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Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
Last Login:9/17/2014
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Content Ranking:#5015
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Highest Content Rank:#3184
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#50 - Comment deleted 09/03/2013 on Hell 0
#49 - if it was 1999, why is the picture black and white? 09/03/2013 on Hell +5
#15 - what series is that? 09/03/2013 on Heart in the Right place 0
#1 - what episode is this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Heart in the Right place 0
#10 - porksammich (09/03/2013) [-]
Meg falls in love with a gay guy and does crazy shit to try to get with him
#15 - cotterj (09/03/2013) [-]
what series is that?
User avatar #3 - colcrockett (09/02/2013) [-]
The one where Meg says "actually it's not. It's a serious medical condition!"
#13 - If you think Asians are bad drivers, you have to admit that th… 09/01/2013 on Asians 0
#66 - I frickin love that picture. and it only makes me want him more 09/01/2013 on So I heard you like mindfucks 0
#1340 - ....well....alright then! 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll +1
#1339 - **cotterj rolled a random image posted in comment #3469957 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#1340 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
....well....alright then!
#64 - I don't know, everynow and then it comes up with a little gem …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on So I heard you like mindfucks 0
User avatar #65 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
well what you have is godddamn brilliant
#66 - cotterj (09/01/2013) [-]
I frickin love that picture. and it only makes me want him more
#62 - so, all in all, this is ****  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on So I heard you like mindfucks 0
User avatar #63 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
this is what happens when someone on FJ trys to make content
#64 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know, everynow and then it comes up with a little gem
like this
User avatar #65 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
well what you have is godddamn brilliant
#66 - cotterj (09/01/2013) [-]
I frickin love that picture. and it only makes me want him more
#60 - *in general, not just to his own sperm and eggs  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2013 on So I heard you like mindfucks 0
User avatar #61 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
at just like that we have another flaw
#62 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
so, all in all, this is shit
User avatar #63 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
this is what happens when someone on FJ trys to make content
#64 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know, everynow and then it comes up with a little gem
like this
User avatar #65 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
well what you have is godddamn brilliant
#66 - cotterj (09/01/2013) [-]
I frickin love that picture. and it only makes me want him more
#59 - besides, im pretty sure someone with both genitals would be infertile  [+] (7 new replies) 08/31/2013 on So I heard you like mindfucks 0
#60 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
*in general, not just to his own sperm and eggs
User avatar #61 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
at just like that we have another flaw
#62 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
so, all in all, this is shit
User avatar #63 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
this is what happens when someone on FJ trys to make content
#64 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know, everynow and then it comes up with a little gem
like this
User avatar #65 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
well what you have is godddamn brilliant
#66 - cotterj (09/01/2013) [-]
I frickin love that picture. and it only makes me want him more
#43 - wouldn't the drifter have recognised himself/herself and there…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/30/2013 on So I heard you like mindfucks +2
User avatar #45 - prozach (08/30/2013) [-]
that and you cant impregnate yourself as the same dna wouldn't combine and split then turn into a fetus but if it some how did the offspring would be infertile
#59 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
besides, im pretty sure someone with both genitals would be infertile
#60 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
*in general, not just to his own sperm and eggs
User avatar #61 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
at just like that we have another flaw
#62 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
so, all in all, this is shit
User avatar #63 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
this is what happens when someone on FJ trys to make content
#64 - cotterj (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know, everynow and then it comes up with a little gem
like this
User avatar #65 - prozach (08/31/2013) [-]
well what you have is godddamn brilliant
#66 - cotterj (09/01/2013) [-]
I frickin love that picture. and it only makes me want him more
#2 - Comment deleted 08/29/2013 on Table tenis troll 0
#111 - There's too little, and too much. Never "enough" 08/25/2013 on Wat? +2
#80 - What is this, Why is this, AND WHY HAVE I GOT A SEMI FROM IT!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2013 on I've seen enough Hentai +3
#85 - esmebuffay (08/22/2013) [-]
It's from the movie Slither directed my James Gunn and staring Nathan Fillion, and if you watch it your semi won't last long, that I can promise you, if it does you should consult a doctor, not a medical doctor, a physiologist.
User avatar #95 - slandersalamander (08/22/2013) [-]
A physiologist is a medical doctor.
User avatar #98 - hamsterball (08/22/2013) [-]
I think he meant psychologist, which if I am correct is still a doctor.
#78 - Comment deleted 08/22/2013 on I've seen enough Hentai 0
#195 - i thought you were only allowed one question in this?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on I...what 0
#196 - graphenz (08/06/2013) [-]
Merge them, this was a challenge where you couldn't ask any if questions:
If I were to stay here or go to heaven(live in this scenario) which options do I have? or In the sceneraio I wanted to live, which door should I pick? - Lying creature suggest a door, living suggest staying or taking a door.
If one door is suggested: Take the other door
If two options are suggested: Take the door that is suggested. simple as that.
#157 - but that only determines which one's the liar and which one is…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on I...what 0
#189 - graphenz (08/06/2013) [-]
from the old "parrot" hell/heaven thing:
First say: I want to stay in this room or go to heaven
Then ask: Which door or action should i take to either stay here or go to heaven (or hell I guess it would be more awesome there)
The lying bird would reveal the door to hell and no other options, since it can't possibly lie about you staying there, there's three planes of existence at that place and it would have to skip the current spot in order to keep up lying.
The truthful bird would recommend staying (taking no door) or the one to heaven, again it does not have to lie therefore it can recommend just staying
Ergo...
If the bird recommends staying or taking a door, take the door.
i the bird recommends a door and nothing but that, take the other door.
#195 - cotterj (08/06/2013) [-]
i thought you were only allowed one question in this?
#196 - graphenz (08/06/2013) [-]
Merge them, this was a challenge where you couldn't ask any if questions:
If I were to stay here or go to heaven(live in this scenario) which options do I have? or In the sceneraio I wanted to live, which door should I pick? - Lying creature suggest a door, living suggest staying or taking a door.
If one door is suggested: Take the other door
If two options are suggested: Take the door that is suggested. simple as that.
#27 - New game-like Spot the Vegan, I give you Spot the... 08/04/2013 on Black people -2
#170 - Ah America! The land where the axe-wielding psychopath can get…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Muricà +14
#319 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/06/2013) [-]
The right to legal representation is a necessity for a government to maintain validity. The right to medical care, while being arguably desirable, is not. If I had to pick between one of these "rights" for life, I would certainly pick the former.
#86 - I guess there really are two kinds of people 05/21/2013 on Oh Lawd 0
#58 - have a thumb of appreciation to finalise the peace and a … 05/20/2013 on Who? 0
#237 - Comment deleted 05/20/2013 on British Isles Explained 0
#53 - im sure at some point he said that he put them all in a time-b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Who? +1
User avatar #54 - spikethepony (05/20/2013) [-]
Yes. That was the "End of Time" special. And yes, "ignorant twat" was a bit strong, and I apologize. You were ignorant, but you checked your facts, and I respect you for that.

Fuck you too, and have a thumb. You were a pretty cool guy today.
#58 - cotterj (05/20/2013) [-]
have a thumb of appreciation to finalise the peace
and a fine ass for good measure
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User avatar #4 - Crusader (01/06/2013) [-]
Egypt isn't black thoguh, they are more often considered arab.
I would have replied to your actual comment on the ****** quiz, but the problem is faxanadu is a little bitch and blocked me
#7 to #4 - cotterj (01/06/2013) [-]
i know its hard to tell with egypt, it's sorta half-arab half-african. thats why i put "if you dont except Eqypt" or something like that
#1 - cotterj (08/08/2012) [-]
sorry about the **** i just put on the public section...woops...
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