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cotterj

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Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
Last Login:12/08/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#1030
Highest Comment Rank:#3303
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Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 175 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:609747
Times Content Favorited:296 times
Total Comments Made:1076
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#19 - when's your birthday?  [+] (5 replies) 01/13/2016 on Dad Skills - saving kid's... 0
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#20 - harleyquinzel (01/13/2016) [-]
The 21st
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#36 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
I'll keep this page open just to wish you a happy birthday then.
#37 - harleyquinzel (01/13/2016) [-]
#98 - dehnoobshow (01/21/2016) [-]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday harleyquizel.
Happy birthday to youuuuu
#99 - harleyquinzel (01/21/2016) [-]
Its a...fantastic thing you do. Thanks a lot man it made me really happy
#146 - Like i give a **** about your approval, i just thought this r…  [+] (2 replies) 01/13/2016 on It'll pay off in the end... 0
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#160 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
"Guys this story where I fucked this girl for an hour and a half and she came like so many times is so funny guys"

no.
#188 - cotterj (01/13/2016) [-]
When you put it like that i guess it is unbelievable, the main focus is that my first time i couldn't feel a thing and didn't cum. I thought it was funny, but whatever
#130 - >19, still virgin >meet girl on tinder, 6/10 >…  [+] (4 replies) 01/13/2016 on It'll pay off in the end... -1
#138 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
The moral is stop making things up on the internet for gaining some strangers' approval, if you had been remotely close to a vagina you would know that A) after one and a half hour both you and the girl would be so exhausted she wouldn't want to keep going and B) most girls can't have "several orgasms" since they get really sensitive down there after the first one, so most girls can't keep going after having it and I doubt you banged one of the few that can enjoy more than one orgasm on your first try. And even if you did, dude, any guy who has banged knows that you can't make a girl orgasm on your first time, so don't expect that once you finally find a girl so desperate she lets you smash.
#146 - cotterj (01/13/2016) [-]
Like i give a shit about your approval, i just thought this real life experience was funny and you lot would enjoy it. It's not like i was actually inside her for one and a half hours, we stopped to switch positions and mixed it with oral and stuff, but for the best part of 1.5 hours we were doing the deed, during which she came several times.
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#160 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2016) [-]
"Guys this story where I fucked this girl for an hour and a half and she came like so many times is so funny guys"

no.
#188 - cotterj (01/13/2016) [-]
When you put it like that i guess it is unbelievable, the main focus is that my first time i couldn't feel a thing and didn't cum. I thought it was funny, but whatever
#5 - am i being really dense i don't get that?  [+] (3 replies) 01/01/2016 on mind blows +1
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#23 - carlosspicywiener (01/02/2016) [-]
The letter W is pronounced "double-U", so it goes after the letter D phoenetically.
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#6 - luismachado (01/01/2016) [-]
it's all about the sounds
#43 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Phonetically: [ei, bii, sii, dii, ii, ef, tsii, eits, ai, tsei, kei, el, em]...