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Date Signed Up:11/09/2012
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#5017813 - Buying Flying FJ Sandwiches! Current Number : 19330 / 393… 5 hours ago on Play items +1
#5017810 - so... whos awake?  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Play items 0
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#2542 - Howdy :| 6 hours ago on idrinkslurm's profile 0
#5017809 - trade sent be gentle 6 hours ago on Play items +1
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User avatar #5017808 - knightmrku (6 hours ago) [-]
Just smoke some real weed to make you feel better.
#5017802 - Admin how about this: Community Chest: Players insert … 6 hours ago on Play items 0
#5017800 - how would you even be able to code something like that? it doe… 6 hours ago on Play items 0
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#5017791 - been doing it a lot  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5017792 - canyou (7 hours ago) [-]
Very nice. After my potato badge and swords I dropped the whole thing. The weeds were the last straw. I kept missing them
#5017788 - i cry got curse voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Play items 0
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User avatar #725 - alexanderjohnson (8 hours ago) [-]
Still need them for my item wizard :/ sorry.
#726 to #725 - countmerchant (8 hours ago) [-]
foiled again
User avatar #721 - luluwho (11/22/2014) [-]
Are YOU here ?
User avatar #723 to #722 - luluwho (11/22/2014) [-]
Please answer trade request
User avatar #724 to #723 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Sending Counter Trade offer
User avatar #718 - namtheham (11/21/2014) [-]
Im buying books of metallurgy at 4 fj points ea
User avatar #719 to #718 - countmerchant (11/21/2014) [-]
How many would you want for the tea toast?
User avatar #720 to #719 - namtheham (11/21/2014) [-]
Im not sure, I dont think I wanna sell it, sorry
User avatar #717 - alexanderjohnson (09/08/2014) [-]
Thanks, but I can't, I need them for my item hunter :C
User avatar #709 - donor ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
can you collect tokens for them?
User avatar #710 to #709 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
anything else? gems? Coal? anything other than tokens?
#711 to #710 - donor ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #712 to #711 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
ratio on the items per sandwich
Just so i have a goal
User avatar #713 to #712 - donor ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
25 tokens, badges and potatoes 1:1
50 tokens 1:2
100 tokens 1:4
500 tokens 1:20
iron 5:1
User avatar #715 to #713 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
also for iron i usually do 1 bar per sandwich
User avatar #716 to #715 - donor ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
then I'm cheaper than that
and badges 1:1
User avatar #714 to #713 - countmerchant (08/25/2014) [-]
and as for badges?
#708 to #707 - countmerchant (08/24/2014) [-]
call meh sum tim bb
User avatar #703 - donor ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm saving those sandwiches to buy you gay kite
#704 to #703 - countmerchant (08/21/2014) [-]
well okay :|
did you atleast get the reference
User avatar #705 to #704 - donor ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #706 to #705 - countmerchant (08/21/2014) [-]
i cri
#702 - werslty (08/19/2014) [-]
I'd sell some if i had more, but I'm saving them to make demonic toasts
User avatar #700 - rappwr ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
kay kite, fab axe, iron, oak and strange crystal formation got my attention.
I suppose you don't wanna trade the rare toasts anyway, eh?
User avatar #701 to #700 - rappwr ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #698 - trilluminati (08/16/2014) [-]
not selling them, going for the item hunter sorry
User avatar #699 to #698 - countmerchant (08/16/2014) [-]
object predator
User avatar #697 - nethj ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
item hunter, sorry dude
User avatar #696 - ied (08/09/2014) [-]
When are you planning on killing yourself?
Today maybe?
User avatar #695 - ied (08/07/2014) [-]
You still haven't died of cancer?
User avatar #694 - wickkles (08/07/2014) [-]
Nyet, just trying to raise kids and get the items I want.
User avatar #693 - metalheadnv (08/07/2014) [-]
when you see user metalheadnv, he either accepts cannabis (preference) or points
User avatar #691 - thelastffffyou (08/04/2014) [-]
#692 to #691 - countmerchant (08/04/2014) [-]
Do you still hope i choke on a sandwich and die
User avatar #686 - alexanderjohnson (07/28/2014) [-]
Which was the toast I got 3 of? I forgot...
User avatar #687 to #686 - countmerchant (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #688 to #687 - alexanderjohnson (07/28/2014) [-]
Ah, okay.

Has the image changed for it? It doesn't look the same to me.

Maybe I'm going crazy.
User avatar #689 to #688 - countmerchant (07/28/2014) [-]
no it looks the same. to me
User avatar #690 to #689 - alexanderjohnson (07/28/2014) [-]
Haha, never mind then.
User avatar #683 - donor ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
why in the heaven would i want to take that trade?
i gain nothing on it
User avatar #684 to #683 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
True... I have a better idea sending
User avatar #665 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
You have got to be kidding me.
You really do. Using my own ******* items to get a unique item, that I even said I would get you.
I can't ******* believe that.
You know what? I did want to be friends with you, I wanted this whole thing to blow over. I overreacted yeserday and came on to make peace. But seeing you attempt to sell my items and actually keeping some as part of you 'collection' really annoyed me. I don't actually want you as a friend anymore. You're self-centred. you only care about ******* toast, who the **** does that? You either give me them all back, this blows over and I get you a toast record/anyhting else you want that I can buy with my items or you can keep your ******* collection and never talk to me again.
User avatar #667 to #665 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
1. I never dis-added you.
2. you came to make piece? You've been calling me every word in the book since you commented.
3. I am not self-centered, Yes I joke a **** ton about my sandwiches but its just something I do in my spare time that apparently i have a lot of.
4. If you wanted to help me get those items anyway whats wrong with the trade I sent plus i told you the user at hand had no interest in selling it since he wanted all 3, you know that. And if you don't sell it well i guess i'm not going to be able to get that item.
5. I never did anything wrong to begin with and you're just mad at me still.
If you noticed i never called you anything, i've been nice to you. I still treat you like a friend but you're treating me awfully. If you hate me, are mad at me. I can't do anything about that. All i can truly honestly say is that I am sorry.
User avatar #668 to #667 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
You could just give them back
User avatar #669 to #668 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I sent you a trade dude, if you accept we both get what we want,
you get your items, i get those items, and we can both shut up about this entire situation.
But since you dis-added me, going to guess you're not interested in the 3rd outcome
User avatar #670 to #669 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I want all my items. Not just some of them. I want the former and the evil toast too.
User avatar #671 to #670 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not giving those, Those items were originally all i wanted from him but he gave me the rest of it along with it.
User avatar #672 to #671 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
so you asked for them?...
those are all i want too, because they're ******* mine
User avatar #673 to #672 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I asked to trade him for the former and evil toast like i do with just about everyone, he just gave me everything.
I already told you that. I wanted to buy some of the items off him Toast former and evil toast. but he gave me pretty much all of them.
I'm just going to ask, why would you give them to him and expect them back?
You GAVE those items to him. and didn't contact him for months.
User avatar #674 to #673 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I gave them to him, for him to keep. Not for ******* people like you to pester him so that he gives them to you. I wanted him to ******* keep them. I did ******* contact him. Half the ******* time he never bothered to reply. You're a ****** ******* friend.
User avatar #675 to #674 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I only asked him once :|
I sent you a trade that pretty much solves the entire problem.
If you don't accept, well i can't really help anymore with this.
We both get what we wanted.
You're calling me all these things when i haven't done anything to hurt you. :\
User avatar #676 to #675 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
NO WE ******* DONT
I want all my items back.
You have done things to hurt me. Going behind my back, to get items that you would never get without me or my intervention. You knew I gave them to him and because you didn't have them, you thought it was fine.
You took my items, you are keepying them and you think that doesnt hurt me? You're so wrong. I worked so ******** hard to get those, so I could give them to my old partner. He lost them, just like I lost mine and I wanted im to have them. You have them now and I didn't give them to you. You don't deserve them, you will NEVER deserve them.
User avatar #677 to #676 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Then i guess there is nothing more to talk about on this... :\ there really isn't
The situation that you're portraying is this:
You're jealous that he gave them to me and not to you.
You gave him these items.
GAVE him these items as a gift.
He GAVE them to me.
You lost ownership of those items when you gave them to him.
I knew that you gave them to him as a gift but i did actually ask him about you he said that he didn't care, and i'll get more use from it.
As much as i hate to be stern with you, its the truth they aren't your items anymore, they never were once you gave them to him. I understand your anger because i've had a similar issue happen with another user before the refresh, but what happened before the refresh is over now. all that is gone and can't be gotten back.
If you accept maybe we can get back to talking if you're up for it, if you decline, i'll leave you be, and I wish you luck in your items because i have a feeling you already made up your mind. So if you could, please accept or decline the trade request. You don't need to say anymore after this.
User avatar #678 to #677 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope your mum dies of cancer.
I hope your dog gets run over.
I hope you;re bullied throughout school.
I hope your dad dies too.
User avatar #679 to #678 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Well if you hope that Adam, that's on your own fault.
I wish only for you good things.
Enjoy your day.
User avatar #680 to #679 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope your grandmother dies.
I hope your grandfather dies.
I hope your family goes into debt.
I hope your mum is raped.
I hope your dad is fired.
I hope your house sets on fire and you die.
I hope your dog gets shot in the head.
User avatar #681 to #680 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
You're being rude, i'd appreciate if you stop.
User avatar #682 to #681 - ied (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope you shut the **** up.
I hope that your cousins die in a car crash.
I hope your mum loses an arm.
I hope your dad becomes insane.
I hope your auntie overdoses.
I hope I don't run out of ideas, because I hate you
User avatar #685 to #682 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
I understand you're angry but this isn't the best way to take out your anger, i'd recommend lying down or doing something you enjoy
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User avatar #664 to #663 - countmerchant (07/27/2014) [-]
Well... idk what to do for that, see if i have anything else you'd like.
#666 to #664 - anoninanutshell ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
meh atm you dont have anything that i would want
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