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cotterj

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Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
Last Login:6/27/2016
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Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:605838
Times Content Favorited:289 times
Total Comments Made:1071
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#130 - >19, still virgin >meet girl on tinder, 6/10 >…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2016 on It'll pay off in the end... -1
#138 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
The moral is stop making things up on the internet for gaining some strangers' approval, if you had been remotely close to a vagina you would know that A) after one and a half hour both you and the girl would be so exhausted she wouldn't want to keep going and B) most girls can't have "several orgasms" since they get really sensitive down there after the first one, so most girls can't keep going after having it and I doubt you banged one of the few that can enjoy more than one orgasm on your first try. And even if you did, dude, any guy who has banged knows that you can't make a girl orgasm on your first time, so don't expect that once you finally find a girl so desperate she lets you smash.
#146 - cotterj (01/13/2016) [-]
Like i give a shit about your approval, i just thought this real life experience was funny and you lot would enjoy it. It's not like i was actually inside her for one and a half hours, we stopped to switch positions and mixed it with oral and stuff, but for the best part of 1.5 hours we were doing the deed, during which she came several times.
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#160 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
"Guys this story where I fucked this girl for an hour and a half and she came like so many times is so funny guys"

no.
#188 - cotterj (01/13/2016) [-]
When you put it like that i guess it is unbelievable, the main focus is that my first time i couldn't feel a thing and didn't cum. I thought it was funny, but whatever
#48 - funny thing is the phrase "you'r either with us/me or aga… 01/10/2016 on Religion 0
#5 - am i being really dense i don't get that?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on mind blows +1
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#23 - carlosspicywiener (01/02/2016) [-]
The letter W is pronounced "double-U", so it goes after the letter D phoenetically.
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#6 - luismachado (01/01/2016) [-]
it's all about the sounds
#43 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Phonetically: [ei, bii, sii, dii, ii, ef, tsii, eits, ai, tsei, kei, el, em]...
#335 - Check it's a girl first 11/23/2015 on The answer is always rape,... +1
#113 - She's mistaking "triggered" with "out of breath" 11/19/2015 on Trigger warning 0
#32 - Communism doens't mean all your belonging's belong to the stat… 11/14/2015 on (untitled) +5
#151 - what was this originally? 11/05/2015 on What now, M'Lord? 0
#62 - she wanted me to stop her breathing, and i was not ok with tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2015 on smack em +2
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#66 - kuntz (10/22/2015) [-]
whoa that's to much. yeah that's not cool
#65 - manza (10/22/2015) [-]
#37 - You laugh, i had an ex who wanted me to choke and her i just c…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2015 on smack em +4
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#69 - deutschblut (10/22/2015) [-]
Had one of those too...

Not as strange as little Ms. Fisting...

Or the Anal Baroness.

Then there was the Princess with the Golden Chalice...

I have had some bad luck.

Glad I have normal Asian waifu now. Living the dream.
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#50 - bodeejus (10/22/2015) [-]
As said below, there is a difference between hurting and hitting pressure points that are pleasurable. I ask my boyfriend to bite me sometimes, and when he was doing it uncomfortably I showed him how I like it to be done, and it's great. Its just about communicating and knowing the difference between rough play and actual physical damage.
#45 - kuntz (10/22/2015) [-]
did she want you to actually choke her, or have your hand around her neck but to use slight pressure? i like when my BF chokes me, but we talked about how much pressure he can use and not to go more than that, he didn't like it at first but he got into it. everyone has limits. Next time just talk about it with her, give it a try, let her tell you how much pressure she wants on her neck, tell her how far your willing to go.
#62 - cotterj (10/22/2015) [-]
she wanted me to stop her breathing, and i was not ok with that. it just didnt feel right
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#66 - kuntz (10/22/2015) [-]
whoa that's to much. yeah that's not cool
#65 - manza (10/22/2015) [-]
#11 - What's this from? 10/15/2015 on Dr. emily deschanel 0