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#62 - she wanted me to stop her breathing, and i was not ok with tha…  [+] (2 replies) 10/22/2015 on smack em +2
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#66 - kuntz (10/22/2015) [-]
whoa that's to much. yeah that's not cool
#65 - manza (10/22/2015) [-]
#37 - You laugh, i had an ex who wanted me to choke and her i just c…  [+] (6 replies) 10/22/2015 on smack em +4
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#69 - deutschblut (10/22/2015) [-]
Had one of those too...

Not as strange as little Ms. Fisting...

Or the Anal Baroness.

Then there was the Princess with the Golden Chalice...

I have had some bad luck.

Glad I have normal Asian waifu now. Living the dream.
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#50 - bodeejus (10/22/2015) [-]
As said below, there is a difference between hurting and hitting pressure points that are pleasurable. I ask my boyfriend to bite me sometimes, and when he was doing it uncomfortably I showed him how I like it to be done, and it's great. Its just about communicating and knowing the difference between rough play and actual physical damage.
#45 - kuntz (10/22/2015) [-]
did she want you to actually choke her, or have your hand around her neck but to use slight pressure? i like when my BF chokes me, but we talked about how much pressure he can use and not to go more than that, he didn't like it at first but he got into it. everyone has limits. Next time just talk about it with her, give it a try, let her tell you how much pressure she wants on her neck, tell her how far your willing to go.
#62 - cotterj (10/22/2015) [-]
she wanted me to stop her breathing, and i was not ok with that. it just didnt feel right
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#66 - kuntz (10/22/2015) [-]
whoa that's to much. yeah that's not cool
#65 - manza (10/22/2015) [-]
#23 - It's from a novel by Terry Pratchett called "Hogswatch&qu…  [+] (6 replies) 09/17/2015 on DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS +18
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#36 - waaw (09/18/2015) [-]
Actually the book is Hogfather. The christmas-like holiday is called Hogswatch. And I also 100% recommend the Discworld series.
#24 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
ya'll got a link to that at all? or is it something we gotta buy? cause I might, it seems cool
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#32 - pestrey (09/18/2015) [-]

terry pratchett is my favorite author and his books are full of golden quotes like the one in the beautiful comic above. read em!
#35 - vegasstoner (09/18/2015) [-]
jesus...mass market (buy in bulk) from 1 cents.
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#29 - jokexplain (09/18/2015) [-]
Buy it

not even ten bucks for softcover on amazon
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#27 - coledunk (09/18/2015) [-]
it was a book but they did do a movie adaptation, Im sure you could find a pdf or audio book of it but I would highly recommend buying a physical copy because it is a great book by a great author on one of his most liked characters.
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