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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii, NES, SNES, N64
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Date Signed Up:1/29/2011
Last Login:4/29/2012
Location:Tacoma WA
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Here to make everyone laugh! I am 16, and I love zombies, best thing ever! Well I hope my rich OC makes you all laugh, I love FJ!

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#2801747 - What is the website I can view all the episodes besides youtube? 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2385 - Oh my god thank you. 03/03/2012 on Well shit 0
#2791748 - >Friend knows how to hypnotize >Wants to hypnotize m… 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
#2791630 - Honestly I would still be doing the same thing. But I am very … 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2791418 - Anytime! :D So what has a amazing person like you been up to?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2791571 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Well....Not much really. Sitting around hooked up to an oxygen tank doesn't give you all that much freedom.

But, video games and lurkin the thread have been 2 pretty big activities that take up my day.
User avatar #2791630 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Honestly I would still be doing the same thing. But I am very sorry that sucks :(
#2791317 - You have lung cancer? D: I am so sorry!! Take this wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #2791354 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks. :)
User avatar #2791418 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Anytime! :D So what has a amazing person like you been up to?
User avatar #2791571 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Well....Not much really. Sitting around hooked up to an oxygen tank doesn't give you all that much freedom.

But, video games and lurkin the thread have been 2 pretty big activities that take up my day.
User avatar #2791630 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Honestly I would still be doing the same thing. But I am very sorry that sucks :(
#2791252 - Chugged a coffee for an all nighter tonight with a couple frie…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #2791291 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Seen better days....lung cancer and all that...

But, moping about isn't going to get rid of it~
#2791317 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
You have lung cancer? D: I am so sorry!!

Take this with you, it is dangerous path.
User avatar #2791354 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks. :)
User avatar #2791418 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Anytime! :D So what has a amazing person like you been up to?
User avatar #2791571 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Well....Not much really. Sitting around hooked up to an oxygen tank doesn't give you all that much freedom.

But, video games and lurkin the thread have been 2 pretty big activities that take up my day.
User avatar #2791630 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Honestly I would still be doing the same thing. But I am very sorry that sucks :(
#2791198 - Hey! What's up everyone? How are you? :D  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2791224 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Not much, What's up with you? :3
User avatar #2791252 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Chugged a coffee for an all nighter tonight with a couple friends, way to much energy! But I am great! :D How are you :D
User avatar #2791291 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Seen better days....lung cancer and all that...

But, moping about isn't going to get rid of it~
#2791317 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
You have lung cancer? D: I am so sorry!!

Take this with you, it is dangerous path.
User avatar #2791354 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks. :)
User avatar #2791418 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Anytime! :D So what has a amazing person like you been up to?
User avatar #2791571 - thebeardlessman (03/03/2012) [-]
Well....Not much really. Sitting around hooked up to an oxygen tank doesn't give you all that much freedom.

But, video games and lurkin the thread have been 2 pretty big activities that take up my day.
User avatar #2791630 - couchzombie (03/03/2012) [-]
Honestly I would still be doing the same thing. But I am very sorry that sucks :(
#93 - Because that is clearly a newspaper. 02/27/2012 on Idiot. +2
#29 - **couchzombie rolled a random image posted in comment #23793…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2012 on Nice roll +3
#48 - prahsharp (02/20/2012) [-]
Actually, I think you mean turns you over.

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#76 - abyssangel (01/16/2012) [-]
**abyssangel rolls 37** okay . . . . dubs i hug you and say thank you >> singles and i punch you 5 times -wicked smile-
User avatar #77 to #82 - couchzombie (01/16/2012) [-]
**couchzombie rolls 88** dubs and you don't punch me at all, you buy me a soda.
User avatar #78 to #83 - couchzombie (01/16/2012) [-]
Haha **** you. Take it all
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User avatar #74 to #79 - couchzombie (01/16/2012) [-]
Do this but at the first part of the comment with no words before it
*roll 2* and make sure you add a space or it won't work.
User avatar #75 to #80 - couchzombie (01/16/2012) [-]
**couchzombie rolls 96** Like this.
#71 - abyssangel Comment deleted by couchzombie [-]
User avatar #72 to #77 - couchzombie (01/16/2012) [-]
**couchzombie rolls 76** Well. I could delete it. Or fap to it. I will let dubs decide. If singels I delete. If dubs, I fap.
User avatar #70 - couchzombie (11/03/2011) [-]
the fat black woman in the back of the theater
User avatar #68 - downwiththesicknes (10/31/2011) [-]
**downwiththesicknes rolls 493,759,992** more than 0 and you add me as a friend
User avatar #69 to #74 - couchzombie (10/31/2011) [-]
I guess you win.
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#57 to #61 - couchzombie (10/15/2011) [-]
Hello, nice weather we're having.
Hello, nice weather we're having.
#58 to #62 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #63 - couchzombie (10/15/2011) [-]
Though recently I did have to grab my turtle neck sweater.
Though recently I did have to grab my turtle neck sweater.
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#61 to #65 - couchzombie (10/15/2011) [-]
It was pouring here when I was driving home from school. But otherwise it was quite the nice day after the skies cleared.
It was pouring here when I was driving home from school. But otherwise it was quite the nice day after the skies cleared.
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#63 to #67 - couchzombie (10/16/2011) [-]
Same with me, it just made my house really cold. Twas' not the nicest draft. Which is why I had to grab my sweater.
Same with me, it just made my house really cold. Twas' not the nicest draft. Which is why I had to grab my sweater.
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#65 to #69 - couchzombie (10/16/2011) [-]
Well it was more my basement which is where I spend most of time, being that the fact is that my room is down there.
Well it was more my basement which is where I spend most of time, being that the fact is that my room is down there.
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#67 to #71 - couchzombie (10/16/2011) [-]
I have to admit that picture made me laugh.
I have to admit that picture made me laugh.
#55 - couchzombie (09/21/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** It being at 59 was killing me
#54 - couchzombie (09/15/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image**
#21 - TehEman (09/13/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** I'LLLLLLL WAIIIIIIIIITTT FORRRRR YOUUUUUUUU. WILLL YOUUUU WAIITTTT FOR MEEEEEEEEE TOO? I'M TIRED OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS LISTENING AT YOUR DOORRR
User avatar #22 to #26 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
HOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT Pony pic when random image roll AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
#23 to #27 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** How much coffee did you have today dude? XD
#42 to #28 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** Lol well it would make the most sense to me I guess D: lol I wonder what'll happen if we random roll and get porn? Will we get banned? I mean it's notour fault porn showed up we just random rolled right?

And nope lol Finn the Human and Jake the dog, I love that show so much..
#43 to #47 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I saw someone get porn they didn't get banned XD
#44 to #48 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** yeah I did too but I mean it's cause no one flagged it right? So what happens if they do? :o
#45 to #49 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I would assume Dr. Manhattan would view it before banning.
#46 to #50 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** sometimes I don't think he actually does look at it, why do you think so many pony pics are flagged? I don't think he actually looks at em all
#47 to #51 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** Thats true, but I don't think people will flag accidental porn
#48 to #52 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** well we both know this very well that people are assholes so yeah...lol
#49 to #53 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I really want this to be a pony pic.

I hope my girlfriend can go to the fair with me.
#50 to #54 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** not GLORIOUS FAGGOT but still funny xD I like how I talk about assholes and it's a lovey pic xD

A fair? :o like carnival? that's awesome! :D I hope she can go, you can bring me back some funnel cake! :D
#51 to #55 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** Send it in mail, come backs rotten.

< YFW you get the cake
#52 to #56 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** hey if I get it I get it xD Put it in something so it doesn't rot? :o

and awesome GLORIOUS FAGGOT pic AND it's my fav pony as well xD

<yfw you got GLORIOUS FAGGOT pic
#53 to #57 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image**

<< Mfw my face looks like rocks
#24 to #28 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** AND I WANT WHATS BETTER FOR YOUUUU SOOOO LONGGGG MY FRIEEEENNND AND ADVISORRRYYY I'LL WAIT FOR YOU *DO DO DUN DUN DO DO DUN DUN*
#25 to #29 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I wish I could find the rest of the lyrics
#26 to #30 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** Under the cover of darkness - The Strokes great band you should give em a listen  
  
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringingggg  
Roman Cavalry choirs are singingggg  
Be my mirror, my sword and shieeeelddd  
My missionaries in a foreeeeign field
**TehEman rolled a random image** Under the cover of darkness - The Strokes great band you should give em a listen

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringingggg
Roman Cavalry choirs are singingggg
Be my mirror, my sword and shieeeelddd
My missionaries in a foreeeeign field
#27 to #31 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I have heard of few songs. I like em'. Any way whats up?
#28 to #32 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** I love em :D lol and eh same old same old just lots of homework lately .-. how goes it with you?
#29 to #33 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** my teachers are on strike, no school
#30 to #34 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** oh you lucky son of a bitch Dx I still got school and I got lots of Homework :c
#31 to #35 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I have to make it up at summer time though :(
#32 to #36 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** Ohhh damn that happened to us before we had like our first snow day EVERRRR like seriously in all my life and we had to go during a holiday to make up for it which really blew but that was just one day o.o you guys got a while to make up
#33 to #37 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** its only been one day so far, so maybe not.
#34 to #38 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** Ohh well then...good :D that's good
#35 to #39 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** Dude, your picture made me laugh my ass off.
#36 to #40 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** Lmfao! I know it made me laugh too xD and your picture made me laugh xD
**TehEman rolled a random image** Lmfao! I know it made me laugh too xD and your picture made me laugh xD
#37 to #41 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** I love these, but they take to much of the real comments on comics D:
#38 to #42 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image** yeah it's fun just like how we're doing it but some people just spam on comics D: Cause it's like new and stuff so people wanna try it I did it on my profile before I went to ours to check it out and not bother anyone xD
#39 to #43 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** Damn dude, those are some big dildos.

Yeah its annoying, I wonder how it decides what picture to use.
#40 to #44 - TehEman (09/14/2011) [-]
**TehEman rolled a random image**How did a picture from my private collection get in here....and I don't remember visiting Australia... so why are they like that...Oh well lmfao! xD

Nice fridge :D

Yeah too much of it is unless it's a win then it's awesome. I think Dr. Manhattan takes all the picture we post puts em into the system and when we picture roll it randomly picks one of em and uses it?
#41 to #45 - couchzombie (09/14/2011) [-]
**couchzombie rolled a random image** That would make sense XD I am guessing my picture will have to do with a cat this time.
**couchzombie rolled a random image** That would make sense XD I am guessing my picture will have to do with a cat this time.
#18 - mazzyrazzy (09/13/2011) [-]
this good enough?
User avatar #19 to #23 - couchzombie (09/13/2011) [-]
Yes i love you :D
User avatar #20 to #24 - mazzyrazzy (09/13/2011) [-]
glad you like it :)
User avatar #15 - kaneusta (09/04/2011) [-]
Sorry I didn't reply to your comment. He blocked me after replying to you. But if you didn't see my comment I stated that..

Almost all/All his content are reposts
He states on some that it's his OC
Deletes anyone comments if you say it's a repost.
User avatar #16 to #19 - couchzombie (09/04/2011) [-]
Yeah he blocked me as well.
User avatar #17 to #20 - kaneusta (09/05/2011) [-]
Figured, Repost = Tosper
His actual name is a troll. Repost backward
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User avatar #13 to #16 - couchzombie (09/04/2011) [-]
Oh thank you for the info, I did read his Description and he said he made it and it was OC. So yeah he could get banned, I wonder if he will. Anyway thanks for the info.
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User avatar #1 - omjezuz (08/04/2011) [-]
Congrats!
I took your profile comment virginity! xD
User avatar #2 to #1 - couchzombie (08/05/2011) [-]
No someone else took it. I just deleted them.
User avatar #3 to #2 - omjezuz (08/05/2011) [-]
Oh... :(
Stupid.
User avatar #4 to #3 - couchzombie (08/05/2011) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #5 to #4 - omjezuz (08/05/2011) [-]
:'(
ruined it
User avatar #6 to #5 - couchzombie (08/06/2011) [-]
Sorry.
#7 to #6 - PillowRapist (08/08/2011) [-]
3 SOME!!! VIRGINITY BANG
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