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Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
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#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Dat Light +1
User avatar #30 - garuda (11/27/2013) [-]
now i know why
#15 - followed by MFW I remember i'm not Canadian and can't access t… 11/26/2013 on WTF Fun Facts +2
#14 - MFW I recognise the street in #1942  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on WTF Fun Facts +2
#15 - cotterj (11/26/2013) [-]
followed by MFW I remember i'm not Canadian and can't access the free beer. and that there is no fridge containing free beer on that street
#34 - I would be more willing to accept this argument if it weren't … 11/21/2013 on Satan 0
#33 - Even ignoring the philosophical argument against this which yo… 11/21/2013 on Satan 0
#70 - Picture 11/14/2013 on Reflexes of a God 0
#20 - ********* someone thought of this epic film. thumb for … 11/08/2013 on movies +3
#67 - all except one of those cans are filled with pee... 11/08/2013 on Priorities are in check 0
#9 - Picture 11/07/2013 on I TRUSTED YOU. 0
#216 - Assasins Creed 5-Fifa revolution! 11/04/2013 on description 0
#63 - looking at this with a hangover...I now wanna puke tons 11/04/2013 on Been saving this 10MB GIF... 0
#6 - Top Tip-don't advertise how much of a dick you are and help a … 11/01/2013 on Go fuck yourself, San Diego +3
#5 - Mr.Marx Jnr? 11/01/2013 on Now this is a prank 0
#1 - Anyone else notice the framed picture of Karl Marx in the background?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Now this is a prank +3
#2 - jakatackka (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure those are just old relatives.
#7 - jamieswhiteshirt (11/01/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#26 - jakatackka (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, it seems I'm mistaken
#5 - cotterj (11/01/2013) [-]
Mr.Marx Jnr?
User avatar #4 - fgtometer (11/01/2013) [-]
Nah, that's Marx
#10 - Actually, Guiness used to be a health-drink. Their slogan for … 10/31/2013 on Who says we are alcoholics?! +2
#8 - I apologised as the darkness descended. I broke the fridge. 10/31/2013 on Share your story 0
#178 - that makes me hard 10/29/2013 on mind reader 0
#15 - I hate how slutty clothes are these days. That dress is so re… 10/27/2013 on Fashion Now A Days +1
#32 - shh they don't need to know that no we don't need them,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Verdammt yeah Germany +9
#65 - yetaxaa (10/25/2013) [-]
why so they can...
User avatar #33 - GmCity (10/25/2013) [-]
Yes there is that, I forgot we took them all away when we discovered pointy blazers!
#19 - In Britain the police fired a total of no bullets  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Verdammt yeah Germany +5
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#103 - painispleasure (10/25/2013) [-]
bloody right.
#58 - mankey (10/25/2013) [-]
In Britain we don't need bullets, we have Wizards.
User avatar #196 - icameforthepron (09/16/2014) [-]
except for you know...you're AFOs and FSOs
User avatar #197 - icameforthepron (09/16/2014) [-]
*your

god damn grammar
User avatar #23 - solidderking (10/25/2013) [-]
does the British police even own bullets?
#86 - srvhendrix (10/25/2013) [-]
We have armed police officers. And they look pretty fucking badass.
User avatar #92 - solidderking (10/25/2013) [-]
yes, they look badass ^^
#24 - GmCity (10/25/2013) [-]
We do actually have armed police.
#32 - cotterj (10/25/2013) [-]
shh they don't need to know that
no we don't need them, our police can shoot fire from their fingers. it's a british thing you wouldn't understand...
#65 - yetaxaa (10/25/2013) [-]
why so they can...
User avatar #33 - GmCity (10/25/2013) [-]
Yes there is that, I forgot we took them all away when we discovered pointy blazers!
#1 - Is there a back story to this?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2013 on M. Night Shyamalan's The... +30
User avatar #40 - itznick (10/25/2013) [-]
#39 - itznick has deleted their comment.
#4 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
i do believe this is from arrested development
User avatar #3 - reyvarch (10/24/2013) [-]
Arrested Development.
User avatar #2 - undeaddog (10/24/2013) [-]
No, it does not exist.
#59 - I'm not disagreeing with the theory, just the statement 10/23/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
#11 - Make sense, as long as you don't count purple as a colour. If … 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
#10 - Gosh you're clever! Any other person would disagree with a wel…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it -4
User avatar #31 - lastweek (10/23/2013) [-]
1. Learn biology.
2. Understand why what I said is relevant to the topic of evolution.
3. No more bitching on a site for stupid jokes
4. Everybody is happy

That's right, there is no unknown step because everything is laid out, now go educate yourself.
#9 - " There couldn't be ANY ancient fossils, if the theory ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on No wait, I think I see it 0
User avatar #33 - billybong (10/23/2013) [-]
So, are you implying that as soon as the earth existed (lets not get into a creationism debate) all of the animals were suddenly there, then waeker species slowly died off over millions of years? I can't see any way for that to work, other than divine influence, since for those animals to exist they'd need to have either evolved in the first place from Primordial soup or have been "zapped there" by a god

Now, the biggest flaw with your idea is, why is it impossible to find fossils of modern animals or human fossils from prehistoric times? (Except for the animals that lived then and are still alive now, Eg crocodiles)

Most likely answer, because they didn't exist then, and came into existence after millions of years of evolution.

Take a look at stuff like this, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(Australopithecus)

This is one of the earliest skeletons found that resembles modern man, And it's a different damn species to us. Yet, we can't find any prehistoric skeletons like that which resemble modern man at all.

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#59 - cotterj (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not disagreeing with the theory, just the statement

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User avatar #4 - Crusader (01/06/2013) [-]
Egypt isn't black thoguh, they are more often considered arab.
I would have replied to your actual comment on the ****** quiz, but the problem is faxanadu is a little bitch and blocked me
#7 to #4 - cotterj (01/06/2013) [-]
i know its hard to tell with egypt, it's sorta half-arab half-african. thats why i put "if you dont except Eqypt" or something like that
#1 - cotterj (08/08/2012) [-]
sorry about the **** i just put on the public section...woops...
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