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Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
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#8 - I apologised as the darkness descended. I broke the fridge. 10/31/2013 on Share your story 0
#178 - that makes me hard 10/29/2013 on mind reader 0
#15 - I hate how slutty clothes are these days. That dress is so re… 10/27/2013 on Fashion Now A Days +1
#32 - shh they don't need to know that no we don't need them,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Verdammt yeah Germany +9
#65 - yetaxaa (10/25/2013) [-]
why so they can...
User avatar #33 - GmCity (10/25/2013) [-]
Yes there is that, I forgot we took them all away when we discovered pointy blazers!
#19 - In Britain the police fired a total of no bullets  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Verdammt yeah Germany +5
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#103 - painispleasure (10/25/2013) [-]
bloody right.
#58 - mankey (10/25/2013) [-]
In Britain we don't need bullets, we have Wizards.
User avatar #196 - icameforthepron (09/16/2014) [-]
except for you know...you're AFOs and FSOs
User avatar #197 - icameforthepron (09/16/2014) [-]
*your

god damn grammar
User avatar #23 - solidderking (10/25/2013) [-]
does the British police even own bullets?
#86 - srvhendrix (10/25/2013) [-]
We have armed police officers. And they look pretty fucking badass.
User avatar #92 - solidderking (10/25/2013) [-]
yes, they look badass ^^
#24 - GmCity (10/25/2013) [-]
We do actually have armed police.
#32 - cotterj (10/25/2013) [-]
shh they don't need to know that
no we don't need them, our police can shoot fire from their fingers. it's a british thing you wouldn't understand...
#65 - yetaxaa (10/25/2013) [-]
why so they can...
User avatar #33 - GmCity (10/25/2013) [-]
Yes there is that, I forgot we took them all away when we discovered pointy blazers!
#1 - Is there a back story to this?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2013 on M. Night Shyamalan's The... +30
User avatar #40 - itznick (10/25/2013) [-]
#39 - itznick has deleted their comment.
#4 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
i do believe this is from arrested development
User avatar #3 - reyvarch (10/24/2013) [-]
Arrested Development.
User avatar #2 - undeaddog (10/24/2013) [-]
No, it does not exist.
#59 - I'm not disagreeing with the theory, just the statement 10/23/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
#11 - Make sense, as long as you don't count purple as a colour. If … 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
#10 - Gosh you're clever! Any other person would disagree with a wel…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it -4
User avatar #31 - lastweek (10/23/2013) [-]
1. Learn biology.
2. Understand why what I said is relevant to the topic of evolution.
3. No more bitching on a site for stupid jokes
4. Everybody is happy

That's right, there is no unknown step because everything is laid out, now go educate yourself.
#9 - " There couldn't be ANY ancient fossils, if the theory ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
User avatar #33 - billybong (10/23/2013) [-]
So, are you implying that as soon as the earth existed (lets not get into a creationism debate) all of the animals were suddenly there, then waeker species slowly died off over millions of years? I can't see any way for that to work, other than divine influence, since for those animals to exist they'd need to have either evolved in the first place from Primordial soup or have been "zapped there" by a god

Now, the biggest flaw with your idea is, why is it impossible to find fossils of modern animals or human fossils from prehistoric times? (Except for the animals that lived then and are still alive now, Eg crocodiles)

Most likely answer, because they didn't exist then, and came into existence after millions of years of evolution.

Take a look at stuff like this, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(Australopithecus)

This is one of the earliest skeletons found that resembles modern man, And it's a different damn species to us. Yet, we can't find any prehistoric skeletons like that which resemble modern man at all.

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#59 - cotterj (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with the theory, just the statement
#8 - Blue never becomes red because there's purple in the middle. W… 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it +9
#42 - oh I see. you're that guy. 10/21/2013 on Wind up dog 0
#11 - Am I the only one who wonders how he discovered his dog did this?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Wind up dog +20
#17 - endospore (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's a fun fact: Dogs can be trained to do tricks on command. In this example, the trick is the dog chasing its tail, and the command is the man winding the tail beforehand.

It's just like when you say 'sit' and your dog sits.
#42 - cotterj (10/21/2013) [-]
oh I see. you're that guy.
#68 - what is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Favorite gif. Dump 0
User avatar #69 - chrisstineline (10/20/2013) [-]
Archer.
It's Woodhouse going crazy, and finally screaming "REEEEGIE!"
#65 - gif relevant 10/18/2013 on Good guy amish -2
#5 - DAMN, DEM DUCKIES' DAMP! 10/17/2013 on Having a bad day? Have some... +1
#43 - is this from something? or did she just sneeze reaaaallly hard? 10/17/2013 on #selfie 0
#42 - some people should not be aloud to life. they're just no good at it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on #selfie -10
User avatar #157 - garymotherfinoak (10/18/2013) [-]
1. r00d
2. >allowed to life
#10 - favourite story from this period; there is an infamous tale of… 10/16/2013 on I do now 0
#13 - Picture 10/16/2013 on Well. +13
#14 - OH MY **** YES I HAVE  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on shit +32
#159 - doomstrike (10/15/2013) [-]
Trippy as fuck
User avatar #68 - xxgunboysxx (10/15/2013) [-]
NO FUCKING WAY!!
#5 - ...not sure whether this is a truthfood, or a liehood...  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Nutella coloured folks 0
User avatar #14 - secretdestroyers (10/13/2013) [-]
It's true. Remember how Rick and Glenn covered themselves in zombie guts to go incognito amongst the zombies in Season 1? Well Michonne did that by accident, she was just pinned inder one and cut through its stomach thereby getting guts all over her.

Thankfully for Michonne, it didn't rain afterwards.
User avatar #8 - LegitBlackChick (10/13/2013) [-]
Nigga, it's a truthfood. If you don't believe us, watch the show.
#7 - drillaz (10/13/2013) [-]
In the first couple episodes Rick and Glenn (I think) put on suits and covered themselves in zombie guts to walk through a horde
User avatar #10 - asthmetheus (10/13/2013) [-]
Yep and it ends up getting washed away by the rain, in the game Lee gets covered in zombie guts fighting through a horde and they end up ignoring him.
#3 - genuinely?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Nutella coloured folks +2
User avatar #4 - jamcal (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, since she's covered in zombie's insides the zombies don't see her as a living person, just another zombie
#5 - cotterj (10/13/2013) [-]
...not sure whether this is a truthfood, or a liehood...
User avatar #14 - secretdestroyers (10/13/2013) [-]
It's true. Remember how Rick and Glenn covered themselves in zombie guts to go incognito amongst the zombies in Season 1? Well Michonne did that by accident, she was just pinned inder one and cut through its stomach thereby getting guts all over her.

Thankfully for Michonne, it didn't rain afterwards.
User avatar #8 - LegitBlackChick (10/13/2013) [-]
Nigga, it's a truthfood. If you don't believe us, watch the show.
#7 - drillaz (10/13/2013) [-]
In the first couple episodes Rick and Glenn (I think) put on suits and covered themselves in zombie guts to walk through a horde
User avatar #10 - asthmetheus (10/13/2013) [-]
Yep and it ends up getting washed away by the rain, in the game Lee gets covered in zombie guts fighting through a horde and they end up ignoring him.
#1 - I've not watched much of this series but I've always wondered,…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Nutella coloured folks 0
User avatar #18 - guyfunnyjunk (10/13/2013) [-]
Because obamaniqua is always surrounded by latifa's dead zombie brothers which mask Epiphany's scent. This specific time tho Sharlene was covered in zombie insides just like the white people did in season one before it started to rain.
User avatar #2 - LegitBlackChick (10/13/2013) [-]
CUZ SHE BLACK!

But also because she's always covered in zombie guts.
User avatar #15 - megazman (10/13/2013) [-]
does covering yourself in zombie guts not run the risk of getting infected?
#16 - anonymous (10/13/2013) [-]
If you watched the ending to season 1 you know that they are already infected
#3 - cotterj (10/13/2013) [-]
genuinely?
User avatar #4 - jamcal (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, since she's covered in zombie's insides the zombies don't see her as a living person, just another zombie
#5 - cotterj (10/13/2013) [-]
...not sure whether this is a truthfood, or a liehood...
User avatar #14 - secretdestroyers (10/13/2013) [-]
It's true. Remember how Rick and Glenn covered themselves in zombie guts to go incognito amongst the zombies in Season 1? Well Michonne did that by accident, she was just pinned inder one and cut through its stomach thereby getting guts all over her.

Thankfully for Michonne, it didn't rain afterwards.
User avatar #8 - LegitBlackChick (10/13/2013) [-]
Nigga, it's a truthfood. If you don't believe us, watch the show.
#7 - drillaz (10/13/2013) [-]
In the first couple episodes Rick and Glenn (I think) put on suits and covered themselves in zombie guts to walk through a horde
User avatar #10 - asthmetheus (10/13/2013) [-]
Yep and it ends up getting washed away by the rain, in the game Lee gets covered in zombie guts fighting through a horde and they end up ignoring him.
#73 - so it's not really that big a deal, but it's the principle of … 10/12/2013 on Scumbag fox +1
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User avatar #4 - Crusader (01/06/2013) [-]
Egypt isn't black thoguh, they are more often considered arab.
I would have replied to your actual comment on the ****** quiz, but the problem is faxanadu is a little bitch and blocked me
#7 to #4 - cotterj (01/06/2013) [-]
i know its hard to tell with egypt, it's sorta half-arab half-african. thats why i put "if you dont except Eqypt" or something like that
#1 - cotterj (08/08/2012) [-]
sorry about the **** i just put on the public section...woops...
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