know what? I did want to be friends with you, I wanted this whole thing to blow over. I overreacted yeserday and came on to make peace. But seeing you attempt to sell my items and actually keeping some as part of you 'collection' really annoyed me. I don't actually want you as a friend anymore. You're self-centred. you only care about ******* toast, who the **** does that? You either give me them all back, this blows over and I get you a toast record/anyhting else you want that I can buy with my items or you can keep your ******* collection and never talk to me again.
User avatar #667 to #665 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
1. I never dis-added you.
2. you came to make piece? You've been calling me every word in the book since you commented.
3. I am not self-centered, Yes I joke a **** ton about my sandwiches but its just something I do in my spare time that apparently i have a lot of.
4. If you wanted to help me get those items anyway whats wrong with the trade I sent plus i told you the user at hand had no interest in selling it since he wanted all 3, you know that. And if you don't sell it well i guess i'm not going to be able to get that item.
5. I never did anything wrong to begin with and you're just mad at me still.
If you noticed i never called you anything, i've been nice to you. I still treat you like a friend but you're treating me awfully. If you hate me, are mad at me. I can't do anything about that. All i can truly honestly say is that I am sorry.
User avatar #668 to #667 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
You could just give them back
User avatar #669 to #668 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I sent you a trade dude, if you accept we both get what we want,
you get your items, i get those items, and we can both shut up about this entire situation.
But since you dis-added me, going to guess you're not interested in the 3rd outcome
User avatar #670 to #669 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I want all my items. Not just some of them. I want the former and the evil toast too.
User avatar #671 to #670 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not giving those, Those items were originally all i wanted from him but he gave me the rest of it along with it.
User avatar #672 to #671 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
so you asked for them?...
those are all i want too, because they're ******* mine
User avatar #673 to #672 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I asked to trade him for the former and evil toast like i do with just about everyone, he just gave me everything.
I already told you that. I wanted to buy some of the items off him Toast former and evil toast. but he gave me pretty much all of them.
I'm just going to ask, why would you give them to him and expect them back?
You GAVE those items to him. and didn't contact him for months.
User avatar #674 to #673 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I gave them to him, for him to keep. Not for ******* people like you to pester him so that he gives them to you. I wanted him to ******* keep them. I did ******* contact him. Half the ******* time he never bothered to reply. You're a ****** ******* friend.
User avatar #675 to #674 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I only asked him once :|
I sent you a trade that pretty much solves the entire problem.
If you don't accept, well i can't really help anymore with this.
We both get what we wanted.
You're calling me all these things when i haven't done anything to hurt you. :\
User avatar #676 to #675 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
NO WE ******* DONT
I want all my items back.
You have done things to hurt me. Going behind my back, to get items that you would never get without me or my intervention. You knew I gave them to him and because you didn't have them, you thought it was fine.
You took my items, you are keepying them and you think that doesnt hurt me? You're so wrong. I worked so ******** hard to get those, so I could give them to my old partner. He lost them, just like I lost mine and I wanted im to have them. You have them now and I didn't give them to you. You don't deserve them, you will NEVER deserve them.
User avatar #677 to #676 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Then i guess there is nothing more to talk about on this... :\ there really isn't
The situation that you're portraying is this:
You're jealous that he gave them to me and not to you.
You gave him these items.
GAVE him these items as a gift.
He GAVE them to me.
You lost ownership of those items when you gave them to him.
I knew that you gave them to him as a gift but i did actually ask him about you he said that he didn't care, and i'll get more use from it.
As much as i hate to be stern with you, its the truth they aren't your items anymore, they never were once you gave them to him. I understand your anger because i've had a similar issue happen with another user before the refresh, but what happened before the refresh is over now. all that is gone and can't be gotten back.
If you accept maybe we can get back to talking if you're up for it, if you decline, i'll leave you be, and I wish you luck in your items because i have a feeling you already made up your mind. So if you could, please accept or decline the trade request. You don't need to say anymore after this.
User avatar #678 to #677 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope your mum dies of cancer.
I hope your dog gets run over.
I hope you;re bullied throughout school.
I hope your dad dies too.
User avatar #679 to #678 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Well if you hope that Adam, that's on your own fault.
I wish only for you good things.
Enjoy your day.
User avatar #680 to #679 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope your grandmother dies.
I hope your grandfather dies.
I hope your family goes into debt.
I hope your mum is raped.
I hope your dad is fired.
I hope your house sets on fire and you die.
I hope your dog gets shot in the head.
User avatar #681 to #680 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
You're being rude, i'd appreciate if you stop.
User avatar #682 to #681 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope you shut the **** up.
I hope that your cousins die in a car crash.
I hope your mum loses an arm.
I hope your dad becomes insane.
I hope your auntie overdoses.
I hope I don't run out of ideas, because I hate you
User avatar #685 to #682 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I understand you're angry but this isn't the best way to take out your anger, i'd recommend lying down or doing something you enjoy
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User avatar #664 to #663 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Well... idk what to do for that, see if i have anything else you'd like.
#666 to #664 - anoninanutshell (07/27/2014) [-]
meh atm you dont have anything that i would want
User avatar #655 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
You ******* sold my items? Wow. I neever knew you could be that much of a cunt. I'm serious.
User avatar #656 to #655 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Dude, you gave them to ivan left them on his account for months, and he gave them to me. and you want them back. Thats Indian giving dude. Giving someone something and expecting it back.
You're telling me also that i choose items over friendship but you're the one who disadded me. I told you i'd still be your friend but you apparently already made up your mind.
User avatar #658 to #656 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
give me my items back
User avatar #657 to #656 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
still be your friend with my ******* items
**** off
User avatar #659 to #657 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
They arent your items... once you gave them to ivan they were his and he gave them to me.
I hate being rude to you since you've been nice to me for a long time but they aren't yours anymore.
User avatar #660 to #659 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
i gave them to ivan
he said i could have them back anytime i wanted
i want them back now
but you ******* took them
you have been here for like 2 weeks and you ******* take his points and all his items
o wait
my items
i want them back
User avatar #661 to #660 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Look dude, discuss that with him. I've always been trying to be nice with you and I still see you as my friend. But i wish you wouldn't get so worked up over this. I'd rather not be arguing with you all day :\
User avatar #662 to #661 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
give me my items back then
all those ******* times i have helped you
before and after reset.
who GAVE you a toastformer before reset? wait for it. wait for it. wait for it. ME!
now you wont even ******* give my one back? that wasn't yours in the first place?
User avatar #651 - rectophobia (07/25/2014) [-]
Why'd you decline?
User avatar #652 to #651 - countmerchant (07/25/2014) [-]
You're giving me 10 keys for my 2 chests, it really wasn't worth doing tbh its helping you but its pretty much just screwing me over, not to sound like a self important ass but it really just wasn't worth doing.
User avatar #653 to #652 - rectophobia (07/25/2014) [-]
Weren't they all chests/keys that you needed?
User avatar #654 to #653 - countmerchant (07/25/2014) [-]
they are but with what you were trading i wouldn't even have much to open.
User avatar #649 - trilluminati (07/24/2014) [-]
selling these red lottery tickets?
User avatar #650 to #649 - countmerchant (07/24/2014) [-]
sorry no :/
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